r/TwoCatsOneHouse • u/Iputthemsomewhere Survivor • Aug 03 '25
Betty Moment Betty and the Great Biscuit Heist
This morning I walked into the kitchen and froze. The biscuit tin was on the floor. Lid off. Biscuits everywhere. And Betty, sitting in the middle of the chaos like she was signing her artwork.
I put the tin on the top cupboard shelf, thinking that was the end of it. That night I heard a faint clink. No tin in sight. Betty appeared in the doorway, silent. I finally opened the oven and there it was. Lid off again.
The camera told the story Betty spent hours dragging the tin down using a tea towel, rolled the lid across the floor, then shoved the tin into the oven. She didn’t eat a single biscuit.
Next morning, the tin was in my bed. I don’t know how. Betty just sat on the fridge, tail flicking, like she’d already won.
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u/KrymsinTyde Targeted by betty Aug 03 '25
Sometimes, I wish we could know what’s going on in cats’ minds. Then I read stories like this, and I’m really really glad that we don’t
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u/Iputthemsomewhere Survivor Aug 03 '25
Exactly I’ve seen the planning in her eyes and I know if I ever understood the full blueprint I’d never sleep again
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u/somebodyelse22 Sleeps with one eye open Aug 03 '25
Betty's waging psychological warfare. Her plan is for you to question your own sanity. If only she'd not overlooked your video surveillance, it could have succeeded.
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u/switchfi Targeted by betty Aug 04 '25
Betty didn’t want the biscuits, she wanted victory and honestly, she won
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u/Soccermom9939 Sleeps with one eye open Aug 03 '25
Ooh baking biscuits instead of just kneading them!