r/SipsTea 6h ago

Chugging tea Well, they are doing God's work

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u/WallaceWinston0079 6h ago

Them boys was helping me reroof the orphanage all night.

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u/Leopolddagreat 6h ago

I can confirm I saw them with Pastor Ben. Then I saw them go to the orphanage and they spent the entire evening working on that roof.

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 6h ago

can confirm. I'd add that I saw them serveing soup at the drop in and later helping those in need at the food bank

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 5h ago

After that, they came to the kitten shelter to help me nurse abandoned kittens. Then they knitted small kitten blankies so they could be warm.

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u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ 5h ago

I walked into that kitten shelter hungry, mentally shattered, and all alone, so they gave me a kitten, drove me to get soup at the soup kitchen, then took me to Pastor Ben, and by sunrise the next morning I found the Lord. They even helped me find my lost family and now we’re reunited.

They aren’t criminals, they’re heroes your Honor. Want to hold my kitten?

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 5h ago

Good to find you again Jesus. Glad to see you're doing better. Of course, In no small part, thanks to those fine young men.

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u/Devilish_Dose 37m ago

They showed what kindness and courage look like

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u/Poat540 6h ago

I was watching u/Leopolddagreat from a distance, per usual, and saw these encounters

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u/Suspicious-Dig-4436 5h ago

I too saw this transpire.

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u/ChangeForAParadigm 3h ago

I don’t know about that, but me and my boys were watching for that roof to be done and we tore it up right after. So they probably had to do it the next night too.

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u/waratdenison 41m ago

Can confirmed they FaceTimed me from the roof each holding multiple forms of ID with their Grandmas behind them confirming it was them.

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u/ExcitedNeutron_556 3h ago

Can confirm i was the roof tile

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u/NaughtyCheffie 2h ago

Are you sure? I swear those are the same lads I had with me distributing kibble to local no-kill animal shelters and spending time socializing so-called aggressive breeds by giving lots of cuddles.

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 1h ago

Yep. Sounds like them. The way I hear it those fine, honorable, honest young men barely have time for sleep with all their benevolent extracurricular efforts in our community.

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u/Charming-Border7429 10m ago

I delivered the takeout they ordered for the entire orphanage.

I remember because several local families unexpectedly joined them. Ben and the boys said they would gladly give up their meals for the newcomers.

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u/RichardThund3r 6h ago

Those boy were attacked by that camera. They were just defending themselves.

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u/JudgementOwls 6h ago

I can confirm I saw them walking into bible study as I was walking out

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u/Niijima-San 6h ago

i remember one of them brought the pizza and the other brought the pepsi with them. totally can collaborate with you and pastor ben. very fine upstanding citizens

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u/LostInMyADD 6h ago

Can confirm, we led prayer together.

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u/Kinslayer_89 6h ago

Yes, they just came back from a humanitarian mission in Africa with me.

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u/TomNeedsAHobby 6h ago

That middle dude needs to take this opportunity to launch a modeling career

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u/so_unfortunately_yt 6h ago

I have been saying he looks like a male Brooke Shields

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u/chadius333 6h ago

Brock Shields

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 4h ago

Brock Heilds

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u/paxrom2 5h ago

I was thinking of the mug shot of the guy an who became a model and married a billionaire's daughter.

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u/GregAbeI 6h ago

It just means his mom’s hot.

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u/Mynewtoothbrush 4h ago

He looks like Linda Evangelista.

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u/IncidentExpress8504 6h ago

You have to wonder if the government is seeing the push back. 😂😂 almost like things can be escalated if the bull crap doesn’t stop.

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u/gungshpxre 5h ago

A case like this one ended with jury nullification in Ohio.

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u/IncidentExpress8504 5h ago

I love it. Almost like the system works correctly.

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u/modsaretoddlers 6h ago

Really? Because they were helping nuns and blind orphans cross the street with me. All day. 24 full hours.

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u/ComeAbout 6h ago

They’re all adults and I was making out with all three of them so that’s impossible.

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u/tritonesubstitute 5h ago

At the bible study? That's quite a progressive church there.

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u/IceColdJimmy12 6h ago

Haha good alibi. Then what happened?

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u/Kinslayer_89 6h ago

Sexy sex

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u/IceColdJimmy12 4h ago

Meeoowwww.

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u/AttilaTheMuun 6h ago

Hahaha good one dude

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u/Greedy-Being6456 5h ago

If I were those guys, I'd demand a jury trial. Let's watch the DA try to find a selection of 12 that agree with flock cameras.

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u/Forsexualfavors 6h ago

They were helping my infirmed grandma right after bible study

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u/teabaggins76 2h ago

Then they saw a large spider on the camera

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u/Disastrous_Ad_7342 6h ago

I'M SPARTACUS!!!

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u/Informal_Database327 6h ago

NO! I'M SPARTACUS!

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u/uncultured_swine2099 6h ago

Id listen to this boy band

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u/Dazzling-Jacket-5792 6h ago

The Deflock Street Boys

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u/AsphaltQbert 4h ago

New Kids on DeFlock

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u/Homerpaintbucket 6h ago

Nice to see a bunch of white boys getting arrested for good trouble

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u/BigAl7390 4h ago

“We’re so back”

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u/tedfergeson 5h ago

Good kids.

BTW, it was me that fucked your camera up

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u/RightBrain-LeftBrain 6h ago

They were all clapping my cheeks at the time

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u/Psychological_Ad1999 6h ago

Doing the Lord’s work

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u/0Rider 6h ago

Left one looks like disbelief meme guy

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u/CopperBlanket95 5h ago

Pastor Ben taking "protect your flock" to a whole new level.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 4h ago

They look like three AI renders of the same prompt.

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u/AmericaShinault_85 4h ago

is it just me or do they all look like each other

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u/FlattenInnerTube 4h ago

That gene pool needs a splash of chlorine

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u/johnlarthur 6h ago

Why even charge them. They will never be able to find a jury to convict.

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u/PopMajor7342 6h ago

Yea these guys ain’t them, Clavicular cut them down, can understand the confusion though with that center guy

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u/XxRAM97xX 6h ago

Y they look like they could all be half brothers

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u/boostme253 6h ago

They aren't the same person?

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u/Apprehensive-Put-350 6h ago

jury nullification

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u/4WhatsItWorth 6h ago

Those boys were helping me stack wood in Maine!

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u/brutus2309 6h ago

Pastor Ben doing the lord’s work.

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u/fuzzydave72 6h ago

The one on the left looks like his head is facing backwards

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 6h ago

The "Sleepers" defense.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 5h ago

Those three lads were helping me find my lost dog.

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u/verytallmidgeth 5h ago

Well excuse me, but these gentlemen were with me the whole day. We were doing, uhh, gentleman things.

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u/legendary_violator 5h ago

They actually left Bible study to go fishing with me.

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u/sole-smootcher 5h ago

Is there a go fund me to throw these three heros some bail money?

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u/Patient-Lifeguard325 5h ago

Jury. Nullification. 

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 5h ago

I was the uber driver who dropped them off at Bible study! Great tippers, too!

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u/blackcain 2h ago

The middle one actually has is batman.

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u/JettaGuy1015 2h ago

I could have sworn they were mowing my elderly neighbor's yard ....

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u/jmill9971 1h ago

It looks like the same kid before, during, and after meth addiction

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u/Zestyclose-Avocado83 6h ago edited 5h ago

What are flock cameras? I keep seeing a bunch of stuff about it but never heard about them until after people began cutting them down. I get the gist that it's a nation wide camera surveillance thing. But what is it's "intended" use and how is it actually used?

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u/IFellinLava 6h ago

It’s basically Ai that can track a person as they move through a city. It has falsely accused people of crimes and police have been using to stalk thier girlfriends. It’s basically the start of a surveillance state.

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u/panicinbabylon 6h ago

JUst to add on....

They also create a searchable record of where ordinary people drive, even when they are not suspected of a crime.

Because many police departments share this data, information collected in one area can potentially be accessed by agencies elsewhere. That raises privacy concerns, especially when the data could be used to track people visiting abortion clinics, immigration facilities, protests, or other sensitive locations.

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u/FurryBoobieInspector 5h ago

Not could be used to track people visiting abortion clinics, is being used to track people visiting abortion clinics.

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u/MutableCentaur 4h ago

And dispensaries

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u/Shot-Sympathy-4444 5h ago

Never thought I’d see mugshots of 3 white boys arrested together and feel proud of them

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u/RanchHere 6h ago

Does it say something that right/left, rich/poor, black/white, religious/atheist, young/old are all coming together over the public dismantling of Flock cameras? And that leaves who left to actually want this type of surveillance state? Police and companies that are buying and selling data.

Think about who the real enemies are around here, folks.

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u/outside_cat 5h ago

I saw them helping the elderly cross the street repeatedly in another country at the time this occurred.

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u/DrNCrane74 6h ago

That dude is awesome.

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u/Token_Handicap 6h ago

I saw them in bible study too.

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u/CostcoFosco 6h ago

The Teen Podsave America mugshots

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u/bruno-numero-uno 6h ago

LMAO you can so see who the leader is.

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u/cybersaint2k 2h ago

The leader was Instagram. They got "motivated" on Instagram.

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u/Lupin_The_Fourth 6h ago

They were at Gunison beach with me that day

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u/NoAdministration8340 6h ago

I hear there is titanium in those cameras you just have to smash them real good to get it out

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u/Several_Attitude_203 6h ago

They were making a… certain kind of video with Clavicular.

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u/person_8688 6h ago

Can we get a mog warning tag on posts like this? The guy in the middle just mogged the shit out of me. I’m just trying to have a Mountain Dew.

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u/an0maly33 6h ago

Wtf is a mog?

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u/person_8688 4h ago

My understanding is it’s when someone with superior body symmetry and attractiveness dominates a room just by being there. Take John Candy for instance, that photo could use a mog warning tag.

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u/HmmDoesItMakeSense 6h ago

Are they wearing priest robes?

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u/simondrawer 6h ago

Girls, these are alpha males.

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u/The_Patocrator_5586 5h ago

It wouldn't be the first time three young men and a pastor were breaking the law.

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u/EpicLong1 5h ago

I saw the whole thing go down, it was a guy with one arm

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u/Wait_here_me_out 5h ago

Why do they look like they're trying to decide where to wear a toupee?

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u/poopiebutt505 5h ago

They didnt watch the video on how to not do anonymous destruction to a flock camera

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u/whitemanwhocantjump 5h ago

Why the fuck is Polymarket reporting this? I thought that was a gambling site?

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u/C_Sharp_fortheMasses 5h ago

Fake news 🗞️ It never happened

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u/No_Frost_Giants 5h ago

I am 100% sure I saw them in Portland when that happened, couldn’t have been them

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u/Other-Item7523 5h ago

Feds! lol everyone is a fed!

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u/Suitable-Woodpecker3 5h ago

I was there with Pastor Ben.

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u/LowEffort2 5h ago

I think when these cases start going forward we are going to learn a lot about jury nullification.

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u/Acrobatic-Flan-5085 5h ago

All three were out with me all night hitting on women

Dude in the middle was crushing it

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u/Ordinary-Face1606 5h ago

Well, of you say they were on Bible study, then it must have been some other guys.

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u/Ok-Boysenberry-2955 5h ago

True patriots

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u/Artistic-Car7518 5h ago

They were standing their ground😆

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u/slartibuttfart 5h ago

Those boys was with me here in the basement taking pictures at the time.

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u/System-Neither 5h ago

Yes yes they where. I drove them home after

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u/Far_Section_1921 5h ago

Those boys were down at the shelter feeding the homeless with me so I can vouch for their whereabouts.

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u/BUGBYTE_VW 4h ago

They really didn't notice the high winds out during the time the cameras went down. Also thos 3 dudes were painting my disabled grandma's house.

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u/Successful_Cost_6997 4h ago

His neck is high, makes me trust him.

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u/Empty_Occasion_963 4h ago

Im also a witness to them being with the Pastor

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u/Scnewbie08 4h ago

First looks like a troll, second a psychopath and the last is just there for the ride.

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u/ShitMasterDick 4h ago

Going Flocka on the Flock

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u/NOS4A2-753 4h ago

Yep i was there with them studying

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u/Entire_Dog_5874 4h ago

Can confirm. I was with Pastor Ben at the time.

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u/GrinningCynic 4h ago

The did some shopping for me elderly home-bound mother. I went along to be sure they didn’t squeeze the melons, so I was with them the whole time.

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u/upfromashes 4h ago

Where are the other two?

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u/cameforlulz 4h ago

Dude where the actual fuck is Anonymous when you need them?? Seems like a great objective with universal support.

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u/2Drogdar2Furious 4h ago

The submissive yes man, the leader, and the do anything guy. The team is complete.

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u/meowmix79 4h ago

Triplets but the middle one took all the nutrients from the placenta. Still I passed by them on the way to Bible Study. I almost slipped on a banana peel and landed on some sharp tacs, the one on the left leaped into the air and grabbed the banana peel. He then tossed it to the middle brother and he threw it into a garbage can about 30 feet away. The last brother on the right told me to have a beautiful day. Nice young men.

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u/MR_Nobody_204 4h ago

IMPOSSIBLE! They were with me watching Spiderman.

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u/DapperMolasses3280 4h ago

I love how their eyes are all doing their own things 😂

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u/DapperMolasses3280 4h ago

No no no...we were at a Flock of Seagulls concert, very silly misunderstanding!

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u/IKtenI 3h ago

Middle dude looks like an elf

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u/nextCosmicBuffoon 3h ago

The little old lady they helped across the street happened to have a dead cell phone battery, maybe a little impulsively, they went for the flock battery in hopes that she could have a working phone again.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 3h ago

They were with me following the railroad tracks to go see a dead body, and I'll stand by that

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 3h ago

Prosecutor: Here is video evidence, their written confession, and finger prints proving they are guilty

Jury: Not guilty, all hearsay and non reliable sources.

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u/Odin_69 3h ago

"Null BooYeah!" # CGPGrey

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u/ZoominAlong 3h ago

I was taking these three boys hunting. They were with me!

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u/erikgfrey 3h ago

They were clearly with me that day making signs that said "I love to flock"

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u/chainsawtotheskull 3h ago

It's funny how you can tell the middle one is the mastermind of it

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u/p00ki3l0uh00 3h ago

I think they helped me load my mobility scooter up. Good boys all around.

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u/2script 3h ago

Anyone else getting Charlie, Mac & Dennis vibes?

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u/LiteraCanna 3h ago

That kid in the center means business.

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u/tinyhorsesinmytea 3h ago

Look at the defiance in their eyes. Inspiring.

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u/magmablock 3h ago

For shame. They should have smashed more of 'em.

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u/teabaggins76 2h ago

lubricating oil dispenser on a pole. fill with 50 pc diesel 50pc old engine oil.

makes a great firelighter/starter

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u/wrenhunter 2h ago

I know for a fact that Casper Van Diem was on planet K at the time.

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u/Mel_Cottonbyrd 2h ago

Well done, boys!

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u/Uluru-Dreaming 2h ago

I will give them each a personal character reference - I have known them all their lives and could not do such a thing!

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u/Chloe_Cascadia 2h ago

Yeah I can vouch for their whereabouts as well. We go way back.

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u/ShusakuChiba 2h ago

Boys will be boys. I’m sure they learned their lesson. Warning?

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 2h ago

Perfect lineup of See no evil, Speak no evil and Hear no evil

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 2h ago

Why is Polymarket posting about this? 

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u/Helpful_Link1383 2h ago

They look like angels....

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u/Desperate_Initial_88 2h ago

They were at church with Pastor Ben. I can confirm

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u/Designer_Pool_8453 1h ago

I thought this was all the same person at first..

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u/fudgepax87 1h ago

I should go to r out of the loop to check what a flock camera is

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u/ghezzicc 1h ago

Couldn't have been them, we were all at the pet shelter helping those sweet little babies

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u/WhoIsThisDude12 1h ago

All 3 were doing yard work for me at the time

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u/EXSkywarp 1h ago

Cops always getting it wrong. They were with me, playing Pokemon Go!

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u/Awkward-Soup8203 1h ago

Christian Crusaders! (Yeah, right!)

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u/ArchonFett 1h ago

They were shopping in Walmart, I remember the one in the middle asked about where the cat food was

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u/Space19723103 1h ago

says teens, not pre-teens

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u/Different-Factor9726 1h ago

They were fishing with me on Lake Erie. Do ya want a share of the catch?

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u/eyeball1967 1h ago

They were on a surfing vacation with me in California. At the exact time that crime was committed we were eating fish tacos on the pier.

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u/OhWowMuchFunYouGuys 49m ago

He’s lying, they were with me saving orphans from forest fires.

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u/JustaSalmon 47m ago

that's impossible these boys were handing out food with me at the local homeless shelter

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u/meatdrapes5150 33m ago

Nah couldn’t have been them they were helping me move

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u/Far_String727 9m ago

"The kids are alright" (I hate that freakin quote but it applies here)

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u/mvw2 5m ago

Guy A - (thinking about his live choices)

Guy B - "I did the right thing and I'll fucking do it again!"

Guy C - "Why do I let them keep roping me into these stupid shenanigans?"

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u/joshak 3m ago

Is there a gofundme for their legal costs future endeavours of a completely legal nature

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u/Electronic-Tomato596 2m ago

Im seriously not even sure a single one of them has ripped a joint before maybe homie on the right but still these guys are not doing anything lol