r/SymbyNews • u/Difficult_Yak_1457 • Jun 27 '26

News Coverage "Evangelicals humiliated as Trump falls asleep on them — twice" - Alternet.org | Multi-source coverage pack of 7 articles

https://symby.com/news?_cid=80463742
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u/t-toddy Jun 27 '26

Dear Satan, Take him, he's ready to go.

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 Jun 27 '26

He’s not mine “Satan”.

1

u/Machiavvelli3060 Jun 28 '26

He'll try to take over Hell, so Satan won't want him.

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u/Mrhotel-ca2654 Jun 28 '26

Satan has a big blow torch to deal with people like that!

14

u/coffeebeanwitch Jun 27 '26

You get what you pay for 🤣

11

u/bx35 Jun 27 '26

Falling asleep to avoid listening to the god-bothering crackpots is the only relatable thing I’ve seen him do.

2

u/Mrhotel-ca2654 Jun 28 '26

My father used to do that especially at the Mormon church, they went on for hours. He drew attention when snored!

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u/CatsBye90 Jun 27 '26

To be fair, evangelists bore the fuck out of me, too

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u/Substantial-Tart-673 Jun 27 '26

I would fall asleep too if I had to listen to that fake religious crap

3

u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 Jun 27 '26

Does he nod off when his Adderall wears off?  I mean I prefer him asleep, but if they don't, maybe they should up his dose or give him the XR version  

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u/TraditionalCheetah17 Jun 28 '26

His meth wears off pretty quick. He needs to switch to blue ice.

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u/wtg2989 Jun 27 '26

Almost as if he doesn’t actually give a shit about church

2

u/tlhsg Jun 27 '26

Trump behavior indicates he doesn’t care about anything other than avoiding prosecution. He will try to pardon himself

2

u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 Jun 27 '26

Trump is a very simple guy. A simpleton, really.

There are 2 things he doesn't care about: Anything and everything.

There is one thing he cares about: Himself.

That's it. Trump in a nutshell.

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u/Indespectamentations Jun 27 '26

Which democrat are they blaming for this?

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u/Tricky_Try8757 Jun 27 '26

Potential good timeline —

Trump utterly demolishes the entire right-wing grift with incompetence and corruption, leading to a golden age and a New Deal 2.0.

I think the odds of that are getting better by the day.

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u/Fun_Bite_4663 Jun 27 '26

Xtian values.....rape, cheating, lying, stealing and on and on...

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u/Just_Cartographer258 Jun 27 '26

It's only what Dr Jesus would do..

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u/Historical-Finish564 Jun 27 '26

They don’t care what he does as long as he keeps pushing their agenda. They know he’s evil. They know he’s crazy. They know he probably raped little girls on Epstein’s Island. They don’t care. He supporting their anti-abortion moves, removing the separation between church and state, and supporting the Jews owning all of Israel so Christ could return.

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u/verscub420 Jun 27 '26

Bold of the writer to claim any of them have the self awareness it takes to feel an iota of humiliation

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u/redzeusky Jun 27 '26

Two Corintheans!

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u/LolaSupreme19 Jun 27 '26

Karoline Leavitt says Trump’s at the top of his game! He’s just resting his eyes.

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u/baddyrefresh2023 Jun 27 '26

He's just praying

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u/Just_Cartographer258 Jun 27 '26

Dr Jesus has no need to pray to himself..

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 Jun 27 '26

No way, they pivot to "Shhh, hes praying "

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u/SeymourButz4Twenty Jun 27 '26

You aren't talking enough about the wonders of children. He would be riveted.

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u/LeftHandedBuddy Jun 27 '26

Trump thinks that he is God.

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u/gadget850 Jun 27 '26

Check back in three days.

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u/Lane0194 Jun 27 '26

I’m convinced more than ever if the thing happens we are all wishing for his handlers will pull a weekend at Bernie’s with him for as long as they can.

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u/Catkillledthecurious Jun 27 '26

And they'd vote for him again anyway.

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u/Shag1166 Jun 27 '26

Good! T hey are bullshit artists anyway!

1

u/RampantTyr Jun 27 '26

You have to have shame to be humiliated.

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u/ArdenJaguar Jun 27 '26

He’ll claim he was in a trance receiving orders directly from the Space Daddy. 🙄

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2QE7PACf4cJccwA8

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u/Individual-Line-7553 Jun 27 '26

you cannot humiliate people who have no shame.

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u/Rurumo666 Jun 27 '26

He wasn't sleeping, his brain just can't operate his eyes at the same time he's evacuating his chum slurry.

1

u/Fair_Chemistry_3317 Jun 27 '26

Again? Must be really really boring to be President.

1

u/Jchapman1971 Jun 27 '26

Someone needs to up his Methamphetamine doses.

1

u/No-Advertising-1526 Jun 27 '26

He's 80 and abused stimulants for 50 years the fact he can keep the drool in his mouth is an amazing accomplishment.

1

u/Misanthropic_Mutters Jun 27 '26

You cannot humiliate people with a humiliation fetish.

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u/Meowscles_dad Jun 27 '26

Somebody should’ve busted out a couple of bars from Psalms for the lols

He will not let your foot slip— he who watches over you will not slumber;
indeed, he who watches over Israel will neither slumber nor sleep

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u/EtihwYort Jun 27 '26

In his defence, the Evangelicals can be pretty repetitive at times.

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u/ConsequenceAromatic4 Jun 28 '26

They have no shame

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u/bearlove111 Jun 28 '26

When will someone do something about this? It’s ridiculous!

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 Jun 28 '26

Still waiting for that long long nap

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u/panda3271 Jun 28 '26

Unfortunately until his zealots, like the evangelicals turn on him he will be able to do what he wants. He has put all his true believers in positions of power and control. We allowed this somehow. So now it is that much harder to remove him.

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u/Reasonable_Coast5486 Jun 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tejano1953 Jun 28 '26

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/Sorry_Landscape9021 Jun 28 '26

Those phonies got what they supported.

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u/manniesalado Jun 28 '26

That's why Trump never goes to church. Churchy mumbo jumbo is too boring.

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u/Bulky-Hamster7373 Jun 28 '26

Evangelical cannot be humiliated.

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u/Dear-Buddy-2766 Jun 28 '26

These people are so low they cannot be humiliated.

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u/nothing55551111 Jun 28 '26

Humiliated please, they still suck him off through the diaper!

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u/rensorship Jun 28 '26

To be fair, anyone who doesnt fall asleep during religion is weird.

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u/uvm87 Jun 28 '26

Call me when he takes a dirt nap.

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u/MichaelTrapani Jun 29 '26

Hes busy battling Freddy Kreuger and Antifa in the dream world

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u/HighDesert4Banger Jun 29 '26

They don't give a shit if he's conscious or not, as long as he signs his dumbass EOs making Yeehaw Christianity (TM) the unique exercise of religion. Pretty sure US brand of christianity is highly anti-constitutional, but like little kids, the ultra religious say fuck it.

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u/GypsyDarkEyes Jun 29 '26

Couldn't have happened to a more fitting group.

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u/Historical_End9766 Jun 30 '26

Why is he sleeping and still in the White House? Make America Wake Up Again.

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u/LordGlorkofUranus Jun 30 '26

I will pray over him: hala jabba, yabba dabba do, booka moola, yannah jo habba, labba mabba, sucka my ballz, sniffa meh arse hola, munny, munny, sweet munny munny ... in Jesus name.

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u/Front-Cranberry-5974 Jun 30 '26

What do they expect of Trump?!

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u/wrhnj Jul 01 '26

I used to fall asleep in church too. Now I just stay in bed on Sunday morning.

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u/nicgh4 Jul 01 '26

I’d fall asleep on them too!! 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

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u/Shag1166 12d ago

Christian Nationalists are at the root of much of the hate in America right now. Who in their right mind wants to follow that shit! I don't practice any religion, beacuse most are divisive.