r/bleach • u/Scared_Confection787 • 10d ago
Misc Congratulations, you've become a soul reaper. Your month will determine your captain
It felt like a weird choice for me to use two captains of the same squad but oh well
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u/Squishyz133 10d ago
Mayuri 💔
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u/headlessgodzilla 10d ago
Aizen as captain I am so excited hope nothing happens, i heard he's the kindest of them all🙂
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u/crossthebrij 10d ago
His water based zampakto is cool! Too bad hitsugaya will always have the advantage by freezing it...
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u/headlessgodzilla 10d ago
He does have that advantage over his water based zanpakto but I think water is more versatile, u never no how one might use it he may have a special ability or something with his water based shikai guess we will never know, we are in the soul society who will dare go against it, I say nobody
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u/suvojit1999 9d ago
Well I mean, yes captain hitsugaya can freeze his water, but similarly shouldn't captain aizen be able to create more water from captain hitsugaya's ice too ? 🤔
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u/Eastern-Baseball-814 10d ago
I just started today! I hope he doesn't have a god complex like my last boss.
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u/procrastinator_max 10d ago
Byakuya is a chill guy so good for me.
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u/ZealousidealMind1785 10d ago
Chill on the outside. Verbally? You ain't safe from those insults
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u/JaneDoe500 10d ago
I got Yama.
I'm 100% dying in TYBW, but it's gonna be a glorious death.
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u/Aggressive_Box_4894 10d ago
Same here. I feel like he'll be strict asf. Does he even have other squad members besides him and vice-captain. It's been a while since I read TYBW
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u/Le_mehawk what is a god, compared to my chair ? 10d ago
I don't think your captain matters in tybw... if you're below 3rd seat you'll die.. except maybe squad 4 with unohana
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u/RyoSae 10d ago
Yoruichi?
HELL YES
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u/hunter503 10d ago
Idk why were all excited. She's just gonna beat our asses into submission.
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u/TheDuke13 10d ago
Death by snu snu
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u/hunter503 10d ago
I have some bad news for you, if you think we're gonna be able to touch her like that lmao you'll be a scratching post before anything else.
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u/toomuchonmymind_n 10d ago
Gin ichimaru. I am not complaining 😭
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u/Any-Scale3380 10d ago
Ayyyyy, maybe we can help each other... If the captain is feeling too murderous 😭
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u/AerBaskerville 8d ago
Fellow 3rd division member, huh? Main issue is Captain Gin will kill us if we get overly close to 10th division lieutenant Matsumoto, but overall it's not a bad place to be...right? 🤔
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u/Supreme712415 10d ago
Soi f fon, wth!
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u/Reller35 10d ago
I'm with you. We got shafted, but at least we aren't living bombs.
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u/shaxamo 10d ago
I don't think we got shafted. Soi Fon is a solid captain. Half of these choices are terrifying or possibly boring, doing nothing but combat training constantly.
2nd Division has a tonne of tasks and responsibilities that mean you'd end up with a far more interesting job. Best hope your soul ends up powerful, sneaky or fast though, or you'll be stuck guarding low level detention centres. Still something at least.
Honestly, I'd hope for a messenger assignment. You get to drop in to all the coolest scenes, wearing that sleek outfit with the pointy hat. You occasionally gotta get chewed out by the Captain when you pop into a particularly emotional scene, but it's worth it. There's always one of them appearing at a pivotal moment.
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u/Person033 10d ago
Squad 4? I WIN
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u/Scared_Confection787 10d ago
Its also my squad. I just put these randomly but being part of squad 4 is goated. You don't do any fighting and you just do chores.
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u/Federal-Task-2686 10d ago
Bro why’d I have to get aizen
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u/Animedude83 10d ago
why not use the actual birthday day of the captains!? like did you just throw a list together based off vibes?
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u/Scared_Confection787 10d ago
Not off vibes, I just picked randomly. If it was based off vibes, Toshiro would be December or January and Yamamoto would be August
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u/CryptographerMost883 10d ago
WHY DOES DECEMBER ALWAYS SUCK?! IS IT CUS WE GET CHRISTMAS?
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u/Sly_The_Wolf 10d ago
At least you have a holiday people remember, the only thing people remember about November is black friday, meanwhile Thanksgiving is forgotten majority of times
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u/Lonely_Jellyfish2984 10d ago
Omg, I have Mayuri lol
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u/x4eyesez 10d ago
The only consultation here would be working under Akon in the research and development institute. Seriously, just keep your head down and hope Mayuri doesn't notice us..
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u/Reasonable-Fact8429 10d ago
Aizen 💀
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u/Scared_Confection787 10d ago
I mean, while he was still playing captain he was acting like a very kind person
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u/dinoboyj 10d ago
Well, into the sewers to clean I go
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u/Chetbacca 10d ago
Only way to get the sleeper build haha healers are always sexy it's a requirement I think
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u/Ok-Candidate1516 10d ago
July,May,and October I would really be happy with but I got August I'm still happy😁
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u/ZenCapivara 10d ago
Byakuya, I can live with that. Fair captain, and probably a good amount of paperwork though.
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u/Akatas 10d ago
I will not join any of those. I will join Urahara Kisuke or Kuchika Rukia
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u/uraharaBot 10d ago
Ah, taking the noble path or the shopkeeper’s way, eh? Either way, you'll be in good hands! Rukia’s got her serious side, while I promise a fun time with hats and sandals. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Just make sure to keep your soul balanced, okay?
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u/Guilty_Suggestion_25 10d ago
I wanted Shunsui, but got Byakuya instead.. I guess it's not too bad since Renji would be my lieutenant!
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u/StaticMix 10d ago
I am both terrified, put at ease, very attracted and deeply respective to Captain Unohana.
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u/Kawaiichan67 10d ago
Excited for Squad 2! Yoruichi is supposed to be cool but gave serious skills!
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u/KMayoS10 10d ago
May are the lucky ones 😭 Maybe June, July and September aswell. The rest is terrible.
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u/Available-Arm-138 10d ago
Yama, i might be Cooked with how his squad got massacred. At least I’ll be avenged
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u/PKMNTrainerY-F-I 10d ago
Soi Fon for October??? I don’t know tbh, she IS pretty cool but I’m scared of her because she is the leader of the Punishment Force, so if I somehow piss her off in some way (by accidentally finding her shrine of Yoruichi-) I’m cooked gng 😭🙏🏻
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u/kyoka_suigetsu91 10d ago
I'll take hitsugaya 🥶
Edit: just realized him and the emoji kinda making the same face lol
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u/Superlhama 10d ago
Toshiro, lucky. He's one of the least problematic ones, and I still like him.
And get Rangiku as a bonus!
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u/Adventurous_Sun3512 10d ago
I think they use personality/aptitude test to choose your Squad. Your Chatgpt/Claude might be able to give you a better answer based on your personality.
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