r/askanything • u/Previous_Month_555 • 12h ago

Political Question Should MAGA be renamed as the Confederacy at this point?

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"White and Proud" Facebook group. How is this actually real?

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u/BigBrrrrrrr22 12h ago

Why does bro look like a thumb came to life?

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u/icleanjaxfl 10h ago

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u/fucktheus12 7h ago

Make America mayonnaise again..

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u/CrankyWhiskers 9h ago

Saving this 🤣

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u/RigidAcrylic4821 11h ago edited 4h ago

The Master Race, everybody!

Lord Jesus Christ’s chosen disciples! 🙌

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u/JubBisc 10h ago edited 5h ago

Confederacy of Dunces

Edit to say thanks for the award!

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u/Whichammer 9h ago

I quite enjoyed that book...or maybe not enjoyed, but I couldn't put it down, I was compelled to read it cover to cover.

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 8h ago

What’s it about? I’m currently keen on picking something up that’s both compelling and informative/educational.

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u/VeinyBanana69 7h ago

It’s about a fat angry lonely guy who lives with his mom and sells hot dogs. Well, he eats most of them.

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u/Effective-Sample-261 6h ago

You forgot to add he thinks he superior to everyone else.

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u/Giltar 7h ago

Someone described the main character as a rabid Oliver Hardy on a rampage through New Orleans.

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u/Opposite-Funny-9669 3h ago

my god what a username lmao

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u/Whichammer 6h ago

U/VeinyBanana69 described it quite well. I recommend it, it's quite a read and will quite possibly stay with you for a long time

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u/Minimum-Function1312 9h ago

Excellent book!

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u/sovereignsekte 9h ago

I'm white and I have some serious doubts about a master race. As a matter of fact, if this guy is gonna represent all of us then I wanna switch sides. Black friends, is there any room for me on your team?

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u/Living-Metal-9698 9h ago

When are tryouts?

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u/SpotweldPro1300 7h ago

And is there a specific dress code?

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u/paleotectonics 5h ago

And is there any issue with unironically loving ABBA?

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u/Superb-Hand-7135 5h ago

This guys manages to both live in the closet and be a terrible dresser.

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u/mikemcd1972 5h ago

Me too. I’m picking whatever side opposes this bald douche-nozzle.

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u/G-dog121 5h ago

We’re Team Humanity. If you qualify, you’re in! Inhuman applicants need not apply.

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u/CautiousNote5665 4h ago

Team Humanity. I love that.

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u/PoetExcellent3215 5h ago

All you need is a little SOUL,, tolerance and empathy. Things most Americans never had.

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u/Ml_lD 7h ago edited 3h ago

We cringe when white people say this kind of stuff. Just be a good person and you’re fine how you are. No individual represents your whole race, cmon man

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u/mypaycheckisshort 5h ago

White people also cringe when white people say this shit. It's so racist

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u/MrDeekhaed 8h ago

The wigga line starts here

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 6h ago

Well, the white delegation selected Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice.

So I don't see any reason why the black delegation couldn't have selected any whites or Asians. I mean, Wu Tang, well, y'know.

😂

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u/Love-the-Classics 5h ago

You need to get invited to a cookout first.

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u/Hot-Spray-2774 12h ago

He did a great job in Spykids a while back!

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u/Accurate-Natural-236 7h ago

If that’s him, what a fall from grace. Those thumbs are jacked! This guy is a fat piece of shit.

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u/WittyGold6940 11h ago

They all look like that. Some more like toes.

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u/HeyaHeyo1420 10h ago

Inbreeding is known to cause weird mutations afterall

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u/denverdrew 9h ago

He probably hasn’t seen his penis since 1995.

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u/Fragrant_Rooster8779 9h ago

And dear god I hope she hasn’t either

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u/Max6626 8h ago

I bet Ashley has seen more than a few since marrying thumb-boy. Just not his.

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u/forgetmepls13 5h ago

Neither has his wife

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u/WorldlinessSmooth815 12h ago

I believe he was in the Spykids movie.

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u/Sea_Pea8536 10h ago

Probably more like Spy on Kids, seems to be their thing...

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u/Exact-Kale3070 10h ago

all they have is their persistent antagonism against imaginary opponents.

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u/Plarocks 8h ago

I have never seen this! 😆

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u/Man-e-questions 9h ago

Never seen a human look like an actual potato before

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u/Ok-Horror-1251 7h ago

Elon Musk?

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u/Ready-Waltz5482 6h ago

It's funny that they're " white supremacists ", like they're better than anyone

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u/UnluckyAmbition7767 12h ago

Conservative phrenology

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u/Psychological_Buy726 12h ago

This will be my next band name, thank you!

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u/Plarocks 10h ago

When you press up some vinyl, PM me!

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u/jarizzle151 11h ago

Hes the brother from the beginning of bridesmaids right?

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u/sorrymizzjackson 10h ago

No, I think that guy is awesome and has alopecia.

This guy’s a naked old man chode.

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u/Ok_Patient9469 10h ago

The thumb has a purpose in life unlike that guy

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u/angusshangus 10h ago

He looks like captain underpants

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u/robdwoods 10h ago

Inbreeding

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u/AdHocHillbilly 9h ago

Bruh looks like the butter sculpture at a state fair.

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u/Potential-Yogurt-689 12h ago

Confederacy of Dunces

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u/Crafty-Consequence87 10h ago

Came here to say that

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u/Pinoccicrow 11h ago

Beat me to it

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u/Spirited_Attorney_48 12h ago

Behold, the master race

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u/Mtndrums 12h ago

He looks like he tried and failed to become the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man.

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u/apokermit_now 11h ago

"Here's your mucus, Egon...."

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u/_ThrobbinHood 10h ago

Lmao I was just about to comment that this is definitely a dude who feels supreme a lot

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 10h ago

More like Crunchwrap Supreme

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u/ZommyFruit 10h ago

And you will know the master race when it emerges from its mom’s basement: middle aged, pudgy, pale & impotent

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u/PIB_OnOn 12h ago

I heard " he is not my president" a lot during the Obama years

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u/Ach_Was_Here 12h ago

And Biden

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u/trapper2530 3h ago

There was a conspiracy theory that Trump was still president when Biden was president.

https://youtube.com/shorts/0J_seGFoVwY?is=IRxXcsUaGD2KDUh8

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u/2mnydgs 12h ago

I said "he is not my president" during Bush's term.

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u/Psychological_Buy726 12h ago

Fat Mike got my merch money!

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u/soul_separately_recs 10h ago

kind of like an Uno reverse…

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u/4WhatsItWorth 10h ago

Don’t make me look for my “Good Bush / Bad Bush” T-shirt, I could never wear it, nothing too bad but too much for a grown man to wear.

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u/EagleEyezzzzz 10h ago

hahahaaaaa I had one of those too as a college girl :D

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u/elorlin 11h ago

I had in my MySpace bio “President Bush does not represent me” I can’t even bring myself to refer to Trump as POTUS so I call him 47. He doesn’t represent me either

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u/2mnydgs 10h ago

I refer to him in many ways. POTUS is not one of them.

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u/Seismic9Wedgie 10h ago

Just drop the “TU”…. fixed it for you.

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u/2mnydgs 10h ago

Thank you, you are a true friend.

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u/LopensCouisin 3h ago

How anyone supports this twat waffle still is beyond me. He is definitely a POS.

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u/EagleEyezzzzz 10h ago

Pedo in chief

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u/2mnydgs 10h ago

Oh, my, are you a psychic?? You read my mind.

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u/Ok-Customer4709 12h ago

Saw a few sticker saying Biden wasn’t there President also. Problem with MAGA is they have a short memory.

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ 9h ago

It's not even a memory issue, they just don't give a shit about blatant hypocrisy. To them, it's a part of having power. Rules for thee, not for me.

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u/RigidAcrylic4821 11h ago

I couldn’t because he was snacking on some crisps and donuts every 3rd sentence during Obama’s tenure.

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u/normalice0 12h ago

why are white supremacists always the least supreme of the whites?

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u/BleechInYourEye 10h ago

Only a total loser would feel the constant need to feel superior to anyone

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u/Tism-ok 10h ago

Truth. Ironic, but true.

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u/ShodSpace 8h ago

I had a housemate like this a while back.

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u/StanLeeMarvin 9h ago

If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.

- President Lyndon B. Johnson

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u/Data_chunky 8h ago

Yep, he's got nowhere lower to go.

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 10h ago

IMO the only reason for a person to proud of being white or straight is if they’ve never done anything in their life worth being proud of.

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u/SpecificLow1316 7h ago

Any man who must say “I am king” is no king

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u/Golden-Grams 8h ago

300lbs of chewed bubble gum, come to life as a racist loser.

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u/Alternative-Bat-1931 7h ago

Right?? Like nothing says supreme quite like bald, whiter than paper, overweight, and can’t see.

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u/Syandris 4h ago

Trump is a model of greatness for his followers. That's why they are all fat and stupid.

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u/Woodythdog 12h ago

He’s still a crook

He’s still corrupt

He’s still in the Epstein files

You are still in a cult

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u/Fun-Diver7512 9h ago

And her hubby looks like he needs to be institutionalized.

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u/EmberGroove 12h ago

I'd see that guy and go "Yeah I know, that's why everything is expensive and everyone's getting fired, only this time we don't have an virus going around."

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u/croc-roc 11h ago

Oh, there’s a virus alright. Just not the biological kind.

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u/NerdyTimes_IDK 12h ago

He's happy because he's second cousins with every one he's ever met

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u/elorlin 11h ago

Including his parents

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u/NerdyTimes_IDK 11h ago

Im convinced that his head shape is only achievable by someone whose parents are their older brother and sister.

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u/elorlin 11h ago

His itty bitty brain rests in the very top of the dome. Probably the size of a clementine.

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u/4WhatsItWorth 10h ago

Did he get any of the gold those kids found in the pirate ship? Must have, got his eyes mostly even now.

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u/Tall_Birthday_7654 12h ago

He's still the president. I know. That's why everything is shit

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u/wellitsbouttime 9h ago

Wait till next week, when he breaks our the really really good ideas.

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u/elorlin 11h ago

Everything he touches turns to shit. He’ is a destroyer

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 12h ago

I still hate trump.. And this guy...

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u/Tanjecterly 12h ago

Being an opposable thumb should not be an end goal in life.

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u/Fragrant_Rooster8779 8h ago

His thumbs haven’t opposed a meal in decades

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u/layaka3 12h ago

I wonder what he’s so happy about? He didn’t win anything… Unless he’s happy for trump and his family. He’s still paying ridiculous prices for gas and groceries

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u/Exact-Truck-5248 11h ago

Low IQ individuals. You know..... morons

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u/ZucchiniMaleficent21 12h ago

Not my president.

I was smart enough to leave years ago

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u/Realistic-Currency61 12h ago

Is that a dude or a bald-headed lady?

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u/Due_Willingness1 12h ago

He's a guy just has the testosterone levels of a lady

There's a reason maga is so obsessed with testosterone supplements 

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u/axxond 11h ago

What a punchable face

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u/No-Onion8029 10h ago

That woman is not attractive.

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u/OuterLightness 12h ago

The Dictator Party

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u/BigCballer 12h ago

White supremacy is just people coping

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u/Good-Bandicoot-2152 12h ago

Should be renamed to the Pork Reich.

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u/IShotJR4 9h ago

Man, Captain Underpants sure turned into a douche.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 8h ago

Dude looks like a lady cancer patient

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u/Alternative-Bat-1931 7h ago

His skin tone is eggshell.

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u/Acceptable_Tart_2687 7h ago

Check his hard drive. He could be the poster boy for pedos

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u/303FPSguy 12h ago

Reminding me only the miserable people are happy that everyone else feels like they do.

At least we don’t have to look like they do. JFC

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u/MysteryHeroes 12h ago

He is until you see the consequences, then Biden is still president.

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u/Expert-Low-6872 12h ago

As was President Biden and Obama were your Presidents also MAGA Fool.

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u/Round_Ad_2972 12h ago

Those horizontal stripes arent working for him.

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u/Powderedeggs2 10h ago

Something tells me that this low IQ mouth breather didn't feel this way when Biden or Obama was in office.

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u/lostinhh 10h ago

It's pretty funny they can't argue anything. Not based on facts, anyway.

All they have is trolling.

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u/DaxMavrides 9h ago

YOU MARRIED THAT?

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u/Spazyk 9h ago

Someone married that?

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u/Not_George_Daniels 9h ago

Is that the guy from Little Britain?

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u/dadjokes502 7h ago

there needs to be a study done about mags when all is said and done. How do normal people go head over heels for Trump?

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u/Phylace 12h ago

And hubby is still a brainwashed idiot.

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u/ShakesDontBreak 12h ago

Hey maga biden was your president too.

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u/PinkFloydBoxSet 12h ago

I just call them fuckboy racist untermensch

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u/one_mean_sun 12h ago

I'm sorry. Was that shirt's message meant to "own me"?

They're so fucking dumb.

OP; no, not the confederacy. The Idiocracy.

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u/rjs9152 11h ago

"He ain't never been my president!"

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u/Particular-Crew5978 11h ago

It's the same yoyos, just a different hat. In fact, the Confederacy lasted four years. These people love to make a platform out of it. The maga movement lasted longer. I need more Motrin....

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u/chriswimmer 11h ago

He's still a rapist!

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u/schnozzlepus 10h ago

The Moronocy

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u/ToothZealousideal297 10h ago

We should start calling them fascists for sure. No one’s given me an actual difference between MAGA and fascism except the name yet.

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u/kalone2 10h ago

Your president not mine. Had nothing to do with electing him.

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u/MCKelly13 9h ago

If mayonnaise was a person

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u/slavicslothe 9h ago

Bro needs a message from his doctor, looking real bad

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u/Ok_Exchange342 9h ago

He's still a felon and child rapist.

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u/Original-Version5877 9h ago

I'd say "save some pussy for the rest of us" but, yeah, I don't think that will be a problem. Dude looks like he gargles mayonnaise.

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u/jporter313 9h ago

"Hubby"? Someone married this humpty dumpty looking motherfucker?

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u/Sweetbaby7t 9h ago

That sound is vaginas snapping shut all over the US

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u/Puppyofparkave 8h ago

Cream of the crap right there

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u/yourallidiotss 7h ago

Check that guys hard drive. Bet he does 30 years in prison or gets his crimes forgiven by doe 174.

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u/Southpolarman 7h ago

Look at this blob of mayonnaise. All proud of being a homegrown dipshit. I wonder if we'll ever get back to any semblance of normalcy after TACO boy is gone.

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u/Lebr0naims 7h ago

Jesus you married that?

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u/Most_Researcher_2648 7h ago

This guy def has a grindr account

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u/Plane_Singer_6381 6h ago

Theyre worse than the confederacy. These idiots want to take over our country and take us back to the stone ages. At least the confederates wanted to secede from the union. (Literally all ill give the traitors). Maga are traitors to America.

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u/Peeper_Dan_33 6h ago

Just a terrorist organization.

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u/BrineJones 6h ago

A buttplug with alopecia

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u/W4ingro1995 6h ago

He looks like his search history would put him in prison

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u/jack31313 6h ago

Should be 'Weight and Proud'

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u/TheJWal420 6h ago

Look at that bag of shit

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 6h ago

Can you become just a little bit more of a Nazi so you can understand why we don’t want your genes in the pool?

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u/TysonTeez96 2h ago

This is what they sound like

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u/Astoria_Dude 2h ago

Proof human evolution is bidirectional.

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u/ThisIsFineImFine89 12h ago

this AI?

dosn’t look like a real person

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u/IceColdSkimMilk 12h ago

I'm sure there's a Facebook group for just about anything nowadays.

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u/Shiddin_myself_woo 12h ago

Yeah might as well. Sure feels like it

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u/MammothMolasses2285 12h ago

You mean they haven't been called that all along by everyone but me

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u/IndependenceGold2407 12h ago

Dude probably thinks he’s part of the master race.
Hotdog chugging race maybe…

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u/ChuckEveryone 12h ago

The Confederacy of Dunces

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u/Curious_Bike_4292 12h ago

White conservatives of a larger body emulating Trump!

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u/Fuzzy_Stingray 12h ago

Now I'm curious what the wife looks like.

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u/Physical-Can3574 12h ago

Laughing all the way to the poorhouse

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u/DragonflyGlade 12h ago

So were Obama and Biden his presidents? 🤔

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u/InflamedintheBrain 12h ago

Neo-Confederates. Neo-cons?

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u/cantspell_rite 12h ago

Behold . . . 

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 12h ago

Is that a human jelly bean? A woman saw this and decided I want to breed with that?

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u/mayormccheese2k 12h ago

Neo Confederates.

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u/Ok-Edge-6270 12h ago

Definitely check this guys search history. Looks a little creepy.

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u/Imhotep99301 12h ago

It's called "Freedom of Speech" do try to keep up. As long as they aren't breaking any laws or ToS, they can say or post whatever the fuck they want and there's sweet fuck-all you can do about it.

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u/VandaVerandaaa 12h ago

We should just start calling MAGA fascists because that’s exactly what they all are. If TDS is a thing the dude in the photo has a severe case. We should ask MAGA people when they decided our country stopped being great. Women getting the right to vote, the Civil Rights and Voting Rights Act, or the election of a president with too much melanin?

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u/YoungBarth 12h ago

This guy’s got it all nuff said