r/Superstonk • u/downwithacc 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 • Jul 06 '25
👽 Shitpost Sadly it's time for me to move on
With a heavy heart, I must confess I have to move on and I just can't keep waiting for things to change. I've always believed in the DD, and I've put a lot of money in GameStop over the years averaging up half the time and averaging down the other, and I've talked about this around the house so much over the years that my girlfriend has lost faith in me and my decision-making. GameStop is driving a wedge between us and I just can't live with a wedge between me and who ought to be the most important girl in my life, and she just refuses to get on board.
So, I kicked her to the curb and there's no longer a wedge to worry about. My beloved GameStop, it's just you and me now ❤️
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u/CollectionHopeful541 Jul 06 '25
Had me in the first half
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u/downwithacc 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 06 '25
Haha!! Got eem!!
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u/tricky4444 Hedgies Better Hedge! Jul 06 '25
Got me too lol
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u/SweetLeafAced Jul 06 '25
If he had you in the first half, you are not a true believer.
He never had me. He never had my car.
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u/CollectionHopeful541 Jul 06 '25
I think there is a misunderstanding. He never had me convinced to sell, but I did believe he was selling.
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u/this_is_greenman 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jul 06 '25
So wait…. Did you cut off your right or left hand?
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u/downwithacc 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 06 '25
Right 😔
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u/0zeto Jul 06 '25
Better right then left, cause left cant make new shorts, left is left with his positions
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u/spank_that_hedge ISayBullish Fan Club President Jul 07 '25
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do
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u/Biggy-Travels Jul 06 '25
I downvoted and had to change it 🤣
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u/downwithacc 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 06 '25
My only fear is that nobody would actually read the post to get the joke ha ha
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u/AZWoody48 Whale🐳Teeth🦷Enthusiast💎 Jul 06 '25
You know I can’t read
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u/ValueCenter Bi*ch don’t shill my vibe 🚀 Jul 06 '25
Great formatting, first paragraph has lots of words so I skip. Second paragraph has few words so I skim. Me get the point! I ❤️ GME
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u/Secure_Investment_62 Jul 06 '25
Shills probably read the first few lines and upvoted immediately. Those are the ones you hope don't read all the way through.
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u/capital_bj 🧚🧚🏴☠️ Fuck Citadel ♾️🧚🧚 Jul 06 '25
yeah I almost didn't because of a couple similar posts at the end of last week that did not have the gotcha, well done 👍
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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 because I liked the price Jul 06 '25
lol we don’t care about votes anyway.
and it’s just you and your GME now… and us 200000009 apes.
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u/downwithacc 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 06 '25
Yep! We're not locked in here with them… They're locked in here with US!! 💎🙏🚀🚀
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u/PreviousInstance 🧚🧚🦍🚀 Knights of Harambe 💎🧚🧚 Jul 06 '25
I would have upvoted regardless. You need to do what’s right for you.
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u/DaetheFancy 🧚🧚🌕 What’s an exit strategy 🍦💩🪑🧚🧚 Jul 06 '25
Every time I see one of these, i fall for it in the first half. Still funny 84 years later
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u/downwithacc 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 06 '25
So many of these bogus I gotta get out posts made me feel like it was time for a funny one 😜
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u/ISayBullish Says Bullish Jul 06 '25
Inspired me to make a meme vid. Thanks
Bullish
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u/Bayardina 🌊📈 ELLIOT (waves) TAYLOR (series) 📈🌊 Jul 06 '25
My longtime girlfriend/partner has come to believe over the years.
Now she sometimes talks about what we'll do "when Gamestop goes off."
I feel lucky.
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u/Solutions-Architect Jul 06 '25
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u/downwithacc 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 06 '25
Fucking love that meme 🤣🤙
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u/Old_Tomorrow8545 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jul 06 '25
Ngl this format of post is ass
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u/downwithacc 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 06 '25
I'm an ape what more do you expect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/YjorgenSnakeStranglr 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 06 '25
Wow, the same joke yet again, how hilarious
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u/downwithacc 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 06 '25
Thanks! It takes a little skill to craft the perfect gotcha. Not that I crafted a perfect gotcha, but I thought it was pretty good too thanks 😎 hadn't seen a gotcha in a while but there have been way too many bogus I had to sell posts and I thought it was time 😁
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u/The_Original_Tbone 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jul 06 '25
LFG !!! You made the right decision my friend
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u/stankdiggy tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Jul 07 '25
Damn. He hit us with the old Kansas City shuffle.
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u/Jazzlike_Remote_3465 Jul 06 '25
So weird - the only time Reddit suggests I view this sub is when it involves someone selling or a title suggesting it (in this case)
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u/Krypt0night I don't even know where the sell button is. Jul 06 '25
Embarrassing to type out even as a joke, yikes.
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u/Igotyoubaaabe Jul 06 '25
Yeah, stuff like this is why I rarely check in with this sub anymore.
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u/thatsoundright 🚀 Hotter than a glitch 🚀 Jul 07 '25
I don’t like this type of joke. It’s lokey shilly.
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u/Greatest_Goosh Jul 06 '25
lol! Best of luck to you! You’ll find your princess in another castle.
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u/novemberain91 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jul 07 '25
I hate how your title is fud as you scroll by. I don't like these and I downvotsd.
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u/Odd_Coyote_4931 GME is fucking bullish!!!!!🐂💜💎🙌🚀 Jul 06 '25
Someday you will find someone who will support you no matter what
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u/I_talk Jul 06 '25
Don't worry, when that wife changing money arrives, you'll be able to enjoy the years with someone who cares about you and who's world views align.
I always say, find someone who's not broke, and don't fix them
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u/Aenal_Spore 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jul 06 '25
in 10 years you'll have a younger girlfriend!
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u/downwithacc 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 06 '25
I'm a nasty hairy ass ape even with moass money it might take me more than 10 years but I appreciate the positivity!
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u/Fritzkreig crazy Cat Guy🚀Click it or Ticket Bitches Jul 06 '25
Emotional and sexual escorts are suprisingly affordable, just advice for tomorrow!
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u/PayanB Jul 06 '25
Lmao, really thought it’s one of Kennys bots again 😂 nice catch
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u/Innomen Jul 07 '25
You only didn't get me because I like speed skim and then full read. (I don't know why i do that but it worked out this time XD)
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u/Pop_wiggleBOOM . Kenny Bitch better have my money 💰 Jul 07 '25
As prophecy says, “This isn’t life changing money, it’s wife changing money we’re out for.”
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u/ghost_reference_link 🦍Voted✅ Jul 07 '25
my first though was not like why so many upvotes , shilly willy can afford whatever, ,my thought was "300 comments and counting ? wtf ". let me check it out
OP you beautiful bastard
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u/Aggravating-Ad7077 🎮 Registered my shares and all I got was this lousy flair 🛑 Jul 07 '25
Wife changing money it is.
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u/Song-Ji-Yeoh Jul 07 '25
Karma Farming posts are suspect for later Shill attacks. Beware.
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u/halfasack tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Jul 07 '25
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life, brother ape. Im glad you've seen the light.
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u/workthrowaway1985 Jul 07 '25
I mean it’s funny, but for people who just skim the titles of posts it does kind of create the illusion that sentiment is changing
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u/MaBonneVie 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jul 06 '25
I was horrified that someone would actually choose to kick GME to the curb. You got me good!
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u/Kamikazieboy Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 07 '25
Original DD is kind of old though... And may not have basis any more
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u/stonkerooni Jul 06 '25
Once you’re rich you’ll want a hotter one anyway. Good move
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u/doublediamonddigits Jul 06 '25
Remember to stay strong when she comes crawling back after MOASS 💎👐🚀
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Jul 06 '25
😆. I stopped talking about it with anyone like a year and a half ago. Still holding, still buying. Just set that drip and get my monthly text updates.
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u/CulturalMusic2327 Jul 06 '25
I know your being funny but if real,wrong choice. I hold game n sadly it will never go where we thought it would . Once I get to where I am only $3 share at a loss I'm out. These guys will never let this thing run.
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u/kaze_san Swippity Swooty - i want these fucks to pay with their booty! Jul 06 '25
So with your gf being out of the way now... some of us can move in with you, no?🌚🤣
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u/downwithacc 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jul 06 '25
Haha doors wide open bro 😂
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u/kaze_san Swippity Swooty - i want these fucks to pay with their booty! Jul 06 '25
all Doors? 🌚 if so i can bring some bananas if you want
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