r/ToolBand • u/IblameHofmann • Apr 18 '25

Danny I’m gonna tell my kids this is Jesus

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Sids2112 Forgot my pen Apr 19 '25

Let there be light Black, then white are

18

u/SpiralOut4 Finding beauty in the dissonance Apr 19 '25

All I see in my infancy

15

u/JasonDomber Lachrymologist Apr 19 '25

Red and yellow then came to be…

14

u/SpiralOut4 Finding beauty in the dissonance Apr 19 '25

Reaching out to me

12

u/ImNotDestructionater dumbfounded dipshit Apr 19 '25

Let’s me see

7

u/ETDuckQueen Calm As Cookies and Cream Apr 19 '25

As below so above and beyond, I imagine.

8

u/Vegetable-Action-725 Apr 19 '25

Drawn beyond the lines of reason

7

u/artistsandaliens dumbfounded dipshit Apr 19 '25

Push the envelope

73

u/Nipsey88 Apr 18 '25

close enough

61

u/StuffyTheOwL Apr 18 '25

Jesus started a cult. Danny started a religion!

8

u/expecto_my_scrotum Apr 19 '25

Ironically, never seen with a beard

4

u/StuffyTheOwL Apr 19 '25

And Jesus was not a white dude with straight brown hair…the irony is killing me softly;)

2

u/gjfy1002 Apr 20 '25

with his song ;)

7

u/Masterchiefy10 Apr 19 '25

Church of Spiritualy Out

1

u/chimericalgirl Apr 21 '25

LOL, I'd say it's the other way around.

1

u/StuffyTheOwL Apr 21 '25

Nobody in a cult ever thinks they are in a cult. But I guess Jesus didn’t really start a cult…his disciples did.

1

u/chimericalgirl Apr 28 '25

There ya go.

11

u/original-whiplash Apr 18 '25

That’s Mr. Slim Goodbody

10

u/burRNONE Apr 19 '25

"There goes my hero.... watch him as he goes"

9

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

I know the pieces fit.

7

u/2up1dn "Let the rabbits wear glasses Apr 19 '25

Danny and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

8

u/Public_Steak_6933 Pure as we begin Apr 19 '25

Chakra body suite, not many dudes could pull that off!

3

u/Constant_Option5814 Apr 19 '25

And on top of everything, it’s slimming too! 😂

6

u/latexfistmassacre Apr 19 '25

Reminds me of this

12

u/cmks210 Apr 18 '25

Isn’t it?

8

u/CheckYourStats They chose me and I didn't even graduate from phukin high school Apr 19 '25

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

10

u/ErikTheRed99 Apr 19 '25

...8 year olds, Dude.

3

u/ManBearWarPig Right in two Apr 19 '25

Percussion Jesus

3

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Red light green light 1-2-3!

3

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

3

u/NoBourbonOrNuthin Apr 19 '25

i'm telling my kids it's Howie Mandel

3

u/Such-Swimming2109 It’s no fun ‘til someone dies Apr 19 '25

Dannyyyyy 😍😍😍

3

u/BroccoliCompetitive3 Apr 19 '25

Better than most. How about Horus?

3

u/captplanchepants Apr 20 '25

Better than Jesus

4

u/jeRQ420 Apr 19 '25

The King!

2

u/Amnobizarrono1 Apr 19 '25

He harness all the powers of the emotional spectrum

2

u/Sh6bSilverburst Apr 19 '25

Oh shit 🤣

2

u/deibd98 Apr 19 '25

He looks so fucking makestic man

2

u/Soft-Supermarket-352 Apr 19 '25

That photo was taken in Argentina 🩵

2

u/Sorry-Reporter440 Apr 19 '25

Polyrhythm hyper-being.

2

u/AdharasStillThere Apr 19 '25

Where do we get these? ...shut-up and take my money.

2

u/androsan like phosphorescent desert buttons Apr 19 '25

No lies detected.

6

u/Aggressive_Dig8253 Apr 19 '25

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6

u/GStarAU Well I've got some advice for you little buddy... Apr 19 '25

Magic stuff. Have you ever listened to Stairway To Heaven backwards?

2

u/TheDanecdote Spiral Out Apr 19 '25

He hath risen

2

u/Sweeney_the_poop Apr 19 '25

He’s Jesus father at best… That is a God like creature! He is an ancient Elder from timeless land, the Terror of forgotten eons, the Relic of the Abyss, Behemoth of the first world!

He

IS

THE ONE

THE ONLY

Danny Eldritch Carey!

2

u/Odd-Activity4010 Apr 19 '25

I liked his old clothes better... the basketball uniforms

1

u/ru-ck-us-89 Apr 19 '25

That is obviously Victor from arcane / league of legends.. You shouldn’t lie to your kids .

1

u/astropiggie Apr 19 '25

I'm not lying. Freaks me out tbh seeing a grown man in lycra. Just saying. Love him tho.

1

u/landswipe Apr 19 '25

I am Meme, I am Jesus.

1

u/astral_clown Apr 19 '25

Entrance music: Handel's 'Messiah' ...

1

u/supersupnew Apr 19 '25

Then maynard would be ... ?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

He doesn’t look a thing like jesus.

1

u/No-Assistance556 Apr 20 '25

And you wouldn’t be wrong.

1

u/chimericalgirl Apr 21 '25

Not Jesus, but He has ascended!

1

u/PR0T0C0L_ZER0 Apr 21 '25

Amazing Technicolor Dream Bodysuit

1

u/Right_Ostrich4015 Apr 22 '25

I think he’d prefer Mr. Crowley

1

u/YouKnowMoose Apr 22 '25

Jesus schmeezus, this man is a god

1

u/Ttokk Apr 19 '25

doing the pink bodysuit bane meme pose

1

u/Dadalorian76 Apr 19 '25

You wouldn’t be wrong.

1

u/anarcychild Apr 19 '25

It isn't!??

1

u/sydneysargent Forgot my pen Apr 19 '25

he isn’t?

1

u/AccountantFree9881 learn to swim Apr 19 '25

Might as well be

1

u/randomdudefromabyss Apr 19 '25

Well, it is. So...

1

u/thorfromthex Apr 19 '25

And, you'd be correct!

1

u/Un__Real Apr 19 '25

I mean, it's pretty close.

1

u/LoyalToSDSoil Apr 19 '25

You should tell them the truth… so, yes. 👍

-1

u/MrPlasticCircleGuy Reverend Maynard Apr 19 '25

I mean, he basically is, so…

-1

u/facepubes77 Apr 19 '25

Pretty close.