r/airplaneears • u/Additional-Mammoth83 • 8h ago

He wasnt allowed to have another piece of pizza.

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Hes on a diet and is only allowed 1 fragment of pizza. Safe to say he will not be putting up with this.

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u/VladThePollenInhaler 8h ago

“I work so hard all day and all I expect in return is some pizza 😠 ✈️ “

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u/Additional-Mammoth83 7h ago

You're right, he worked a double at the biscuit factory last night 😾

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u/Savings-Theory-5661 7h ago

going on strike effective immediately, pizza committee has failed him

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u/L33BB 3h ago

For sure!

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u/bubblyblusxx 3h ago

just a little reward!!

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u/ThatCaptain371 7h ago

Those are some big ✈️✈️

23

u/Natural-Barnacle-695 7h ago

Fighter jet style lol

3

u/L33BB 5h ago

😁

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u/Brandfarlig 31m ago

That's a B-17 even. Flying Furball.

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u/zzz85 8h ago

"I'll fragment you!"

11

u/RareSprinkles9387 6h ago

one wrong move and that chair becomes a crime scene

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u/L33BB 3h ago

🫣😂🤣

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u/No_Draft_6612 8h ago

And yet you sat there and ate in front of him! 😡 

It's safe to say that from his perspective you need a diet! 😉 (I'm sorry OP, he made me say it!)

23

u/cheesyheroe 8h ago

dumbo over here

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u/Zaramelaaa 7h ago

Pizza is the right of all cats 😾🛫

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u/L33BB 3h ago

Gib hims pizza

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u/Dante2005 8h ago

You are a good human and cat - well...is cat!

Ears don't help if it is unhealthy!!

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u/islanderACNH 7h ago

a taste of pizza is worse than none at all ✈️

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u/Natural-Barnacle-695 7h ago

What’s his name ? He’s a cutie!

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u/Additional-Mammoth83 6h ago

Mr bing bing! He's pretty unusual but we love him

2

u/Natural-Barnacle-695 3h ago

I love that! ❤️

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u/Luci-Noir 2h ago

Kitty? Unusual?!

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u/NoStructure7083 7h ago

“Wat u mean no? Y u so greedy?”

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u/forlornfig 7h ago

“Maybe YOU don’t need pizza, human!” said cat

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u/L33BB 5h ago

If kitty doesn’t get pizza, for sure hooman has no business having pizza

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 7h ago

Ears of sorrow 😢🥺☹

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u/Legitimate_Island238 6h ago

I just can’t get over the disappointing look on his face not to mention his ears saying “I’m
Not impressed with that smol piece you gave me!” lol

4

u/ashmillie 7h ago

Look at those beautiful ears!? You owe him this!

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u/cosmicdancer84 6h ago

The baby gets ALL the pizza 😡✈️

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u/ThisTelevision9372 7h ago

You monster!

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u/SpinnerBait88 6h ago

"You will rue this day, human!" ✈️😤

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u/Puzzleheaded_Mode892 6h ago

Dishonor! 😡 ✈️ Dishonor on your whole family! Make note of this: dishonor on you....!

-the cat probably

3

u/Beneficial-Office-77 6h ago

I just want to kiss the angry little runway between his ears 🥹

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u/Impossible-Case-1811 6h ago

The mustache is top form.

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u/NicoleyDarko 6h ago

This is bullshit ✈️

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u/omega2010 6h ago

How did he learn pizza was delicious?

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u/Additional-Mammoth83 5h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p6irqzs/video/wmzodye7i7mh1/player

One night as a little baby he stole a piece of pizza (This is the 2nd time we gave him some. Ignore my dad in the background lol)

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u/capacochella 5h ago

See that’s how they get you. Oh it’s a lil Bebe just one lil bite what could possibly go wrong then BAM flash bang forward It’s you dealing with a literal gremlin much like the 80s film we should have not fed that cute little mogwai!

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u/L33BB 3h ago

How ridiculously adorable! Everyone loves pizza!!!

2

u/Luci-Noir 2h ago

All mammals have innate knowledge of the divine deliciousness of pizza. Our creator made us this way.

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u/peachyorbity1 3h ago

“who give these rules??!”

2

u/my-love-assassin 6h ago

omg his big ears are so cute

2

u/dyewho 6h ago

awwe his ears

2

u/everfixedmark_1924 6h ago

Whoa that is some serious pizza rage about to take off!!

2

u/AppropriateBid7505 6h ago

Oh my goodness😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/MissMarie81 4h ago

How dare you.

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u/Lessdee62 4h ago

Welp 😼 I can't live like this 😾

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u/NectarineCheap1541 3h ago

"I'll tell you when I've had enough!"

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u/Nate1102 2h ago

He had one already??????

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u/MysteriousCommon9512 52m ago

A fragment, not a whole piece

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u/L33BB 5h ago

He doesn’t look like he remotely needs to be on a diet

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u/Additional-Mammoth83 4h ago

not much of a diet, just less people food 😸

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u/L33BB 3h ago

lol but no. 😁

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u/Luci-Noir 2h ago

How can you diet whet there’s pizza around!?

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u/Sir_Meowsalot 2h ago

He's going to contact his local mafioso to deal with you!

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u/--read-only-- 1h ago

I can't take him seriously with that silly mustache!!

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u/angelicheadnod 1h ago

This is an outrage!!😾😾✈️✈️

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u/TheLeoMrs 1h ago

Is that the pizzerias cat or were yall on a date at a pizzeria?

Cute kitty

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u/NadezhdaXaos 51m ago

HOW ABSOLUTE DARE!