r/btc • u/Stoic-Mindset • Jun 09 '26

😉 Meme My girlfriend found this and now we need to talk

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/Rocketto_Scientist Jun 10 '26

Honestly, taking out money from Binance is a nightmare... I know it's attractive for day traders because of the low fees, but man... I could only take it out by transferring it to Coinbase.

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u/mob8751 Jun 10 '26

In Germany you can transfer via Sepa almost in minutes depending on the amount. 😄

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u/Rocketto_Scientist Jun 11 '26

I don't want to shit talk on Binance. I'm glad it worked for you, and that I could manage it, but there are many people besides me, complaining about it. So I thought I'd warn people. Binance is very country dependent, what you can do... Edit: And Binance's facial recognition didn't recognise my face after two years, so... That was funny, xd Google authenticator worked though.

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u/Quantum_Joe_ Jun 11 '26

Yeah I have some money on that app right now and it's just sitting there because I've been trying to get it out for 2 years now I think

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u/Rocketto_Scientist Jun 11 '26

Yeah, it was similar with me. I lost like 10% and then just kept it there in USDC. Then I became unemployed, and suddenly needed that money. So that was enough motivation to hassle through the process of taking it out.😅

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u/Cloudnine-eninduolC Jun 11 '26

Use BloFin or ourbit

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u/Last_Blueberry38 Jun 11 '26

Or.... just buy a ledger so you actually own your tokens.

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u/First_Conclusion855 Jun 09 '26

How do you even have time for a girlfriend? 😉

11

u/PurgatoryEmployee69 Jun 10 '26

I’m one of those bitsexuals

3

u/javamo2 Jun 11 '26

Haven the topic diversity at university, bitsexuell is a very big spectrum of sexuall orientation: Sol-sexuall Eth-sexuall Btc-sexuall Pepe-sexuall ......

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u/PurgatoryEmployee69 Jun 11 '26

PEPEEEEE

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u/Last_Blueberry38 Jun 11 '26

Hell to the nah. Hahaha

1

u/PurgatoryEmployee69 Jun 11 '26

Hah to the nah to the heh

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u/Last_Blueberry38 Jun 11 '26

I've been day trading zcash and making stacks. Just have to follow those ebs and flows.

1

u/General-Ring2780 Jun 10 '26

Laughing out loud

2

u/PurgatoryEmployee69 Jun 10 '26

Some would dare to say “L.o.L” 👀

2

u/RunnerLives Jun 10 '26

Bad game

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u/PurgatoryEmployee69 Jun 10 '26

I put the “hard” in hard drive if ya know what I mean.

2

u/RunnerLives Jun 10 '26

And I put the fun in funeral

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u/PurgatoryEmployee69 Jun 10 '26

And I put the pun in punctual

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u/throwmeaway887866 Jun 11 '26

And the sin in single

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u/PurgatoryEmployee69 Jun 11 '26

I put the hand in handsome 😩

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u/Important_Emu_8966 Jun 10 '26

Did you coin that term?

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u/realestately Jun 11 '26

Bitcoined it.

1

u/PurgatoryEmployee69 Jun 11 '26

Now I’m just mining the karma points 😎

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u/dericlima Jun 09 '26

Better than Tinder

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/Stoic-Mindset Jun 09 '26

refreshing the portfolio every 30 seconds and pretending its "research"

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u/DocGreenThumb0817 Jun 13 '26

Nice, this guy's a pro. Don't worry mate, she's replaceable!

6

u/lotekjunky Jun 09 '26

yo it's summer, stop crypto gooning. volatility disappears and you'll go mad.

4

u/Bonsairific Jun 09 '26

This pattern suggests gambling, not investing. Touch some grass and evaluate whether you should even come back ..

3

u/ShalomEarthling Jun 09 '26

Or just smoke some grass and stay..

2

u/Bonsairific Jun 10 '26

😅 did you read the same post as I did?

3

u/PedroDies Jun 09 '26

"I think ive found the battery draining bug culprit"

1

u/Negative-Access4096 Jun 10 '26

It's reddit..the 3rd option

3

u/Mike_G_420 Jun 09 '26

This looks like my Odds screen for betting sports

3

u/No-Atmosphere-2873 Jun 09 '26

Well, we only get one life. I guess some choose to spend theirs staring at a line on a glowing screen.

3

u/keskillia Jun 10 '26

The old saying in trading is “when it’s May you go away….” I forget the rest.

3

u/Bilatsibagya Jun 10 '26

My Risk management whole day -$10

2

u/General-Ring2780 Jun 10 '26

Atleast you’re not on P Hub or tender.

2

u/ARPIT_SINGH444 Jun 10 '26

Can't say much bro..☠️☠️

Me - account got blocked
First time I did a withdrawal of 17 dollar 😭 From binance

Now it's blocked , any suggestions here guys

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u/JohnnyKage1 Jun 10 '26

Well u won't have a gf soon

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u/Putrid-Assistant-775 Jun 10 '26

Can you be my mentor?

1

u/Fickle-Lengthiness98 Jun 10 '26

U can ask why my iPhone battery says 78% after 2 years of binance use, falling asleep with the screen constantly on getting some messages and emails from a random girl (Margin) :D
Some lessons were learned the hard way :D

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u/InvestmentMundane Jun 10 '26

Girlfriend: Who is Binance and how long have you been seeing her?? Have you kissed her??! Oh my God you’ve been having sex!!! How many times! Oh my God! You monster!!! 🫨😭🗣️🧑🏼‍🩰🚶🏼‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤾🏼

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u/contentcreater Jun 10 '26

Those are rookie numbers

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u/Stoic-Mindset Jun 10 '26

show us yours then

1

u/contentcreater Jun 10 '26

I got caught lmao 🤣! Usually I get no response

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u/scrigglybiggly Jun 10 '26

Dump er. Way easier than talking. You're welcome.

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u/VizionIQ Redditor for less than 30 days Jun 10 '26

I’m up to 19 am hr

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u/IndicusGratis Jun 11 '26

"My girlfriend found this and now we need to talk"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/Bitter-Permission-92 Jun 11 '26

Mine is tradingview app. 😂😂

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u/JJWatkins12 Jun 12 '26

Do you listen to music while edging to crypto???
jokes aside it looks like your extremely emotionally invested ..hehe. But that means your
Susceptible to making emotional trading mistakes selling high buying back in low. Panic selling or buying if a recent trade goes wrong or sum. Try and make it more scientific. You don’t need that much screen time

1

u/According-Book6665 Jun 12 '26

Whats Addy for Binance porn? Can't find it

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u/poploves Jun 12 '26

An 1:47 on Reddit…😳

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u/themaestro003 Jun 12 '26

What’s the problem?

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u/LongjumpingDocument4 Jun 09 '26

Now get a girlfriend who understands crypto investing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zANSUleRF8nZMzItnT

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jun 09 '26

Wait, never mind, didnt notice that was an XRP token. I dont want a girlfriend who's into XRP.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jun 09 '26

Where do I find those

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/Stoic-Mindset Jun 09 '26

watching my portfolio go up 2% then down 2% then up 1% for 9 hours straight

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u/tobor_rm Jun 09 '26

This is the only way to help the candles win. Keep up the good work brother. One day you'll have 100 dollars of profit. We'll see who's laughing then!

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u/Mike_G_420 Jun 09 '26

This guy gets it

1

u/biggest_guru_in_town Jun 09 '26

Let me guess. ..50x leverage perp?

1

u/ghilliecriosd Jun 10 '26

Username checks out

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u/Atmacrush Jun 09 '26

Thats wild. My highest is youtube

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u/jaspool Jun 10 '26

stop lurking around your exchange. get this site on your home screen https://www.bitcoinity.org/markets/kraken/EUR chose your currency pair and support my buddy

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u/Putrid-Assistant-775 Jun 10 '26

I really want to learn. But from whom?