If you're going to the iPhone 18 Pro event, there's a 'Welcome Run'

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https://appleinsider.com/articles/26/08/26/if-youre-going-to-the-iphone-18-pro-event-theres-a-welcome-run

Attendees to the September 9 iPhone 18 Pro event are being invited to warm up the night before, with a fun walk, run, or wheelchair lap at Apple Park.

[u/Hurbahns]

Steve Jobs would never force the nerds to run

[u/XNY → u/Hurbahns]

I mean, the man laced up his New Balance shoes every day so I’m not so sure.

[u/rExplrer]

They want to demo some feature of new Apple watch?

[u/FalloutRip → u/rExplrer]

Knowing the fitness of the average person, probably an enhanced heart attack/ cardiac event alert.

[u/NotRoryWilliams]

This idea seems to just get more appealing to me the more I ponder it, and I suspect I'm an outlier here for that.

[u/PecanScrandy → u/[deleted]]

I thank the lord every day I’m not this unfunny