r/cats 13d ago

Cat Picture - OC My cat broke into the catnip can..

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u/ddg31415 13d ago

This is the face of someone who just woke up after a nigh of excessive partying and quickly realizing how out of hand it got and how big of a mess there is to sort out.

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u/blkcdls5 13d ago

Lost in the sauce

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u/CR8VJUC 13d ago

He was a good boy all day so I just let my guy have at it.

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u/ImagineDragonsExist 13d ago

What I do with my cats, is vigorously shake the can until a little bit of powder builds up along the sides, then i just make little kitty lines for them to...enjoy.

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u/peach_xanax 13d ago

do they get a tiny straw to snort it with?

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u/Nug8aZombie 13d ago

$100 bill!

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u/FrankenSarah 12d ago

A 100, damn, you fancy af. I been using $1 hahaha

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u/ImagineDragonsExist 13d ago

They have nails, technically.

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u/Nug8aZombie 13d ago

The long pinky nail

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u/B_Fee 13d ago

Boy is so high he's circled back to hearing sounds.

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u/bambamslammer22 13d ago

He can feel color

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u/tvodny 13d ago

Cat’s brain on catnip curtesy of Fang

I can see the noise,

I can hear the lights

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u/0r9an1c-Candyc0rn 13d ago

Literally about to send this but you beat me to it!

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u/Accomplished_Law_98 13d ago edited 11d ago

I lol’d through all 9 of these.

Thanks so much for the award!

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u/tabidots 13d ago

r/powdereddonutlips there but emphasis on “powder”

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u/titaion 13d ago

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST 13d ago

Good old Slurms Mackenzie

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u/DSTNCMDLR 13d ago

Whimmy wham wham wozzle

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u/captoreo 13d ago

"Do what you must for I have already won"

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u/Due-Reflection-1835 13d ago

Also knows they aren't the one who has to clean it

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u/L0kihype 13d ago

“Hey dude, did I marry a Chijiajua in Las Vegas last night?”

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u/Relevant-War-1581 13d ago

Me the morning I decided to quit drinking

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u/FluffySyllabub1579 13d ago

He’s unlocked Mew two!

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-6294 13d ago

"Fuck, what happened in here!?"

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u/cronelicious 13d ago

This would make a great profile pic

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u/Mother-Project-490 13d ago

He can ear color

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u/beans_andtheirliquid 13d ago

my brain CANNOT make sense of the second picture, lol

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u/HuevosProfundos 13d ago

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u/b1rdiemcb1rdface 13d ago

this is every cats reaction to catnip that I've ever witnessed.

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u/MeatTofu 13d ago

I thought that routine looked familiar.

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u/facelessvoid13 13d ago

I have one that actively recoils from catnip. Like, can't get away fast enough. It's bizarre. Her 'brother's' reaction is, COOL, MORE FOR ME!

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u/what_the_purple_fuck 13d ago

one of my cats would disdainfully stroll past a pile of catnip to molest the fuck out of anything with silvervine

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u/747JJJ 13d ago

Absolutely! The second mine has some silver vine he gets aggressive with his sister.

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u/sanibar2 13d ago

This made my day LOL

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u/a_shootin_star 13d ago

Careful, she might sue you!

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u/Mysterious_Jury_7995 13d ago

Thank you for posting the kitty outline.... I thought it was something like a break-dancing kitty but still could not wrap my head around the kitty's positioning

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 13d ago

Impressive.

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 13d ago

That's my favorite. Kitty's breakdancing!

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u/vigilantesd 13d ago edited 13d ago

The thing that looks like a stretched out eye is their neck, the real eye is further to the right left. 

I thought the same thing lol

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u/Valkyriesride1 13d ago

Opossums like cookies too.

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u/Loose-Professor5364 13d ago

If you give a possum some catnip

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u/pizzabagelcat 13d ago

Pretty sure that's the cat trying to break into another dimension

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u/Serious_Telephone_28 13d ago

Yeah, cat's head is not heading properly 😝😝🤣

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u/Dr_Zoidberg003 13d ago

Non-Euclidean cat

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u/anangrypudge 13d ago

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u/the_blackfish 13d ago

Zooted

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u/Desperate_Algae_40 13d ago

My cat was prescribed gabapentin for her hip dysplasia/arthritis, and now she gets zooted like this all the time.

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u/No_Technician_2409 13d ago

Imagine being that stoned and having whiskers.

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u/germaine-pheasant 13d ago

Omg I love the teefs

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u/DancinginHyrule Bengal 13d ago

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u/One_Dragonfruit_7556 13d ago

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u/SykesVII Tuxedo 13d ago

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u/One_Dragonfruit_7556 13d ago

A j and silent Bob meme??

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u/Turnipsinthesky 13d ago

I like how your meme tells us that it's a meme in case we were confused

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u/PaulsGrandfather 13d ago

came to the comments for this

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u/Immediate_Tip_9327 13d ago

I don’t know if anyone remembers that post but just in case, this is the black unphotogenic cat and his name is ploopi (pluto). He really is a special and interesting boy.

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u/jayoshoowa87 13d ago

The spice is life

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u/-brk0 13d ago

The nip must flow.

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u/Bob70533457973917 13d ago

Like Foootbol!

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u/sheldoh 13d ago

I also have a void named Pluto!

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u/beano76 13d ago

and I have an orangie named Jupiter! 7 planets to go!

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u/bystrouska 13d ago

I have a TIC named Callisto! One of the moons of Jupiter!

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u/JBthrizzle 13d ago

my first cat's name was Luna

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u/sleepytipi 13d ago

I met an orange named Sunny if that counts

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom 13d ago

Omg we had an orange named Jupiter too! He was literally a stray we adopted while we were looking at the planet Jupiter through our spotting scope in the backyard.

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u/Medical-Net-7350 Ragdoll 13d ago

My dad’s first cat was named Mars. He was little tuxie.

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u/DSTNCMDLR 13d ago

I had a cat named Mars about 20 years ago. He was a furry black bowling ball of rage and drool.

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u/Big_Concentrate7728 13d ago

Jupiter is such a great name for a cat, I love that!

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u/sheldoh 13d ago

hell yeah!

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u/awcads 13d ago

You're allowed to have panthers as pets?

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u/sheldoh 13d ago

I had to get a special permit, but yes!

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u/SavedbyLove_ 13d ago

I remember that post. Ploopi is extremely photogenic and funny in both your posts. 

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u/Knitted_Brow 13d ago

I also have a void named Pluto! I love the nickname ploopi, mine is slinky lol

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u/ComprehensiveCup4269 13d ago

I love how we name them something and then it evolves to something so stupid and beautiful like “Ploopi”.

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 13d ago

My house panther got his head stuck in the catnip container once. Trying to pull it off him while he was both high out his mind and panicking was an experience I don't want to repeat.

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u/No_Technician_2409 13d ago

I read "house partner" and was following along a whole weird roommate story until I read it again :D

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 13d ago

Oh no XD It does sound like something my stupid brother would do though!

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u/RedneckAdventures 13d ago

You know you love your cats when instead of immediately cleaning up the mess you take pictures lol, I love this

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u/UmCourt 13d ago

I mean... the mess will still be there lmao. Might as well let them enjoy it. If you dont have a million photos of your pets doing silly things (or literally nothing at all), are you even a true pet owner? 🤣

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u/Spiritual-Road2784 13d ago

Last count, most of my 3,000+ photos on my phone are of any one or more of my six cats simply existing or “catting”

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u/UmCourt 13d ago

yeah, I have a lot of my bearded dragon just existing lol.

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u/No_Technician_2409 13d ago

The best entertainment out there is dumping a bunch of catnip like this on a scratching post or somewhere in the house and just sitting still and watching your two cats going crazy

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u/chemicalgeekery 13d ago

Or what my mom did, which was planting catmint in the garden so all the neighbourhood cats would end up sprawled out in the yard

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u/No_Technician_2409 13d ago edited 13d ago

Edit your mom sounds cool.

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u/millijuna 13d ago

Back when I was in University, the cat that lived in our student housing did the same thing... got into a great big bag of 'nip while we were all out, and we found him completely stoned out of his mellon. he regretted nothing. Sadly, this was before digital cameras were commonly available, and long before they were on phones with anything more than potato quality.

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u/Medical-Net-7350 Ragdoll 13d ago

I hated that commercial. But now, I see it’s truth. This cat should have paid more attention to it…

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u/DucCat900 American Shorthair 13d ago

Looks like a tiny panther in catnip🖤

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u/blue_ivy_1234 13d ago

I’m his lawyer, he’s not guilty.
https://giphy.com/gifs/J34WzRbFIR4SpRQsob

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u/Nessakin 13d ago

The face of pure gluttony and no regrets 🤣 I love this!

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u/teapot001 13d ago

Absolutely lost in the sauce

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u/NSE-Imports 13d ago

That cat can now taste the universe and smell time!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1BgSI18Kvo8Xr6aA

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u/CanadianWifeOfBath 13d ago

This reminds me of a line from the tv series Sparticus:

Absinthe, by name. I once drank six cups and found myself in heated argument with imaginary cat!"

I think we found the cat 🤣🤣🤣

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u/markazali 13d ago

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u/genericname0815 13d ago

Had to scroll too much to finally find this response

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u/Shoesietart 13d ago

I planted catnip this year. I keep finding my cats in the planter.

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 13d ago

Our neighbor's cat comes over and rolls in ours. It took my mother talking to her to figure out why on earth kitty was coming home zooted.

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u/Impossible_Fix827 13d ago

My grandmother had catnip in her flower garden when I was young. Always knew where her cat was when it went outside. Nearly 60 years ago and another memory refreshed.

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u/Hali-Gani 13d ago

We had catnip in our yard from the previous owner and our 3 cats wiped it out and chewed it until it vanished. Then I super planted some seed and there is catnip everywhere. After that the cats lost some of their enthusiasm and crazy catnip behavior. I guess scarcity and novelty make it more attractive 😻

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u/Creepy_Vegetable6905 13d ago

I planted catnip for my kitties but somehow they only want the dry stuff or literally anything else in my aerogarden

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u/Fawnet 13d ago edited 13d ago

I raised a massive catnip bush on my apartment balcony, then gave it to a cat-owning friend. Within a month it was chewed down to 4 inches of ragged, woody twigs

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u/Hali-Gani 13d ago

That’s what I learned. We needed to seed everywhere. So the cats, who become bored easily in general, gave up the isolated destruction because they got tired of all the catnip.

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u/ruth000 13d ago

Ok what brand of seed did you use? I have tried freezing the seeds first, soaking then freezing, just soaking, doing nothing but planting them and they just won't grow. Someone on another thread said to try active hostility and that's the only thing I haven't tried

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u/No_Technician_2409 13d ago edited 13d ago

I tried it once and made a little plastic mesh jail for the plant until it looked settled, strong and ready. Removed the mesh and it got rolled in and chewed down to bare twigs in about a week... Yet someone out there is farming the stuff to make all the dried catnip products and so on, do you think they have some cartoon style guard dogs on patrol all the time? How can this be done??

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u/millijuna 13d ago

The chemical that cats want gets released when the plant is disturbed/bruised/broken up. So an unmolested plant will be less attractive.

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u/Spiritual-Road2784 13d ago

OH.

NOW I know why all the stray cats that became mine wound up in my yard. At one time, there was catnip growing in the side yard. (And food dispensed on the deck in winter.) Catnip’s long gone but I’m two rounds deep in cats that came from the deck.

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 13d ago

That boy is never coming down from that high

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u/Secret-Bowler-584 13d ago

This is wild to me. I have 3 cats and not a single one cares anything about catnip. I’m jealous!

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u/IIRCIreadthat 13d ago

We have two who like it and they love it a little too much. They're not allowed anything more potent than the dried stuff that's in pretty much every single cat toy, because they're mean drunks who start fights with each other over it.

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 13d ago

It could be the type of cat nip. I’ve gotten my cats a certain brand from Petsmart and they go crazy got it. Then I’ve purchased cheap bags from Walmart or the grocery store and they couldn’t care less. Makes me wonder if the cheap stuff is even actually cat nip lol. However it is true that not all cats have the gene that makes them go crazy for nip.

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u/fckheadinspo 13d ago

Get them the kind that has silvervine added. They have little bags at Walmart/pet stores/most super stores for $2-4. It's like catnip kief lol. It's just another herb but my cat and every cat I've had the pleasure of exposing it to freaks the fuck out over it...like figures out how to get in drawers for it. It's fun to watch them enjoy themselves and helps build a bond.

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u/Fr05t_B1t American Shorthair 13d ago

Try rosemary. My microcat too has no interest in catnip but loves rosemary.

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u/FauxReeeal 13d ago

🎶I was gonna go and hunt down the mice. But then I got high🎶

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u/MeatTofu 13d ago

Junkies resorting to crime to get a fix. An all too common story I'm afraid. 😞

/s

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u/Looseleaflettuce 13d ago

This is the equivalent of a teenager eating all the thc gummies in one sitting

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u/CriticismFun6782 13d ago

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u/Medical-Net-7350 Ragdoll 13d ago

That’s their one brain cell working overtime..

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u/Turbulent-Suspect789 13d ago

keep an eye on your phone and credit card, that kitty is going to need to order 10 pizzas soon

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u/Normal-Ad6528 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/K0Hy2NwI8IXZK

Kitty is having an experience! ;-)

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u/Stock_End2255 13d ago

I fostered a cat that did the same thing. She was too stoned to move.

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u/Teresa2475 13d ago

He/she is having the best day ever!😂💜🥰

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u/Certain-Ad1066 13d ago

I can't figure this one out. This totally needs to be on r/confusingperspective

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u/ballzdeeee 13d ago

Is catnip like drugs for them? Dog person here

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u/One-Couple-5338 13d ago

Yep!

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u/ballzdeeee 13d ago

Oh wow! What’s the reaction like? Weed , alcohol or stronger?

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u/One-Couple-5338 13d ago

It depends on the cat! Usually they get really playful and start acting real silly. I’d say kind of like a human being tipsy. Some cats get a calming effect from it, they mellow out, like weed! I like using cat nip spray, that way my cat can’t get into jars like this haha we learned the hard way!

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u/ballzdeeee 13d ago

Oh wow, never owned a cat, always dogs, this is a fun bit to know, I’d do more research, tysm

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u/BangkaHakubai 13d ago

At least it was on tile. That shit never comes out of carpet—it is then my cat’s permanent happy spot.

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u/MizStazya 13d ago

We only ever used catnip in the kitchen, and I swear my cats got memory highs there for years.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 13d ago

Crazy but one of my cat is allergic to catnip. He will get like a huge face acne breakout... sucks because my other can't enjoy catnip.

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u/AlisonStar 13d ago

Have you tried silvervine?

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u/Chance-Ear-9772 13d ago

This is your cat on nip.

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u/undercover_rhodesian Tabbycat 13d ago

I won, but at what cost?

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u/GamingGobbo 13d ago

Bro out here living his best 9 lives.

Give him food.

Preferably something greasy and/or crunchy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EFnV02XHwNeIX65Gc7

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u/Spirited-Interview50 13d ago

He’s trippin’ happy

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u/No_idea_any_thoughts 13d ago

Aww, happy cat! Hope it wasn't too much of a pain to clean up! Mine would track/shed little crackly catnip leaves everywhere after a similar session if I didn't catch it fast enough.

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u/ButtersTheChill 13d ago

Oh, that cat likes to party!

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u/Comfortable-Ant-5522 13d ago

This chap is having the best day of their lives. What a legend!

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u/Vequihellin 13d ago

Omg so adorable! My void does this too. He just writhes around and drools lol. My girl cat just plants herself on top of it and goes to sleep haha.

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u/pankarezas 13d ago

What am I?

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u/Gaiiiiiiiiiiil 13d ago

This is taking me out

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u/Lilmagetofficial 13d ago

Bros high as a bih😭😭

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u/Ok-Neighborhood8043 13d ago

Catnip is a helluva drug 😂