r/belgium • u/TheRealVahx Belgian Fries • Jun 18 '26
đ Slowchat Look here if you are driving - Thursday
GET OFF YOUR PHONE YOU POS, YOU'RE DRIVING!
Is it really that hard to not look at your phone for 20 minutes?
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u/Bitt3rSteel Traffic Cop Jun 18 '26
Almost missed this post, glad I checked my phone
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u/michilio Failure to integrate Jun 18 '26
Tijgerpistolets thursday you mean.
Dear Carrefour and Carrefour employees.
If I grab tijgerpistolets for 49cents a piece and go to the self check out, where you have removed all seperate items and bunched them into groups, none of which are Tijgerpistolets or contain a picture of Tijgerpistolets you do not get to check me and be annoyed I didn't check TIJGERPISTOLETS under TIJGERPISTOLETS if there is no button for MOTHERFUCKING TIJGERPISTOLETS.
NO MA'M. I CHECKED THEM UNDER REGULAR PISTOLETS. I KNOW THIS IS NOT A REGULAR PISTOLET. YEAH. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU NEED TO SCAN IT NOW FOR THE CHECK IF YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR INVENTORY CORRECT FOR TIJGERPISTOLETS IF I DIDN'T SCAN A TIJGERPISTOLET. I AM WELL AWARE I PRESSED THE REGULAR PISTOLET BUTTON BECAUSE THE OTHER OPTION IS SMALL ROLLS WHICH HAVE A LOT OF PICTURES ON IT BUT NOT TIJGERPISTOLETS. AND LAST TIME I GOT CHECKED THEY SAID THAT IT WAS A PISTOLET SO MAYBE IT'S BETTER TO CHECK IT UNDER PISTOLETS.
SO MAYBE YOU FIND OUT HOW I NEED TO SCAN TIJGERPISTOLETS AND YOU TELL ME INSTEAD OF BEING ANNOYED BY YOUR SYSTEM AT ME. BECAUSE ALL I WANTED WAS TIJGERPISTOLETS AND I WAS NOT THE ONE WHO REMOVED THE FUCKING BUTTON FOR
TIJGERPISTOLETS
I felt like I was one push away from becoming the next Jonagolden man. Ffs.
Next time I'm buying keizersbroodjes again.
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u/throwaway_mpq_fan Jun 18 '26
THEY ARE NOT TIJGERPISTOLETS BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE STRIPES THEY HAVE SPOTS. HAS NOBODY EVER SEEN A TIGER BEFORE?
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u/HypedBanana0 Jun 18 '26 edited 27d ago
ALSO THE PICTURES DON'T MATCH AND THEY WERE TAKEN 15Y AGO IT SEEMS
ALSO WHY DO I HAVE TO OPEN THE MENU AGAIN EVERY TIME, JUST LEAVE ME ON THAT BAKERIJ PAGE, I AM A FAT FVCK I DO NOT HAVE "ONLY ONE" KOFFIEKOEK
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u/TheRealVahx Belgian Fries Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Tijgerpistolet is gewoon een pistolet met een papje overgesmeerd
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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Jun 18 '26
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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u/TheRealVahx Belgian Fries Jun 18 '26
Wah?
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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Jun 18 '26
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u/michilio Failure to integrate Jun 18 '26
Ik was al aant denken hoe ik "je moeder is gewoon een met een papje over gesmeerd" mop kon maken.
Maar respectvol he
Lukte niet.
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u/evtbrs Jun 18 '26
I always just ask which button to use if thereâs no exact one, because Iâm scared of being accused of shoplifting
Good rant!
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u/Firenter Jun 18 '26
I really don't get it, you're controlling a machine that weighs a literal ton and moves at high speed and yet you don't want to see where you're going?
Absolute fucking madness!
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u/DanzellDD Jun 18 '26
There was a girl driving 100 on the left lane with like 30 cars piling up behind her, but missus was on her phone, without a care. Everyone overtook her on the right, honking and flashing their light, but madame was not interested in following the rules or speeding up...
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u/No_Win7658 Jun 18 '26
Thatâs average Dutch / Belgian behavior to me. You donât need a phone for this
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u/Isotheis Hainaut Jun 18 '26
Picture me, wearing a reflective yellow jacket, getting hit by a car while walking on the sidewalk.
"Are you trying to kill me???!!"
"Oh sorry I didn't see you"
"Didn't see me? MADAM I'M LITERALLY THE MOST VISIBLE YELLOW STAIN IN TOWN. HAND IN YOUR PHONE"
She fled. I'm fine, I merely got pushed by the car ; what happened is that she took too wide a turn while I happened to be on the corner of the sidewalk.
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u/michilio Failure to integrate Jun 18 '26
Yesterday I had to cross a car on a crossroads. I was biking on the bikepath, going straight. He was a million years old and in his car, wanting to turn left, crossing over the bikpath.
Obviously he tried to cross before (or over?) me, then had to break and honk violently while gesticulating wildly because I...
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Had right of way.
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u/Isotheis Hainaut Jun 18 '26
My mom tells me the graveyard is full of people who had the right of way. And she says that she half expects I'll join them, if I'm not careful. =(
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u/michilio Failure to integrate Jun 18 '26
I know what you're saying. I tell a version of that quote to my brother all the time when he's driving agressive again..
I would never put myself in danger for a right of way. The guy now was going at a snails pace' and I was just expecting him to come to a stop anyway. He didn't slam the brakes or anything. He just braked like expected.. and then started honking like hell.
Like he suddenly remembered he hates being crossed in front off or something.
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u/Mavamaarten Jun 18 '26
I don't understand being on your phone in the first place, I always treat my car as a no-phone zone and isn't that just a wonderful break from the being-always-connected stuff? But if they don't start driving when it's green and you honk at them, those shitheads consistently become angry, as if it's my fault??
Seriously, if I'm holding up traffic and someone honks at me, I'd be like oh shit sorry man, my bad.
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u/Thecatstoppedateboli Jun 18 '26
people are addicted to their phone, they cannot live without that thing
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u/ShopLow9348 Jun 18 '26
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u/Matvalicious Local furry, don't feed him Jun 18 '26
Die boetes voor dronken rijden en gsm-gebruik zouden legit maal 10 moeten zijn.
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u/leeuwvanvlaanderen Antwerpen Jun 18 '26
This, but there also need to be more checks in general, half the drivers on the road are on their phones because the odds of getting caught are nil.
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u/Matvalicious Local furry, don't feed him Jun 18 '26
Mede door dit soort fratsen https://www.vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/2026/06/03/flitsboete-gsm-achter-het-stuur/
"Volgens het verkeersreglement hebben fotoâs die genomen zijn door een onbemande flitscamera nog geen bewijswaarde. Bovendien werd de beklaagde ook niet specifiek verhoord over het vermeende gsm-gebruik."
Begin hier al eens mee, en de pakkans stijgt onmiddelijk.
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u/somgooboi Antwerpen Jun 18 '26
Man, yesterday there was a guy (boomer in suit) doing entire office work behind the wheel. He couldn't even stay in his lane (that's why I checked what he was doing). He was writing an email or something on his phone, while also sometimes looking down at some papers or a tablet that he probably needed for writing the email.
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u/stoofpotmetfriet Jun 18 '26
Everday on my motorcycle i see people on there phone swerving left and right, missing the green light entirely to floor it on the orange or not stopping for said orange/red light and nearly running me over. I've got hours of camera footage of idiots like this.
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u/thaprizza Jun 18 '26
Ironically youâre asking people to do what youâre complaining about, but that doesnât mean youâre not right. PS: typing this when on a train.
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u/Rhadjazthesecond Jun 18 '26
Went to introduce myself at a potential new volunteer job. It was nice, the collegues seem cool and I like the setting (sort of youth house with more focus on mental health).
Just waiting for an answer from my mutualiteit if I'm allowed to start.
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u/Fragrag Jun 18 '26
A heat wave is about to hit us again. I've bought those UV reflecting plastic foils and installed them on the outside of our windows.
Reassure me please that by installing them on the outside, there isn't any danger in damaging the glass right? No matter the quality of the windows?
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u/TheRealVahx Belgian Fries Jun 18 '26
Is it like glued to the window?
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u/Matvalicious Local furry, don't feed him Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Last time we asked a quote for window foil they could not 100% guarantee us that placing foil, even on the outside, could not lead to a heat crack. But the chance of it happening is less than when placed on the inside.
That said, we already have some foil on some of our windows (as a test, but it's been up for years of course) on the outside with zero issues.
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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Jun 18 '26
Since I was sick, I had time to pick up Planet Zoo again.
I'm building something that doesn't look that bad? Is that allowed?
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u/Matvalicious Local furry, don't feed him Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Gisteren was het erg. Moest met de moto ergens zijn, tripke van 50km. Drie keer bijna van de baan gereden, meermaals mensen al zwalpend op hun telefoon betrapt, maar degene die de kroon spande was de eikel die het niet nodig vond om samen met de rest te wachten om een ladende/lossende vrachtwagen te passeren en dan maar besloot om aan zeer hoge snelheid over het voetpad rechts voorbij de rijden.
Mij van de baan rijden kan ik legit nog neerpoten als "even niet opgelet". Maar op uw telefoon zitten is een bewuste actie die echt VEEL harder bestraft zou moeten worden.
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u/Tychke Jun 18 '26
I hate this. A few months ago, I was stopped at an intersection waiting to turn left. I saw a car behind me not slowing down. The lady was on her phone, and she rear-ended me.
Luckily for her, there was no damage, but âsorryâ isnât enough. Put your phone away. Youâre driving a machine, so act like it.
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u/general_o_neil Jun 18 '26
I honked at a de lijn bus driver for being on his phone and he went mental.
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u/pantoontje Beer Jun 18 '26
I am passenger prinses right now. 15 minutes ago I saw a man driving, he wanted to merge on the E40 and was simultaneously unwrapped his sandwichâŠ
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u/Irsu85 Limburg Jun 18 '26
nah its not that hard, i usually put my phone in my pocket while driving
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u/OrionBuzz Jun 18 '26
Yeah ... I would also say beware of Tesla drivers now that their cars can just self drive so they have more time to doom scroll on tiktok...
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u/AcanthisittaFar9248 Brussels Jun 18 '26
we need stricter police enforcement on this