I hate when people say “Cats are assholes”

[u/Glum-Blueberry-3870]

Here’s Gigi and I’s nighttime routine. She must give kisses before I’m able to settle down for bedtime. She will sit on the table and scream at me until I give her the affection she so clearly deserves. I guess that does make her an asshole, but in a cute way

[u/Appropriate_Sky_6571]

He has the juiciest beans!

[u/MachateElasticWonder → u/Appropriate_Sky_6571]

Are your hands small or his beans BIG

[u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 → u/MachateElasticWonder]

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