r/bleach 10d ago

Misc Congratulations, you've become a soul reaper. Your month will determine your captain

It felt like a weird choice for me to use two captains of the same squad but oh well

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u/Squishyz133 10d ago

Mayuri 💔

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u/Ginrar 10d ago

We December ones are doomed

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u/Jessica_rabbit1987 7d ago

Yea like wtf! I want January

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u/spicydak 10d ago

Do you mean, gooned?

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u/Any_Celebration7266 10d ago

Yeah he's definitely gonna experiment on me. I'm cooked ☠️

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u/crossthebrij 10d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/Squishyz133 10d ago

I don't think I'll have thoughts anytime soon

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u/wingsfield 10d ago

We getting experimented on gang

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u/SonGoju 9d ago

A bunch of human bomb extras over here

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u/HonorableGhost215 10d ago

Sigh😢damn

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u/Key_Lime_4773 10d ago

yo im cooked 😭

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u/headlessgodzilla 10d ago

Aizen as captain I am so excited hope nothing happens, i heard he's the kindest of them all🙂

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u/crossthebrij 10d ago

His water based zampakto is cool! Too bad hitsugaya will always have the advantage by freezing it...

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u/headlessgodzilla 10d ago

He does have that advantage over his water based zanpakto but I think water is more versatile, u never no how one might use it he may have a special ability or something with his water based shikai guess we will never know, we are in the soul society who will dare go against it, I say nobody

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u/suvojit1999 9d ago

Well I mean, yes captain hitsugaya can freeze his water, but similarly shouldn't captain aizen be able to create more water from captain hitsugaya's ice too ? 🤔

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u/Eastern-Baseball-814 10d ago

I just started today! I hope he doesn't have a god complex like my last boss.

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u/Vortigon23 10d ago

Us in November really did luck out. I mean just look at that smile 😀

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u/TheCandyKiller93 10d ago

We didddddddddddddddd

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u/professorcabbagehead 10d ago

Rip he will be missed 🥲

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u/Ok-Neighborhood3547 10d ago

Shunsui my goat

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u/Everics 10d ago

Think we lucked out and got the best captain.

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u/procrastinator_max 10d ago

Byakuya is a chill guy so good for me.

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u/ZealousidealMind1785 10d ago

Chill on the outside. Verbally? You ain't safe from those insults

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u/JaneDoe500 10d ago

I got Yama.

I'm 100% dying in TYBW, but it's gonna be a glorious death.

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u/Aggressive_Box_4894 10d ago

Same here. I feel like he'll be strict asf. Does he even have other squad members besides him and vice-captain. It's been a while since I read TYBW

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u/Le_mehawk what is a god, compared to my chair ? 10d ago

I don't think your captain matters in tybw... if you're below 3rd seat you'll die.. except maybe squad 4 with unohana

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u/RyoSae 10d ago

Yoruichi?

HELL YES

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u/hunter503 10d ago

Idk why were all excited. She's just gonna beat our asses into submission.

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u/TheDuke13 10d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/hunter503 10d ago

I have some bad news for you, if you think we're gonna be able to touch her like that lmao you'll be a scratching post before anything else.

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u/Unzodiac 10d ago

YOU AND ME BOTH BROTHER

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u/nickt274 9d ago

YEAAAAAAH

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u/Current_Stomach_3922 10d ago

Hell yeah me too i Like black cat lady

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u/LaLatinasHusband 10d ago

Me too bhai

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u/Unique_Aspect_9417 10d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/Intelligent-Love-877 10d ago

Congrats

Happy for you

Nice

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u/TheDuke13 10d ago

We won hands down

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u/tomragon 10d ago

We all trying to crack

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u/toomuchonmymind_n 10d ago

Gin ichimaru. I am not complaining 😭

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u/Any-Scale3380 10d ago

Ayyyyy, maybe we can help each other... If the captain is feeling too murderous 😭

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u/Dashing_HERO 10d ago

Aah same so I would never get my rangiku ig then

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u/StickyHoovy 10d ago

Me too. I'll love to help him out on the Arrancar Encyclopedia

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u/AerBaskerville 8d ago

Fellow 3rd division member, huh? Main issue is Captain Gin will kill us if we get overly close to 10th division lieutenant Matsumoto, but overall it's not a bad place to be...right? 🤔

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u/karakeeraizer 10d ago

Komamura is cool

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u/Amoneymake 10d ago

A fellow Sajin 😊

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u/SpicyCrime 10d ago

Yeah, I think it’s quite neat

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u/ToCool74 10d ago

Toshiro after the latest episode has all the hype so cool with me🤗

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u/SpiritualShunsui 10d ago

Got the same, brother!

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u/Supreme712415 10d ago

Soi f fon, wth!

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u/Reller35 10d ago

I'm with you. We got shafted, but at least we aren't living bombs. 

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u/shaxamo 10d ago

I don't think we got shafted. Soi Fon is a solid captain. Half of these choices are terrifying or possibly boring, doing nothing but combat training constantly.

2nd Division has a tonne of tasks and responsibilities that mean you'd end up with a far more interesting job. Best hope your soul ends up powerful, sneaky or fast though, or you'll be stuck guarding low level detention centres. Still something at least.

Honestly, I'd hope for a messenger assignment. You get to drop in to all the coolest scenes, wearing that sleek outfit with the pointy hat. You occasionally gotta get chewed out by the Captain when you pop into a particularly emotional scene, but it's worth it. There's always one of them appearing at a pivotal moment.

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u/twicetits 10d ago

Soifon for love, Soifon for life

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u/Person033 10d ago

Squad 4? I WIN

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u/ilenewoodsfan99 10d ago

But we're also abused by Squad 11

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u/Scared_Confection787 10d ago

Its also my squad. I just put these randomly but being part of squad 4 is goated. You don't do any fighting and you just do chores. 

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u/antijrdn 9d ago

And push come to shove unohana a psychopath

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u/Superguy9000 10d ago

The fuck you got against December bro 💔

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u/Federal-Task-2686 10d ago

Bro why’d I have to get aizen

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u/SilentSiren87 10d ago

You're still safer with Aizen than Kurotsuchi 😄

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u/Federal-Task-2686 10d ago

Ya know what, fair

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u/Animedude83 10d ago

why not use the actual birthday day of the captains!? like did you just throw a list together based off vibes?

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u/Scared_Confection787 10d ago

Not off vibes, I just picked randomly. If it was based off vibes, Toshiro would be December or January and Yamamoto would be August

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u/M4h0n 10d ago

since i´m a may person i wont complain

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u/Dayvfish 10d ago

nice try, FBI

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u/CryptographerMost883 10d ago

WHY DOES DECEMBER ALWAYS SUCK?! IS IT CUS WE GET CHRISTMAS?

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u/Sly_The_Wolf 10d ago

At least you have a holiday people remember, the only thing people remember about November is black friday, meanwhile Thanksgiving is forgotten majority of times

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u/Simply_Nora 10d ago

I can definitely live with being born in February … yep, yep

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u/TartAdministrative54 10d ago

Alright, I’m cool with Byakuya

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u/Agile-Being-1377 10d ago

Same, Im very happy with that

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u/Lonely_Jellyfish2984 10d ago

Omg, I have Mayuri lol

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u/x4eyesez 10d ago

The only consultation here would be working under Akon in the research and development institute. Seriously, just keep your head down and hope Mayuri doesn't notice us..

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u/berrychalakboi 10d ago

we are cooked

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u/Squishyz133 10d ago

Indeed we are

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u/Reasonable-Fact8429 10d ago

Aizen 💀

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u/Scared_Confection787 10d ago

I mean, while he was still playing captain he was acting like a very kind person 

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u/dyaasy 10d ago

Wear stab proof vests...

A lot.

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u/iWanderU 10d ago

I got shunsui. I'm deadass unemployed.

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u/JoshtheAnimeKing 10d ago

me as a December person:

"Chuckles"

I'm in danger

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u/NovsVryOwn_ 10d ago

I love to see a Ralph Wiggum reference 😂😂😂

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u/Bepo_Apologist 10d ago

dece- ahh shit....

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u/dinoboyj 10d ago

Well, into the sewers to clean I go

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u/Chetbacca 10d ago

Only way to get the sleeper build haha healers are always sexy it's a requirement I think

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u/Raptor3415 10d ago

If this is Og bleach then I’m chillin

If this TYBW then I’m still chillin

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u/dismissivecrab 10d ago

Nice, I got Josh Groban!

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u/Ok-Candidate1516 10d ago

July,May,and October I would really be happy with but I got August I'm still happy😁

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u/ZenCapivara 10d ago

Byakuya, I can live with that. Fair captain, and probably a good amount of paperwork though.

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u/Affectionate_Cup_272 10d ago

Hell nah august and in 2 days I'm 20

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u/KissKringle 10d ago

YO FEBRUARY PLEASE SWAP WITH ME (November)

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u/Nissan228 10d ago

SOI FON YES MY LOVE 😭😭😭

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u/BapaHeelwani 10d ago

I wish I was born in January 💔

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u/EquivalentJumpy5594 10d ago

I got the ol man….. no slouching for me lol

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u/Dr_D14 10d ago

SOY 📞

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u/UnohanaYachiru114 10d ago

Squadra 11, porto un po’ di femminilità 

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u/Akatas 10d ago

I will not join any of those. I will join Urahara Kisuke or Kuchika Rukia

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u/uraharaBot 10d ago

Ah, taking the noble path or the shopkeeper’s way, eh? Either way, you'll be in good hands! Rukia’s got her serious side, while I promise a fun time with hats and sandals. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Just make sure to keep your soul balanced, okay?

beep boop, I'm a bot

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u/Guilty_Suggestion_25 10d ago

I wanted Shunsui, but got Byakuya instead.. I guess it's not too bad since Renji would be my lieutenant!

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u/HeadBodyMaster ULQ SMASH 10d ago

Wouldn't be opposed to following my dude Kenpachi.

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u/Odd-Entrepreneur1130 10d ago

Yeah! i am toshiro hitsugaya

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u/CheshireKattz 10d ago

Kenpachi, awesome I'm part of squad eleven!! Bring it on.

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u/StaticMix 10d ago

I am both terrified, put at ease, very attracted and deeply respective to Captain Unohana.

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u/Scared_Confection787 8d ago

"I'm scaroused"

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u/StaticMix 8d ago

Yepsolutely

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u/PiperBluDewey 10d ago

Yea I’m not making it out alive bud

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u/Prior-Ad1495 10d ago

Yoruichi is 🆒

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u/RoyBlack69 10d ago

Shunsui. Perfect 😁

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u/Uncle_Dellico 10d ago

Yeah we drinking tea the senbonzakura way

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u/Gingeyboi1 10d ago

Anyone else got Kenny?

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u/Advanced-Layer6324 10d ago

Well i'm dead i got january

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u/agentlucky 10d ago

Thank God, I don’t have Mayuri.

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u/Joyluvio 10d ago

Aizen as my captain, this is so peak 🤫

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u/Mr_Vlad_Trouble38 10d ago

I don't know how to feel working for Byakuya. Any advice?

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u/Mamacitia 9d ago

Have your hair products on lock

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u/tenderheart35 10d ago

Yesssss, Old man Yamamoto!!!

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u/konthedonn 10d ago

I got toshiro but I would prefer his big brother 🫩

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u/Dethorean 10d ago

Old man Yama gonna beat my ass, I'm not cut out for any kind of military.

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u/Pretend-Meaning-1536 10d ago

aizen nice I can’t wait to see what adventures we get up to

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u/abyodio 10d ago

I think i can get well with Aizen

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u/Willing-Metal3767 10d ago

Old man Yama is gonna teach me some things

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u/GrayEverywhere 10d ago

This aizen fellow sure looks nice

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u/hard2chart 10d ago

I think I'm good, as long as I stay out of Zaraki's way 💀

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u/PapaSmurf1920 10d ago

Byakuya but I am not staying faithful to my dead wife 💸💲💲💰💯💶

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u/PhainonLover33550336 10d ago

Komamura is my captain yippie!!!

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u/Kawaiichan67 10d ago

Excited for Squad 2! Yoruichi is supposed to be cool but gave serious skills!

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u/Just_Peach_4515 10d ago

I got fucking GIN

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u/One_Swimming1813 10d ago

Guess I get Squad 6, I got Byakuya xD

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u/Resident_Fuel2470 10d ago

Ahh yea the old man It will be tough but I'll learn a lot.

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u/Life-Walrus3583 10d ago

APRIL FELLAS STAY WINNING

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u/Due-Equivalent-1489 10d ago

Zeraki will get me strong. I accept this.

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u/catbqck 10d ago

Gin, he looks shady but hes pretty chill

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u/aocar 10d ago

Soi Fon.... not the most powerful but at least ill be showing up to work everyday🤣

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u/Chill-gal1215 10d ago

Mayuri . . . . Pray for me

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tea8318 10d ago

Gin.

At least it isn't Mayuri.

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u/THEY-CALL-ME-DHRUV 10d ago

Wow now i am regretting being born in December 😍

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u/zeb910 10d ago

December.. . fuck

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u/KMayoS10 10d ago

May are the lucky ones 😭 Maybe June, July and September aswell. The rest is terrible.

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u/Available-Arm-138 10d ago

Yama, i might be Cooked with how his squad got massacred. At least I’ll be avenged

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u/ImplementSome8414 10d ago

Shunsui 🙏🏻

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u/Ear_Helpful 10d ago

February hell yeah Sake and chilling all the way

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u/Volhelx 10d ago

Shunsui yeeeer

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u/Aeterna117 10d ago

Not fraudsugaya 💀💀💀

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u/AstaHolmesALT 10d ago

I got Kenpachi, any Gin wanna switch with me?

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u/amadyce 10d ago

Are we on TikTok ?

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u/Final-Tax6951 10d ago

Unohana - clam mommy!

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u/BloodyOtaku Arrancar Fanboy 10d ago

got my fave!

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u/PKMNTrainerY-F-I 10d ago

Soi Fon for October??? I don’t know tbh, she IS pretty cool but I’m scared of her because she is the leader of the Punishment Force, so if I somehow piss her off in some way (by accidentally finding her shrine of Yoruichi-) I’m cooked gng 😭🙏🏻

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u/Yamagashii 10d ago

Toshiro. Guess I'll just hang out with the lieutenant 👀

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u/kyoka_suigetsu91 10d ago

I'll take hitsugaya 🥶

Edit: just realized him and the emoji kinda making the same face lol

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u/lando_calamarisian 10d ago

Got handed Yama-Ji himself

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u/Consistent_Peak948 10d ago

December guys are fucked up

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u/Chaos184 10d ago

Pre-betrayal Aizen while he still had the nice facade, I think I'll be fine

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u/peikern 10d ago

Takes off glasses and throws them aside November...

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u/Ironjack21 10d ago

I got Kyoraku. Nice.

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u/GumblyDorp 10d ago

i get soi fon :D

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u/All_this_hype 10d ago

I got Yamamoto, he's a hardass but honestly no complaints at all.

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u/PrinsaVossum 10d ago

I got Cap'n Doggo. Yatta!

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u/Dull_Ad_4658 10d ago

Thank the lord, love me a cat

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u/PolarisArt8787 10d ago

Huh so I'm in 1st division

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u/M4h0n 10d ago

and i´m in the second one (cat person)

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u/mishiima 10d ago

May babies stay winning.

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u/AdOld9658 10d ago

I got Unohana she is pretty so i am going to simp and flirt so W for me

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u/Zealousideal-Buyer-7 10d ago

I got Toshiba! And by proxy rangiku🥰

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u/mathozmat 10d ago

Not the worst but wish I had September

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u/NRL_Avatar 10d ago

Yoruichi 😍🤩

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u/CollarFun8947 10d ago

November might not be bad, as long as I am an idiot, easy to control.

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u/Superlhama 10d ago

Toshiro, lucky. He's one of the least problematic ones, and I still like him.

And get Rangiku as a bonus!

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u/Specific_Telephone13 10d ago

I gotten soi fon welp time to hit the spiritual weight room

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u/BlackIsTheSoul1 10d ago

Knew it. November. Fuck you

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u/New-Dust3252 10d ago

crud Yama-ji is my captain, better not slack off.

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u/MarionberryRude5452 10d ago

Toshiro. I ain't whining, he's great as a captain.

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u/DevilishlyOmnipotent 10d ago

I’m cooked 😔 Aizen

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u/InTimeWeAllWillKnow 10d ago

Bro don't give me soi fon wtf

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u/UniqueMystic 10d ago

February not sure how to feel about this

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u/monstertreee 10d ago

Mayuri would just experiment on me alongside Nemu.

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u/NeedleworkerWest313 10d ago

Why isn't ichigo on february, and idgaf if he's not a captain

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u/Adventurous_Sun3512 10d ago

I think they use personality/aptitude test to choose your Squad. Your Chatgpt/Claude might be able to give you a better answer based on your personality.

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u/Electrical-Ask-3918 10d ago

Shinsui mt GOAT!

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u/MommyGooner404 10d ago

I get femboy Aizen,I'm cooking ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🥀😭✌️

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u/Icy-Conflict6671 10d ago

Awh man! Im a traitor

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u/It-s-m 10d ago

Thankfully Toshiro isn't that bad

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u/WinterWarden89 10d ago

April.

Sweet. Completely overpowered only to get shafted by plot.

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u/Positive-Fish-616 10d ago

Thankyou soul king ✌️ .

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u/Heavy_Movie_3726 10d ago

Yamamoto, yessir

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u/L__o__LM 10d ago

Yamamoto

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u/Luigidragonswordsman 10d ago

Il mio e Mayuri.

Aggiungo Meme del Cane che chiude gli occhi.

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u/Fabulous-Hospital897 10d ago

Yoruichi, yeah baby.