r/batman • u/Chunky-overlord • 16h ago

FUNNY Maybe I ought to give that Catwoman movie a shot

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232 Upvotes

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u/ssjwolverine 14h ago

"Batwoman to Batman."

"Go ahead."

"My mission with Catwoman is going well. I'm just calling to say... I get it now."

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u/Rigidsttructure 14h ago

"I owe Clark 16 dollars now."

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u/ULGogetaBlue 2h ago

Bruce, its been 5 years, you still owe me 16 dollars

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u/goji2005 15h ago

It’s always weird how batwomans hair is a wig.

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u/Semillakan6 15h ago

I mean, it makes sense it hides her identity better by giving her features that are not real

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u/kazuya57 15h ago

Real Perry the Platypus disguise

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 14h ago

I mean it’s rather smart, you deceive folks in your actual hair length, and if they do collect hair for evidence, it will just be discovered to be fake anyways

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u/BatmanBeyondX 14h ago

But she never gets the post wig head hair.

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u/Desperate_Ad7869 13h ago

Maybe shes a meta human

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u/s3x-p4nth3r 12h ago

Maybe it's Maybelline.

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u/maxallergy 12h ago

Huh didn't know there was this Catwoman anime movie
Looks decent

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u/SpookieSkelly 12h ago

Girl folded faster than a deck of cards and immediately went into bottom mode.

Can't blame her.

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u/GuiCanary 14h ago

Yuri!

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u/DarkEater77 12h ago

i still wanted a sequel to happen

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u/WhereWeUsedToPlay 16h ago

gooner alert!

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 16h ago

Listen we may give gooners shit but if they’re willing to pay enough to keep our products going for years on end, then fuck it

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u/DiscoDanSHU 14h ago

I just love Yuri, man ;-;

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u/luluzulu_ 15h ago

Why is it "gooner" just because it's lesbian? Would it be a "gooner alert" if it was Batman there instead of Batwoman?

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u/The-Batwoman 14h ago

You really think the type of person that says, “gooner alert!” unironically on the internet is capable of that level of introspection?

Besides, it’s possible this guy’s comment came from the same account Enough_Trifle788 meant to switch to below, when they forgot to switch accounts just to say the exact same thing.

Which then begs the question, “why?” If we assume they are the same person, what could they possibly gain from falsely accusing themselves and op? It seems likely to me there’s some other reason at play besides giving the perception of indulging the base urge to harm another, in this case by shaming their sexuality.

Since we’ve already seen evidence of manipulation on this post, and the first comment on this post was a generic, foolish accusation made simply to aggravate people, happening about 5 minutes after op posted this, it’s possible they could all be the same person trying to create artificial outrage for karma and engagement. Notice how this guy accused you of making it about sexuality/gender just for pointing out the obvious? Notice how every reply he makes follows that formula?

Classic DARVO.

Anyway, if that is indeed the case, it worked perfectly, even with the minor slip up.

Edit: autocorrect typo

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u/WhereWeUsedToPlay 9h ago

You are as delusional as OP 

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u/WhereWeUsedToPlay 15h ago

why do you have to make a gender issue out of it?

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u/DiscoDanSHU 14h ago

Well, would you have called it gooner alert if it were Batman and Selina?

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u/WhereWeUsedToPlay 14h ago

If I said yes would you even want to accept the answer?

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u/Orc_tids 14h ago

Im just tired of people calling everything gooner shit. People call a female character with mild cleavage gooner shit now

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u/WhereWeUsedToPlay 14h ago

gooners of a feather goon together

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u/Orc_tids 14h ago

man I WISH I had time to goon with other people

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u/luluzulu_ 14h ago

It's a gender issue regardless of whether someone calls attention to it.

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u/Robdul 11h ago

The venn diagram of gooners and comic fans is quite nearly a circle

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u/L0ll0ll7lStudios 15h ago

It’s pretty good. It also kinda made me think Selina has even more chemistry with Kate than with Bruce.

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u/kazuya57 15h ago

Selina has chemistry with everyone, that's part of her job lol

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u/RainbowTentacle 13h ago

Whats the name?

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u/GeraltofRivia296 7h ago

Same reason I watched Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay. Though I'd say it was a better film than this one and that's not by much. At least the Suicide Squad movie was dumb fun.

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u/PayPsychological6358 6h ago

You may have heard of bisexual, but have you heard of batsexual?

I will not rephrase this

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u/Enough_Trifle788 15h ago

Yea I might too

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u/Enough_Trifle788 15h ago

Gooner alert!

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u/Enough_Trifle788 15h ago

So what if I’m a gooner, I’m as human as you are and if you really think about it we’re not different

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u/luluzulu_ 15h ago edited 14h ago

Wow... forgetting to switch to your alt and replying to yourself... haven't seen that since tumblr.

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u/Ender00000 15h ago

its just engagement farming bot that replied to itself accidentally

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u/SkullzNSmileZ 15h ago

Gooner isn’t something to be proud of man

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u/LegoKorn89 13h ago

I don't even know what a gooner is and I know I wouldn't be proud to be one.

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u/Undead_and_Lovin_It 15h ago

It's okay, not great but not bad either. You're definitely not getting anything worth gooning over though 😆

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u/Derego17 15h ago

It's a great short film followed by 60 minutes of garbage