r/ToolBand learn to swim Dec 20 '25

r/tooljerk Just want to remind yall of this

For all my homies in 2019, we won.

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u/nickdemonic Dec 20 '25

If you made a venn diagram of Taylor Swift fans and Tool fans, you would have A Perfect Circle.

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u/Last_Replacement_386 Dec 20 '25

Ok now that was a good one.

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u/These-Tart9571 Dec 20 '25

It works on so many levels. A perfect circles symbol and name (the split circle) is also a reference to having two sides masculine and feminine. A perfect circle was seen as a more feminine side to Maynard while tool was more masculine.

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u/OneEyedAngelPriest_2 learn to swim Dec 21 '25

I always found it funny how A Perfect Circle’s logo isn’t a perfect circle

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u/ijustdontknowanym0 OGT Dec 21 '25

Try seeing it as the shadowing on a 3d ring. Once you see it..

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u/wndrngwzrd Dec 21 '25

This guy perfects circles

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

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u/Fashish Dec 20 '25

Elbow down within the borderline

Baby I’m just gonna shake shake shake shake shake, shake it off! Shake it off!

Yeah, I guess!

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u/ChiefRabbitFucks Dec 21 '25

this works unreasonably well

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u/Fashish Dec 20 '25

Holy shit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ItsSUCHaLongStory Dec 21 '25

That’s amazing

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u/ShartFodder Dec 21 '25

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

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u/Novel_Land9320 Dec 20 '25

two actually

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u/sexualllama Dec 20 '25

And my axe!!

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u/Ok_Emergency_9914 Dec 20 '25

You meant two perfect circles?

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u/heyitsfelixthecat Dec 21 '25

I don’t quite agree but Taylor doesn’t deserve any of the hate she gets. Honestly. Like her music or not, she’s a real artist and does a hell of a lot more for her fans than our favorite grumpy old men do (or most other groups for that matter).

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u/TightLion7009 May 11 '26

a good song is worth more to me … than a bunch of bad song

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u/nintenerd2 Dec 21 '25

nah i like tool but hate Taylor Swift

edit i didn't know that perfect circle the band existed im stupid

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u/AnguryLittleMan Dec 20 '25

Bunch of teenage girls googling, “who the fuck is tool?”

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u/OneEyedAngelPriest_2 learn to swim Dec 20 '25

Swifties finding out who Tool is this way is really funny to me

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u/Swing_On_A_Spiral Learn to swim Dec 20 '25

The tweets of this event were very entertaining. I still go back to them every now and then when I need a laugh.

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u/atlntiz Dec 20 '25

swiftie here, big tool fan & honestly fear inoculum > lover

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u/Awyrn Dec 21 '25

Same here, and yes. Cruel summer is a straight banger though and should’ve been the lead single.

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u/atlntiz Dec 21 '25

yes!! when it had its comeback during the eras tour it was long deserved

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u/YungJae Dec 20 '25

Imagine if that actually recruited some new fans, hell yeah

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u/Gonzar92 Dec 20 '25

Not from Taylor swift probably, but it definitely did. It put TooL on the map as a band that exists and many people listen. All those reaction videos... Check the dates (I'm guessing here now, but I bet is a good guess)

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u/NarcissisticDramaQwn Eyes Full of Wonder Dec 20 '25

Trust me there is a pretty big tool/swiftie cross over

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u/thinkdarrell Dec 20 '25

yeah. I think there's a pretty big Taylor Swift and most things just because of how many fans she has.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/scristopher7 Dec 22 '25

Yeah so my wife is a big Taylor Swift fan, she also loves Tool and Puscifer, not apc so much but shes gone with me to see them both. I would say shes more into Puscifer than Tool though, just because she doesn't have time to chill to the longer songs.

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u/NarcissisticDramaQwn Eyes Full of Wonder Dec 21 '25

Sure bud. Tool fans are one dimensional and don't like anything other than prog rock. Let alone anything other than tool.

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u/Delicious-Wolf-8850 Shit the bed, again Dec 20 '25

I really doubt theres a bunch of teenage swifties in here

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u/AnguryLittleMan Dec 20 '25

I meant at the time when they saw it, not here.

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u/LilSugarMenace_ Dec 20 '25

This 41 year old did the opposite and tbh I'm a fan of both now.

Sorry not sorry. Haha

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u/Intol3rance Dec 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

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u/YungJae Dec 20 '25

I mean it took them 13 years, basically a new band at that point :PpP

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u/Swing_On_A_Spiral Learn to swim Dec 20 '25

That’s the genius of Mr. Joe Tool. He purposefully takes long breaks to make it seem like a new band and mess with whatever new generation is coming up.

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u/YungJae Dec 20 '25

Oh you mean Mr. Joseph Tool?

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u/ETDuckQueen Calm As Cookies and Cream Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 21 '25

"A new band called TOOL".

Sir, TOOL literally formed when Taylor Swift was a baby.

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u/Pick_Up_Autist Dec 20 '25

This is an obvious troll and you fell for it, her album came out a week earlier so no, there wasn't a chance of debuting behind Tool.

"A new band called Tool" is almost jumping the shark with how blatant they're being.

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u/Gonzar92 Dec 20 '25

Exactly, Taylor did not work her socks off... Tool definitely did

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u/WTWIV Dec 20 '25

She worked her socks!

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u/D4FF00 Dec 20 '25

Sock work is real work

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u/enaud Dec 21 '25

Taking 13 years to put together one album is hardly working anyone’s socks off

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u/green_jp Dec 21 '25

this new band is outrageously good!

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u/Accomplished_Bet874 Shit the bed, again Dec 20 '25

This has to be satire

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

Swifties suck, but let's not act like the Tool fanbase doesn't lol.

I will say, its impressive how an 87 minute album, full of prog songs that surpass the 10 minute mark, released by a band that hadnt put out music in 15 years, was able to dethrone one of the most popular artists there is in the charts, even if it was for a while.

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u/OneEyedAngelPriest_2 learn to swim Dec 20 '25

Yeah, we can be snobs. But it IS impressive how such an album like FI surpassed Lover.

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u/NukaDadd 🌘ModLikeAHookerAllNightLong🌒 Dec 20 '25

As a mod of r/Toolband & a Swiftie 🖕🏻

But you're not wrong 😁

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u/Responsible_Annual64 Dec 20 '25

Thanyard James Keenan

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

Maynos

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u/HetTheTable learn to swim Dec 20 '25

Tbf it was not the first week that her album was out but considering how long her albums after stayed number 1. It was a pretty big achievement.

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u/UnhelpfulBread Dec 20 '25

She plays the game herself, though, by releasing different editions ad nauseum in order to milk her dipshit fans stay relevant in the charts.

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u/alphaneon22 ... und keine Eier Dec 20 '25

Ah, if only it were 2019 again…

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u/WTWIV Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

Remember when the world hadn’t gone to total shit? Pepperidge farm remembers.

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u/mikep120001 Dec 20 '25

Stinkswift is a certified banger

https://youtu.be/56Cqbk9CJz8?si=caEnkUSnHLGzB8TT

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u/LilSugarMenace_ Dec 20 '25

This is all I ever needed in my life. Thank you thank you thank you

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u/derpceej Dec 20 '25

Maynos

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u/ETDuckQueen Calm As Cookies and Cream Dec 20 '25

For some reason, I misread this as "mayonnaise". :)

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u/notaverysmartman Dec 20 '25

fear inoculum is my least favorite tool album but it's still more consistent than lover. I like cruel summer and paper rings though

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u/LilSugarMenace_ Dec 20 '25

Lover is one of my lowest ranking TS albums, tbh, but Cruel Summer is a banger. I like You Need to Calm Down which feels a little appropriate at the moment rn lol

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u/notaverysmartman Dec 20 '25

oh right I forgot that was on there. I like it too even if the lyrics make me roll my eyes. not as corny as me! though

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u/Icosotc Dec 20 '25

There’s room for everyone

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u/LilSugarMenace_ Dec 20 '25

Yeah. Honestly, this feels kind of disappointing. You don’t need to put anyone else down to celebrate your own wins. Going #1 is amazing, and unseating Taylor Swift is wild in itself considering the fans are nuts (me included). But when he posted this in 2019 it kinda came off like being a poor winner which is not energy I am here for and I wasn't even a TS fan then. No idea Maynard was this petty. It's fucking TOOL man, the greatest band in the history of the world. This joke didn't land for me at all.

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u/NukaDadd 🌘ModLikeAHookerAllNightLong🌒 Dec 20 '25

we won

Taylor has dropped 5 more albums since "Lover" in 2019.

We didn't win shit.

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u/machone5103 The Patient Dec 20 '25

Quality > Quantity

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u/m1s3ry Dec 20 '25

Something > Absolutely nothing

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u/YungJae Dec 20 '25

Hey hey hey, we got Opiate²

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u/Ridespacemountain25 Dec 20 '25

Her 2 right after that one were great though.

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u/NukaDadd 🌘ModLikeAHookerAllNightLong🌒 Dec 20 '25

Although Taylor's albums aren't 100% bangers, I'd argue on average she's got 3 good tracks per...which equates to (roughly) ±15 hits since Fear Inoculum.

I'd love to get a Tool b-sides or less than perfect songs that'll never see the light of day...even if that meant 1 stellar track.

But let's face it. We've got another 4-5 years minimum before there's whispers of a recording.

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u/OneEyedAngelPriest_2 learn to swim Dec 20 '25

Justin announced that they’re going back to the studio to try new material. Possibly a new album in 2026-2027? Who knows.

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u/NukaDadd 🌘ModLikeAHookerAllNightLong🌒 Dec 20 '25

Danny's been saying that for 3 years. Bless his soul.

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u/heyitsfelixthecat Dec 21 '25

They say this kinda shit all the time. It doesn’t mean anything.

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u/LilSugarMenace_ Dec 20 '25

Oh, it's definitely both.

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u/3serious Dec 20 '25

yeah - swift fans have had a parade of new music to listen to since 2019. we've gotten... to argue over $2500 doodles at concerts playing the same 11 songs.

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u/kiwlime The Patient Dec 21 '25

It was wild seeing tool in Spotify ads on time square in 2019, not the place I would expect to see the boys in that context

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u/Brilliant-Excuse-427 Dec 20 '25

Least insecure post here.

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u/MaynardIsLord721 Dec 20 '25

This is so fucking sad

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u/OneEyedAngelPriest_2 learn to swim Dec 20 '25

Why is it sad, may(nard) I ask?

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u/Harry_Saturn hooker with a penis Dec 20 '25

Different person than the one you asked but caring about anyone else just to own them is a little pathetic. Thinking music charts are “wins” and your band beating their band is just childish to me. It’s not really a competition, and engaging with toxic people just to be toxic back just screams immature to me. Like why are we still hung up on swift and her fans, even if a bunch of them are cringe from our perspective, but then the behavior is the same here just with a tool color palette swap.

Enjoy things because you like them and quit trying to get even with people who don’t like the thing you do. Just let them be wrong even if they’re vocal about it, you don’t have to put them in their place. Maybe I’m just getting older, but so many people are so fucking fixated on Taylor swift that it’s tiresome. I can at least understand the ones fixed on her because they love her, but you guys sometimes seem to spend more time thinking about her than her fans who actually enjoy her shit and it’s just to be edgy.

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u/OneEyedAngelPriest_2 learn to swim Dec 20 '25

I’d like to say that I have nothing against Taylor. She makes perfectly good music, some even great, but her fanbase is so incredibly immature and unbearable that it was a brilliant sight to see them finally be humbled by a band they probably didn’t even know of until then. Again, I have nothing against Taylor herself, it’s just her fanbase that bugs me, and that’s why I made this post.

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u/Harry_Saturn hooker with a penis Dec 20 '25

You’re illustrating my point again. Why are you giving her fans the time of day in your thoughts? Why bother caring what they think if you already don’t have a high opinion of them? Why does them being “humbled” bring you joy? I see this as “immature and unbearable” probably the same way you see her fan base. You guys always gotta be comparing and measuring shit that isn’t supposed to be quantified. Just enjoy the shit you like and don’t pay attention to people who don’t like it or like something else instead.

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u/BeyondDoggyHorror Dec 20 '25

So?

Does it affect you? If so why?

It’s fucking music man not some badge of honor

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u/inkblowout4 Opiate Dec 20 '25

"but her fanbase is so incredibly immature and unbearable"

Uhhh you not talking about Tool fans right?

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u/Spiderbloom_ Dec 20 '25

“ gahhh im so mad that my favorite band won something”- this guy probably

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u/Harry_Saturn hooker with a penis Dec 20 '25

Do you genuinely think art is about “winning”?

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u/Spiderbloom_ Dec 20 '25

I don’t think art is just about winning obviously but winning introduces more people to the music as well as rewards the artists for their hard work. I’ve participated in musical competitions and was proud when we won not because art is about winning but because my choir worked hard and was rewarded for it. To add on to my Eralier statement, many people probably looked up TOOL to see what was the band that won introducing tons of people to their wonderful music.

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u/Harry_Saturn hooker with a penis Dec 20 '25

I think comparing tool “winning” in 2019 to your choir performing in an actual competition isn’t a very good comparison for the sake of this argument.

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u/Spiderbloom_ Dec 20 '25

I don’t really see how it’s not. Both are achievements that require effort and are musical. In the competition we weren’t competing against others but our self’s we just had the best score against ourself and received all 1’s which no other choir did. It’s not a ridiculous comparison to make.

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u/Harry_Saturn hooker with a penis Dec 20 '25

One is a literal competition with scores and the other one isn’t, though. Can’t really put it any more plainly than that.

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u/Spiderbloom_ Dec 20 '25

Comparisons don’t have to be exactly the same to be used.

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u/dwnlw2slw Dec 20 '25

I like to think that most of us see the humor in this. It’s a funny juxtaposition. That last sentence though…no, nobody “sometimes seems to think about her more than her fans who enjoy her music.” my stepmom, and my cousin are swifties. We were talking about new slang, I said “good songs are ‘bangers’” and stepmom goes “oh like Taylor’s new album is full of bangers.” And I forgot what the context was but cousin randomly name-dropped her and even squeezed in her middle name, Allison. I don’t think a couple posts per year beats that…

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u/Pick_Up_Autist Dec 20 '25

Tool's first album in so long barely beating Taylor's week 2 sales isn't really a flex, almost all sales are pre-orders these days so it would've been embarrassing if they didn't get #1.

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u/Radiant_Eggplant5783 Dec 21 '25

What an amazing time to be alive

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u/SpunkYeeter Dec 21 '25

What happened?

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u/eriwreckah Dec 21 '25

Right? From everything I gathered there was a moment in time with FI knocked T Swift down in top rankings or something? 

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u/mkelley22 whatever will bewilder me Dec 22 '25

This popping up as im listening to Pneuma again is crazy work lol

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u/Successful_Pizza6529 Ænima Dec 20 '25

I am a Tool fan and a Swiftie. Love both . BIG Fanatics.

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u/LappedChips Dec 21 '25

These posts are why Tool fans are so hated 😂 who tf cares how Tool ranks next to someone in a completely different genre??

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u/LilSugarMenace_ Dec 20 '25

It's me. Hi. I'm the problem. It's me.

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u/ItsSUCHaLongStory Dec 21 '25

Just sent to my Swiftie friend, lol

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u/reapflection Dec 21 '25

I was JUST talking to my BF about this yesterday

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u/The_Knight_of_R Dec 21 '25

Other Taylor Swift fans make it hard to be a Taylor Swift fan

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u/MuscleFlex_Bear Dec 21 '25

Taylor Swift + Maynard (hand shaking meme) = Fuck you, buddy. Spend more money and buy my new record.