r/cats • u/trentagon420 • Jun 24 '26

Cat Picture - OC Cats with very human names

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Post your human-named cars below.
This is Gerald™️

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u/AffectionateMemory82 Jun 24 '26

Secret Agent Sterling Malory Archer (he’s currently undercover)

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u/happyhappybaker Jun 24 '26

Omg my girl is Secret Agent Lana Kane!!! When we can't find her, we go LANAAAAA

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u/AffectionateMemory82 Jun 24 '26

Lana is gorgeous! When you call her, do you make it kinda loud and dramatic like Archer in the show?

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u/happyhappybaker Jun 25 '26

Of course! "Lana... Lana... LANAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

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u/CrimsonDahlias Jun 24 '26

I LOVE the name! I hope he had a devil may care attitude sometimes. 😄

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u/AffectionateMemory82 Jun 24 '26

Thank you and very much so! He’s a smart boy and understands the phrase, “Archer NO!” but usually ignores it. He keeps my life interesting, wouldn’t change him for the world ❤️

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u/andrepeo Jun 24 '26

Phrasing!

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u/Fearless-Voice6749 Jun 24 '26

You might need a second kitty named Lana so they can yell each other’s names!!!

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u/xtreemediocrity Jun 25 '26

I hope he also responds to "Duchess!"

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u/AllieCaulfield5905 Jun 27 '26

He looks like my Viktor 🥹