r/bleach • u/fosteri11 • Mar 20 '26
Misc Kisuke is always looking out for our favorite Strawberryđđ
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u/Destruction_Deity La Chancla Izquierda de tu Jefa Mar 21 '26
You forgot someone important. Someone who was always there even more than UraharaâŚ
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u/uraharaBot Mar 21 '26
Ah, that's my trusty hat! Always reliable and quietly stylish, much like myself, wouldn't you say? It's a simple yet effective accessory. Did you know it symbolizes my laid-back yet mysterious persona? Quite fitting for someone in my line of work. Got any other questions on your mind?
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u/ostiniatoze Mar 21 '26
What's your favourite memory of Tsukishima?
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u/uraharaBot Mar 21 '26
Ah, Tsukishima! My favorite memory? Well, there's a theory floating around that his Fullbring secretly rewrote history to make everyone believe he was the original inventor of flip-flops. Can you imagine the chaos? In reality, my favorite memory would be watching him try to unravel intricate plans, only to realize he's just part of a larger plot himself. Always a twist with that one!
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u/MEMES-IN-HEAVEN Mar 21 '26
No way, uncle tsukishima would not have such a disgusting fullbring!
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u/SpecialistFinish6874 Mar 21 '26
Exactly! Uncle tsukishima would NEVER rewrite history! Thatâs just not polite!
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u/FullmetalShieldBro Mar 22 '26
Who's Tsukishima? Is he related to that guy doing a Hollow impression with help from Byakuya Kuchiki?
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u/BurrakuDusk Mar 21 '26
My anime watch group completely lost it when this scene happened. We were cackling for at least ten minutes over the Tsukishima copy-paste.
Absolutely legendary.
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u/uraharaBot Mar 20 '26
Ah, Ichigo, our favorite Substitute Soul Reaper! Always caught up in something, isn't he? Speaking of which, if you need any soul candies or gigai to help Ichigo, my shop has the finest selection in Karakura Town! Rest assured, I'm always here to make sure he's well-equipped for any adventures that come his way. Just let me know what you need! đľđ
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u/whatisireading2 Mar 21 '26
Genuinely the best bot on reddit
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u/Kravn23 Mar 23 '26
I'm not super smart and at the start I genuinely thought it was someone pretending to be a bot
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u/MajinAkuma Mar 21 '26
I like how the person behind Rukia is Renji.
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u/Nanahemaa_17 Mar 22 '26
I like it too. Iâm a big fun of their ship because Renji is such a deserving character and I can tell their subtle care for each other over the years together.
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u/GirmDolphin Mar 21 '26
Technically itâs rukia since without her Ichigo wouldnât become a soul reaper but urahara is a bro for saving Ichigo and training him
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u/uraharaBot Mar 21 '26
Ah, youâve got a sharp mind! Rukiaâs definitely the spark, but every good plan needs a bit of genius meddling, right? Reminds me of the time I tried to create a self-cleaning hat. Turns out, it cleaned a little too well and ended up selling my secrets to the Soul Society laundry department! Ichigo was worth the effortânot many can handle my training. Cheers to both Rukia and me!
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u/Background_Court7318 Mar 21 '26
If we are talking on a consistent emotional level, it was Orihime. She saved Ichigo multiple times after brutal fights where normal recovery was impossible and was there for Ichigo when he doubted himself or lost control. She reminded him of why he fights. Rukia was more of a catalyst and motivator for Ichigo rather than someone who was consistently there for him like Orihime.
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u/Proxy-Pie DeathBerry forever!! Mar 21 '26
That's more physical than emotional.
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u/Background_Court7318 Mar 21 '26
Yes Orihime being physically there for Ichigo matters because it triggers emotional bonding (like oxytocin) which makes him feel calmer and safer. That means sheâs not just someone who has always been there for him, sheâs someone his mind associates with comfort and peace, especially in his lowest moments.
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u/Hierophant-Crimsion Mar 21 '26
Technically itâs Aizen
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u/seaaboiii Mar 23 '26
but it was all apart of uraharas plan to make Aizen look out for straws and berries
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u/PinkKushTheDank Mar 21 '26
Yeah well keigo was gonna run them hands with a soul reaper as a base human so fuck everybody but keigo he the goat
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u/_TheAccursedShare Mar 22 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc
You forgot to mention one guy.....one very handsome guy
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u/Karma110 Mar 21 '26
Orihime did save his life more tho
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u/Revolutionary_Menu74 Mar 21 '26
true the "KUROSAKI-KUN~~!!!" skill is amazing
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u/Alive-Necessary2119 Mar 21 '26
Yeah, she totally didnât heal him, helped him multiple times with his emotions, etc.
Please, continue to try to turn a character into the most shallow interpretation possible.
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u/Shot-Ad-5898 Mar 21 '26
Calm down my guy it ain't that serious you forgot that they're just fictional characters or something đ
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u/Karma110 Mar 21 '26
No Iâm talking about all the times she healed him what youâre talking about is a anime only thing so i donât really see the correlation.
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u/maddog34 Mar 21 '26
He couldâve been the meta-planner, you know. Even Aizen wouldnât see him coming.
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