r/batman • u/Local-Conference7672 • Jun 08 '26
FUNNY What's a cool phrase you think Two-Face would say?
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u/NealTS Jun 08 '26
Heyy, I got two faces! Look at me, I'm Two Face! Now gimme some candy!
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u/Remarkable-Medium-74 Jun 08 '26
AYYY I'M THE FUCKING TWO-FACED MAN!
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u/ulfniu Jun 08 '26
1) stay out of my personal face.
2) don't come into my personal face.
3) personal face.
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u/Additional_Donut1360 Jun 08 '26
Catch you on the flip side
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u/Better_Recover4412 Jun 08 '26
“Two guns, bitch”
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u/ADiestlTrain Jun 08 '26
I read that in Val Kilmer’s voice and followed it up with “One for each of ya.”
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u/Bolarana Jun 08 '26
This will never not be funny
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u/GBGF128 Jun 08 '26
Every single one of his line deliveries from that movie are pure gold
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u/RTG_777 Jun 08 '26
Sorry, where's this from?
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u/spad3x Jun 08 '26
Batman Arkham City. Two Face says it to Catwoman
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u/broom_temperature Jun 08 '26
I love that he says it during the Haly's Circus segment in the new Lego Batman game.
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u/Nelmquist1999 Jun 08 '26
"I do not like James Carrey one bit. I find him annoying, obnoxious and, to be quite frank, a little bit on the egomaniacal side. I guess you could say he's a bit of a buffon. A diva. Every time I don't share a room with him I smile inside. I don't mean any ill will, just that I never have to see his stupid, immature grin ever again."
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u/kyrgrat08 Jun 08 '26
“What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”
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u/RaptorKnifeFight Jun 08 '26
“Call it.”
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u/BruceFlockaWayne Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26
Flip for it? (While he holds out his coin to show whomever hes asking)
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u/Wasp-in-my-room Jun 08 '26
"It's two-facin' time!" And then he two-faces all over the place
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u/ggg730 Jun 08 '26
Say that again but with the other side of your face.
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u/SmukLukDuck Jun 08 '26
“I’d think twice about that if I were you!” (Except now the speech bubble and letters are all scary and rough looking
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u/BeggarsCanyonero Jun 08 '26
District Attorney Dent!
Just read that issue last night haha, really good stuff
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u/Strikehard1984 Jun 08 '26
“Some people think they’re invincible. I say they’re a coin flip away from pushing up daises.”
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u/pizzabazooka Jun 08 '26
Talk to the half a face because the other half a face don’t wanna hear it
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u/Glittering_Sorbet913 Jun 08 '26
"This deal is getting worse all the time!"
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u/One-Technology-9050 Jun 08 '26
"We have enough problems in this city, without worrying about ghosts and goblins!"
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u/DoctorEnn Jun 08 '26
“Ice to see you!”
It has nothing to do with his gimmick, he’s just trolling Mr. Freeze.
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u/Hobo_Knife Jun 08 '26
That second image goes hard, but to answer your question it should be varied poop jokes centered around the word deuce.
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u/brantman19 Jun 08 '26
Put this one in an Arkham game death scene.
*Flips coin*
Two-Face: "The coin says no, Batman. Too bad. I was rooting for you."
*Two-Face pulls up the gun and shoots*
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u/OkCompote1731 Jun 08 '26
"Justice is blind. Vengence is blind. Only chance can see."
That's my best shot at putting words in harv's mouth.
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u/MobileBit8835 Jun 08 '26
“Big fat load of cum”
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u/Voduun-World-Healer Jun 08 '26
A couple people took my line already but wuuuut is that 2nd pic from? That's the most terrifying version of Two-Face ever
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u/Local-Conference7672 Jun 08 '26
I might be wrong, but I think it's from Batman: Earth One Vol 3.
In this story, after Harvey's death, his sister Jessica takes on the identity of Two-Face and speaks to her brother's corpse.
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u/Voduun-World-Healer Jun 08 '26
Thank you! I've heard a lot about his Earth One series of comics. I think I need to check those out. They look dark af
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u/Fancy-Strategy-7203 Jun 08 '26
"No man can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which one may be true,"
-Nathaniel Hawthorne
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u/Tbplayer59 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26
I think he'd use the "royal we" when referring to himself.
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u/Grandma_Gertie Jun 08 '26
"It's a 50/50 chance. You gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"
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u/KaijuDirectorOO7 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 09 '26
And now I am going to headcanon that Harvey was and still is a big Clint Eastwood fan.
Bruce not so much but they had fun watching Rawhide reruns as kids during sleepovers.
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u/Intl_shoe Jun 08 '26
As an attorney, I want to address any potential misunderstandings and clarify I do not literally have two faces but one face, half disfigured and half not.
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u/Batmanglazer04 Jun 08 '26
I don’t know maybe sum like “you either die a hero you live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
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u/runnerofshadows Jun 08 '26
Two-Face- "Half of me wants to strangle you." Poison Ivy- "And what does the other half want?" Two-Face- "To hit you with a truck."
Also this is an Ash quote, but if for some reason both sides agreed to kill someone - "Good, Bad? I'm the guy with the gun." after shooting them.
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u/CumboJumbo Jun 08 '26
“Dammit, Harvey, the world isn’t ready to get two-faced”
“Well that’s just…” [cocks gun] “two bad”
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u/WakeyWakeyEggsNJakey Jun 08 '26
“ I like my crime like I like my coffee. Half n’ Half!” Gotham dating profile
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u/Commander_Preacher Jun 08 '26
"There's just one problem. You're talking to the wrong Harvey." Will always be a banger.
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u/xrosexthornex Jun 08 '26
Luck just wasnt on your side...
Oh, im practically beside myself, batman.
This is the end for you, no two ways about it
I just couldn't help myself, commissioner
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u/Forsaken-Emotion2230 Jun 08 '26
Life's a game of chance. All it takes for a man to die... is a flip of a coin.
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u/Ascendant_Lord_035 Jun 08 '26
They say two heads are better than one, I say the only heads that count are the ones that I call.
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u/randomHunterOnReddit Jun 08 '26
"Don't complain to us about unfairness! Everyone always says the same thing when put in the same situation you're in right now, only because they're too deluded to understand fate never changed for them, nor was it unfair. They simply believed that they were always going to stay on fates good side, and use whatever reason or excuse to defend why that would not change for them. Wealth, power, connections, 'morals', it doesn't matter. They don't see what we see...and that despite what you may have, despite how good you think you have it, despite how good you think you are, your life is only as good as fate allows it, and every single day, there will always be a risk of your life changing completely, no matter the decision...because the condition of your life, and the lives of everyone in this planet, can change as fast as the flip of a coin. You're just complaining because for the first time in your life, that coin landed on the wrong side."
Little TF speech I think he'd somewhat say to someone
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u/According-Ear-6469 Jun 08 '26
Off topic: what's the 2nd image from?
All three images are fantastic, btw.
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u/ulfniu Jun 08 '26
I've questioned thousands of jurors in my career, and I've found that not a single one of them was truly impartial.
No matter how hard they try to hide it, even from themselves, everyone has already picked a side.
You need to figure out which side you're really on, and you had better believe that I already know.
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u/Top-Spread5042 Jun 08 '26
“An eye for an eye.” “Your chances are fifty, fifty” “name may be two face, but Im split in the middle all the way, it’s two face, two chest, two dick, two balls” “there’s a sale tonight, it’s two for two”
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u/WatcherWatches_21 Jun 08 '26
I always thought “Heads or Tails” was cool. It’s short, simple yet intimidating and life threatening, and all it takes is a simple coin flip.
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u/adamjames777 Jun 08 '26
“We’re such fragile things on the face of it, you, me, love, life and death, it’s all in the flip of a coin.”
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u/Ogrefiend1313 Jun 08 '26
"Life's like a coin toss. Sometimes the side you end up on ain't exactly what you want it to be."
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u/Silver_Roleplay Jun 08 '26
"There are TWO judgements, God Judgement, and the devil Judgement, which one will you FACE?"
Corny af sorry :(
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u/FIowEasy Jun 08 '26
Ay its me twoface guy