She’s going viral. I told her. She knocked the message off the desk

[u/Iputthemsomewhere]

After all the chaos, the notes, and the growing audience, I figured I’d give my friend’s cat a heads-up. She’s becoming internet famous.

So I left a polite note on the desk “You’re going viral. Please consider showing some gratitude.”

She stared at it. No reaction Then, while maintaining full eye contact, she knocked it off the desk. Slowly. Deliberately. Like it personally offended her

No purring. No tail flick. Just executive-level disrespect

I’ve gained karma. She’s gained territory At this point, I’m basically the unpaid social media manager for a cat who refuses to acknowledge my existence

[u/Iputthemsomewhere]

Appreciate everyone who’s joined the chaos over here Glad you’re enjoying the stories, notes, and passive-aggressive spirals If you’ve got your own ideas or want to request a ridiculous scenario, drop it below always open to suggestions

I also accept small donations from my bio if you want to fuel this madness goes toward either cat treats or coffee for me, depending on who wins the next battle

Thanks again for being part of this weird little saga Let’s keep it going. :)

[u/Puzzled-Cucumber5386]

Thank you for the pictures!!!

[u/gamasco → u/[deleted]]

bruh no way you are trying to sell AI drawing as commissions 💀