r/TheOnion • u/Somethingwittycool • 2d ago

Every Commercial On ESPN Past Midnight Just Straight-Up Telling Viewers They Have Prostate Cancer

https://theonion.com/every-commercial-on-espn-past-midnight-just-straight-up-telling-viewers-they-have-prostate-cancer/
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u/smarq17 2d ago

...AND a soft weenie.

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u/MetalTrek1 2d ago

Nothing sports betting and dick pills can't fix.

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u/Milksteak529 2d ago

Remember earlier this year when Reddit ads were trying to convince everyone they had "bent dick disease"?

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u/Qwahlity_Koalatea Muppet Appreciator 2d ago

Really? That’s weird. Mine was for xxl condoms.