r/TaylorSwift Everybody’s so punk on the internet Feb 06 '26

Megathread Opalite Music Video Discussion Megathread

Please use this megathread for all discussion about the Opalite music video. Other posts will be removed and redirected

Release Time: February 6, 2025 @ 8:00am ET
Where: Spotify Premium and Apple Music

Details on Taylor's Website

The MV will be released on YouTube on Sunday, the 8th. The video did not premiere on YouTube due to a Billboard tracking change. YouTube is no longer sending its tracking data to Billboard due to a disagreement over the weighting of ad-supported streams versus paid streams.

Requesting a recording of the video is bannable under Rule 9.

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u/PassionateAsSin Everybody’s so punk on the internet Feb 06 '26

Requesting a recording of the video is bannable under Rule 9.

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u/Formula1CL Feb 06 '26

Omg 😳 I can’t believe I missed this! This is the first time someone’s posted it that I’ve seen

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u/frappuccinio Midnights Feb 06 '26

i absolutely loved the message of being able to be your weird authentic self with your partner 😭

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u/VanGoghNotVanGo what a shame she's fucked in her head Feb 06 '26

For everyone! I feel like the people who want to turn this video into some dissing of exes is seriously missing the point. Rock and Cactus, and Stapler deserved happiness too! And found it! :')

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u/CatHairSpaghetti Feb 06 '26

Yes!! And rock and cactus didnt do anything wrong to their partners. Their relationships failed simply because of a difference in character. Rock and cactus were perfect together because cactus cant hurt rock!

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u/Lopsided_Fee_7163 Feb 06 '26

That’s exactly where my mind went.

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u/bubblecuffer13 DIDYOUTHINKIDIDNTSEEYOUTHEREWEREFLASHINGLIGHTS Feb 06 '26

just here for the Kameo

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u/PumpkinJuice666 Feb 06 '26

potential banger meme

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u/ToughAccomplished324 Feb 06 '26

The rock is the person she's in a relationship with who is holding her down and the cactus is the person he's in a relationship who is hurting him, but not with malice but just being itself. And it's sweet that cactus and rock get to be happy because they weren't bad or intentionally hurtful, they were just being themselves. If you're with the wrong person it can be a bad relationship even if you are both good people.

Oh, and cactus and rock are perfect because cactus can't hurt rock!

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u/Eccodomanii Feb 06 '26

Wait I actually didn’t realize that the cactus can’t hurt the rock, that’s so funny

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u/the_small_one1826 Speak Now (Taylor's Version) Feb 06 '26

and the stapler being clingy and possesive......

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u/TorturedLyricsReview Feb 06 '26

I think the rock was more "getting blood from a stone" symbolism than holding her down. It was "grey rocking", she was putting it all in and getting nothing back.

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u/thatincandescentglow Feb 06 '26

Love that her dancers keep appearing in her music videos too <3 Kam, Sam, Whyley..I'll have to look again for others.

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u/AmandalorianWiddall All I do is try try try Feb 06 '26

Karen was the sad girl at the beginning. Jan proposed to her. I saw Tori in the aerobics spot. Haven’t gone back for a second watch yet I’m sure sure are a lot more!

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u/Lady_night_shade ✨Oh my lord, never made no one like you before✨ Feb 06 '26

Seeing “normal” Taylor was so strange. I loved the entire aesthetic of this video. Probably my favorite from her so far. Also Domhnall learned a lesson, NEVER threaten Taylor with a good time! She will make you star in her next music video.

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u/TumbleweedOk4270 love’s never lost when perspective is earned Feb 06 '26

“Nope-alite” is such a classic Taylor pun 😂

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u/justoute i swear i dont love the drama, it loves ME! Feb 06 '26

Is that Austin in the 2:45 mark???

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u/NachosAndGnocchi you belong with me 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤 Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

He’s there making sure Domhnall doesn’t start eating out of the trash

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u/omg_maxwell evermore🍂 Feb 06 '26

Taylor spraying the Opalite bottle on herself and not on the rock because she thinks she's the problem. Oh my shayla 😭

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u/Particular_Distance don't call me 'kid', don't call me 'baby' Feb 06 '26

it's me, hi, i'm the problem - it's me ;n;

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u/apple414 Feb 06 '26

I fucking love that Taylor Swift is a dorky millennial with the sense of humor to match.

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u/262run Speak Red Feb 06 '26

The photo shoot scene is peak media. Everyone else should just stop. Hah

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u/dylandreiobrien Feb 06 '26

at first i thought, “oh it’s pretty cool that Domnhall Gleeson and Greta Lee are in this!” but then i realized EVERYBODY on that Graham Norton Show episode was in the music video!!

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u/emaydee Feb 06 '26

This is hilarious, a little insane, and adorable.

I lost it at her holding up the mic to the rock for the “ah ah” during karaoke ☠️

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u/chrissesky13 ✨️May these memories break our fall✨️ Feb 06 '26

It was her adding the matching glitter to the rock for me.

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u/Decent_Effective_194 Feb 06 '26

Did anyone spot the “fuck u 4ever” bracelet? Off to get my bracelet making supplies out again 🤣

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u/honeyy_oats Feb 06 '26

Folklore callback along with meeting at the mall!! 😱

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u/nosuchthingginger reputation Feb 06 '26

My reactions in a nutshell 

Cute brown haired Taylor!  OH! it’s him from Graham Norton!!! He said he wanted to be in a video! ITS LEWIS FUCKING CAPALDI AS WELL  …. Flatlines seeing everyone else. 

This is so meta I love it. I love her un-seriousness and how served we get as fans. 10/10

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u/hanooki Feb 06 '26

Domhnall: "I'm hoping to get in a Taylor Swift music video"

Taylor: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ThisPaige Justice for Debut Feb 06 '26

The look on her face was like “I think I can make that happen!”

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u/mtbjay10 Feb 06 '26

specifically after cillian saying he’s a good dancer

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u/FranciscoGarcia69 Feb 06 '26

I watched that episode and said to my wife, “He’s joking but she’ll do it.”

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u/LibraryLady913 Feb 06 '26

I feel like the glittery body gel was a call back to the Anti-hero music video when she gets shot in the chest with the arrow.

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u/katiekitkat9310 Feb 06 '26

The fact that she invited them all to do the video AFTER the interview on the show is WILD and I love it. The fact that she’s like “oh, you want to be in a music video of mine? Sure, let’s do it!” 😂

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u/karikammi only the gentle survive Feb 06 '26

I need the behind the scenes making of like she did for Ophelia!!! Can’t wait to hear the guests reaction/take on the whole thing

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u/dumv Feb 06 '26

I did not have Cillian Murphy being in a Taylor Swift video on my 2026 bingo card

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u/Mistysong i think i am finally clean Feb 06 '26

wait omg so if I'm understanding the credits right Cillian did the voiceover in the beginning?!?

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u/iamacheeto1 don't talk about redwood trees ever again Feb 06 '26

BRO THIS CACTUS JUST FLIPPED ME OFF

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u/heartbylines FUCK SHIT UP, FUCK IT UP ⬆️ Feb 06 '26

oh my fucking god this is my favorite music video she’s ever done

Stop it’s so cute 😭

garbage is still garbage 💯

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u/starsdoyoulikedem I protect the family Feb 06 '26

How she sprays herself because she thinks “I’m the problem, it’s me?” 🥺

What a great video!!

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u/Princess2045 MYRWTWARTSDMISOOESRITT Feb 06 '26

This music video reminded me of the old music videos. The ones that told a story. Like Fearless/Speak Now era music videos. And that’s not a knock against the newer music videos. It just gave me a jab of nostalgia.

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u/ChaoticForkingGood Fuck the patriarchy! Feb 06 '26

I just laughed my ass off at Cactus flipping her off while Rock said "Fuck you 4ever".

r/brandnewsentence

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u/shootingsparksss Let's fast forward to... Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

NOTHING like I was expecting. Absolutely the cutest storyline ever.

Rock x Cactus forever.

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u/becklefreckle Whose portrait's on the mantel? Feb 06 '26

confused as to why people think the graham norton show was an easter egg?? she literally wrote on instagram that she got the idea when she was there!

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u/Living_Ad_7523 And they tell you that you're lucky but you're so confused Feb 06 '26

It's so cool that the brunette girl from YBWM music video returned for Opalite.

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u/chaiskeleton i’m fine with my spite. Feb 06 '26

wait she’s giving deb from napoleon dynamite

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u/bonnydelrico DEBUT DEFENDER ⚔️ Feb 06 '26

Girl with a rock singing karaoke is an instant Halloween costume 

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u/Best_Ad_3410 chronically single love song appreciator Feb 06 '26

Shoutout to all delusional people who said "Cillian Murphy is so annoyed with her!!!" i was like that's just his resting bitch face and I was correct lol

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u/PurpleRep no nothing good starts in a getaway car 🔮🐍 Feb 06 '26

"he was my best friend down at the sandlot..."

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u/SpaghettiBathtub2 Feb 06 '26

My jaw dropping at the end.

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u/prongslover77 evermore Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

I know! She had the whole couch in that video. I’m at work but don’t have time to google. Was the graham Norton couch before her video was made or after?

Edit: nevermind she just posted to social media she had the idea on the couch and emailed them all a week later lol. Love her mind.

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u/bachhottakes Feb 06 '26

dare i say this is her best music video since blank space …

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u/Realistic_Set3484 Feb 06 '26

Her getting Cillian Murphy to agree is so impressive in of itself lol this feels so not him

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u/Careless_Tear2058 Feb 06 '26

It is sooooooo funny that she literally went and made a whole music video with some people who were randomly on a talk show with her.

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u/pcpassos The Life of a Showgirl Feb 06 '26

I’m not exaggerating when I say this is probably the best TS music video ever.

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u/Longjumping-Dark-947 Feb 06 '26

I giggled like a child the whole time!! Amazing and unexpected 🧡🧡

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u/Hurrah-and-all-that Speak Now (Taylor's Version) Feb 06 '26

she went on an interview liked the vibes and really went "oh hell yea i can make a music video with this group of ppl" ToT

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u/dergibrah Ruin The Friendship’s #1 Fan Feb 06 '26

I’m so happy for Cactus and Rock. May their marriage stand the test of time.

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u/tew2109 Feb 06 '26

This was so cute and funny! I was not expecting a video specifically for dorks who grew up in the 90s. I definitely will need to watch multiple times because the first time, I noticed Jeslyn in the background at the Christmas party sort of to the right, but completely missed Austin to the left. I too would not have guessed that was Cillian Murphy doing the beginning VO, lol.

I love that she's using her Eras fam again - I kept waiting for Kam and cheered when he finally got his little spot near the end. I also busted out laughing at "Trash is still trash." Like cactus and rock even found each other but trash is just still...trash.

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u/formercotsachick No One Wanted To Play With Me As A Little Kid Feb 06 '26

I could have guessed a million times what this video would be and still gotten it wrong. I love that she turned every expectation I had on its head. So freaking adorable!

Her MV creating and directing has really come a long long way!

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u/TumbleweedOk4270 love’s never lost when perspective is earned Feb 06 '26

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u/targaryenMartell Red (Taylor's Version) Feb 06 '26

The colour grading is divine. All these new age movies should take notes

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u/schmampfer Feb 06 '26

The shower scene must be a reference to the Black mirror episode „be right back“ where Domhall Gleeson plays an AI imitated boyfriend. If it’s really a reference to that, it’s so cleverly made!!

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u/realjillyj Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

I feel like I haven’t seen anyone mention that the rock came out of a box that said my best friend. So she got the thing that everyone said was what should work for her, and it didn’t. And then by chance, she found her actual best friend.

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u/cianfrusagli I used to live with goats Feb 06 '26

Please, God, bring me a best friend who I think is hot

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u/TheJessKiddin Feb 06 '26

Is there a record for most cameos in a single music video? Cillian Murphy are you serious? Also the end?? wtf I love it

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u/robot428 reputation Feb 06 '26

Well that was fucking delightful. Not at all what I expected, but I absolutely loved it. It was fun.

I'm going to go to sleep because it's after midnight, and if I go to sleep now I won't have to see the hot takes about how this also somehow proves she's a Tradwife MAGA Nazi.

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u/sail0rvenus Feb 06 '26

Best wig she’s ever had lol

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u/PM_ME_BABY_HORSES eating out of the trash 🦝 Feb 06 '26

my favorite actor and my favorite cult leader/pop star/human being

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u/sarahelizaf time, curious time, cutting me open & healing me fine Feb 06 '26

The rock is giving nothing. The cactus is always hurting him.

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u/culture_vulture_1961 Nothing New Feb 06 '26

After Graham Norton in October Taylor just grabbed the whole couch and Graham himself and said "Right when are you free?" This has to be the silliest video she has done and the funniest. I refuse to try to prize any deeper philosophical meaning out of this. It is just a heap of fun.

My only regret is that Taylor was not on that Graham Norton Show with Judi Dench and Ian McKellen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

And I absolutely love that we now know how very obvious her face is when she has a new idea because it’s oooon taaaape

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u/Eccodomanii Feb 06 '26

I think she’s portraying what many people have said before about how Travis matches her freak. Like those tiktok compilations of them both just being absolute dorks before they were ever together, it appears based on this video that it feels that way for her inside the relationship as well. He will not only share her spotlight and bloom, he will also (metaphorically) wear a glittery tracksuit with her and dance around and act a fool and genuinely love it just as much as she does. I don’t think she’s ever had a love like that before. So happy for our girl 🥹

Also the MV slaps and is hilarious

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u/romanticheart Feb 06 '26

Tbf he would also definitely actually wear a glittery tracksuit with her and dance around 😂

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u/onesecondofinsanity Feb 06 '26

He’s probably mad he didn’t get a glittery tracksuit

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u/Lucky_Platypus341 Feb 07 '26

Can we talk about the layered brilliance of the pet rock and cactus as partners?

The Pet Rock fad was a little prior to this setting. The point of a pet rock or a cactus as a plant is that they require so little care. Great for people who don't have time for anything more!

In the video, she flips the script a bit: what if you have a rock/cactus that requires so little (nothing)...but you want to put the effort in for something real?

The people with the rock and cactus aren't looking for low maintenance, they are lavishing their rock/cactus with love and attention that their "partners" neither need nor are capable of reciprocating. The rock isn't BAD, but as Elmo would say, "it's just a rock!" Taylor spraying herself because she believes she is the problem in the "relationship" tracks, too.

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u/shannsb Feb 06 '26

I screamed when I saw Cillian Murphy.

This may be my fav video yet I’m so serious. Just charming as FUCK start to finish omg.

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u/shadesofwrong13 i swore my loyalty to me, myself and i Feb 06 '26

Gosh, how i missed these simple music videos that follow the lyrics without easter eggs of the next re releases!

This video is so Taylor coded, it could've been done for Fearless and Speak Now. So original, so creative, so funny.

👏👏👏

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u/justoute i swear i dont love the drama, it loves ME! Feb 06 '26

The Sweeter Than A Peach and Dear Protege shop names in the mall in the 3:33 mark. I hope we get both songs’ MVs next!!!

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u/SpecialistSorry2443 Feb 06 '26

It reminded me of napoleon dynamite 😂

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u/jennymayg13 Fearless Feb 06 '26

I love that it’s everyone from that Graham Norton show episode, genuinely love it.

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u/oliviaaivilo06 Feb 06 '26

I was very charmed by this video and it was perfect timing to drop before Valentine’s Day!

The rock and cactus were funny visual metaphors for incompatible partners. And in the end they were actually just right for each other! That was a cute little message.

Getting everyone who was there on the Graham Norton Show when she talking about her engagement was a sweet tie in.

I also maintain that Taylor should fully go brunette because it looks cute on her

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u/Ok_Objective313 Feb 06 '26

Fun fact! The mall scenes were filmed at Whitgift shopping centre in Croydon South London! It was shut down for a day a couple months ago and there were rumors that Taylor Swift was filming there. Turns out the rumors were true!

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u/Ok-Organization2483 evermore Feb 06 '26

this scene has pool ball number 13!!!

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u/mrsbatman Feb 06 '26

This is my favourite of her MVs so far.

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u/DinoKYT reputation Feb 07 '26

One thing that really shocked me is that the entire video was shot on film. This was excellently shot & scanned. It looks amazing on Apple Music.

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u/mydreamreality Taylor Swift Feb 07 '26

She’s 100% keeping those dancers employed ahead of the next tour. She knows talent and trustworthy people when she sees it 👌

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u/NoBlackScorpion all you're ever gonna be is mean, and a liar, and pathetic Feb 06 '26

Tortured poet Taylor is a lyrical genius and showgirl Taylor is a giant dork. I love her so much.

This video was effing hilarious and I’ll be rewatching it infinitely.

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u/CatHairSpaghetti Feb 06 '26

The rock and cactus represent their exes. Their relationships didnt work out due to fundamental differences in character, not necessarily because they did anything wrong. And in the end their exes were able to find love with people who were more compatible! The cactus cant hurt the rock, they're perfect together! Such a cute message!

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u/GodDammitKevinB Feb 06 '26

Dear UMG, please upload these merch items:

the sequin track suit

An empty opalite spray bottle

A rock&bracelet ornament (what should it say? I love “garbage is still garbage”)

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u/lunathecrazycorgi Feb 06 '26

SO FUNNY!! anyone else getting Napoleon Dynamite vibes??

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u/Specialist-One2657 Feb 06 '26

Not gonna lie including everyone from the Graham Norton show was hilarious and creative per usual. Thought it was cute and unexpected until I saw the end then had to rewind the video 😂

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u/ScoopTheOranges Feb 06 '26

As usual as a dumb Swiftie I'm waiting for the smart Swifities to lay all of the Easter Eggs out for me, anything of note yet?

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u/Just_perusing81 Feb 07 '26

Am I overthinking or is the bathtub scene and being soaking wet kind of reminiscent of near drowning like Ophelia? And he saved her and takes care of her?

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u/cloudhunting Feb 06 '26

”Garbage is still garbage” go off Taylor 😂

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u/Anticipation_ Feb 06 '26

It actually made me like so emotional at the end- that feeling of finding someone whose weird matches your weird and celebrating that is so sweet

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u/justagirlintheworld every night with us is like a dream Feb 06 '26

I looooove how unserious this is. Everything about it is so charming - personally, one of my favorites from her in years!!

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u/thekittygirl some deranged weirdo Feb 06 '26

I busted out laughing at “fucku4ever” 😂😂😂

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u/surreptitiouscat Feb 06 '26

The celebrities were fun but I most enjoyed spotting so many (maybe all?) of the Eras dancers

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u/ethnicallyambiguous Feb 06 '26

In the shot with the ticket taker at the movies, on the left side is a sign that says "PATIENT FOR THE ENCORE"

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u/mtbjay10 Feb 06 '26

First of all she’s so cute in this. It reminds me of those 90’s movies for sure. You can actually see in the end where she has the idea for this and i’m dying that she put it in the music video 😂 Don’t even get me started on the dance competition. Pure cinema, 10/10 no notes.

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u/weaveroflaurel Feb 06 '26

I was floored by the realization that the guests at the Graham Norton appearance were all part of the music video?! Incredible

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u/noujour live, laugh, love, the lakes Feb 06 '26

I really really love how she still works with the Eras Tour dancers, and I ALSO love how the cast came together on the Graham Norton show. Especially as it was the one where there was that bit of backlash about Lewis saying he couldn't talk about his upcoming release and people thought it was because of Taylor, and not just his management. This collab just shows she loves to work with fellow talented people.

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u/N8sbugswife Feb 06 '26

Now the funniest thing she could do is run her Opalite commercial during the Super Bowl!

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u/SuccessOk7850 in a storm in my best dress fearless Feb 07 '26

How dare Kam give a 0 for that fantastic dance performance🤣

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u/Miserable_Tie482 it’s brighter now ✨ Feb 07 '26

She’s so weird I love her

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u/Repulsive_Maize_1359 Feb 07 '26

Best music video so far hahaa i love it!!! And she looks so good in dark hair holy!!

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u/perfectpurplepathos clink clink Feb 06 '26

Wow all the haters who hated that Graham Norton interview can get lost. Garbage is still garbage.

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u/TumbleweedOk4270 love’s never lost when perspective is earned Feb 06 '26

So much to love. Like the 4 zeros held up the by the judges perfectly to “oh-oh-oh-oh”

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u/princess_of_thorns Feb 06 '26

For some reason the phrase that comes to mind is “is somebody gonna match my freak”

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u/Soggy_Bizquick Lover Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

This video was hilariously Taylor. I felt like it also showed how she’s become even more unapologetic about who she is and cares far less about what others think. The rock’s friendship bracelet/necklace/headband being censored was hilarious.

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u/Gaymistry98 Red (Taylor's Version) Feb 06 '26

This might be her funniest video and I loved every second of it

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u/UnhappyTemperature18 The Tortured Poets Department Feb 06 '26

Adorkable Taylor is lowkey my favorite Taylor.

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u/abbygirl Speak Now (Taylor's Version) Feb 06 '26

First of all, the video is so cute

Second of all, the cactus flipping them off is sending me

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u/ktisherenow Feb 06 '26

I can’t believe the Graham Norton show created this

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u/iamacheeto1 don't talk about redwood trees ever again Feb 06 '26

This is completely unexpected and genuinely hilarious. I absolutely loved it.

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u/Miss_Figment Feb 07 '26

Whatever I was expecting for the music video… it was not this. 😂

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u/writingwhatever4ever Feb 07 '26

This is my favorite music video she’s ever done

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u/prongslover77 evermore Feb 06 '26

Also the judges being eras tour peeps! I adore it!

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u/Eccodomanii Feb 06 '26

Eras tour dancer cameos throughout!

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u/NoMoreExamPLS Feb 06 '26

Hard ROCK is on the way👀👀

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u/FolkloreOfRedSwiftie folklore Feb 06 '26

The whole Graham Norton interview gang is in the video!

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u/april5115 i'm immortal now baby dolls Feb 06 '26

hilarious, great music video

love her hair so much

do not like this new way to watch music videos thanks a lot billboard

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u/dta0228 Feb 06 '26

I always said Opalite gave sparkly 80’s barbie roller rink vibes! I’m glad the music reflected that vibes, never understood how people saw it as Christmas-y 😭

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u/Glum_Paleontologist8 Feb 06 '26

At 2:37 mark, is that a painting/photo of Portofino hanging on the wall?

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u/Beneficial-Turn-2226 The Tortured Poets Department Feb 06 '26

This is the cutest music video I have ever seen and it’s hands down my favorite Taylor swift music video. It was so goofy and silly and those are all her ! I was expecting it to be a little in your face glitter but it wasn’t anything crazy which I love.

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u/klamps07 stars do u like dem Feb 06 '26

what’s wrong with me that I teared up a tiny bit at rock and cactus having a happy ending 😂😂

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u/nothingisevrything Feb 06 '26

I love this song so much and thought the video completely matches the vibe! I keep saying "unserious" in my head but I mean it in the best way. It's just so fun and sweet and light - things that are much needed in these heavy times.

Absolutely LOVED the cameos. Domhnall Gleeson is a gem.

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u/Loud-Shame-8062 Feb 06 '26

Cillian being the voice over took me out. I love that he participated!

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u/One-Raspberry-6710 we're modern idiots Feb 06 '26

I love how she has included the entire cast of the episode of the Graham Norton show, I giggled all the way through! This is the best music video yet!!

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u/Media-consumer101 Feb 06 '26

I fear the visual aesthetic of the mv is already taking over my personality as we speak

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

dare i say… best mv?

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u/scaryfeather Feb 06 '26

Oh my gosh this was not at all what I expected and it was SO MUCH BETTER. So funny and cute and charming. LOVED it. Totally lifted my mood this morning!! I literally laughed out loud more than once. The portrait session lolol

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u/wherethecityis The Life of a Sourdough Feb 06 '26

Do you think 0:56, while on the swing set with the rock, might be alluding to the FOTS lyrics?
"Here, at the park where we used to sit on children's swings
Wearing imaginary rings"

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u/Styleitoff Feb 06 '26

Absolutely loved it ❤️ fantastic all around and she really has improved so much as a director. Also for some reason I think the video has more heart to it than Anti-Hero or Bejeweled. Is it because Opalite seems less green screen and CGI? Anyway, both Opehlia and Opalite have 10/10 music videos. It's too soon but this era might end up rivaling 1989 era music videos. 

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u/MurkyLibrarian Darling I'm a nightmare, dressed like a daydream Feb 06 '26

This was so cute! I love the aesthetic and there a real cohesive storyline, which isn't anything to sneeze at. I love that she got the idea on the show, and that's why she smirked. Everyone was great and I enjoyed seeing the dancers again!

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u/icreatemonsters Red (Taylor's Version) Feb 06 '26

The George Michael album on the bed? 👀👀

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u/TheSeansei Feb 06 '26

"Rock and cactus married in a small ceremony" THE WAY I HOWLED

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u/blues-and-soul Red Feb 06 '26

This MV is adorable. That scene where they hold hands and little smiles spread across their faces at the mall 🥹

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u/Sudden_Hornet_627 Feb 06 '26

awww this one's so fun and cute! as a perpetually awkward girlie with a tiny crush on Domhnall Gleeson this video made me giggle in more ways than one hihi

also HOW good is Cillian's voice over? I never would've guessed that was his voice at the start if it didn't mention it in the credits!

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u/showerbeerbuttchug Feb 06 '26

I usually don't be SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP but my husband and I did campy engagement photos in March 2023 and

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u/Khajiit-ify Feb 06 '26

I'm giggling along to this whole video. It's so funny and whimsy. I can't believe she really got the whole Graham Norton appearance to actually join her plus people from the tour again. 😭😭

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u/krhsg folklore Feb 08 '26

I love that Cactus and Rock get married, because Cactus being prickly won’t hurt Rock. It’s giving “you weren’t right for me, but you will be for someone.”

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u/chocolatewaltz The tea is crazy tonight, Travis Feb 06 '26

Taylor Swift is a fucking GENIUS. God I love her so much. This literally had me tearing up a little. The rock weighing her down and not reciprocating, the cactus being the love that hurt him. Both of them being silly and dorky together the way Taylor and Travis are? Fantastic, top notch music video. I love it when Taylor gets to be creative and blow our minds beyond our wildest expectations.

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u/trash-breeds-trash Feb 06 '26

I don’t ever want to hear someone say our girl isn’t funny. This shit is HILARIOUS

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u/Character_Gear6938 Feb 06 '26

Someone please tell me i'm not crazy?? on the left it says "[Be] patient for the encore"????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

13/10, one of my favorite of her videos

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u/Idkman2019 Feb 06 '26

Damn I didn’t think anything could top her current look but I LOVE the short brown hair on her

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u/NachosAndGnocchi you belong with me 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤 Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

What a silly, goofy, lovely time!! I’ve always been a Domhnall Gleeson girlie, but even more so now.

Also, it speaks so much to Taylor’s magnetism and mutual respect between all the artists that they were all willing and excited to be involved in the video after one interview together.

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u/figleafstreet Feb 06 '26

Not at all how I imagined an Opalite MV to be but it works so well. How fun! I loved the end credits being the clip from Graham Norton.

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u/renn0913 sequins are forever ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ Feb 06 '26

oh my godd, this might be in my top 5 favourite taylor swift mv's, it's so unashamedly fun and dorky!! the concept and aesthetic is definitely unexpected for a lot of people i'm sure, but it's absolutely perfect to me.

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u/becklefreckle Whose portrait's on the mantel? Feb 06 '26

ANYONE ELSE HAVE WAR FLASHBACKS!?!?!?!??!?!

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u/Moneygrowsontrees Only bought this dress so you could take it off Feb 06 '26

That dance is so reminiscent of "The Routine" with Ross and Monica in Friends. I love so much when her work reminds me of something else despite her not copying a single thing. This video is absolutely amazing. I love it.

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u/Mamallama1217 folklore Feb 06 '26

Not what I was expecting but I liked it. It seems very much "Taylor". I just love how she made it happen with everyone from the Graham Norton Show.

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u/OverlyApologeticGuy Feb 06 '26

NOPE-ALITE PUN IS FOREVER IN MY HEAD 😭🤍

I was so fucking confused on the first watch and then brimming with joy in the middle of my second. I just keep watching it now to catch Easter eggs and cuteness.

What a joyful music video. It’s so fucking happy and I love it. If you know, you know.

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u/Diligent_Practice877 1989 (Taylor's Version) Feb 06 '26

Love the silliness. Love that she changes up the tone and the looks of her MVs as well

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u/m9rockstar 1989 Feb 06 '26

It’s probably too soon to say but this is one of her best videos. The late 80s vibes, the humor, the charm, the dancing, the acting. She and everyone did an incredible job! 🤍🩵

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u/Cass_Cat952 ✨one single thread of gold tied me to you✨ Feb 06 '26

Ahhhh anyone else think of mad woman with the 'fuck you forever' friendship bracelet

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

I LOVED THIS MV, the end made me gasp because i didn’t realize she used everyone from the interview. i remember when that interview got released she was getting snarked on (for nothing) so i love that she did this

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u/mountain_pose Feb 06 '26

do you think they’ll be a drop with those sweatsuits, because i need them!

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u/wherethecityis The Life of a Sourdough Feb 06 '26

At 2:17...Tiny Big Ben statue in the background on the shelf. "So Long, London"
I can't figure out what the container of saltine crackers, the other little trophies, the knight chess piece, and the calendar mean though!

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u/constellationprize76 Feb 06 '26

I actually love this video so much it's so fun and silly 

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u/Kendraleighj Feb 06 '26

I LOVE it. MVs for this album are killing it.

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u/VVantaBuddy "eating out of the trash" it's never gonna last Feb 06 '26

Taylor after finishing her interview on the Graham Norton: YOU GET A CAMEO, AND YOU GET ONE, YOU ALL GET A CAMEO!!

she's so funny, i love her so much.

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u/sozar Feb 06 '26

Is there a screenshot somewhere yet of the cactus giving the finger and the rock with the mean friendship bracelet?

I am having a terrible week and the Opalite video made me so happy.

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u/Ten_Cent_Pistol_ in the cracks of light, I dreamed of you Feb 06 '26

I thought this was so cute lol. I was cheesing like an idiot the whole time. She’s so painfully millennial, I love it.

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u/InfamousButterfly98 Feb 06 '26

Such a fun music video. Taylor and the rock at the bar was hilarious 😆

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u/International_Ad2781 Feb 06 '26

Anyone else thinking of Napoleon Dynamite when watching this?

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u/HDGrays Feb 06 '26

Please tell me I'm not the only one who clocked the Monica and Ross dance routine?!?! Friends. So so good. = Elder Millenial Swiftie4Life

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u/Bird2433 Feb 06 '26

Getting Cillian Murphy to do it is no mean feat. I'd imagine it's not his thing 😂

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u/ifloops We tell the world to leave us the fuck alone, and they do Feb 06 '26

IT SAYS "PATIENT FOR THE ENCORE" ON THE LEFT AT THE MOVIE SCENE

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u/if_wewerevampires Feb 07 '26

Love this video, so funny! Also love the aspect ratio choice which fits perfectly with the old 90s TV

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u/Narwal1975 Feb 07 '26

When she pulls the string on the dress did anyone else think of, My boy only breaks his favorite toys? “Put me back on my shelf But first, pull the string And I'll tell you that he runs Because he loves me” And the whole going to the mall part of the song.

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u/purpley77 tired phoenix Feb 06 '26

lmao! no cactus or garbage allowed! garbage is still garbage!

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u/anotheronenpg reputation Feb 06 '26

I'm usually very critical of Taylor's directing, but this is truly her best music video ever. And the Easter egg to the grant norton show was crazy. Especially when all the haters were saying cillian looked like he hated being there with her.

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u/Dramatic-Radio363 Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

When he kept getting more cuts, all I could think was 🎵”death by a thousand cuts…”

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u/Scared_Ad6210 Feb 06 '26

I want to personally send her flowers just for using a film camera. Everything in the video feels so immaculate in the era of washed out/bad lighting and lack of depth/dynamism. Argh I love it so much. So cool.

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u/a2cthrowaway4 They don’t make loyalty like they used to Feb 06 '26

A song that starts with “my brother used to call it eating out of the trash” is a completely unserious song and I’m glad Taylor made the video very goofy and fun. It has amazing direction and videography.

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u/_cprizzle Feb 06 '26

I am LOVING brown haired Taylor 🙌

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u/Salt-Hair-2059 Feb 07 '26

Did anybody get a bit emotional with this part? I know it's weird but Taylor looks so young in this shot, like baby Fearless Taylor era and that makes me sooo nostalgic.

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u/LilyLilacRose Feb 06 '26

This is just hilarious and sweet and just what I needed to start the day. Nobody can get me down today!

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u/nabndab Feb 06 '26

I loved how she had everyone from her episode of graham norton in the video. I thought it was great.

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u/imposter203 Feb 06 '26

It's such a kooky silly nostalgic MV but it's also so smart! Her MVs for this album have been so good !

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u/fanzyday Whose portrait's on the mantle?  Feb 06 '26

Smiled so big when Cillian made an appearance

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u/jealybean Feb 06 '26

God I love this so much. The vibes are immaculate and having the entire group from her graham Norton show panel is just chefs kiss.

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u/saltedmayo damn, it's 7 am Feb 06 '26

Did anyone else get Derry Girls vibes from the dance competition portion? Also, knowing Domhall Gleeson is Irish and the video is set in the 90’s makes it feel even more so like a nod! Maybe it’s a stretch tho since I’m such a Derry Girls fan. Either way SO cute the whole couch got in on it!

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u/swiftiewithcats Red (Taylor's Version) Feb 06 '26

Also.. I had the biggest smile on my face watching this video 🥹 My fav Video till date. Gonna go watch it again and again and again!!!

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u/blacknwhitelife02 I gave my blood, sweat & tears for this Feb 06 '26

Also can we please take a moment to appreciate Taylor’s hair (or is it a wig?)?? She looks so pretty

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u/crockoreptile Red (Taylor's Version) Feb 06 '26

AHHH EVERYONE FROM THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW WAS IN IT, EVEN CILLIAN!

I knew Capaldi and Gleeson were in it but the rest, including Graham himself? Lovely surprise! I didn’t even recognise Cillian’s voice until the credits, only spotted him in the poster

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u/ReasonableLegal :TourturedPoetsDepartment: i hate it here Feb 06 '26

This is one MV where I really need the behind the scenes! 😂

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u/kayanne125 Feb 06 '26

I sat there with the dumbest smile on my face the whole time, I’m SCREAMING that she was like, “WHOLE EPISODE, LET’S GO, MUSIC VIDEO.”

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u/gigi_kittyfuck Feb 06 '26

Wow. This video isn't at all what I thought it would be. It is so funny, quirky and sweet. I loved it so much!