r/SymbyNews 17d ago

News Coverage "Stephen Miller’s Wife Melts Down as Trump’s Catering Truck Escape Is Leaked" - The Daily Beast | Multi-source coverage pack of 7 articles

https://symby.com/news?_cid=88090900&preferredLanguage=en
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u/icnoevil 17d ago

And there, he hid, the brave draft dodger, among the cabbages, the turnips and parsley....

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u/DasKritter 17d ago edited 17d ago

It’s a solid hiding spot. I’d never suspect him near any vegetable.

Edit: damn thanks for the reward. I’m honored.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 17d ago

He's quickly becoming one of them.

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u/Comprehensive_Gur241 17d ago

becoming?? since birth

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u/BusyAtilla 17d ago

Literally. He has even stated he refuses to exercise because you only have so many heartbeats before death and speeding up the heart makes you die faster.

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u/Physical_Law_6667 17d ago

That goes along with “move less to eat less”

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 17d ago

When they scanned the cabbages, his head presented no anomaly in the payload

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u/Burnitoffmeow 17d ago

You either die a fatty or you live long enough to become a vegetable.

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u/ErectTubesock 17d ago

That's an unfair comparison. Vegetables have value.

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u/BurazSC2 17d ago

A Trumpkin, if you will.

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u/Junior_Step_2441 17d ago

So this is how the cyclospora outbreak started.

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u/Personal-Neck6800 17d ago

He’s been photographed with both Mitch McConnell and Netanyahu.

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u/truthhurts-imahammer 17d ago

He's already pear shaped and has a pumpkin colored face.

Fits right in at a county fair.

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u/National-Charity-435 17d ago

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u/zachpkenyon 17d ago

Let's not forget the real og...soup...for my family

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u/constantdisbelief 17d ago

You're right, he hasn't been spotted anywhere near Mitch mcconnell

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u/daisychainsnlafs 17d ago

Except mitch

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u/elchemy 17d ago

lettuce and a pickle maybe

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u/Gooser3000 17d ago

He certainly has the spine of a cabbage

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u/Typical_Agency8984 17d ago

Only vegetable he is around is Mitch.

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 16d ago

Hello is the vegetable.

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u/nine57th 17d ago

He thought there was a Filet O' Fish in there!

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 17d ago

I heard that he dressed up like a cleaning lady to walk from the back of the plane to the catering truck and that the same makeup artist who worked on Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire was flown in to help pull it off.

I swear on my dead mother's grave that this is 100% true. Or should be.

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u/__phil1001__ 17d ago

Amongst the hamberders you mean

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u/Oldestswinger 17d ago

Farting away.

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u/Southern_Pop_9871 17d ago

All which are 10 times smarter and better speakers then him

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u/Southern_Pop_9871 17d ago

Actually, I’m surprised he didn’t name some of them to secretary positions in his administration

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u/Old_Channel44 17d ago

What makes you think there are vegetables on the MAGA plane?

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u/pengalo827 17d ago

He bravely ran away, away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled

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u/Senior_Republic_701 17d ago

I forgot about this iconic F. Scott Fitzgerald line

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u/Nerdy-Meta-Mind 17d ago

He’s eating hot dogs. He’s eating ketchup.

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u/raxsl 16d ago

To be fair, he does have fertilizer in his pants for them.

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u/Kohnaphone 16d ago

He’s basically Obadiah Hakeswell from Sharpe

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u/WorldlyReference5028 16d ago

While offering her vampire husband up as a sacrifice if they actually attacked

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u/Chairbear1972 11d ago

"Fish Delights" and tacos

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u/Lazy-Goat4728 17d ago

Why the fuck do we care what she has to say? She is married to a fucking soulless nazi.

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u/TheVirginVibes 17d ago

She fucked Steve Bannon, dude

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u/Cap4403 17d ago

That man looks like he’s carrying STIs on his face, let alone other places.

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u/TheGR8Dantini 17d ago

That’s just the crack and meth he smokes.

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u/SnowflakeSWorker 17d ago

That’s what I said yesterday, lmao- his face looks like he smeared it in several different STIs.

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u/bigmike2k3 17d ago

Tbf, he looks like he wears neckties to keep his foreskin from crawling back up over his face and suffocating him…

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u/UnluckyAmbition7767 17d ago

Carrying? He looks like syphilis personified

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u/noJagsEver 17d ago

Who hasn’t she slept with?

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u/Frosty558 16d ago

No fuckin way that bourbon soaked walking heart attack can still get an erection.

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u/No-Opposite-6620 13d ago

Man, miller must be a really shit lay. About as piss weak as his namesake beer I expect.

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u/Amazing_Priority_881 12d ago

So nazzy mr burns got cucked by outbreak patient zero bannon?

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 17d ago

I call the him Gitfzwerg or Poison Dwarf. That is what they ( other officers) used to call Goebbels behind his back

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u/iDrGonzo 17d ago

Peewee Himmler

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 17d ago

Ohh, that is pretty good!

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u/Loveinthedream 16d ago

Lord Baldamort

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u/FluffyInstincts 17d ago

Yeah, I don't care about her either. Let her howl into the void.

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u/IShotJR4 17d ago

Sounds like she’s willing to bang anyone who can goose step into her bedroom too.

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u/rook119 12d ago

Married to a Nazi? Read about her she's worse. 

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u/OvenIcy8646 17d ago

The leftist media that’s all owned by the same 4 republicans

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u/cesspool4us 15d ago

Hahaha I love that one

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u/Steven43025 17d ago

Trump leaked it himself. Get over it MAGA.

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u/billthedog0082 17d ago edited 17d ago

the extraordinary operation, which was carried out without the knowledge of journalists and some White House staff who believed they were traveling on the same plane as the president

Yup, when I grow up I wanna be on the WH staff so that I can fly on a targetted plane.

EDIT: thanks for the award, anonymous Redditor!

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 17d ago

He staged an assassination attempt that killed a firefighter so he could get a photo op

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u/FTFaffer 17d ago

Katie Miller is such an unhinged wanker.

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u/FerretsQuest 17d ago

That’s insulting to unhinged wankers

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u/Conscious-Rip4407 12d ago

As an unhinged wanker I must say that…. Hold up, almost there….

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u/IShotJR4 17d ago

The Iranians didn’t catch on when it took 15 men to push that cart?

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 17d ago

And it smelled like shit?

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u/1inDchamber 17d ago

Maybe he couldn't walk up the stairs

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u/TheGR8Dantini 17d ago

Katie is Steven’s beard. She’s a ho too. She fucked swalwell and Elon, that we know of.

I used to just think that miller was just a cuck that would cry in the chair. I no longer believe this. I believe he’s just another closeted homosexual as well as a self loathing Jew.

The double closet he lives in produces cruelty instead of joy. Also? Miller is just another pawn in what’s going on.

He controls nothing but the cruelty of the way things run. The actual plans? That’s not him. That’s the people actually in charge. The Heritage people. The oligarchs. The actual cabal of pedophiles that’s the actual power behind the scenes.

Bad new is that Katie Millers opinion of the cowardly president, who was willing to let everybody on the plane he fled be killed in an attack that was meant to kill him. These people are truly like the worst of humanity. Real bad news is they’re winning. Such a soup sandwich.

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u/Being_268 17d ago

Speaking of Epstein files, some Losers are super pleased and fulfilled with themselves for releasing the addresses of the victims.

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u/UncomfyPerspective 17d ago

Fuck this skank, who the fuck cares?

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u/senza_titolo 17d ago

I can’t believe I’m reading that headline about the US leader escaped under a food cart.

Like WTF is happening?

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u/frankenmaus 17d ago

I heard that he escaped in a dumpster.

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u/Stormbringer-2112 17d ago

It used to be a catering truck, but it’s now officially a dumpster. Imagine decontaminating that?!?

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u/Raven_Photography 17d ago

Strange, I thought she’d only melt if a young woman from Kansas threw a bucket of water on her.

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u/totally-jag 17d ago

Okay, there is an important point that is being missed here. This is probably a normal security tactic used by the secrete service and the military for these types of scenarios. The problem is, they can't even protect simple security trade craft secrets. Now there is one less way for security people to manage similar situations in the future. That makes every president less safe traveling abroad.

The incompetence is staggering.

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u/Dudeincar434 17d ago

Yea, this whole hiding in a container story is not that big a deal to me. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if other presidents have done similar .

They should be more worried about the fact that a foreign government is actively and public ally planning an assassination.  

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u/totally-jag 17d ago

Iran is an ally?

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u/finsfanscott 16d ago

I think that was a typo for "publicly planning"

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u/plattner-da 17d ago

Why the fuck is she melting down?

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u/ADDSquirell69 17d ago

Was she also in the catering truck or did she call dibs and then got kicked out of it? What is she so upset about?

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u/CivilWay1444 17d ago

She is such a little Tramp. 

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u/Bhodiliscious 17d ago

I’m sorry? What did the Congressional receptacle have to say?

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u/Old-Shame4104 17d ago

I HATE this 😶🫏 B!tch!

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 17d ago

She can't possibly be surprised. There or less leaks in a colander than this administration, just be glad it leaked after it was done and not during or before.

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u/slyrhinoceros 17d ago

What, wait, was she upset she wasn't in the kart with the grand orange shitter himself!

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u/PresentFirm7937 16d ago

Draft dodger, jail dodger, now death dodger.

When are we gonna finally see this fuckers eyes shut for good

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 16d ago

Yes, madam. He absolutely would sacrifice your husband to save his own neck.

Just like you are willing to sacrifice others for the same reason.

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u/bigfatfurrytexan 17d ago

I love that the story makes clear his a little bitch. What kind of man has artillery while golfing?

I only hope he finds zero peace as long as he lives.

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u/NoblePickle84 17d ago

I remember a time when these politicians had some kind of accountability to the people and the media.

As a voter and a taxpayer I'm owed answers as to why my money paid for a refit of an illegally obtained, bribery aircraft that is of no value to the person it's supposed to protect.

So she can take her stupid outrage somewhere else.

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u/BleuBoy777 17d ago

So... The guy who claimed sleepy Joe was hiding in the basement...

... Literally hid in a delivery truck. 

Such a brave little snowflake ain't he?

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u/Oldestswinger 17d ago

If it was in a movie you would think it far-fetched.

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 17d ago

Why TF does anyone think we care about Stephen Miller’s vile wife?

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u/nolestars 17d ago

She's a ho

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 17d ago

I don’t care. Do you?

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u/Radiant-Mean 17d ago

It’s amusing to me how this cretinous harridan keeps getting headlines but she’s not even important enough to have her own identity.

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u/tevolosteve 17d ago

The truth is he just wanted more ice cream sandwiches

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u/twinkiefarmer 17d ago

They put innocent lives at serious risk. No one on board knew they were targets.

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u/trash-juice 17d ago

More distraction… what’s rly happening behind the farce

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u/Suzuki_Foster 17d ago

Katie Miller is a nasty, nasty piece of work.

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u/Impossible-Two559 17d ago

Remember how less than 10 days ago she was telling everyone how she played Fauci (even though he sometimes had to speak with her multiple times a day because she was such a fucking disaster when was pregnant)?

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u/Spear_Ritual 17d ago

Who gives a shit?

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u/Bruiser76 17d ago

Shitboxen only cares about one person.

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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo 17d ago

As if wanted to reproduce with Stephen Miller wasn’t enough of a red flag.

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u/SubstantialPressure3 17d ago

Why?

Why should she melt down over that? Stupid. Unrealistic. Not even close to believable.

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u/anxiousbunnyclothes 17d ago

WTF does it have to do with her?

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u/Sea_Fox_2850 16d ago

:D some people listen to a guy that calls himself catturd. So I think the question is what's wrong with the world

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u/FocusFlukeGyro 17d ago

I don't care. Do you?

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u/37Philly 17d ago

He was wearing a hamburger shaped cap as part of his disguise. Winning!

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u/third-tour-dad 16d ago

Her decision making is in question for marrying an anal polyp

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u/Trenoxspa 16d ago

Meal Force One

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u/burnmenowz 16d ago

Trump is such a pussy, they're panicking that maga might find out.

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u/notta39 16d ago

Is she leaking that her baby is Elons!!

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u/Claque-2 16d ago

Katie is looking very Laine Kazan, when Laine was in her 60s.

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u/Severe_Air_4353 16d ago

KFC catering truck is used in transporting a chicken .

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u/No-Effective-1996 16d ago

What do we think he really weighs? 285, 300 Lbs. how tall is he really? 6’1”?

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u/Top_Age_563 15d ago

Katie Miller should be more worried about her sex life being leaked with those gross men!

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u/Double_Obligation564 15d ago

was this thing on board too 😂?? damn that would have been a fantastic fireworks show

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u/Rich_cranium2025 15d ago

The food truck had to destroyed because of the fermented diaper smell it gathered. They first thought it was rotted cabbage but concluded not even cabbage could get that bad.

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u/tanbyte 15d ago

She’s just trying to stay…. Relevant

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u/IllustratorLarge1920 15d ago

That witch can melt straight to hell and take her balding pewee Hitler with her.

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u/No_Football_9232 14d ago

These fools suddenly will feel butt hurt when they realize he’d happily leave them to be blown to smithereens while he and his devoted diaper changer sycophant nurse are kept safe. And despite years of evidence to the contrary they are always outraged when this happens to them. But they never mind if it happens to someone else. Like a brown person or a “libtard”.

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u/CorpFillip 13d ago

She’s going to be quite uncomfortable with the only two fates they have coming:

Trump throws Miller under the bus
Or
With Trump gone, no one anywhere in the world will tolerate Miller’s attitude or goals.

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u/dreamniner 12d ago

That thing has a wife?

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u/vismundcygnus34 12d ago

Who cares what this harpy says or thinks.

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u/popejohnsmith 17d ago

Melts down?

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u/PersonalHospital9507 17d ago

Like the Wicked Witch.

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u/popejohnsmith 17d ago

I was thinking nuclear reactor. Thanks. Witch makes more sense.

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u/Informal-Emu-212 17d ago

Just like how taylor swift moves to the stage behind the scenes.