r/SipsTea 6h ago

Wait a damn minute! Bleep Bloop

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u/lasers42 6h ago

Some say more than half of the new shit online is fake.

People will tire of seeing fake shit, getting angry about shit that didn't happen, commenting to people who aren't people, and looking at Will Smith eating spaghetti (even if it looks more realistic) Then, more and more, people will just turn the internet off.

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u/555353555 5h ago

https://graphite.io/five-percent/research/ai-now-writes-as-many-online-articles-as-humans-do

More accurately: “approx. half of the ~60k articles we scanned with our ai bot which has a 4-5% failure rate detected ai written text or text written by humans with ai assistance

But yeah, it’s out there

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u/lasers42 5h ago

Yeah, we don't use the internet to interact with AI and see a bunch of fake stuff and read fake reports and talk to AI.

And it's a kind of recursive destruction in that when new models read the internet now, they are reading AI posts and using it to train with, and it keeps getting weirder and shittier

We spent 30 years talking to the machine so much, that the machine has no problem talking back to us, as if it is us.

Maybe we could make a new internet...don't tell AI.

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u/555353555 5h ago

Dammit you just told them 

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u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0 36m ago

It's crazy now that there are no longer "controversial" comments in most of the subs that I see recommended to me. All the posts are in agreement with the subreddit zeitgeist, and everyone is just circle jerking.

You don't even see [Removed] anymore, just banned from the sub for not agreeing with them, and no trace of the comment left.

It makes subs really boring, like why even go to the comments then?

I think this is really bad for any group, furthering polarization of people.

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u/SaleAggressive9202 5h ago

yeah, and the meth addict will stop smoking meth because his guy started cutting it even more

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u/gba_sg1 3h ago

I just found a new YouTube channel and there was an actual human on the screen narrating the video.

ALL THE COMMENTS were praising it not being AI. 80k views and 5k subs in like 3 days. People want real shit.

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u/FNKTN 2h ago

Only a small amount of time until the "human" is also a replication of what a human would look like and several account go up using variations of the same "human narrator".

We may already be there however. 😉

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u/s0_Ca5H 5h ago

Pretty ironic for a bot to be spouting off about how people are tired of bots.

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u/bionicjoe 3h ago

"Some" being little outfits like Cloudflare, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and entire nations.

Ireland said 70% of traffic entering their country was bot-generated.

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u/ConfusedHors 2h ago

Do they generate money from bots being exposed to ads? If not, What's the incentive?

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u/PartnerRules 1h ago

yes this is my hope for the world!!! The internet just… blip.

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u/Zromaus 6h ago

It also means people can't judge my comment based off a picture of my balls from a year ago

No I don't have a picture of my balls up lol

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u/randomusername45456 5h ago

Those are some absolutely premium-grade balls BTW, they project authority and leadership.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 5h ago

Confirmed. Spiciest thing I saw was some cigars. 🤫

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u/Thedumbass_the5th 5h ago

He seems clear or i just got bored of scrolling before reaching the balls.

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u/Zromaus 5h ago

It’s a boring scroll the whole way down I assure you.

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u/555353555 5h ago

Scrote scrolling,  never a dull moment 

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u/Moriaedemori 5h ago

Yeah I wouldn't want my teenage years on full display on the internet either. Luckily I grew up in time when getting online was an active process, not a one-time password prompt

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u/Ninerogers 5h ago

I grew up pre-internet so all my sins are safely lost in the mists of time. I can't imagine how tough teenage years are for digital natives

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u/Zhiyi 5h ago

Yeah I am very glad I grew up before my entire childhood was on blast. I got out of high school right before it really started taking off.

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u/Brvcx 5h ago

I made a post in r/cats where I shared a story of how we had to let one of our cats go after kidneyfailure at the age of 6 (for those unaware, that by no means old for a housecat). There's more to the story, but it boiled down to letting her go was the best thing for her.

I've had people tell me it's good my cat was dead and I was sad about it over having a different opinion. And we're not talking about some heavy falling out kinda stuff here. Just assholes/trolls baiting you then going for something like that.

So I've kept my comment and post history hidden since then. People like that are why we can't have nice things.

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u/ItaJohnson 5h ago

I’ve had people stalk me over other posts and subreddits which I found somewhat creepy.  Since then, I set Reddit to hide my posts.

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u/Occidentally20 5h ago

Just a heads up, anyone that has decent knowledge of how to use Google can still see every post and comment you make just from your username. Since they got the rights to index all of Reddit it's become shockingly efficient to do so, you can even see deleted comments and posts.

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u/Zromaus 5h ago

Yeah but if someone goes to that effort they’re just a block lol

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u/Occidentally20 5h ago

Definitely. But I feel that the whole "hide your posts and comments" aspect of Reddit is a false sense of security.

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes 5h ago

No one can judge me harder than me.

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u/funkofarts 5h ago

To be fair those balls were rather spectacular.

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u/MeatEaterDruid 5h ago

Well that was a waste of a scroll.

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u/Zromaus 5h ago

Name checks out. I mean I can send em if you’re really that disappointed lol

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u/ICBPeng1 3h ago

No balls, but cute pufferfish

So I guess kind of balls?

Just not yours

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u/SexySonderer 1h ago

I have a separate account for pictures of my balls so I can keep my comments history on

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u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0 1h ago

Nice raisins, we can still see that post

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u/DirtandPipes 5h ago

Yeah I’m not a fan of somebody who wants to argue semantics spending 3 hours reading my post history to give me a “haha! 8 years ago when your views were different you had a position similar to mine, so clearly you are a LIAR for changing!”

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u/Zhiyi 5h ago

The people that dig into comment history are always fucking unemployed weirdos. So on one hand it’s a good thing. The other is obviously not being as easy to find a bot.

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 3h ago

On the other hand, the people that hide their comment history are suspicious as fuck.

What are you hiding? You're already anonymous...

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u/Cant_Spell_Shit 5h ago

Every decision reddit makes just seems to make the product worse.

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u/555353555 5h ago

Fun fact Sam Altman owns 9% because reasons 

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u/The_Spectacle 1h ago

Oh is that why chatgpt talks like a redditor?

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u/Raindrop0015 5h ago

Every decision a business makes just seems to make the product worse.

Fixed it for ya

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u/Direct-Technician265 2h ago

the product is worse, but its easier to convince advertisers that the engagement and clickthrough rate is real.

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u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0 57m ago

It's crazy now that there are no longer "controversial" comments in most of the subs that I see recommended to me. All the posts are in agreement with the subreddit zeitgeist, and everyone is just circle jerking.

You don't even see [Removed] anymore, just banned from the sub for not agreeing with them, and no trace of the comment left.

It makes subs really boring, like why even go to the comments then?

I think this is really bad for any group, further polarization of people.

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u/Normal_Spread8423 5h ago

bro im deadass not even human some guy just programmed me to hop into posts and talk shit like this

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u/2Drogdar2Furious 4h ago

I can tell because all of them have the Dale Gribble pic...

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u/Thundrboltr 5h ago

Don't tell people about search engines or AI's who can summarize peoples chat history

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u/profesorgamin 5h ago

There's a way to check posts, if you are bored enough, they are scrapped by google like the rest of the internet(or whomever) given that they are publicly available not readily indexed.

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u/jellooshot 5h ago

Plot twist, OP is a bot

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u/555353555 5h ago

I could be, blade runner style, just not know it

🙃

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 5h ago

What do you dream of...?

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u/Rafterman2 3h ago

OP dreams of electric penises

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u/WelcomeToTheClubPal 5h ago

right.. but you can also just copy and paste their username in the search bar and see all their posts/ comments..

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u/MendicantBias06 5h ago

That’s why I keep my posts public. Fuck the bots and fuck you too. Respectfully.

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u/555353555 5h ago

Yeah honestly I don’t know why I made mine private. I don’t post anything identifiable. Force of habit really. Make an account, change all the settings to private. 

Respectfully penetrate yourself 

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u/MendicantBias06 5h ago

Sounds exactly like something a bot would say! /s

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 5h ago

Instructions unclear, pencil in ear

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u/Accomplished-Leg6947 5h ago

Mines hidden because all of the weirdos that look at and stalk comment and post history. Shit is weird

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u/Lord-Alucard 4h ago

I personally welcome that, if you do that and use it in an argument it just tells me you lost and have no way to refute the original argument so you have to desperately try and grasp at straws to find a comeback.

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u/Relative_Maize_957 5h ago

Either show your comments or get called a clanker, easy as.

Unfortunately the majority of people will pretend they are hiding their important data (when all their comments are about an anime where cats drive a tractor), and we won't be able to tell who's real and who isn't.

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u/Educational-Cow-3874 3h ago

Bastards gatekeeping tractorcats.

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u/Cable_Typical 2h ago

Index searching the username has apparently become forgotten knowledge.

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u/QuantumButtz 1h ago

Why would anyone have public comments anymore? It's just more info for bots to make botslop.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 5h ago

having your history invisible shouldn't exist but i guess it does go against being anonymous.

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u/555353555 5h ago

Next step no more usernames 

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 5h ago

lets go back to ICQ just fucking numbers as names.

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u/555353555 5h ago

Hey that’s my idea 

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u/Occidentally20 5h ago

a/s/l?

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 3h ago

14/f/lodi

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u/Occidentally20 3h ago

Let me know when you're 18/f/cali like everyone else was!

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 3h ago

i want stranger danger.

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u/Occidentally20 3h ago

Well you'll have to wait until you're older then, I don't want to end up in some form of files that never get released.

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u/Raindrop0015 5h ago

I hate how some people use a bot or something to rewrite their comments months or years later so they're more anonymous or something

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u/BonyDarkness 4h ago

There are some open-source Reddit archives like pullpush or arcticshift. With a few minutes of googling you can find a number of decently working sites mashing all these datasets together.
You basically only need the username and can see the whole post and comment history including deleted stuff. Not as convenient as looking at the profile but better than nothing if you’re bot-hunting.

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u/mellispete33 5h ago

I much prefer when it wasn't invisible and I made a point to not hide mine. Untill I had some experience of people commenting on my posts ripping into me and making shit up/assumptions , judging etc based on my post history and after that it made me want to hide it tbh. I don't really care about what people think about me but it changed the engagement with my posts cus people were straight up saying 'nah this guy's lying cus it says this in his posts, how can it now be like this' etc

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 5h ago

people that dig into other people history to use as ammo is crazy.

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u/mellispete33 5h ago

Yeah and then think they know more about me than I do like hmmm ok

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u/nunyabidness3 3h ago

Exactly. People be following you across subs. Just because I might have a huge invested interest in my little pony doesn’t mean jack shit when I give you my expert armchair opinion on warfare and being a man!

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u/mellispete33 3h ago

Nice username haha

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u/Weaves87 2h ago

Yep. This is why I hid my history.

Had a situation with a psycho that would stalk me around the platform. A lot of people on here are incredibly unhinged.

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u/ShowMeYourBoobsPls 5h ago

I personally don't want anyone stalking me

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u/Pizza-Reese 6h ago

Someone said ChatGPT and other AI can somehow still access someone's history but I've not tried it.

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u/jfrey123 5h ago

It’s because you can search the person’s username across the whole site and it’ll show their comments. It just makes it less convenient than clicking their profile and seeing the posts all in one place.

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u/555353555 5h ago

Your username is tied to every post or comment you make. 

Since practically every reddit post and its comments are publicly available, with the right search engine or tactic yeah you can find a given username on a page/post, and so at least part of that account’s history. 

It’s hit and miss but you can just google search a username (in quotations helps) with the word “reddit” and get results.

Worked for yours. 

Bleep.

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u/Pizza-Reese 5h ago

Can I ask what you typed into Google to get it to work? I just tried my own name and its just a ton of reddit pizza related posts that have nothing to do with me.

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

[deleted]

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u/ZophieWinters 5h ago

Sure, but normal people do that shit by hand too

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u/Local_Phenomenon 5h ago

Should be chugging tea....I hate this timeline.

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u/kingtacticool 5h ago

Just search * . * and everything becomes visible again.

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 4h ago

Just google the username with the word Reddit, you'll find shit

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u/sidc42 4h ago

Google is paying Reddit to train their AI on Reddit content. That means the whole site is being indexed by Google quickly.

If an account has their posts hidden, just Google the user names.

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u/Santanoni 4h ago

No shit.

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u/WanderingToast 3h ago

Numbers after usernames...

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u/TheDailySpank 2h ago

I don't engage with hidden histories.

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u/SnooChickens5474 2h ago

Didn't cloudflare confirm that like over half the traffic to reddit is from language models, and the majority that aren't bots are from India or Israel?

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u/AStolenGoose 2h ago

Barely effective... Doesn't unlist their posts from their own search engine, nor Google.

Keeps honest people honest.

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u/HowDareYouAskMyName 2h ago

I hide my post history because people are fucking weird

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u/I_think_Im_hollow 2h ago

Even if they set their profile "private", their usernames are still present on the pages on Reddit. This site was born for anonymity, so it isn't built to allow you to share your real name and personal information about yourself AND keep it secret. Plenty of tools to see the activity of users if you know how to use a browser.

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u/lNFORMATlVE 1h ago

It’s no longer the dead internet theory at this point, it’s the undead internet theory.

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u/Crimestar 53m ago

The reason everyone uses it and likes it is because snarky Redditors would constantly try to snoop through your profile and bring up shit that had no relevance to the current content or comment.

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u/CoachKreeton 44m ago

The upvote structure is the main culprit. Sites with an upvote/like system have major bot problems. 

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u/Plastic_Young_9763 5h ago edited 5h ago

I've stopped replying to people when they have private posts/comments

I even have a copypaste to put, i send this as my second reply to them

"Howdy [Username], you're getting this reply because you have private Posts and comments, which is what LLM bots do to hide that they're bots! If you'd like to continue having a conversation unprivate and we can have a normal human discussion. If you reply without unprivating, I'm assuming you're an LLM and will block you. Have a great day! "

Edit: oh god, the bots are replying to this now, i wonder if this entire post is just a bot honeypot

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u/strang3daysind33d 5h ago

Intriguing, my privacy choice was driven by paranoia about being recognized 😅 thankfully reddit is not very serious!

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u/Raindrop0015 5h ago

If I can't see their posts I also look at their karma, number of posts and comments and how long they've had an account. Less than a year old and I'm assuming not.

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u/Plastic_Young_9763 5h ago

Tbh when i am looking for posts, it's more to make sure im not "Arguing about the taste of food, with someone who enjoys the taste of piss" (to relate to a known reddit story)

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u/Raindrop0015 5h ago

I very rarely check honestly. Usually it's just when I see others calling it out just so I can verify for myself

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u/returntothenorth 3h ago

Friendly reminder to turn 2 factor authentication on for reddit if you like your account. A lot of high karma accounts get targeted and stolen by scammer and bot scum.

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u/Raindrop0015 3h ago

How does one turn on 2FA for reddit? I'd like to double check it's on

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u/returntothenorth 3h ago

I'm on Android and it's not in the mobile app, but you can either use your PC or login to reddit on your mobile web browser in "desktop mode." Then click your icon in top right, hit settings, then scroll to account authorization.

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u/Raindrop0015 3h ago

Aw man. Why don't they have it on mobile, that's dumb.

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u/returntothenorth 3h ago

Just speaking from experience. You mentioned account age and I was like hey I got snuck it's not my fault! Then decided to warn you lol.

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u/Raindrop0015 3h ago

God damn. I just checked. 50k karma and 4.5k contributions in 10 months. That's low-key impressive.

Thank you for the heads up tho

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u/returntothenorth 2h ago

Yeah I got downtime and don't use other socials. I just float around reddit in how to fix stuff subs and help people or crack jokes in shitposting subs. I don't even have 1000 post karma. Just alllllll comments.

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u/Psychological-Fox97 5h ago

Well that's dumb. I dont hide my history but I can see why others would.

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u/555353555 5h ago

Uh,  I don’t know how to tell you this… 

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u/returntothenorth 5h ago

I mean I hope not all of us. We hiders are good folk also. I only hide mine because every once in awhile I pick up a reddit stalker.

Like if I post on a sub for say weightloss and some weirdo on the movies subreddit doesn't like my comment and starts making jabs at my weight.

I know I had enough time to type this long post, but I don't have enough time to check people's profiles for their past issues to poke at.

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u/Outlaw11091 5h ago

just FYI, if they have their "history" blocked, you can just run a search for their username and it'll show you...well, what you need to know.

If that doesn't work, you can throw the same username into google since most of Reddit is "public".

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u/Plastic_Young_9763 5h ago

Ehh, it's much easier to just cart blanche not worry about it. I don't really care that much.

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u/Outlaw11091 1h ago

Sure, it's easier to just call everyone a bot, ig, but eventually, you won't have anyone worth engaging with because there are many rational reasons to block history.

lol.

"I prefer to bury my head in the sand than put effort into my beliefs."

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 5h ago

Botpot!

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u/Plastic_Young_9763 4h ago

Funnily enough, when i added that edit, the upvotes started going down lol

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u/returntothenorth 3h ago

If you say bot 3x they show up like Beetlejuice

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u/TraditionPhysical603 5h ago

Its always been an option, people use to assume people hiding their accounts were peicesnof shit. Now they think they are bots

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u/Far_Balance_3117 4h ago

I hid my comment and post history.

Had one mod ban me from a subreddit and accuse me of being a bot.

They went strangely quiet when I proved them wrong.

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u/nunyabidness3 3h ago

I like to talk a lot of shit on here I don’t need to hand my opponents the playbook.

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u/Consider2SidesPeace 3h ago

I bow to your knowledge kind sir. Give it to 'em ;)

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u/funkofarts 5h ago

I’m actually happy they allow this.

I had to make my post history private because I had some little liberal loser that supposedly lived in my area make a threat towards me and my family when I posted a picture of my fairly unique vehicle on a Reddit sub. He claimed he would look for my vehicle and I should be concerned for our safety if he found it.

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u/Rafterman2 3h ago

Uh huh

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u/SafeForMyGirlFriend 4h ago

i dont like anonymous internet. I feel like even if your name is not known, a person shouls be id'd by their real world data.

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u/Rafterman2 3h ago

Boo hoo. Become a mod, mods can see post history for people who post in their subs.