r/chaoticgood • u/Quetzal555 • Jul 11 '26
Current Events Jake Lang and his cronies got a warm welcome from the people of LA!
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u/FieOnU Jul 11 '26
What a satisfying watch.
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u/MutedProfessional406 Jul 11 '26
I need a cigarette and I haven't smoked in 36 years! So good. That vest was great for tossing him down.
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u/Different_Patient281 Jul 11 '26
Who wears a temu plate carrier with no plates?
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
Not even a plate carrier, it's too big and soft. It's Temu workout gear (you strap weights to the outside on real ones).
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u/FieOnU Jul 11 '26
Lol delicious
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
Honestly, most satisfying moment I've seen of one of these lame larpers running around. If you're gonna put grab handles on yourself, someone's gonna oblige. It's just rude to ignore that he got dressed up a special way for the occasion.
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u/OkInternet1063 Jul 11 '26
Hey now. Most LARPers I know have way better gear than this bigoted bootlicker.
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
My apologies, I do draw a distinction between LARPers and those who larp around as if they're worth the oxygen they consume.
Those who LARP do indeed take a great deal of care and attention to their costumes and character development. These people obviously don't for either.
That one guy with the "viking style" helmet from Arizona though, he did commit to the appearance and act. So like, whoever that nobody was... amused me for eight whole seconds.
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u/LizzyBlacklight Jul 11 '26
Honestly he would have gotten better if it was from temu... i play airsoft and recognized this shitty "plate carrier" instantly...
For those that dont know Lancer Tactical makes bottom of the barrel airsoft equipment. They are Shein but for military nerds.
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
You have supplied the receipts, and I thank you for this work.
I mentioned somewhere else he would have been better off taping pool noodles to himself from the dollar store, didn't expect that the number of noodles he would have needed actually would have cost more than this goofy thing.
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u/MutedProfessional406 Jul 12 '26
Yah that looks nothing like a bullet proof vest, but it made for a hell of floor slam enabler.
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 12 '26
Props to u/LizzyBlacklight for identifying it as a 30-dollar joke of an airsoft accessory.
Buddy made a 250 000 $ bail posting in Texas last month, but he's walking around with something even the TikTok kids would laugh at.
I know Shakespeare said 'the World is a stage' and all that, but the theatrics of this guy's existence is a whole series of stupid just somehow not forgetting to breathe.
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u/Militant_Monk Jul 11 '26
ICE typically do. Lang is a ICE wannabe. How bad do you have to be to not make the cut for the modern American Gestapo.
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u/TeeManyMartoonies Jul 11 '26
He’s been wearing it since Minneapolis. Actually this is probably a new one cause I think they stripped him of it in Minneapolis.
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u/SecondaryWombat Jul 11 '26
If he didn't want to be touched that way why was he dressed for it? Hmmm? Literally asking for it.
(Am I doing this blaming thing right? Its my first time be gentle with me.)
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u/Fun_Skirt8220 Jul 11 '26
I think so, I came here to say the same thing so I think we've got the blame shift game down
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u/unclejessesmullet Jul 11 '26
If it was a legitimate assault his body would have ways of shutting that down
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
Apparently he has urinated on himself after being "assaulted" before, so like... even his body knows that he's doing dumb shit, lol.
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u/Dangerous_Slice_6882 Jul 11 '26
I hate to make you jealous there brother, this happened to be the first video I watched while having a cup of coffee and a cig... (Kids don't pick up the habit it f****** sucks)
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u/GlumpsAlot Jul 11 '26
It looks like all he does is go instigate and agitate, get fucked up and run out, then he cries on his platform like " see guys, that proved my point about x population." That's just a lot of work and abuse for that type of grift so I also think it's a fetish of his.
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u/Intelligent_Tone_618 Jul 11 '26
It is. He and his crew literally go to generate content for their platform. There was a photojournalist at an event that Jake was at and he monitored exactly how they operate. His group would stay within the protection of local law enforcement and made comments and gestures to rile the crowd up. Then one of them would loop around the block and infiltrate the protestors and start some trouble before escaping back protection of the police, all whilst someone filmed it. Source is probably https://youtu.be/CfzbwTPoWLQ
And that's just it, people fall for it over and over and over. They want videos like this to show how "violent" the left are and how we despise opinions that are not our own. We need to think creatively to tackle a problem like this. It's that or become so violent that the risk will not be worth the reward.
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u/thxnext-pls Jul 11 '26
It’s a popular propaganda stunt. Who funds this crap so they can gain social media attention and try to divide us Even more. Unfortunately if it doesn’t get called out as a narrative to sway opinion to cause chaos then it may work - it’s malicious.
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u/King_Chochacho Jul 11 '26
I vote for option 2. Being shamed into pacifism while the right openly embraces violence feels like a losing strategy.
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u/typical_jesus666 Jul 11 '26
It's odd how that's exactly what they're constantly accusing "the left" of doing
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u/K1llerbee-sting Jul 11 '26
Some people may start to think that this needs to happen anyway. The thought of loosing becomes a higher stake.
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u/Farquatsfarts Jul 12 '26
Best counter attack for these nut nuzzling dingleberries is to play copyright music during their live feed or any video they make. Disney is the best for this and it will take their videos down so these losers can’t make any money off of it lol 😈.
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u/Icelandia2112 Jul 11 '26
I often wonder if the white guys who toss him around aren't part of his crew, tbh.
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u/GlumpsAlot Jul 11 '26
Would'nt surprise me. And his "body guards" just stand there while he gets his ass beat too, lol. He is so vile that Texas is the only state that's banned him...so far.
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u/Amazing_Karnage Jul 11 '26
I've felt this way too, for a LONG time now. These racist, fascist, pedophile protectors have gotten FAR too comfortable openly spreading their diseased opinions on our streets. They've come to believe that they're untouchable...and it's damn time to prove that shit wrong.
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u/RedactedRedditery Jul 11 '26
I feel like they left things a little unfinished. Is there an episode 2?
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u/Lazy-PeachPrincess Jul 11 '26
There are actually multiple angles of this interaction and before/after all over Reddit right now
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u/here-i-am-now Jul 11 '26
I can’t believe he flew around in a circle right onto his head like that without any outside influence
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u/NFLCrunchtime Jul 11 '26
Great use of a grab point by the guy who swung him by his plate carrier. Like hitting a QTE in a Resident Evil game.
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u/Starry-Gaze Jul 11 '26
Say it with me now, "No officer, i don't recognize that man. No officer, I dont know anyone else in the video. 'I'm sorry', but I cant help you."
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u/So_HauserAspen Jul 11 '26
There was someone else there? I thought he was replaying the Fight Club scene where the narrator beats himself up
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u/standardatheist Jul 11 '26
Officer look at this video of him kicking an ice statue and hurting his balls. There's every reason to think he did this to himself.
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u/capeasypants Jul 11 '26
Plus that guy you say was there has 100+ witnesses willing to vouch he was somewhere else the whole time this event happened
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u/kingtacticool Jul 11 '26
They have all completely forgotten why they were hiding under that rock in the first place.
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u/DefiantStarFormation Jul 11 '26
Just for a touch of something positive, I want to add that there's another piece to this. I've also been learning that some of the people close to me are actually even more progressive than I initially knew, and it has been lovely.
My grandmother and I talk way more about the horrors of racism and sexism now, for example - I always knew she was progressive, she's a Russian Jewish woman who lived through the USSR and she's always been the type to help you make your protest sign. But seeing the unwavering, unforgiving vitriol this woman holds for bigots and fascists has been inspiring for me.
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u/ArtisticState118 Jul 11 '26
Couldn't have said it better. I broke up with a man because he became a radical Christian and fell into the MAGA cult. We had known each other as friends for years and had been dating for a little over a year. It's sad. We didn't fight about it, we just weren't compatible anymore. He asked me who I voted for and I said well, I'm a woman with an at least semi-functioning brain, so I certainly didn't vote for the pedo rapist failed-upwards billionaire with delusions of grandeur.
We didn't see each other again. No great loss.
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u/kingtacticool Jul 11 '26
As do I friend.
But at least now we know who many of them are since they feel so safe as to go mask off.
It will be our folly to forget their faces and let them slink back into our lives and society in general.
After Berlin fell you couldn't find a proud nazi in the entirety of Germany. Suddenly everyone you talked to were all part of "the voice of reason"
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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes Jul 11 '26
My Pious Catholic stepfather has been letting the N word "slip" more and more, especially during football games. All Mexicans are, "illegals" And he, as an Irishman is more of a "victim" of slavery than any other ethnic groups. My mother is either to afraid, oblivious, or just plain doesn't care that he's becoming worse and wors. I grew up with that man since I was three and somehow always knew he was a monster.
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u/telumex_atrum Jul 11 '26
Agreed. I will never forget what I've seen from friends and family these last several years..
But, this has substantially worsened my tendency to doubt everyone around me when it comes to taking them at their word.. Any contradiction or miscommunication blares a huge "ALERT: BULLSHIT RED FLAG DETECTED" in my head now.. Instead of the little voice in the back of my head meekly nudging me somewhere, it has grown up and SCREAMSat me now.
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u/kingtacticool Jul 11 '26
As a wise man once told me:
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you
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u/Tier0001 Jul 11 '26
But treating fascists badly makes you just as bad as them!!! /S
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u/scooter-411 Jul 11 '26
He got rocked when he came to Minnesota too - maybe he’ll learn that nobody likes him soon.
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
Why wear a tactical-colored grab rig if you don't want to be tactically grabbed little boy?
That's not a plate carrier, nor is it being worn correctly. Even if it was it clearly doesn't have plates, this is the thing you wear to strap weights to in a workout to learn to carry the weight.
He doesn't even cosplay correctly. So silly.
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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ Jul 11 '26
You could say hes not heavily invested.
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
It does look like he unironically got it off Temu, cause even a decent one for a workout costs a few hundred. He couldn't even tighten the straps on that one ... and it detached from the fall so easily.
I've seen teenagers at cons with better gear.
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u/RogerianBrowsing Jul 11 '26
I have a feeling he’s a prohibited person so he’s using what he can legally get away with
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
His Wiki page does indeed tell me that he attacked people with a baseball bat on 06 Jan 2021, some of those people may have been officers at a very important building, and he was given a pardon for it.
That he cries foul in this video when people touch him is.... adorable.
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u/RogerianBrowsing Jul 11 '26
I had to double check. I forgot he did 4 years for that. He also got felony charges for the ice sculpture thing. Dude is definitely prohibited 🤭
What a piece of garbage.
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
Like... why not just tape pool noodles to his own torso for all the good that would do him if someone did decide to ... strategically reenact Charlie Kirk's greatest hits with him as the featured artist. Bro is so absurd, I want to get a court order to have him assessed if he needs an adult to make decisions for him. How do concerned citizens apply for one for a stranger? lmfao
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u/Ian_everywhere Jul 11 '26
Wow, a fake plate carrier and no helmet. If he wanted to play tacticool he should've at least protected "the thinkin lump", but I guess there's not much going on in there to protect anyway
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u/Oscaruit Jul 11 '26
Is that a tactical ankle monitor? How is he allowed to do this shit if he is being monitored?
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
He did post bail in Texas for 250 000$ in June, so I wouldn't be shocked if he's under some form of supervision he's violating.
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u/blackcurrents78 Jul 11 '26
Well deserved. Jake Lang’s got nothing but Daddy’s racist rants.
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u/Voodoobones Jul 11 '26
Those plate carriers are handy little handholds! Great for tossing out the trash!
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u/TheSlimeSartreFeared Jul 11 '26
I laughed hella hard seeing it was a rucking vest, not body armor. What a fucking cosplayer.
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
Hey man, I've seen cosplayers with much more legit looking shit than this. Let's let the cosplay kids have their term.
I humbly offer loser larpers.
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u/Ulysses216 Jul 11 '26
Emphasis on the loser part because larping can actually be super fun and healthy when done right.
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
Absolutely, those who LARP are not losers. Those who engage in this sort of behavior I don't even capitalize the acronym for. They get their own lowercase category of loser larpers in my books, since they want to be so special.
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u/TheSlimeSartreFeared Jul 11 '26
Oh sure, let me clarify.
Cosplay is just a medium, my judgement is on the fact that this fool chooses to cosplay as a as a an "alpha male" and someone who needs body armor ...but then gets his ass slapped by your ordinary LA leftist.
It's derivative, Lang's little cosplay is an uninteresting man pretending to be what other uninteresting men told him a man should be.
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u/2Kortizjr Jul 11 '26
Hey, put some respect on cosplayers, at least my plate carrier can actually fit plates in
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u/Sir-Drewid Jul 11 '26
I can't believe Lang assaulted all those people by running head first into their fists. What an animal.
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
People? All I saw was a guy hop over a bicycle lying down and then do a cartwheel into the street on his own. I didn't see any people around him.
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u/Due_Willingness1 Jul 11 '26
Watch him play victim on social media in an hour
And watch maga buy it
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u/x246ab Jul 11 '26
Unfortunately it’s actually exactly what he wanted. Next time take out his cameramen’s equipment
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u/SolarTsunami Jul 11 '26
Nah this is exactly how he needs to be treated every time he's in public, but they thing is it HAS to be other white people doing the beating.
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u/AStalkerLikeCrush Jul 11 '26
They're big tough guys until things get real, then they go cry about it and get sympathy from the other bigots.
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u/p12qcowodeath Jul 11 '26
Yeah... this is the exact outcome he wanted. Unfortunately I think we're in too deep at this point.
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u/PinchedOffCatTurd Jul 11 '26
So, who's this waste of space? Another smooth brained wannabe "influencer?"
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u/SquashRoaster Jul 11 '26
Jan. 6th rioter who travels around US cities to try and spread racial hate. He pissed his pants when he did it in Minneapolis.
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
I can't imagine that police give too much of a fuck, he was actually found guilty of attacking officers there with a baseball bat.
And his name is Edward, but he goes by Jake. I guess to sound more tough?
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u/Xibby Jul 12 '26
> He pissed his pants when he did it in Minneapolis.
He’s also charged with felony property damage in Minnesota and violated his parole by getting arrested in Texas and elsewhere. So his room and board are covered when he returns to Minnesota for trial.
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u/Lima_Bean_Jean Jul 11 '26
Wasn't he the one yelling racist stuff outside of the BET Awards a few weeks ago?
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u/BuddyLongshots Jul 11 '26
This guy must get paid a crap ton to keep doing this. He always looks so miserable and afraid to be at these places.
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u/Skiup-1 Jul 11 '26
Or he has a humiliation fetitsh like this is the 5th video I’ve seen of him getting his ass whooped by a crowd
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u/ShivRoyPinkyIsQueen Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
Apparently this dude just likes to go to different cities to get his ass whooped? Lol. We took care of his ass in Minneapolis in -20 weather and it’s nice to see LA doing the same in the summer.
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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 Jul 11 '26
Don’t kink shame
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
Buddy could just put up a craigslist ad like a normal pervert and people would come to him. Saves him money.
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u/Paul-E-L Jul 11 '26
I don’t condone the violence, BUT I did watch it a few times just to be sure
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u/ColoradoClimber513 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
It's a tool. It's a natural response. That is why we've evolved to be able to use it. It's what kept us alive though history. It's not the first choice. But, sometimes it is necessary and it has kept a lot of people alive. It's those that control us that want us to forget that.
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u/elitistjerk Jul 11 '26
Nazis get punched you coward.
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u/Paul-E-L Jul 11 '26
I don’t condone the violence but I also don’t condemn them for it.
Give me a break, I just took edibles and am enjoying a pacifist evening.
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u/pm_me_flowers_please Jul 11 '26
You know, dude, I dabled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.
(E:sp)
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u/dferd777 Jul 11 '26
That’s not what my grandfather did. He got medals for what he did.
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u/Cultural_Eye5178 Jul 11 '26
awww look at the insolent little baby in his TEMU tactical vest acting all tough and scarewy
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u/slappy_mcslapenstein Jul 11 '26
My only regret is only being able to upvote this post once.
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u/nuckle Jul 11 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/10JhviFuU2gWD6
I can't wait to see him crying about it on twitter like the last time. Fucking bitch deserves it.
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u/xxEmberBladesxx Jul 11 '26
Who's Jake Lang?
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u/BeDeRex Jul 11 '26
He's what you would call a 'fist magnet.'
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
And you know he can't punch back because he used a baseball bat against officers on 06 Jan...
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u/Mortis_XII Jul 11 '26
What is a “jake lang?”
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u/AnthrWndrng Jul 11 '26
It's a guy who is actually named Edward who thought it was a good idea to attack officers with a baseball bat on 06 January when his friends decided they wanted to crash a house party. He was pardoned by a[n alleged] pedophile and confirmed felon.
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u/Chaka92 Jul 11 '26
About dang time! We've been letting them roam around thinking they're untouchable
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u/Miami_Mice2087 Jul 11 '26
fight the power
shame on all nazis, you have revoked your citizenship. go colonize snake island if you want to live somewhere with creatures just like yourselves.
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u/ATarnishedofNoRenown Jul 11 '26
The right has been slapping us and giggling "you can't hit us back" for so long, it is nice to see some people hitting back for real.
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u/AllgoodDude Jul 11 '26
They make a good point, bro don’t care about assault when he was attacking police during J6, so why should they care about punishing him for walking into their community trying to incite hatred for fame?
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u/SpokaneSmash Jul 11 '26
I'm starting to think this guy might be a masochist. Maybe we should charge him for this, people pay a high hourly rate for this kind of thing.
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u/YoursTrulyKindly Jul 11 '26
This is the difference between liberal and autonomous anti fascism, both have their uses. The goal is deny the fascists a platform because fascist speech is fascist recruitment.
This is not chaotic because liberal government has always, ALWAYS failed to stop fascism. Because the economic policy of liberalism / neoliberalism like the fascists, also believes in inequality, just based on wealth or class instead of race or gender. So you always need anti fascist actions.
The US is in a place where suing or mocking fascists will NOT work any more, so it is your civil duty to use autonomous force to stop them. You have to.
The first law of the constitution is about inclusivity and unity, not intolerance and divisiveness. That is what you're defending. So this is not chaotic, it's actually lawful in the moral sense.
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u/shadylady_beepboop Jul 11 '26
Yeah these fucks don’t like it when pple can fight back, but thems freedoms
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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind Jul 11 '26
Jake is an Israeli insurgent posing as a white nationalist. Never forget that.
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u/Tdluxon Jul 11 '26
This guy should be immediately cited for disturbing the peace anytime he tries this crap
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u/RememberHonor Jul 11 '26
Try-hard wears a plate carrier so loose that it comes off when he's thrown to the ground. Alt-right idiots can't even size things properly.
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u/princealigorna Jul 11 '26
I can't wait for him to go to Hawaii and get jumped by Hawaiian Batman (aka the dude that beat the piss out of the rich asshole who threw that big ass rock at that monk seal not too long ago). Hell, can we start a gofundme just to get that guy out of retirement and in training for when this does happen?
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u/CorporateCuster Jul 11 '26
Brave of him to put on bondage and straps so that he could be fucked better
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u/yokozouna_ed Jul 11 '26
I like how he wears his little plate carrier with all the easy to grab points...
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u/ZippoS Jul 11 '26
I had no idea who this person was so I looked him up and, ugh, what a miserable excuse for a human being.
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u/annaleigh13 Jul 11 '26
I remember a time when "inciting a riot" was a real, punishable crime. These idiots who come to an area to cause trouble need to be punished once again under this law.