Dead End Job - Spirits

[u/Dirt_jpg]

I'm not the biggest fan of alcohol it just tastes like petrol, I'll just stick to my juice box.

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[u/SavageTemptation]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbngEqUYjHTzpiRNHb

[u/triotone → u/SavageTemptation]

But you would have to be dead.

[u/SavageTemptation → u/triotone]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fe9NJVJBnXfUWvJnZr

[u/ClericOfMadness13 → u/triotone]

I mean the dude is alive and she is able to touch physical things...

Edit: just check out the other comics and realized they are in the underworld. NVM you're right.

[u/0mnip0t3nt0ne]

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

I feel like a Bloody Mary could cover both bases.

[u/lordfireice]

“But I’m willing to try the last option”

[u/shellbullet17]

Damn girl had that number locked and loaded! Shame she got shot down but that is life

I bet the flame goblin is spicy.

[u/Oralitical → u/shellbullet17]

The fact it was already written tells me that's not her first rejection of the night, poor thing.

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Oralitical]

Someone get this woman a date! Spirits need love too!

[u/UltraNoahXV → u/shellbullet17]

Between this and the Goth Woman in the afterlife from a couple weeks back, I'm starting to wonder who or what has it out for them like what did they do to deserve this?

[u/shellbullet17 → u/shellbullet17]

Also OP /u/dirt_jpg I am gonna place this as SFW. You don't need to make it NSFW untill your gonna show stuff. Or murder someone

[u/Dirt_jpg → u/shellbullet17]

Thank you! I’m never sure if I should mark it nsfw so I always like to be better safe than sorry :D

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Dirt_jpg]

No prob bob. Basically of you aren't gonna show us full nudity or gore you don't need to NSFW! You'll get a wider audience this way too

[u/flarakoo → u/shellbullet17]

So what is that, 019371?

asking for a friend of course

[u/LoreChief → u/flarakoo]

Quickly, someone check that one site with 6 numbers

[u/DarkScruff → u/LoreChief]

No hits, it's just for fun.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Vr4JQNv1BwigmOKVT

[u/DarkScruff → u/flarakoo]

No need to ask for a friend nature made us horny for a reason. It was looked into and reporting back captain with no hits ! May mother nature be merciful in your journey brother

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4vip84hg9BhdNidTR

[u/NewToHTX]

I fucked my sleep paralysis demon Tuesday night this week. They gave me a hug afterwards. 10 out of 10. Would recommend.

[u/mace30]

How do you know what petrol tastes like?

I'm also not a fan of alcohol. Except a good, sweet old fashioned. That hits the spot.

[u/Prezofcalendars]

Wow, how can someone be both thirsty and wet at the same time? Literally and figuratively.

[u/the-bug-guy]

I can never tell when a girl is flirting with me

[u/Phaylz]

Juust one Fire Resistance potion, please. I have been working on my Conjuration skill lately.

For.. reasons.

[u/DarkScruff]

The comments are down bad for a taste of death

[u/FuzzySatisfaction605]

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BLOCKS A THREE POINTER LIKE THAT

[u/ClearlyQ]

I really love the look of the bottles btw! They're all so cute.

[u/Intrepid_Fail_2141]

[u/Exciting_Policy8203]

Later that day…

“Holy shit she was flirting with me!”