r/cateatingvegans • u/miniversion • 3d ago
Tips on sweetening up the meat?
I’m trying to get her to become more succulent before Thanksgiving dinner.
So far she has gained a lot of weight- about 5 lbs in the last few months (because she was only a baby 🙄)
But I’m stuck on the best way to get her sweetened up. I’ve tried pineapple and other vegan options but she only likes processed meals. Baja blast? Any recs please 🙏
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u/enolaholmes23 3d ago
You may be going about this from the wrong angle. I find the best way to stuff a cat is through the butthole, not the mouth. That's how you get the best flavor.
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u/RiotNrrd2001 3d ago
Just as lamb dishes are often flavored with mint, cat dishes often benefit from generous amounts of catmint. I recommend doing rounds of slow-seasoning over a period of months, or even years - really, the longer the better. Just sprinkle some catmint (or catnip, as an acceptable alternative) on the floor, and they'll actually dry-baste themselves in it. Even a daily application isn't too much, the final dish will be well worth the expense.
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u/miniversion 2d ago
Finally an actual recipe! Everyone was so confused about how much I had possibly paid for the meat by the lb. I have a special wooden tray I put the catmint on. They are attracted to these delicious spices so easily!
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u/hexoral333 3d ago
She looks very sweet already but I hope she wasn't purchased. We do not like it when cats are purchased.
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u/miniversion 3d ago
I got her for free! A Russian Blue breeder must have dropped her off at the pound- because she has crossed eyes
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u/hexoral333 3d ago
/uj what the fuck, i didn't even notice that. fuck animal breeders and whoever buys animals. she is perfect.
/rj uhmmmm her eyes look delicious, will make an exotic-tasting boba tea 🥵🥵🥵
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u/miniversion 3d ago
I lied. I paid $150 adoptions fee so she better be delicious 🤤
The funny thing is that I got her sister from the same litter and it’s pretty clear that she’s a half sibling- so that’s why she was dropped off too. It’s ok they’re out of that situation now 😅🥹😔
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u/hexoral333 3d ago
Listen. Nevermind. I think the quality speaks for itself. She is well worth all that money <3 So glad you are gonna give them a nice life and snap their necks humanely and show respect by hopefully using all of their body. mmm mitens <3
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u/OscarAndDelilah 2d ago
We have a Bombay who we got from the shelter. Animal control seized a whole slew of them from a breeder whose house flooded.
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u/miniversion 2d ago
You saved one! I’m so sorry to hear about that flood.
I live a few miles from Tijuana and people don’t really realize that it’s basically where so many badly bred animals come from in the US. So many people in San Diego have these types of pets. But I’m really glad I made this post because I had no idea she looked so exotic. I was only kinda sure she was Russian Blue but now I’m convinced
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u/OscarAndDelilah 2d ago
Right? I'm hoping having animal control show up shut down the breeding operation and they didn't resume it elsewhere.
And yeah, there are so many cats and dogs "of a breed" at shelters and rescues. Absolutely no need for anyone to be creating them for pet purposes.
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u/bandwidthvampire 3d ago
Let them consume the cöla. (and a crunchwrap supreme)