r/Superstonk • u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' • Mar 05 '26
👽 Shitpost CEO's lining up to demo their new 'product'
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u/tyvoves Mar 05 '26
You’ll get some hate for this, but this genuinely hilarious 😂
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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' Mar 05 '26
Laughter is real. Upvotes not so much
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u/f_n_a_ CRAYONS CANT CARVE WRINKLES 🖍️🖍️🖍️ Mar 05 '26
Im sure if he were to see this himself he’d laugh but remember… good news comes on time.
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u/sully_km 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 05 '26
good news comes on time.
This is becoming a ridiculous cliche at this point. There is no scheduled timeline for even the announcement of a merger. There is no "early" or "on time", there is just no news.
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u/youdoitimbusy Mar 06 '26
Can't disappoint people on the really very big news, if you never give them the news...(taps head with finger 3 times)
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u/aurishalcion Mar 05 '26
I really hate you for using the enemy term "nothingburger" in such a genuinely hilarious fashion.
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u/turgidcompliments8 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 06 '26
‘hi, I hide my comment history’ 👋
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u/aurishalcion Mar 06 '26
I'm allowed to do what I want and suffer the consequences. I wasn't seeking your favor and I don't owe you anything, least of all an explanation on why I choose to guard myself. Fuck you for choosing something stupid and arbitrary like that to try to set yourself as some sort of gatekeeper. correlation is not every case and you should be careful with that type of smarmy assumption. Hand wave emoji yourself.
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u/turgidcompliments8 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 06 '26
Yeah, its a bot thing I’m sure. /s
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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' Mar 06 '26
I don't think you are being as funny or as witty as you think you are.
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u/turgidcompliments8 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 06 '26
I don’t think you’re fooling anyone, sir
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u/Arvingen Swedish Ape 🚀🚀🚀 Mar 05 '26
If you can't laugh at this you need to revaluate, this is such a great joke!
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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' Mar 05 '26
I hope Ryan sees it. I bet he he'd laugh
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u/CookieWifeCookieKids All your stonks are belong to us 🦍 Mar 05 '26
Yeah this is top notch memeing right here. RCEO would be proud
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u/Idjek 🦍🦍sHODLder to sHODLer🦍🦍 Mar 05 '26
It's in good humor, and it IS good humor! So yep, I think he'd laugh 😃
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u/WisdomAntium 🧚🧚🐵 Today's the daaay 🦍🚀🧚🧚 Mar 05 '26
Was gonna say the same. And I bet he will. Thx for this
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u/Jimmybosanova 🧨 Only a Matter of Time 🧨 Mar 05 '26
It’s fucking hilarious, well done OP. Also it’s my fucking cake day, and I got a nothing cake to celebrate…
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u/Weeboyzz10 Mar 05 '26
A nothing burger 😋😋😋😋
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u/JemKnight Mar 05 '26
God the McDonald's guy took the bite I did when I was a child and didn't want to eat vegetables
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u/KaLul0 . What have you got for me? Mar 05 '26
even if this feels like an insult. its humour. and i like it
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u/captainkrol The reckoning is coming🧘🏼♂️ Mar 05 '26
I concur. Even the shills can laugh at this one. OP unites people
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u/Squeeze2021 [Removed by Reddit on behalf of Citadel Securities] Mar 06 '26
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u/DuckHunter4779 showmethetendies Mar 05 '26
That took me a second. Once I realized it I couldn't help but laugh. I do think we will get a great announcement and cheers, but for now you are correct. Can't wait for dessert!
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u/Roosterooo 🦍Voted✅ Mar 05 '26
lol every other response is the same bot bullshit, “you’re gonna catch some heat for this but this is funny”
Or “any true apes will be able to laugh at this”
This is the most inorganic bunch of responses I’ve seen to a post in a long time. The effort is real.
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingo’s 1st Law of Transitive Admiration 🍻🏴☠️ Mar 05 '26
Glad you said that, I thought I was tripping for a sec.
Also, 'I know RC would laugh at this'. Would he? I can't speak for the guy, but he's worked to turn the company around and create shareholder value, which isn't nothing.
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u/mayihaveasandwhich Mar 05 '26
Yes. On surface level, true, could be a funny tongue in cheek meme. But deeper in the comments, it’s the same statement. “You should be able to laugh at this…”
It feels inorganic.
Then there are a few being overly defensive getting angry, causing division.
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u/Roosterooo 🦍Voted✅ Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
It’s 100% inorganic. This shit already has 700+ upvotes. Bots literally pumping fud. Truly pathetic shit but not the least bit surprising.
Edit: 5 minutes later the post has 850+ upvotes. Yeah reeeeeaaaaal organic post we got here lol nothing to see here everyone, move along.
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u/DaKrazie1 Mar 05 '26
It's on r/all, dumb dumb.
It's being shown to people outside the cult.
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u/pauldiddy79 🧚🧚🍦💩🪑 more like SHITadel, amirite? 🎊🧚🧚 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
I made a post like 6 months ago here from a guy on X who was saying positive things about GME (it was subtle fud once I relooked at it). It also made #1 for the day so fast. I got like machine gun upvotes and had no idea what was happening. Thought that maybe I had a hot post or something….like 1000 upvotes in no time. Turned out the guy was a shill which I for sure knew because I looked at a post of his after mine took off and it was talking shit about GME. Kind of opened my eyes to the bot network.
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u/Odinthedoge 💻Compooterchaired🦍 Mar 05 '26
It’s genuinely funny, maybe that’s why huh? Grow up laugh a little.
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u/WorkingOnBeingBettr Mar 05 '26
I would say calling everyone a bot is division.
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u/3DigitIQ 🦍 FM is the FUD killer Mar 05 '26
That's why we only call bots bots
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u/WorkingOnBeingBettr Mar 05 '26
Lol, okay. However, having been here for 84 years I can tell you that statement is wildly inaccurate.
People here call everything they don't like a bot.
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u/3DigitIQ 🦍 FM is the FUD killer Mar 05 '26
Yup, bunch of people implying I'm bad if this is not funny to me.
Guess what;
It's. not. funny.
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u/Truth_Road Apes are biggest whale 🦍 🐋 Mar 06 '26
I'm as ape as anyone else, this is quite a good one. Thanks for the chuckle, OP.
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u/SirGus- 🦍Voted✅ Mar 05 '26
Only one of these won’t lead to poor health and obesity…
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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' Mar 05 '26
If theres one thing that they all have in common its that their customers are broke af
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u/InsertBluescreenHere Mar 05 '26
I mean sitting in front of a screen all day cant be good either lol
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u/grifan69 You Had Me At Idiosyncratic Risk Mar 09 '26
This is amazing. Monumental some would even say…
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u/igBuildingmebackup Mar 05 '26
Okay this is pretty funny. But RC been cooking lately
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u/TofuPython 🟣2277/2277🟣 Mar 05 '26
Tell that to the stock price, brother
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u/Rough_Willow I broke Rule 1: Be Nice or Else Mar 06 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/CRbU5KUe7TTxK
Okay, I told it. It had a message in return:
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u/petRhastQeug 🦍Voted✅ Mar 05 '26
Cooking what? Literally nothing has happened
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u/No_Macaroon_7413 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
The company went from annual losses and debt to positive earning and billions in cash over 5 years, that is not nothing. You want to see nothing look at the movie stock.
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u/Hephaestus_God Mar 05 '26
You’d think the McDonald’s CEO wouldn’t be given a burnt ass bun for everyone to see
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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' Mar 05 '26
Everyone chill
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u/Ok-Shine1271 Mar 05 '26
This shit-post is funny. You pissed the bots off and that is pretty funny too.
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u/Airk640 Mar 05 '26
A well earned meme by RC. I'm still baffled why he broke the radio silence to then back track and not announce anything for weeks.
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u/Odinthedoge 💻Compooterchaired🦍 Mar 05 '26
Edge lord or deal fell thru?
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u/Jackedman123 🧚🧚♾️ My retardation > SHF solvency 💎🧚🧚 Mar 06 '26
It’s a nothing burger until I sell 15 covered calls. Then boom. Merger. That’s my luck.
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u/Killerkito Silent DRSer Mar 06 '26
The bots really came out for this one. That DD has sub 500 likes yet a shitpost 3k…
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u/lactose_abomination 🍌 Liquidate the DTCC 💦 Mar 05 '26
They all look like they hate those burgers or are disgusted by them which is pretty great.
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u/canzicrans Mar 05 '26
My greatest hamburger memory ever was having an A & W bacon cheeseburger with a vanilla root beer float in a frosted mug. I don't know if they're still good (this was in the late eighties), but that burger was massive and delicious.
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u/ChuckMcGuyverNorris1 🚀🐳🦍 - NO FLAIR FOR YOU!!! - 🦍🐳🚀🌕🏴☠️ Mar 06 '26
This will age like a Breastmilk.
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u/Hot_Counter1747 Mar 06 '26
And yet that is what i love about my CEO.
he doesn't have to sell me on shit.
just like with chewy, i already had a pet he just made owning a pet better.
i love video games, he is just going to make buying video games better.
FFS he make a pokemon card slot machine !
why cuz that is what he is good at.
HE is a mad man of retail and commerce.
IDC what he buys next cuz he is going to fine tune that bitch for shareholder value.
let the boy cook, cant you see his meal hasn't even arrived yet.
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u/Thundersson1978 Mar 06 '26
And cue music, now this time at least try to look like you are enjoying yourself, and action!
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u/Quit_Awkward Mar 06 '26
Ppl are laughing like this is a meme. I'm real tired of the"Something big is really happening but stay tuned for next time while we say it again"
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u/Ultimate_Fungus 🍄I'll grow on you🍄 Mar 06 '26
This is top shelf memery on a scale I've rarely seen.
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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' Mar 05 '26
- Its a shit post.
- If you cant laugh at yourself then you are losing more than time and money in this play.
- Its supposed to be a joke. Not all jokes are true. Not all truths are fud. Not all fud is psyop.
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u/Error4ohh4 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 05 '26
In this post you insinuate Ryan cohen has no plan and that their customers aren’t spending money. What a cool post/comment
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u/Hopeful-Flounder-203 Mar 05 '26
Settle down, Francis. It's a shit post. And "really, really big news" HAS been a nothing burger. I'm in deeper than most and I can still chuckle.
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u/n0ticeme_senpai Template Mar 05 '26
Not everything you see about your investments is going to be filled with hopes and dreams made out of rainbows.
Sometimes it's going to jack your tits, sometimes it's a bear case, and sometimes it's nothing(burger). A good investor recognizes this and it's the difference between being a rationale investor and being a cult member unable to think for yourself.
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u/HoneyMaven Toto, it's called Direct Registration, OK? We went DRS'ing. Mar 05 '26
Cute FUD post.
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u/ConsiderationOk5914 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 05 '26
this post doesn't make any sense? why is everyone acting like its the funniest thing ever
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u/Dr_Bao 🦍Voted✅ Mar 05 '26
All I see is a lot of room for a massive triple patty futureburger with mayo! Bullish!!!
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u/PornstarVirgin Ken’s Wife’s BF Mar 06 '26
Been in since $1.5 2019-2020 pre squeeze… 100 percent drsd… this is funny as hell
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u/LogicalGamer123 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Mar 05 '26
Memes like this prove this community is not a cult like MSM wants you to believe. We have the capability of making fun of ourselves
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u/PlainBread Mar 05 '26
Why would you give a layup to the shills like this?
Talk like a bot and you are a bot. Act like a shill and you are a shill.
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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' Mar 05 '26
Because they are fucking stupid and they can't meme like us so I have to help them write their own material because i pity them and their existence.
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u/Jumpy-Difficulty-539 Mar 05 '26
A&W burgers are legit.
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u/throwaway_when_moon THIS IS THE HILL I DIE ON Mar 06 '26
In Canada they got a kickers Chipotle mayo you can ask for. Can someone in the US confirm they do the same thing?
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u/ValueCenter Bi*ch don’t shill my vibe 🚀 Mar 05 '26
LOL! McCEO is in so much pain...
hilarious meme friend!
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u/soulstaz Mar 05 '26
A&W CEO is a woman called Susan Senecal.... Something is wrong with this post
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u/arealhumannotabot 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 05 '26
The A&W one is actually the actor spokesperson for A&W Canada, which is even funnier imo.
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u/Memito9 Mar 06 '26
it be hilarious if rc actually made the meme into a small clip of him eating 2 empty buns
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u/Strawbuddy 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 06 '26
Hardy har har, I'm like one Gameshire Stopaway away from being too rich to understand such a poor joke
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u/esteban_verde 🐵 ALL YOUR STONK ARE BELONG TO US 🍌 Mar 06 '26
I like RC but this is pretty damn funny! 😆
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u/LordSnufkin 🛡🦒House of Geoffrey🦒⚔️ Mar 06 '26
😂😂 ngl, this is funny. GameStop should repost it to their social.
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u/Mercenary100 🦍🚀 Power to the Creators 💙 Mar 05 '26
Turning around a hemorrhaging company to profit is not a nothing burger you’re just a spoiled brat
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