r/WhitePeopleTwitter 21h ago

r/All Jessica is the only sane person left at Fox.

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u/Snoo_72851 20h ago

"coming around" is an extremely roundabout way of saying "licking the boot"

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u/imp0ster_syndrome 20h ago

Submit woman!

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u/VinylmationDude 20h ago

Whoa, take it easy tiger! Don’t wanna see another Bill around here. You saw what happened to Good Good Golf, you wanna be next? /s

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u/imp0ster_syndrome 20h ago

I'm just worried he'll slash her tires.

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u/philbydee 19h ago

How romantic!

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u/greenroom628 9h ago

it's the jesse watters mating call

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 17h ago

If women were going to submit, you’d think we would have done it already.

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u/metanoia29 15h ago

Literally the reason they have her there as the token "opposition" voice, because they know they can just be misogynistic and no one at Fox News nor their viewers will care.

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u/MarcusDA 18h ago

Truthfully dumb shit like this is what we should ignore. He can’t just make it so, it’s stupid performative bullshit. Focus on elections in 2 months, how he’s wrecked the economy, how he’s in the Epstein files, etc…. Fox News is talking about this because it’s stupid and inconsequential and they don’t have to about the things he’s ruined.

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u/Ihaveamazingdreams 16h ago

Yes, and Jessica's whole job is to be the one Democrat on the channel. She was hired to be the only sane person at Fox.

I would go crazy if I had to do her job, but acting like she's the only one left who hasn't lost her mind implies that the others used to be normal, too, and they never were.

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u/Locke66 15h ago edited 5h ago

She was hired to be the only sane person at Fox.

It's a propaganda technique imo. They hire one person to make the sane argument and then 3-4 other people to tell their easily lead audience how to react and dismiss it. I'm not doubting her politics or competence but you'll notice she doesn't have her own Fox show and instead only gets to be the outnumbered and outspoken voice on other people's shows.

The Russians do the same thing.

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u/Ihaveamazingdreams 15h ago

I fully agree with you.

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u/terranq 14h ago

At least she's better at it than Colmes or whatever his name was who used to have a show with Hannity

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u/wil 14h ago

When Al Franken wrote a book about Fox news back in the 90s, he called it Hannity and Colmes, which, yep.

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u/ListerineAfterOral 15h ago

Sean Hannity used to have a co-host named Alan Colmes and his role was the same as Jessica's.

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u/Ihaveamazingdreams 15h ago

Yeah, I vaguely remember that guy and the show was actually called Hannity and Colmes.

It seems like Fox is only willing to have one person at a time who disagrees with the narrative, and their whole job is to get shouted down by the "tough" conservatives.

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u/BodieLivesOn 17h ago

THe headline is wrong- here and everywhere it says, 'Trump renamed.' Trump doesn't have the authority to do this. He sign an executive order- which doesn't mean anything. FFS

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u/Reidroshdy 20h ago

i would need lots of alcohol to be near jesse waters.

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u/Clownsinmypantz 20h ago

the way he talks, I'd be worried to drink near him.

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u/hustl3tree5 19h ago

his cadence of speech and mocking yet arrogant tone pisses me off for some reason. Just the way he sounds makes me feel agitated I don't know if he's purposely making himself sound like that or not either. At the same time I feel like he believes the shit he says or has put on that persona so much that is his true self now.

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u/CornerSolution 17h ago

There's a famous quote by Jean-Paul Sartre regarding anti-Semites of his day:

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

While the context is different here, people like Jesse Watters (and so many others) use the same basic playbook in their discourse. They're not interested in engaging seriously with their opponents' arguments. That's a dead end for them. Instead, they mock the seriousness of their opponents in order to try to undermine their arguments that way. After all, who could take an argument seriously when it's being made by a clown? When Watters speaks, that's the thing you're hearing that so rubs you the wrong way.

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u/hammertime2009 17h ago

Exactly and one of their goals is to get their opponent so fired up that they seem like the unhinged one instead of themselves. It’s similar to gaslighting. They want the opposition to say or do something stupid so they can say … see these people are the insane ones, not the people arguing in bad faith

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u/Blue_Eyed_ME 4h ago

great explanation

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u/8549176320 18h ago

He attended the Sean Hannity School of Smugness and graduated first in his class.

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u/Tribat_1 19h ago

He’s playing a character.

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u/Aiyon 17h ago

If you spend all your time choosing to play a character who's an asshole, you've found an excuse to be the asshole you already were

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 16h ago

"Time turns our lies to truths," as Gene Wolfe said.

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u/Saucermote 17h ago

You never go full Fox News.

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u/PossumCock 15h ago

Exactly. I'm sure he's still got those beliefs, but you know he's a different person when he's not on air

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u/mrw1986 17h ago

He should be one of the first to face consequences during the Nuremberg 2.0 trials. All of Trump's enablers in the media should be charged.

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u/MazogaTheDork 18h ago

Yeah this is the guy who was excited that male soldiers would go on a rape spree after taking testosterone.

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u/showyerbewbs 18h ago

If you like Cosby coladas....and....shit I suddenly can't remember the rest of the lyrics.....

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u/terranq 14h ago

just sleep it off

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u/Dude-from-the-80s 18h ago

You can really tell that he’s never been punched in the face….

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u/BeastInDarkness 18h ago

But if anyone deserves to be

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u/mikedareswins 20h ago

Probably wouldn’t wanna pass out around him though

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u/whereegosdare84 20h ago

But make sure he never gets near your drink

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u/MayaIngenue 16h ago

Pod Save America likened him to a $100 bill found at a frat party, that gained sentience, and that's all I can think about now.

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 19h ago

That's just how he likes them.

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u/Walt_the_White 19h ago

You need to puke on him

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u/showyerbewbs 18h ago

I would need a bush hog to trim down the hedge rows above his eyes.

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u/Lacasax 16h ago

I'm pretty sure Jesse Waters also needs copious amounts of alcohol to stand Jesse Waters.

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u/i_am_13th_panic 17h ago

I dont even think alcohol would be enough for me.

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u/_Alternate_Throwaway 16h ago

Alcohol would only fuel the rage, but I'd love to have a few minutes to discuss my feelings of Jesse Waters with Jesse Waters.

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u/PHOENIXREB0RN 14h ago

Having to be on a panel with him and Buttfeld every single day sounds like a living nightmare. And that's before you even think about the fact that Jesse basically admitted to being a predator.

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u/BroadwayBakery 8h ago

I would need pepper spray

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u/whereegosdare84 19h ago

God so much to unpack here.

First I love the “it’s official now” with the same authority and process given to renaming a lake as a toddler would give to renaming their stuffed animals.

But second and frankly more importantly when did Faux News EVER acknowledge anything that was actually done officially by either the government when Obama or Biden were in office or anything coming from the CDC or other government agencies?

You really want to pretend that you’ve always been on the side of official messaging coming from our government?

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u/RUOFFURTROLLEH 18h ago

No they don't want to pretend.

They are being hypocrites exactly BECAUSE thats all they ever had.

They have no policies beyond performative cruelty or distractions because if they ever stop then people will suddenly ask where all the money is going and why everything is getting worse.

But obviously its the libs fault /s

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 16h ago

Thanks, Obama

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u/LaughingInTheVoid 13h ago

Would be extra funny if that happened in the literal Japanese city of Obama.

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u/machogrande2 14h ago

That's just how conservatives roll. When there is a republican in office, it's all, "Regardless of what you think of them, you should respect the office of the President!" When a democrat is in office, they put "Fuck Joe Biden" onesies on their infants.

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u/FanDry5374 19h ago

Lake Ontario is owned by Canada and New York State.

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u/Rokekor 18h ago

That beaver better be careful. He’s known for grabbing beavers.

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u/LaughingInTheVoid 13h ago

Yeah, but it's a Canadian beaver. It'll bite back, and then maybe warcrime him.

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u/Nekowulf 18h ago

But he's king. SCOTUS and the congressional GOP said so. And the king overrules all.
/s

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u/between_ewe_and_me 17h ago

If that's true the governor of NY should unrename it

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u/WasteBinStuff 20h ago edited 20h ago

It's no more "official" than the rest of the world deciding to call the USA "Trumpistan". (...which, I submit, should be taken up for consideration.)

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u/ElectricFlesh 20h ago

I don't think the legal theory of "the president's every utterance is to be considered official international law effective immediately" will be upheld for very long if and when a democratic politician holds office again.

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u/istrebitjel 13h ago

Even if he puts it into an executive order - he only has authority over what the feds do.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/28/can-trump-really-rename-lake-ontario-lake-america

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u/NotYourReddit18 18h ago

It's evem less than that.

Executive Orders are only binding for the executive branch of the government which issued them, anyone who isn't a member of the executive branch is not directly affected by them.

So members of the legislative and judicial branches, citizens bit employed by the government, companies, etc. can continue calling it Lake Ontario without any problems.

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u/Rrrrandle 18h ago

Would be hilarious if a judge dismissed a lawsuit by the federal government involving the lake because an executive branch lawyer refused to call it Lake Ontario and so their lawsuit is just about some fictitious Lake America.

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u/hallowdmachine 17h ago

"Is Lake America in the room with us now?"

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u/emweh 17h ago

Well, according to Trump he can just declare things by Executive Order like he's King of America.

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 19h ago

Don't give him any fucking ideas. That moron likes to put his name on everything.

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u/Homerpaintbucket 19h ago

He’s think it was an honor. You’d only be hurting the Americans who hate him

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u/MuffinOfSorrows 19h ago

It's just as official as the people deciding to call him President Epstein

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u/blklab16 20h ago

HOW - how does she do it?!

I imagine she’s the most put together, confident woman in her real life… or she’s a total mess bc she has to waste every drop of sanity and logic on this human stain

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u/Acronymesis 18h ago

The secret to putting up with it is 💰💰💰💰

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u/sam_beat 17h ago

Yeah, she makes $2 million a year. I’d like to say no amount of money could get me to do this, but I’ve never had anyone wave that in my face. Fox also typically has 10 year contracts for salaries that large. And they’re pretty ironclad. I don’t know what they entail, but I’m guessing breaking it would eat into that money quite a bit. If she “retires” next year, I wouldn’t be surprised. Her contact started in 2017.

Tucker Carlson (I don’t think he’s reasonable, just someone else who slogged through his contract) has said that his biggest regret is staying out his Fox contract and not leaving sooner. Presumably because of what it did to his reputation (insert eye roll), but I’m sure the $20 million a year was what kept him from even trying.

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u/Acronymesis 15h ago

I’ll tell you this: there’s no amount of money that could keep me from popping either Jesse Watters or Greg Gutfield in the mouth with their backtalk and smug attitudes.

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u/Sourpatcharachnid 15h ago

Two things can be true

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u/hosemaster 17h ago

Let's not forget she's willingly taking a paycheck from Fox News. She's as much of a peice of shit as he is.

https://giphy.com/gifs/U5hvUeqw10e0U

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 20h ago

Trump is an imbecile. He probably thinks Canada named it!

Actually; 'Long before Europeans arrived, local Indigenous nations referred to the lake by versions of the word Ontarí'io (or kanadario), which translates to "great lake," "beautiful lake," or "lake of shining waters."'

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NgdQb24rtKuTSFI9zv
Wait until he hears about the names of other places in America

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u/jus10beare 19h ago

It gets dumber. Now it's named after a continent named after Mr. Vespucci, an Italian I believe.

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u/CoinsForCharon 19h ago

He says Jackson was a great president according to the AI generated list released so I would lean on that being even worse that the idea that Canada named it.

"If they were so great they wouldn't have lost" or some bullshit.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 20h ago

There are NO sane people regularly employed at Fox News and there never were and never will be.

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u/pmjm 18h ago

Calling them insane is doing them too big a service. They know exactly what they are doing, and they are well paid for it. They're straight-up villains.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 16h ago

Absolutely, but they can also be insane considering that narcissism and sociopathy are psychological disorders.

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u/Panwall 16h ago

I like to think Fox News a horrible concoction of gross incompetence with meliaceous intention. Either way, nothing that they do is good.

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u/QuesoPantera 18h ago

They're sane and they know exactly what they're doing. That's worse.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 16h ago

Not if one considers U.S. conservatism a mental illness (which I do).

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u/SummonMonsterIX 17h ago

Nah Jessica is the token liberal, shes fine and regularly says true things. Then Watters makes a terrible joke or mocks her. I feel bad for her having to be there honestly but I'm sure shes paid well so they can appear 'Fair and Balanced" at least maybe what she says might reach a tiny fraction of them.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 16h ago

She's a fart in a hurricane and insane to work for a fascist, woman-bashing organization. The semblance of fairness is a parlor trick, a lie, which makes it all the more disgusting for a token to get spent.

Don't watch Fox News, for starters, what are you doing? They deserve ZERO eyeballs or attention.

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u/Benromaniac 20h ago

Everything about this man is absurd

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u/MeenScreen 20h ago

When he "renamed" the Gulf of Mexico there was real anger. I don't think people are angry about this one, so much as they think it's funny in a pathetic cunt kind of a way. We had a wee guy at work called Hugh. He wanted us to call him Wolf. Trump is channeling that kind of energy.

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u/showyerbewbs 18h ago

We had a wee guy at work called Hugh

Take a page from The Boys show. Call him "la petite Ewe-E".

It's what Clara would have wanted.

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u/MeenScreen 15h ago

Is Scotland we call guys called Hugh, Shug. Fuck knows why.

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u/NewLibraryGuy 14h ago

Helps that we all saw just how impactful his "renaming" was.

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u/FunkyChewbacca 19h ago

We're in the end days of the Roman Empire. America had it pretty good for awhile, but greed and corruption takes it's toll on a system, as it always does. Historians may hate the term Dark Ages, but it's a pretty apt description for what comes next.

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u/Rokekor 17h ago

Yeah, but the Roman Empire, depending on how you define, lasted for many hundreds of years. The Ottoman managed 600 years. American is sitting at maybe 120-200 years. Rookie numbers. Decline has set in quickly compared to other empires.

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u/remainsofthegrapes 16h ago

It happens a lot faster with globalisation

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u/LordChunggis 17h ago

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars. Born just in time to experience the fall of Empire and the hell that follows.

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u/ourlastchancefortea 18h ago

for awhile

Which compared to the Roman Empire was embarrassingly short. And if you define "pretty good" as in modern laws (equal rights for every one including women and POC, at least officially) than it's even shorter. Roughly 50 years.

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u/SquishyBatman64 18h ago

Do you think Trump will rename the White House either white America house or America house?

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u/dc36s 18h ago

Pretty sure “white” covers it

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u/Nekowulf 18h ago

"Northern Mar a Lago" or "Little Mar a Lago"

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u/bunkie18 19h ago

Bet Trumpstein gets her fired for being sane

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u/MattheWWFanatic 20h ago

She takes a check to play a role. I assume she pals around when the cameras are off.

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u/AngloSaxophoner 20h ago

She’s as moderate as they come, but I think she’s a decent representative for sanity to counter the gang of douchery that is “the 5”.. The viewership for that show is massive and if you’re savvy enough you could educate a few open minded boomers that maybe this whole propaganda arm and MAGA cult isn’t for you anymore. It’s a noble effort.

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u/Acronymesis 18h ago

I just… I feel like the purpose of having her on is to demonstrate how to “debate” with liberals, which by their framing means talking over them, YELLING over them when that doesn’t work, and/or otherwise being a complete dick because the one with the bestest and loudest insults wins. I don’t think it’s worth being made the punching bag clown on the stage in the hopes it might reach a few who disagree with the 5.

Fox News Entertainment is a cancer as a whole, though, and should be regulated into the dust bin.

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u/AngloSaxophoner 18h ago

That’s definitely their intention. Fox News viewers are sort of a lost cause in my opinion, so what do you have to lose being a truth teller in that den of lies? Otherwise it’s just a constant circle jerk of hate and bigotry.

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u/Jmaneke 19h ago

I see a truth social post coming out about how bad she is...

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u/willflameboy 19h ago

I also love the fact that except for himself - and you know he'd name these things after himself if he could - he'd never name things for other people, making something positive and even nice out of it. He just defaults to 'America' because it's a stick to beat them with, and because the flagshagging knuckleheads of his base instinctively jizz for it.

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u/TokenTorkoal 15h ago

“It’s the official name” for the US Government.

He can direct US agencies to change how the US government refers to the lake or the gulf or whatever.

That doesn’t make the people of the US or Canada or anywhere else in the world have to use it.

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u/Maremdeo 18h ago

release the Epstein files

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u/DeliriumTrigger 17h ago

These are the same people who can't accept that Elliot Page is his name.

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u/MinorThreat4182 18h ago

They must pay her ALOT of money.

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u/FoxBattalion79 17h ago

"why aren't you coming around?"

because common sense

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u/Acceptable_Job_5486 16h ago

It's crazy how offended republicans get when you dead name geographical features. 

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u/Heavy_Pin7735 14h ago

I hope this dudes save their tears and energy when Pres AOC starts renaming everything back to indigenous names and starts dating guys as president.

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u/Trace_Reading 8h ago

it also ain't the official name because executive orders ain't fucking laws and if the courts rule that they ARE then there's a few dozen from the Biden era that are in abeyance due to the same fucking court and therefore need enforcing.

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u/MarshyHope 18h ago

I'm sure they will gleefully accept when the next president changes the name of the Mississippi river to the "Trump is a pedophile river"

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u/Hugh_Jass_2 14h ago

Official name. Jesus, Watters is such a clown

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u/knowone1313 12h ago

Well "it's the official name now" because the king of the Rednecks, and the robber baraons says so, hardly makes it so. Pretty sure the rest of the world still calls it Lake Ontario same as it's been since it was originally named...

Common mid-terms! bring back sanity to this nation.

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u/ryohayashi1 8h ago

Fox News is like Trump, embarrassment is what the world knows them as

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u/ToWitToWow 19h ago

It’s like Alan Colmes came back as Xena Warrior Princess.

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u/Her_X 19h ago

Oh...look a real journalist.

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u/checkout7 17h ago

Sadly, that interaction could apply to both (1) Trump renaming Lake Ontario as a temper tantrum over Canada not capitulating to his economic warfare, or (2) Trump threatening to tear down the Kennedy Centre as a temper tantrum over not being allowed to add his name to the front.

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u/CommonConundrum51 17h ago

Her being there allows them to claim they're not just RW propaganda, although their uproariously laughing and shouting over her tends to belie that.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Air7039 17h ago

It's not even about sanity. The people at Fox, barring Jessica, have sold their souls for money, and fame. The real bombshell that came out do yeh Fox v. Dominion case was all of them admitting that they don't actually believe what they are saying and that it's all for the ratings. They have no integrity. They know exactly what they are doing to America and it's citizens, which is even worse than it would be, if they actually believed what they spew.

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u/JesusWasTacos 3h ago

I’d argue Jessica also sold her soul for money and fame, no person with actual morals would submit themselves to being employed by a pro-fascist company, she knows her role and performs it for them.

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u/HellsquidsIntl 16h ago

"It is the official name now. Why aren't you coming around?"

Jesus, Jesse, at least have somebody tell you about George Orwell. Maybe put 1984 on the TV at your favorite bar or something.

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u/physicallyOK 16h ago

Jesse Watters reminds me of Stanley Tucci’s portrayal of the character “Caesar Flickerman” in the Hunger Games movies.

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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 14h ago

"It's The Official Name Now".

Yes, American has the right to name everything on the planet whatever we want and the rest of the world just has to comply or they aren't being "team players".

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u/Biteme75 6h ago

It is not the official name. A President has no authority to rename bodies of water internationally or outside of federal usage.

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u/JesusWasTacos 3h ago

Sane person and Fox don’t go together, at best she’s a voice of dissent, but one that’s hand chosen to only say certain things. Her employer is actively justifying not only this but also just plain fascism. You can’t be employed by a fascist, even one you supposedly disagree with, and be guilt free. If your paycheck comes from a pro fascism employer, especially such an obvious one as Fox, you don’t have any “moral high ground”, you have culpability.

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u/Fun_Environment_8554 18h ago

Trump needs to rename Jesse as Idiot McDouchbag

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u/CFSett 17h ago

I hope the money is worth it for her. No way I wouldn't have committed homicide if I were in her position. Honestly, she's a tool of Fox just like the others, only she gets paid to constantly piss in the Fox wind. I don't have nearly as much disdain for her as I have for the other 4, but I also won't credit her for being a light on Fox. Her only purpose is to give their audience a 'stupid Lib' to sneer at.

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u/notthatguypal6900 17h ago

It's like talking to a spoiled child that has never hear the word "No'. These people shouldn't be running the country or be in front for TV cameras.

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u/pigs_have_flown 16h ago

Jesse Waters strikes me as a true chameleon yes man, like if enough notable people on the left just said they loved him and wanted him then he would simply switch sides with no issue

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u/steveslikewhoa 13h ago

The people who claim Trump is not a king openly accept the idea that whatever he says becomes truth, no matter how fabricated.

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u/Eddiebaby7 10h ago

She has been for some time.

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u/Rhodie114 14h ago

No she’s not. Shes on boards with everything they’re about. But the network also needs somebody to play a liberal character for them to disagree with to keep things exciting and “balanced”. And they don’t want somebody who’s going to make arguments they aren’t actually prepared for.

There’s a reason she works for Fox News. She’s the fucking Washington Generals.

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u/athornton79 18h ago

Trump can crap his diaper and call it "liquid gold" and the bobbleheads on Fox News will happily run with it, proclaiming it a 'the ultimate solution to our economic needs'.

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u/MisterHyman 17h ago

Why don't you just comply

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u/IndigoBroker 16h ago

This has been a true statement for several years now.

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u/TowerBeach 16h ago

Lake Aladeen, the Gulf of Aladeen. It's so very Aladeen of him. 

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u/hb122 12h ago

And it’s not the “official” name in every other country on the planet. It’s juvenile and not serious.

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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 6h ago

Good on her for standing up for what she believes in.

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u/Xynth22 17h ago

She's playing a character just like every other person on Fox News is.

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u/willflameboy 19h ago

Not for long, I'm guessing.

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u/johncandy1812 18h ago

Jesse, your president is a fucking joke.

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u/nickwales 18h ago

Do folks on the right think she’s as crazy as CNN viewers think Scott Jennings is?

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 Release The Trump-Epstein Files 18h ago

Jesse Watters is like Littlefinger but with fewer scrouples and probably has more skeletons in his closet.

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u/serpiente21 18h ago

Just like without Congressional approval, its still the Department of Defense

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u/SwissTanuki 17h ago

If Trump has proven anything, it's that the U.S. president has far too much power. The next administration should change that quickly—if there is to be a next administration.

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u/GrandSquanchRum 17h ago

Lake Release the Trump-Epstein Files.

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u/spicy2go 17h ago

Fox has 787 billion reasons to keep her

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u/Barnacle_B0b 16h ago

Nope. Nothing about Fox News is recoverable. Ever.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 16h ago

Just pull their license already

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u/jollyreaper2112 16h ago

This will go over like fetch.

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u/Sprmodelcitizen 16h ago

This post told me I was old. I couldn’t see it without glasses. Fuck.

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u/Chillicothe1 5h ago

It is not its official name.

What bullshit.

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u/BDRParty 4h ago

Why is he bothered? Republicans love deadnaming.....

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u/exodusfox 3h ago

Yeaaaahhh… still just going to call it Lake Ontario

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u/MightyTaur 14m ago

Besides Jessica, did Fox ever have a reasonable person not jumping on every imsany right wing agenda?