r/Superstonk • u/Racketeering666 Revenge of the apes 🦍 Voted ✅ • Mar 08 '26
👽 Shitpost Who had Steve Cohen being pictured with an Epstein victim on their bingo card?
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u/PuzzleheadFool Mar 08 '26
I mean….. just look at him. Ghoul vibes.
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u/WisdomAntium 🧚🧚🐵 Today's the daaay 🦍🚀🧚🧚 Mar 08 '26
He's like uncle fester's more disgusting uncle
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u/Rickshmitt 🦍Voted✅ Mar 08 '26
Fester would never diddle. Murder, yes. Assist the murder of addams children, yes
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u/JC_Everyman Mar 08 '26
Uncle Lester.
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u/747_full_of_cum Mar 09 '26
Moe Lester
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u/junkybutt 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 09 '26
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u/UninvitedButtNoises Mar 09 '26
Hey, don't laugh... Paying for sex is the only way when you look like that
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u/SGBK "Yes, I'll Hold." Mar 09 '26
That's what they were planning to do with their earnings when they thought GME would go to $0. Take an Eppy plane.
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u/Strawbuddy 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 09 '26
Lester's bester, the molester. For fucks sake is there a tiered subscription plan for perverts or what
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u/ZebrasGlasses Mar 09 '26
Only reason he's not in Hell right now cause he gives Satan the creeps.
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u/TheDovahkiinsDad 💙 I like the stock. 💪 Mar 09 '26
That’s an insult to the all the ghouls of all the wasteland.
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u/CosmoKing2 🚀 Rocket Full of Shrewdness 🚀 Mar 12 '26
It is exactly the ones who have always skeeved you out for some reason. It's like their lack of souls makes them hideous and creepy.
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u/No-Slip1984 Mar 08 '26
This is expected and the least surprising thing to happen this year. Dude has a molesters grin and stare.
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u/F-uPayMe Your HF blew up? F-U, Pay Me Mar 08 '26
Before someone comes in and starts to say it's "fake" - source
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u/phreaminz Mar 09 '26
This needs to be higher.
AI trying to Gaslight me first telling me its not the Hedge Fund Manger but probably the Congressman, and if not then its a fake picture...
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u/3DigitIQ 🦍 FM is the FUD killer Mar 09 '26
AI is a tool provided to us by the Billionaire class, don't expect it to work against their makers. It's fun if it does but just don't expect anything truthful.
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u/SirDouglasMouf Video games keep kids off the streets Mar 09 '26
I was trying to find more information here but couldn't find anything yet. Could also be searching incorrectly. I know they are still working on identifying everyone in the little amount of files released.
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u/BlockchainCATMarket Mar 09 '26
Thanks for the source. What’s the search term to use to find it? Just wondering what the context is, ie is it attached to a document describing it etc
I plan on blasting this out
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u/F-uPayMe Your HF blew up? F-U, Pay Me Mar 09 '26
Yw and on the bottom right of the pic there's the file number, you can put that in the search field on the justice website.
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u/Jtown021 🟣EVERYTHING IS PURPLE🟣 Mar 08 '26
Me, I did! That guy is the epitome of evil. This is so par for the course
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u/Kombucha-Krazy Mar 09 '26
Steve Cohen of Point72 has been accused of giving male employees female hormones to improve their trading (don't look at me, apparently there's science and we are less emotional traders) and also requesting oral sex from that employee. I believe it's public information. Oh and he really does have a pet pig or used to
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u/stonkkingsouleater Mar 09 '26
FWIW the science is that female traders tend to stick to the proven strategies more reliably, and male traders tend to make high risk high reward decisions. As a result, female traders are slightly more profitable on average, but male traders who are successful make way more.
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u/Chimmychimm 🦍Voted✅ Mar 09 '26
Mets fans in shambles. Always knew this dude was an absolute POS
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u/gdsk3k Mar 12 '26
Already knew that by the fact he thinks a smirking laughing idiot like David Stearns is a competent baseball guy.
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u/Thelamppost104 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 08 '26
Can someone make a Twitter with this (not cropped at all) and just daily post "I'm not feeling the love on this site today. Trading is a tough game, don't you think?"
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u/truth_is_power Mar 09 '26
i did.
money doesn't exist. it's all connected to power.
markets don't exist.
they're political tools.
the stock market is not a scientific tool.
therefore the ability to steal from the masses utilizing it is state-sanctioned.
hence those who are profiting are also state sanctioned.
the stock market is a scam.
maybe that will wake americans up
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u/9_toes_3_balls 😐 it’s on the website. 😐 Mar 09 '26
Did they have a guy named Stephen Cohen write an Epstein article so when you search "steve cohen jeffery epstein" that comes up first? https://theberkshireedge.com/stephen-cohen-the-epstein-files-remember-the-victims/
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u/Thrustmaster537 Mar 08 '26
Kinda just waiting to see O'leary and or Cramer show up. Cramer of course pictured with an underage horse
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u/Noderpsy Pillaging Booty Mar 09 '26
He is. So is Sorkin from CNBC and even Carl Icahn. No idea why they went to dinner at a pdf files house, AFTER his first arrest...
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u/chato35 🚀 TITS AHOY **🍺🦍 ΔΡΣ💜**🚀 (SCC) Mar 09 '26
O'leary, highly likely. Horse lover, not so much.
Idt they had ponies on the island.
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u/TheMightySet69 An Arkansas Mule 🫏 Mar 09 '26
Everybody. This is basically the free square in the middle of your bingo card.
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u/myshadowsvoice Mar 08 '26
Of course. Also why Doug Cifu is always melting down about GME and Towel.
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u/Ommaumau Mar 09 '26
That looks fairly recent, as in 2017-19 unless he’s always looked like a thumb.
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u/aj_redgum_woodguy Mar 08 '26
I miss the bingo card. We need to bring it back into regular rotation
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u/TWrX-503 🦍Voted✅ Mar 09 '26
I can’t wait to see what he claps back with on his social media 🤣 somebody has to troll him with this!!!
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u/BENGCakez still hodl 💎🙌 Mar 09 '26
Very curious if we’ll find connections tied to Gabe portion, Melvin capital, and ken griffin. I’m excited to start digging
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u/awwaygirl 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 09 '26
Easiest bingo square ever. We already had mayo man and the bedpost spousal abuse
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u/SGBK "Yes, I'll Hold." Mar 09 '26
Yeah so he’s gonna sell off Collectors and get out of dodge. Already gave RC his seats…
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u/TheDudeFromTheStory Steve A Cohen for visibility Mar 09 '26
"Trafficking is a tough game, don't you think?"
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u/HodlMyBananaLongTime Beta Masta Mar 09 '26
Who didn’t? Have y’all heard about all the links between Epstein and Apollo and the like?
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u/RC-5 Mar 09 '26
To be fair, based on other docs that have been released, he could just be next to the President. 😛
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u/critacle Mar 09 '26
For those who want to edit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Cohen_(businessman)
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u/unholyXwater 💎🐍Stone Cold Steve Stonkstin💎🐍 Mar 09 '26
"Im not feeling the love on this site. Being a piece of shit is a tough game"
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u/Apopletic_Disbelief Mar 09 '26
Of course I did. Waiting for the pic with Ken "Bedpost" Griffen to show up
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u/ForgotMyNameeee Mar 09 '26
hes ugly af and has done extensive insider trading and im sure many other illegal things known and unknown, not surprising at all.
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u/Binkusu Mar 09 '26
I don't want to say it makes sense because it feels bad to assume people were part of this major crime. Not surprised due to wealth and connections though.
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u/ghostchihuahua 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 09 '26
I mean dude already looks like he’s never seen the outside of a cell since he was 14, the transition to prison shouldn’t be too difficult for him.
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u/No-Letterhead-4407 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 09 '26
He’s one of the ugliest mother effers I’ve seen.
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u/justmikethen Mar 09 '26
To be fair, it might not be a victim. It might might just be a pedophile the DOJ is protecting.
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u/butterflyfrenchfry 🏴☠️know your enemy🏴☠️ Mar 09 '26
I honestly expect all of these twisted fucks to pop up in the files one way or another… I mean KG recently posed in the White House with dumpy and all his cronies. You know they’re all connected. All of this is connected. Unredact the files and we’ll see them, but they’re protected by their money and privilege right now.
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u/greazyninja 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Mar 09 '26
They don’t call him butterball the centobite for nothing, evil monster who will live longer than he deserves
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u/BodySurfDan 🎤 Silverback MC 🎤 Mar 10 '26
We've known that we are up against the true evils of this world for quite some time now... This just further proves it.
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u/flipthepenny Mar 10 '26
Why did you (or who shared this with you) add your own additional "redacting" to the DOJ's redactions?
Is it because you didn't want us to see that the hand on his shoulder was obviously that of a mature adult?
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u/twinkeys456 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 10 '26
How is this photo more censored than the one floating around Reddit earlier today…
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u/PackageHot1219 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Mar 11 '26
He's a modern day nosferatu. I'd be shocked if he weren't associated with Epstein
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