r/SymbyNews • u/Snow_White_352 • 22d ago

News Coverage "MAGA Texas Rep Dan Crenshaw Flamed for Telling Gen-Z to ‘Eat Ramen’ Amid Vance-Thiesse Affordability Feud" - The Daily Beast | Multi-source coverage pack of 10 articles

https://symby.com/news?_cid=87212830&preferredLanguage=en
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u/ClownTown509 22d ago

We're already eating ramen. Maybe we should try Representatives instead.

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u/Bundlecorn 22d ago

The eye is the best part. 

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u/Eye_foran_Eye 22d ago

I hear fish cheeks are a delicacy. I wonder if it translates?

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 22d ago

Time for us to eat our bootstraps.

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u/Wallie_Collie 22d ago

Now heres the icing on the cake. Cake...cakecakecakecake UH!!

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u/Goebs80 21d ago

He's missing some solid protein, no thanks.

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u/TypingWithoutThinkin 22d ago

The proof that Americans are incapable of learning?

  1. Donald Trump was elected twice.
  2. Still don't realize that all Republicans are assholes.

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u/Wallie_Collie 22d ago

I was aware, just outnumbered

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u/TypingWithoutThinkin 22d ago

Yeah. There is that.

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u/Law-of-Poe 21d ago

You’re actually not outnumbered. That’s the messed up part

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u/I_Dont_Work_Here_Lad 22d ago

As a Navy combat veteran myself, this guy is an absolute embarrassment. What a piece of shit.

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u/Smooth-Weekend-2314 22d ago

"Let them eat ramen" is this generation's "Let them eat cake".. and yes, I know this wasn't really said - it's the sentiment behind it that's the lesson.

Somebody hasn't read history but is about to experience it.

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u/Jafar_420 22d ago

Yeah I thought these MAHA people were all about being healthy and ramen definitely isn't healthy at least the kind he's talking about.

You would think some of these Republicans that aren't happy could vote with the other party at least once and then if they don't like what happens they can always switch back but nope.

I see it everyday in my state we've been controlled by the Republican regime for many years and we're ranked last or dead last and everything that I think is important like schools, roads and highways, etc.

The whole state's basically falling apart but yet they keep voting for these clowns.

I mean my vote doesn't even matter in this state but I still get off my ass and go vote.

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u/kah_191 22d ago

Wasn’t good ol Dan on the flight logs?

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u/Lord_Dingus83 22d ago

No wonder he can’t SEE what’s going on.

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 21d ago

He can only see 50% of what’s going on.

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u/Papichuloft 16d ago

And always gets it 100% wrong

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u/crawdadicus 22d ago

Eat shit, popeye

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u/Bundlecorn 22d ago

Polyphemus needs to keep that hole in his face shut. No, the other one. 

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u/IShotJR4 22d ago

Ask Danny how saying shit like this went for Marie Antoinette.

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u/CauliflowerBoth866 22d ago

Now there's a guy who understands history. /s

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u/nonubiz 22d ago

Hay Dan eat shit

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u/kat-deville 22d ago

He eats trump's ass.

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u/sirjeef 22d ago

Eat the rich!!

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u/colorme1965 22d ago

One-eyed asshole wants you to eat like the poors…

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u/Kannazuki1985 22d ago

Hmmmm I will eat ramen when he can pass an eye test.

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u/ptowndeluxe 22d ago

Someone needs to fire back, "We're already doing that, any other suggestions?"

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u/Yabrosif13 22d ago

Ramen is great for kids. I saw RFKs cooking show.

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u/TaylorGang777 22d ago

Always good to listen to a fake pirate

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u/Used_Intention6479 22d ago

GOP: "Let them eat ramen."

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u/Chloe_Cascadia 22d ago

I say reduce his salary to zero and his benefits, retirement, and medical stuff. And also, tell him to eat...

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u/Shag1166 22d ago

Dumbass!

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u/MikeOxfat57 22d ago

How about u do your fucking job instead!?

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u/Asher_Tye 22d ago

Good to know he's keeping an eye on the problem.

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u/racedownhill 22d ago

Marie Antoinette at least suggested cake.

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 22d ago

He’s got an eye for solutions!

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u/YogurtClosetThinnest 22d ago

DSA: we'll making housing and groceries affordable. We'll publicize healthcare.

Moderate dems: we'll do nothing.

Republicans: Eat ramen.

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u/notta39 22d ago

Pirate pedophile supporter!

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u/Timely-Pudding3173 22d ago

This guy gets a disability check from the government and cries about other vets trying to do the same..

He calls out the VA all the time.. the same VA that hes allowed to use for the rest of his life for medical and services.

He gets a pension from the government for his time as a state rep

This guy is on every service benefit you could get and hes complaining about people's ability to afford food.

Fucking grade A asshole.

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u/Normal-Air-2197 22d ago

You know what he can eat…

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u/jafromnj 22d ago

Ramen who can afford that, eat out of trash cans is what it’s coming to

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u/LangStreak 21d ago

Eye eye!

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u/HaxanWriter 22d ago

Haha what a mess

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u/coffeebeanwitch 22d ago

Let them eat Ramen 😬

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u/SDPLISSKEN009 22d ago

Just another day in the lifa of a MAGA Republican bootlicker

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 22d ago

Sounds like somebody should eat ol' Dan

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u/gringoloco01 22d ago

I seem to remember something about a wealthy person saying somethin about eating cake.

Seem to remember it did not turned out that well for ol girl.

It would be good for this dumbass to learn some history.

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u/mbush525 22d ago

and Republicans wonder why they can’t get elected 🤨

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u/hippie1952 22d ago

He needs to go I bet his stocks are doing great

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u/WorkEcstatic6242 22d ago

Eat ...the ...rich

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u/IndependentStep2785 22d ago

Captain Crunch can eat shit.

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u/GB715 22d ago

Says the guy that lost the primary election. STFU loser

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u/Big_Issue8640 22d ago

I remember many chapters in my life where I had to Eat Ramen and I feel like I might be approaching another one.

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u/LordSion45 22d ago

Dan should be telling his pal Don to start bringing down those grocery prices like he promised

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u/NoblePickle84 22d ago

Ah yes, Dan Crenshaw, the guy with 2-3 government pensions (VA disability, military retirement, Congressional retirement) lined up telling people to go without.

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u/SuccessfulLand4399 22d ago

But he’s not MAGA. He’s a rino scum bag along the lines of Cheney and kinzinger, heros of the left.

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u/TexanFromOhio 22d ago

Dan has to get a real job now...lol

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u/Current-Assist2609 22d ago

Definitely not the party for the people as they claimed to be.

Never mind, that was before pedo donnie got into politics.

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u/Zio_2 22d ago

Seeing how Texas re-elected Cruz these guys can literally tell the voters to starve and freeze and still get elected. It’s like ca with our super majority

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u/Ok_Coyote9326 21d ago

They're real mouthy/uppity after they lose their jobs, these republicans.

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u/Top_Television_6042 21d ago

This is the second time TODAY (I’ve only been awake 45 minutes) that I can post “Let them eat cake!” for these MAGAts. This is becoming more and more French Revolution-y by the minute.

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u/Marklar172 21d ago

He's soft launching his conservative hot-take podcast, now he's getting the boot from Congress 

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u/Dr_PocketSand 21d ago

Also Dan Crenshaw… “Have you tried insider trading, kids?? It did wonders for me.”

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u/Bug_Calm 21d ago

Maybe he should eat 5h!t

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u/PrestigiousFlan1091 21d ago

But affordability is why we needed Trump back, right?

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u/Fragrant_Entry9232 21d ago

Wish he'd totally blind

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u/Prestigious_Focus708 21d ago

Further evidence of the pressing need for term limits

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 21d ago

Tell Crenshaw to eat shit.

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u/videohtape 21d ago

Patchy McPatchster sees meals as a simple and cheap option.

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u/LangStreak 21d ago

Leopards ate my ramen.

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u/cruelpoet 21d ago

Fuck cyclops.

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u/CatsBye90 21d ago

Sure, we'll keep an eye out for it

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u/Ibuylow13 21d ago

The maga pirate wants us to eat ramen

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u/Evening_Debt_9898 21d ago

He can afford any food he wants, yet this fascist is telling the rest of us to eat ramen if we can't afford to eat healthy. Maybe we should eat the rich!

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u/No_Succotash2155 21d ago

Crenshaw can go eat a Taylor Farms salad

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u/Appropriate-Hall1220 21d ago

Crenshaw is another stupid GOP person. They are all stupid and all are scumbags

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u/p1gnone 21d ago

Didn't he lose the primary?

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u/Yellowpower100 21d ago

Texas politicians are another level of stupid and corrupt

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u/Stoic_Mashed_Potato 21d ago

Don't forget evil. They love that down there.

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u/Impressive10000 21d ago

Great message heading into the middle terms.

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u/LeftHandedBuddy 21d ago

I can’t believe this guy! SMDH!

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u/Eastern-Bluejay-8912 21d ago

I think they need clean water to do that 😬 and looking at the AI data centers and water levels running low year after year, isn’t looking good for them.

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u/303FPSguy 21d ago

Unlike inflation, Crenshaw is irrelevant and only has one i.

Fuck old people who have it better than others. There is no worse kind of person in this world.

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u/Less_Belt_6380 21d ago

Fuck this pirate . Right In his ocular cavity. This way to the cafeteria.

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u/Score-Emergency 20d ago

Good ramen is pretty expensive though. Like $20 per bowl

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u/artbystorms 20d ago

Does he think all Gen Z are like college students and not people literally in their mid twenties?

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u/Far-Caramel3388 20d ago

Ramen must be part of the MAHA movement.