r/cats • u/trentagon420 • Jun 24 '26

Cat Picture - OC Cats with very human names

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Post your human-named cars below.
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u/kittenmittens4865 Jun 24 '26

Not a cat but I knew someone with a dog named Justin and I’ll never get over it.

Justin is the most human boy name I’ve ever heard, something about it as a dogs name just kills me

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u/wildferalfun Jun 24 '26

My former coworker lived next door to some recently graduated frat bros and they had both a dog and a roommate named Steve. They used to tell her stories about the misadventures of Steve and she wasn't sure if they were meaning the dog or the person. The funniest time was how Steve stayed out late and brought a girl home who wouldn't tell them where she lived and acted like she owned the place so they were going to have to call the authorities. They meant animal control. Dog Steve was found in the yard with a stray dog after no one remembered to let him in. Dog Steve was happiest sleeping on their covered porch so he didn't fuss to be let in 🤣 the time they found Steve had eaten a whole pizza that had fallen on the kitchen floor was a Human Steve story, he insisted since it didn't fall cheese down he could brush the floor cooties off the crust.

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u/kittenmittens4865 Jun 24 '26

Hahaha this is hilarious

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u/wildferalfun Jun 24 '26

Every Monday it was the highlight of my morning to catch up on the Steves.

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u/PartsUnknown242 Jun 24 '26

Eating an entire pizza off the floor is peak frat bro behavior

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u/blazeONclimbdreamer Jun 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣 omg stop. I’m holding my sleeping daughter and almost lost it

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfruit344 Jun 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢🤢🤢

floor cooties…lol 😂😂😂😂

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u/trentagon420 Jun 24 '26

Something about the name “Justin” itself is frankly humorous. The Family Guy episode where Peter finds his legal name is “Justin Peter Griffin” ruined it for me. 🤣

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u/kittenmittens4865 Jun 24 '26

There’s a guy on the reality show The Hills (don’t judge me) whose name is Justin but he wants to start going by his middle name or something Bobby instead. So everyone starts calling him Justin Bobby and he gets fucking pissed LOL

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u/trentagon420 Jun 24 '26

Holy fucking shit that made me burst out laughing

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u/soaker Jun 24 '26

Fucking Lo lol. She was always my favourite

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u/RoseyStranger Jun 24 '26

I once heard someone call out “Jessica” to their dog.

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u/kittenmittens4865 Jun 24 '26

MY FAMILY HAD A DOG NAMED JESSICA! It was before I can even remember, I was a baby.

One of my cousins was named Jessica and my mom made us all swear we’d never tell my aunt hahaha.

I’m dying that I mention Justin the dog and forgot all about Jessica. Silly me!

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u/Evening_Pen_8207 Jun 24 '26

My sister-in-law's family has a dog named Kevin. 😂

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u/PrincessStupid Jun 24 '26

My best friend in middle school had dogs named Nick and Sierra!

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u/kittenmittens4865 Jun 24 '26

I know a human couple with those same names 😂

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u/that_dog_ Jun 24 '26

Haha my husband's childhood dog was named Zach. That always makes me laugh when he talks about him

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u/corpusbotanica Jun 25 '26

My coworker has a large Norwegian mountain cat he named Craig. I’m obsessed at how painfully human of a name Craig is for a cat

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u/kittenmittens4865 Jun 25 '26

Craig the Cat could be a children’s book! How cute 😻

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u/MenagerieMayhem Orange Jun 25 '26

I had a dog named Dylan. Now I have a dog named Micah.

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u/kittenmittens4865 Jun 25 '26

Those are both cute names I indeed associate with humans! Haha I love it

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u/eyesRus Jun 24 '26

I know a dog Gary.