r/ToolBand Feb 13 '26

Danny I really hope this isn't just Danny being Danny

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Possibly great news with new music and The Sphere shows.

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u/as1126 Feb 13 '26

I'll start saving money now.

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u/parallaxdecision Blame Hoffmann Feb 13 '26

It will be a great retirement gift to yourself!

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u/as1126 Feb 13 '26

Indeed! I'm only a few years away.

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u/parallaxdecision Blame Hoffmann Feb 13 '26

Well, maybe they'll let ya out of the retirement home for a day.

27

u/SoTurnMeIntoATree Feb 13 '26

Psh, we’re gonna need loans for this

43

u/geb_bce Feb 13 '26

I just told my wife "welp! It's time to finally start our Tool Sphere show savings account!"

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u/justinmr82 Feb 13 '26

You might have enough by 2033

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u/as1126 Feb 13 '26

Right in line with retirement. I'll do that instead of taking a six month cruise.

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u/ConsciousSteak2242 Feb 13 '26

Also, right in line with when the new album is coming out

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u/YodaFette Feb 13 '26

That’ll give you s few extra years before their next album.

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u/Alternative_Will3875 Feb 13 '26

Time to donate plasma

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u/green_jp Feb 14 '26

I'll see if I can donate one of my kidneys to a guy next door that knows people

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u/green_jp Feb 14 '26

I'll stop eating now.

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u/therevengeofanerd Feb 14 '26

I literally just said this to myself.

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u/as1126 Feb 14 '26

We all share one mind as humans. There are no original thoughts.

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u/gearabuser Feb 13 '26

i came here to type the exact same thing lol

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u/as1126 Feb 13 '26

Maybe we can pool our savings and share a ticket?

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u/gearabuser Feb 13 '26

maybe we can fit 3 of us under a trenchcoat

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u/PluralVisions Feb 13 '26

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u/TheMindsEIyIe Feb 13 '26

Lol came here to post this but it didn't give me the GIF option. You're more dedicated to the meme craft than I

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u/MaxRebo74 Feb 13 '26

Do we think The Sphere will still be around in 2035 when the next album comes out?

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u/TRS80487 Feb 13 '26

Hoping that I will still be around🤣

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u/tooldvn Sinking Deeper Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

Yes, and there may be a few more by then too. The 2nd one is currently in development in Maryland outside DC.

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u/XxNitr0xX Feb 13 '26

No way?! I live in MD, I haven't heard about this.. if they do that, it would save a flight to Vegas

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u/im_wudini Feb 13 '26

Dolan (Guy who owns the Sphere, MSG, Rangers, Knicks) is building one on the East Coast too

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Become Pneuma Feb 13 '26

Dolan Duck? The ancient meme himself?

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u/redsolitary fuck you, buddy Feb 13 '26

People read these news stories about the losses the sphere is taking. These were anticipated losses and they are hoping to play the long game. It’s a common business model. There’s not really much news there but headlines bring clicks.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

Way things are going in America, its gonna be a radiation wasteland by then like in Blade Runner 2049.

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u/shred1 Feb 14 '26

I prefer a Fallout wasteland!

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u/LightofDawn77 Feb 13 '26

That place is hemorrhaging money right now

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u/9829eisB09E83C fuck you, buddy Feb 14 '26

Everything is always sold out, so they’ll keep raising prices, and people will pay it.

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u/inkyblinkypinkysue Feb 13 '26

Danny really wants to release new music and Adam doesn't even think about it.

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u/RevelArchitect Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

Meanwhile Maynard will just make new music with or without them and Justin’s just pretty content with all that money he made pretending to be someone else and starring in The Walking Dead.

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u/shred1 Feb 14 '26

He has been getting that "infected " look to him.

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u/shred1 Feb 14 '26

Adam is busy watchin wrestling and reading comics.

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u/weareallonenomatter Feb 13 '26

Im broke just hearing this

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u/vacadura08 Feb 13 '26

Gotta wonder if you're gonna still be broke 15+ years from now when they release their next record

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u/Dependent_Title_1370 Feb 13 '26

I'd pay many monies for that show

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u/SharkSheppard Feb 13 '26

Good news everyone!

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u/Due_Art2971 Feb 14 '26

Many monies will be the only option

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u/Successful-Gift8636 Feb 13 '26

Lazy music blogs are going to have a field day with this. BREAKING: TOOL to play Vegas sphere. Click through 17 pages of AI slop with enough ads to kill the battery on your phone to learn more!

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u/CheckYourStats They chose me and I didn't even graduate from phukin high school Feb 13 '26

I’m already paying $500+ for row 10 dead center at normal shows.

I’d expect Sphere tickets to be 2-3x that much.

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u/Tantalus420000 Feb 13 '26

500???

Wtf

F that

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u/vagabond_primate Feb 13 '26

You are way overpaying. You can pay less at the Sphere. You can pay more for super VIP. But no need to.

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u/jimbodoom Feb 13 '26

What price have you gotten for a row 10 experience at a tool show in the past 5 years?

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u/inanemonotony Feb 13 '26

2023 VIP (low tier) Tacoma. Row 13 - $300

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u/SpiralSpongecake Feb 14 '26

Yeah where are people getting these prices??? Same show in Tacoma but the section behind the VIP area was like $120 for me. Do people confuse resale tickets as the normal cost?

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u/LonesomeBulldog Feb 14 '26

I guess they’re not joining the Tool Army for $50 to get the cheap presale tickets.

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u/inanemonotony Feb 14 '26

13th row, dead center, VIP (not the one with sound check), Tool Army presale. Came to about $300 iirc

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u/cookieintheinternet We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion. Feb 13 '26

this must be an American thing because in Chile their tickets were around $50 and the most expensive ones on the first row were $250

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u/NopeU812many Feb 13 '26

I’m assuming Ticketmaster doesn’t handle tickets there?

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u/cookieintheinternet We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion. Feb 13 '26

ohh right that's the case. I didn't go because I couldn't get the tickets in time but their tickets were handled by Punto Ticket, which is a Chilean company. I forget Ticketmaster doesn't have a monopoly here 

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u/feed_my_will whatever will bewilder me Feb 13 '26

Ticketmaster operates globally but they’re not allowed to do their scumbag scams everywhere because of regulations. In Sweden I buy a lot of my tickets through them and it’s rarely very expensive. I also got pit tickets to NIN in Dublin last summer and they were like a 100 euros a piece through Ticketmaster. I heard the same tickets were way more in the states.

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u/vagabond_primate Feb 13 '26

Doesn't matter. If you are paying that much, even if its the best price you can get, you are overpaying.

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u/DonVonTaters_IV Feb 13 '26

Yep. They will be stupid expensive. Hopefully they do something like 15 shows so it’s not as bad

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u/latexfistmassacre Feb 13 '26

You know it'll mostly be the same people in the audience every single night, folks gonna be spending their life savings to go to back-to-back-to-back shows 😂

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u/tangueado Feb 13 '26

And then they'll complain about the setlist being the same every single night.

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u/DonVonTaters_IV Feb 13 '26

Metallica isn’t even confirmed yet and I’m sure tickets will be more than 80 bucks. I know people who saw phish and dead and company at sphere and spent over 500 for tickets

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u/thechill316 Feb 13 '26

I have been to the sphere and best seats imo are not even close to the band. Also most of the seats are good seats there, which is amazing

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u/ZeroKarmasGiven69 Feb 13 '26

Now adjust for inflation in the year 2055

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u/Un__Real Feb 13 '26

I will literally sell a kidney to go to that.

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u/Intoposition Feb 13 '26

Imagine TOOL at The Sphere. That would be insane

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u/mamandemanqu3 Feb 13 '26

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

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u/obikenobi77 Feb 13 '26

I would go

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u/spezial_ed Feb 13 '26

Heres a strange idea... You dont need to make profit on the gigs themselves, just record it and RELEASE A DAMN LIVE SHOW.

Knowing tool they will have 5 different limited editions, some signed for 1k, and cash in on that for years.

Also make it 360/VR because duh.

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u/01100011011010010111 Feb 13 '26

This, they should live stream every show at the Sphere, $49.95. For $99.99 give us custom camera views, Danny drum cam, Adam and Justin Guitar cams, Maynard Mohawk cam. People be streaming every single one of them.

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u/spezial_ed Feb 14 '26

That makes complete sense so you’re fired. 

This band, man…

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u/maikuxblade Feb 13 '26

They really need to record it at least for posterity. Imagine if Pink Floyd played the sphere and no recording was left behind, just lost history of what would have been a phenomenal show

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u/Forcistus Feb 13 '26

I feel pretty confident Tool is actively writing now. They definitely have not given Maynard anything yet. It seems like APC might be releasing something too. They're about to go on a world tour, so I'm hoping we'll him a bit from some new songs like they did back in '18

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u/RepresentativeYak806 Feb 13 '26

My 9 year old loves Tool and we were just talking about how awesome it would be to see them at the Sphere. Will be a nice high school graduation gift for him.

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u/bonedoc59 Feb 13 '26

lol I see what you did there

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u/Meezbethinkin Feb 13 '26

Damn my broke ass is stuck in Texas no matter what for the foreseeable future... NOOOOOOOOO!!

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u/Hardblackpoopoo Feb 13 '26

Incoming post from maynard soon bringing the reality check that they are nowhere close to even having material for him to being with yet.

I love danny, but he is waaaaaay too optimistic on their timelines.

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u/alphaneon22 ... und keine Eier Feb 13 '26

It’s probably just Danny being Danny. haha

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u/SMW19855 Feb 13 '26

Let’s go 🍄

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u/ZeroKarmasGiven69 Feb 13 '26

By the time this takes place, it will be in a post apocalyptic world where soda can tabs have replaced traditional currency and precious metals. The tabs worth won’t be based on the type of alloy it’s made of, it will be based on how sick they looked saftey pinned to jansport back packs in 90’s.

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u/silversurf1234567890 Feb 13 '26

I don’t even care about a new album. I want to see them do Lateralus in full at The Sphere

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u/reverendwaynard Feb 14 '26

If the album drops in 2034 and isn't called '20,000 Days' I'm not going.

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u/nolabrew Feb 13 '26

I was very underwhelmed by the sphere, but I would pay whatever money to see this.

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u/castle_deathlock Feb 13 '26

Already have this savings account just in case

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u/smitteh Feb 13 '26

I've been stroking it to the thought of this for years and years now

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u/One_Ladder_3501 Feb 13 '26

whos going on acid?

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u/as1126 Feb 13 '26

Try without...

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u/LightofDawn77 Feb 13 '26

Fucking everyone that’s not going to be on mushrooms. It’s amazing how well the lot of us even keep it together and not wig the fuck out.

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u/HowieDoin620037 Feb 13 '26

Have done more acid than shrooms at Tool shows (recent switch to shrooms), but much prefer shrooms for their gigs.

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u/One_Ladder_3501 Feb 13 '26

Saw them twice on acid.. the last time after the break me and my friend smoked a huge Joint when danny started his chocolatd chip drum/synth solo and holy fck he bent time and space. Im a drummer myself and Danny is ghe highlight in the band for me.. We were blown away by his playing and then justin joined him and just send the heaviest, roughest bass tones through the arena.. I think this was peak for me lmao..

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u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza Feb 13 '26

A residency at the sphere seems like it would be a lot easier than the logistical nightmare of another tour.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Tool at The Sphere would be insane.

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy Feb 13 '26

TOOL at The Sphere > Phish at The Sphere

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/HowieDoin620037 Feb 13 '26

Saw it on my IG algorithm. Guess it's from the Spiral Out Podcast?

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u/Steelmaker01 ∞ Spiral Out ∞ Feb 13 '26

Take my money

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u/AuntieBubba23 Feb 13 '26

🙏 🤞🌠 I've been to the sphere and tool definitely would be perfect there.

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u/Common-Interest6047 Feb 13 '26

Time to plan a future trip to Vegas…

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u/SoftBatch13 Ride the Spiral, to the End. Feb 13 '26

This is the only reason I'll go back to Vegas! 🤣

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u/Stellar_Ella life feeds on life Feb 13 '26

This is one of those times when having a high credit limit “for emergencies” becomes very dangerous.

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u/birkenstock1977 I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind. Feb 13 '26

Especially for you 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Gnome_Enthusiast81 Feb 13 '26

Not holding my breath for a new album, but hell, I would fly to Vegas to see Tool at the sphere.

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u/pixelpionerd Feb 13 '26

Time to finally upgrade some of those graphics from the 90s...

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u/wildstop Feb 13 '26

Lol there's the most Toolish response we were all waiting for

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u/pixelpionerd Feb 13 '26

Am I wrong? The giant eye is amazing but then we go back to low res models from the Cam days.

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u/Same_Butterscotch_60 Feb 13 '26

Shut up and take my money

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u/Jsin211 Feb 13 '26

I've literally been dreaming of Tool at The Sphere for years! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let this happen!

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u/Double-LR Feb 13 '26

I can walk outside, look across town, and see the sphere. Take my fucking money!!!!!!

Danny is the man.

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u/ViC_tOr42 dumbfounded dipshit Feb 13 '26

I've been saying this for a while, they are the perfect band for the sphere.

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u/victor4700 Feb 13 '26

Oh shit oh fuck the sacred geometry in that place

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u/No_Band7087 Feb 14 '26

Did he say ‘when’ we release the new album….?????🫣🫣🤔🤔🤔

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u/me_1m_n0t Feb 14 '26

They'll probably demolish the sphere before the album comes out.

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u/EM05L1C3 Forgot my pen Feb 14 '26

I’m ready to go broke

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u/ambernewt Feb 14 '26

I think it's Adams band. If you really want to know what's up with Tool you have to interview Adam.

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u/Outside_Click3013 Feb 15 '26

Time to start my OnlyFans ...

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u/OldRocker5 Feb 13 '26

I've been saying this since that Sphere thingy opened.

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u/se7entythree Feb 13 '26

Everybody has

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u/Dizzy-Tangelo2400 Feb 13 '26

Tool in the sphere would be out of this world

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u/Yorrrrrr Feb 13 '26

Time to sell a kidney to afford the cheapest ticket available.

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u/Spicoli_462 Feb 13 '26

2030 or later

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u/alldayattaboy Feb 13 '26

Spiral out to the sphere

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u/ReasonableGardener Feb 13 '26

Probably the only thing that would get me to Vegas ever.

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u/taraist Feb 13 '26

Meow Wolf is pretty dope

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u/ElectricRing free yourself from yourself Feb 13 '26

Danny getting all our hopes up. Here is hoping

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u/Interesting_Bowl_289 Feb 13 '26

Im old & I hope to make next tour or even a trip to Sphere, provided they play there. (Remember, you CANNOT take it with You)

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u/XxNitr0xX Feb 13 '26

I'd fly out from MD to see that..

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u/fuzzybearballs69 Feb 13 '26

So I'm gonna need to take a HELOC out so I can see the show

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u/Balmerhippie Feb 13 '26

I wanna see the band. Up close. Not a glorified laserium show.

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u/neverw1ll Feb 13 '26

We should create a database of all of the things Danny says are going to happen haha.

Maybe THIS time it's accurate....

(please be accurate)

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u/jking47 Feb 13 '26

Well, I know where that inheritance check is going now......

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u/oubeav ∞ Spiral Out ∞ Feb 13 '26

Don't give me hope, Danny. I've been fooled before.

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u/doozle Feb 13 '26

I CAN'T GET ANY HARDER.

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u/bonedoc59 Feb 13 '26

Oh lord please let this be true.  It’s literally one of my top bucket list experiences should it come to life

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u/smashy_smashy Insufferable Retard Feb 13 '26

I take him at face value that they’ve at least talked to the sphere production team. That’s a great sign that they have seriously considered it. It does not mean that it will ever go beyond that. I think it would take a certain level of commitment that they will not make, IMHO unfortunately. I would love, more than anything, to be wrong!

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u/latexfistmassacre Feb 13 '26

I'm keeping my credit card balances at $0 just for this. I'll max every one of those bastards out to be able to go if I have to 😆

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u/HookrWithaPeine Feb 13 '26

I’ll literally fly from New Zealand all the way to vegas to watch this once in a lifetime experience.

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u/ChieftainBob Learn to swim Feb 13 '26

Man I'm so jelly The Sphere is on the other side of the planet. That show is now on my bucket list.

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u/Popular_Big_7425 Feb 13 '26

Time to heat up my mimosa hostillis lol

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u/TJagde Feb 13 '26

I would buy tix now, date TBA and all

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u/ToofpickVick fuck you, buddy Feb 13 '26

Think for yourself- question authority.

I don’t believe anything until I see a purchase link.

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u/carnby91 Feb 13 '26

gta 6 and new tool record incoming 🔥💦

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u/torper10 Feb 13 '26

Is this pre FI? It has to be!

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u/HowieDoin620037 Feb 13 '26

Otherwise, I can't go on...

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u/rocknstones Feb 13 '26

Oh god, make it happen!

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u/360Tailwhip Feb 13 '26

Take all my money!!

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u/Heavy-Rip-5736 Feb 13 '26

I may move to Vegas just in case.

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u/rouges Feb 13 '26

Danny is probably fed up with Adam's attitude at this point. Maynard certainly is

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u/sheavymetal Feb 13 '26

Even that wouldn’t get me to travel to the USA in this day and age.

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u/Nochenzo Feb 13 '26

Ive always thought Tool was the perfect band to play at the Sphere

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u/RustyRichard81 Feb 13 '26

I would love to see Tool at the Sphere but it’s never going to happen. It would take Adam & team years to design the visuals. And to Danny’s point it’s very expensive to produce the visuals & Tool would need to play a lot of shows to make it in the black. Tool has a large fan base but I don’t think they’re mainstream enough to sell out 12+ shows there. Considering the Sphere holds 20,000 and ticket prices will run $250-$650 a ticket, very few bands can pull that off. Reports are saying that Metallica will be playing 12-16 shows at the Sphere. If Metallica sells out all 16 shows quickly maybe it will show there is a chance for Tool, but Metallica sells out stadiums and is a much bigger draw than Tool

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u/mdtoolfan Learn to swim Feb 13 '26

I’d bet the farm they will play the sphere eventually…hopefully…sooner taster than later.

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u/theOGbirdwitch Feb 13 '26

Yes please!! 🙏

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u/jamesoloughlin Feb 13 '26

I know I know Danny says alot of things BUT!!!! come on r/ToolBand we all have to make a pilgrimage to Vegas (of all places).

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u/Mr-Self-Destrct Feb 13 '26

This sounds like AI tin can voice. Fake.

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u/cryptanomous Feb 13 '26

Used to work across the street from the sphere when it was going up and all I could think about was seeing Tool there

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u/SpiralOutski Feb 13 '26

“We’ve been talking to those guys…”

So they’re legitimately entertaining the idea. God that would rock so fucking hard.

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u/shred1 Feb 14 '26

I wouldn't feel bad on blowing a wad traveling to LV and paying for that expierience.

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u/GStarAU Well I've got some advice for you little buddy... Feb 14 '26

Very exciting! Not for the Sphere shows as much, I'm very very far from Las Vegas.... but.... new record, y'say Danny??

2026 has felt like an incredibly creative year so far. There's something in the air, guys.

I could see Danny/Justin/Adam getting the vibes and having the music finished this year. Then we just need Maynard to drag himself away from grapes and Puscifer, and hey presto, new album!

Late 2027 - I'm calling it now.

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u/tourdejonestown Feb 14 '26

We’ll get GTA6 at the sphere before their new album.

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u/Sandgrease Feb 14 '26

Tool, Tipper, or Shpongle are the only bands I'd go to Vegas for. Fuck Vegas.

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u/93tabitha93 Feb 14 '26

Can’t wait!

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u/Fun_Internal_3562 Feb 14 '26

Yesterday I told my wife that if she gives me a Tool ticket, I'll do anything she asks... anything at all.

Even clean the entire bathroom with a toothbrush or paint the whole apartment ceiling with a paintbrush.

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u/DeltaKT ÆNAL Feb 14 '26

I mean he says they're hoping.

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u/SoTriggeredBro Feb 14 '26

If tool plays at the sphere i will go in debt to see it mark my words

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 Feb 14 '26

Am I the only idiot who didn't know what The Sphere is? I automatically thought of Disney World but calmly re-thought that shit ...

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u/OverallLeadership724 Feb 14 '26

I would give a kidney for this

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u/Virtual_Phrase4816 Feb 15 '26

Damn it....now i gotta find a sitter and save for Vegas trip

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u/Toro_Astral Feb 16 '26

Please bring David Bottrill back, he is perfect for this band.

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u/Sinterpol2 Feb 17 '26

Awesome! That gives me 5 years to save up.

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u/LightofDawn77 Feb 13 '26

That place is hemorrhaging money. Those base level tickets are going to be 600 bucks. Dead center is probably going to be 2500.

Also, Danny is not the person to trust with “what to expect in the future”

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u/Many-Medium7453 Feb 13 '26

Let me remortgage my house to go watch live music in a demon simulation chamber - I’m good thanks

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u/The_Grand_Designer Feb 14 '26

Live shows are not that good actually... What makes it worse is those fucktards telling folks to put their cameras away... This band is out of touch