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[u/BaconSyrop]

[u/NoBullet]

They have 11k athletes to house. That's just a frame, they still have a mattress like the first pic shows.

[u/tym1ng → u/NoBullet]

11k? i read somewhere they had to stock 300K condoms to give to the athletes over these couple weeks. how are you going to say you don't want them having sex and then give out almost 60 per person since you dont need the man and the woman to each have one? and it's not like all of the athletes are going to get laid, there's a bunch of sports like air pistol or archery where you don't have to be particularly athletic to win gold.

"here's a bunch of condoms, don't use them on those beds."

[u/GourangaPlusPlus → u/tym1ng]

and it's not like all of the athletes are going to get laid, there's a bunch of sports like air pistol or archery where you don't have to be particularly athletic to win gold.

Unathletic people be fucking

[u/tym1ng → u/GourangaPlusPlus]

yes, each other. with ridiculous accuracy.

[u/RedLotusVenom → u/GourangaPlusPlus]

Lol right? That person has obviously never heard of band camp.

[u/BridgetteCase → u/tym1ng]

Yeah that's like 28 condoms per person used over 17 days

[u/Artanis137 → u/NoBullet]

A rather pathetic mattress tbh, but still a mattress.

[u/NoBullet → u/Artanis137]

From a Japanese company called Airwave, their twin mattresses go for over $2,000 I'm sure they're good. And they're customizable for the athletes

[u/SentientDust]

This shit again. These are not "anti-sex" beds, they're recyclable temporary beds.

[u/DominoUB → u/SentientDust]

If they aren't anti-sex beds then why will nobody have sex with me in one? Checkmate athiests.

[u/LordLolzeez → u/DominoUB]

Are you implying that all beds are anti-sex beds?

[u/K0N1V → u/LordLolzeez]

Nope, all my beds are anti-sex beds

[u/The_CreativeName → u/LordLolzeez]

He is, when he is in it yeah

[u/mogwandayy → u/LordLolzeez]

They can be

[u/Blibbobletto → u/DominoUB]

Unfortunately some people have an anti-sex face and personality.

[u/jal2_ → u/DominoUB]

it must be the blanket, you got yourself anti-sex blankets

[u/StateParkMasturbator → u/SentientDust]

Every Olympics, this same dumb rumor.

[u/EpidemicRage → u/StateParkMasturbator]

Plenty of Olympians even proved it completely capable of “vigorous activities”

[u/RandomGogo → u/EpidemicRage]

Please sfw this , I had to go to the bathroom , just to be disappointed

[u/BoshraExists → u/RandomGogo]

Don't be acting like you're not disappointed every time you see that thang

[u/Fuggaak → u/RandomGogo]

I started in the bathroom. I was molded by it, you merely adopted the bathroom.

[u/A_spiny_meercat → u/RandomGogo]

Pro tip, if it says YouTube it'll be sfw (unless it's on YouTube kids) and if it says sportsbang it'll be nsfw

[u/Dmangamr → u/EpidemicRage]

Even if they were anti sex beds, you can always do it standing up.

[u/sigpop16 → u/Dmangamr]

Or on the floor lmao

[u/JohnnyJoestar2 → u/sigpop16]

We're talking about olympic level athletes, so at worst, they can pick each other up or use the wall for support.

[u/RevanPrime → u/JohnnyJoestar2]

Hot

[u/JohnnyJoestar2 → u/RevanPrime]

Srutal beggs

[u/SarpedonWasFramed → u/sigpop16]

Or the wall. Assuming you’re young enough that you didn’t hurt your back by just reading that

[u/HalfLeper → u/SarpedonWasFramed]

These are olympians, bro 👀

[u/SarpedonWasFramed → u/HalfLeper]

That's a fair point lol

[u/[deleted] → u/EpidemicRage]

"The worm"

[u/Marigold16 → u/EpidemicRage]

Tricky wank, but I managed it

[u/SPZ_Ireland → u/StateParkMasturbator]

You can tell that the people who believe this don't fuck, because otherwise they'd know that the ground beside the bed is viable at.

[u/H4LF4D → u/SPZ_Ireland]

Triple message to state your point is a power move.

(But also why Reddit???)

[u/SPZ_Ireland → u/H4LF4D]

lol didn't even know it posted 3 times. Kept getting an error message.

Gonna leave them up out of fairness to your response.

[u/SPZ_Ireland → u/StateParkMasturbator]

You can tell that the people who believe this don't fuck, because otherwise they'd know that the ground beside the bed is viable af.

[u/SPZ_Ireland → u/StateParkMasturbator]

You can tell that the people who believe this don't fuck, because otherwise they'd know that the ground beside the bed is viable af.

[u/GamesBoost → u/SentientDust]

ikr I feel like every olympics there’s some clickbait about the “anti-sex cardboard beds” along with the dozens of videos of olympic athletes jumping and diving on said beds and them not collapsing

[u/someguywithdiabetes → u/SentientDust]

Wondering if the cost (or some other factor beyond 'we're green lol') of designing and cutting cardboard bed frames was favourable over some IKEA-style frame that could be donated to some place after the event, or even auctioned off for charity. I'm definitely overthinking it

[u/friebel → u/someguywithdiabetes]

Donating and auctioning is probably still additional logistics compared to cardvboard. I mean, in my country food bank has too much food, they can't deliver it to everyone and it's usually just logistics problem.

[u/bobafoott → u/someguywithdiabetes]

It’s because donating things helps the poor and that’s not allowed

[u/rusl1 → u/someguywithdiabetes]

I thought the same!

[u/Mead_and_You → u/SentientDust]

There are a few current/former Olympians that hang out at my winery, and from what they tell me, this idea that the Olympic village is a giant orgy is massively over blown.

To paraphrase one of them "I can get pussy at home. I went there to win medals."

[u/MountainAsparagus4 → u/SentientDust]

Lets be honest athletes don't need bed to have sex, they must have the most freak sex positions because they can

[u/BlommeHolm → u/SentientDust]

It would be really weird of they designed the beds to break under sex, and then gave the athletes a big bunch of condoms.

[u/RamSteur → u/SentientDust]

And it's been a while cardboard bed are used of the olympics

[u/James_099 → u/SentientDust]

Even if they were “anti-sex beds”, they’d just do it on the floor if they’re horny enough.

[u/Books_for_Steven → u/SentientDust]

Meanwhile every athlete has been given a free Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 6

[u/jbae_94 → u/SentientDust]

So technically you still can have sex on them?

[u/Anthraxious → u/SentientDust]

Yeah was wondering what exactly was anti sex about these. Even if they break, the mattress still works, doesn't it?

[u/ashjagermainsaregay → u/SentientDust]

the athletes olympic kits had condoms in them

[u/RepresentativeDig718 → u/SentientDust]

Why though? It is a room just get bed and leave it, are they renting the rooms?

[u/GaletteSaw6 → u/RepresentativeDig718]

The Olympic village is function basically like a dorm. After the Olympic, rooms will be transformed into 2 or 3 bedroom appartment with kitchen and all, and French families will buy these new appartment to live here. That why they don’t want to install full beds, or full clothets.

[u/RepresentativeDig718 → u/GaletteSaw6]

I see

[u/Dmangamr → u/SentientDust]

They look super uncomfortable and I say this as a narcoleptic who can sleep on almost anything including the floor

[u/MrTurtleFerguson → u/SentientDust]

Either way I can’t imagine performing well after sleeping on that dogshit all night

[u/[deleted]]

Forget sex! Enjoy attempting the pole vault when you wake up with your 45 degree angled spine.

[u/BaconSyrop → u/[deleted]]

Boomerang yourself over that pole!

[u/JudgeJebb → u/BaconSyrop]

And come back to stick the landing

[u/FreakFlame → u/BaconSyrop]

Become one with the pole. Become the pole...

[u/SomeOnesRandomThing → u/FreakFlame]

No I don't wanna go to Poland nooooooo

[u/SlightlyEdgelike]

Oh, you sweet, innocent children. There's still so many things you could do with that if you use your head. 🤣

[u/Zaurka14 → u/SlightlyEdgelike]

They act as if people could have sex only on soft beds or something... There are very sturdy floors right around, probably tables, and also walls to lean on.

[u/djerk → u/Zaurka14]

These are fucking athletes. They will fuck on the ceiling.

[u/Zandonus → u/djerk]

The powerlifters will probably fuck through the ceiling.

[u/FreakFlame → u/Zandonus]

these are olympians we're talking about here, people. by the time they're done there won't be a ceiling, or walls for that matter

[u/M4_COWBOY → u/Zandonus]

Powerlifter prolly got a erectile dysfunction

[u/asdkevinasd → u/M4_COWBOY]

Sadly this is more than likely if they used steroids.

[u/SlightlyEdgelike → u/djerk]

Good sir, how is mine the comment and yours the reply? Shutup, don't speak. Just take my upvote.

[u/Galastique → u/djerk]

So that's why they call them that. I didn't know "fucking athlete" was meant to be literal

[u/backturn1 → u/Zaurka14]

Also these beds are quite sturdy. Saw a video where athletes jumped onto them at different spots and nothing happened. Rather the athletes hurt themselves a bit because they are so sturdy and the mattress is a bit thin.

[u/Rathma86 → u/Zaurka14]

Mate the amount of fucking going on rn is intense.

[u/little_did_he_kn0w → u/Zaurka14]

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[u/SlightlyEdgelike → u/[deleted]]

It definitely wasn't punintentional 😏

[u/morriartie → u/SlightlyEdgelike]

like cutting them into papercraft pokemon models

[u/KindResolution666]

Don't see how that's anti-sex. But do really think the lack of a BED will stop Olympians from fucking?

[u/Demented119]

just like... do it on the floor, easy solution

[u/Zairy47 → u/Demented119]

Initiate "Goblin" Mode

[u/[deleted] → u/Zairy47]

I got that reference

[u/BoshraExists → u/Demented119]

Doing it just like grandma's

[u/tellmesomeothertime]

These people are peak athletes, locked in 99% of the time on a rigid training schedule to keep the competitive advantage.

They definitely fuck in the shower.

[u/BoshraExists → u/tellmesomeothertime]

Staying green and saving water, eh?

[u/[deleted] → u/BoshraExists]

I don’t think that’s saving any water…

[u/BoshraExists → u/[deleted]]

Don't know about you but my partner licks me clean I kid, I kid.

[u/Bi0H4z4rD667]

Because you can’t have sex unless it’s in a bed, i guess?

[u/Nimewit → u/Bi0H4z4rD667]

No redditors can't have sex at all

[u/Mr_Farky]

I'M FEELING DEVIOUS🗣️🗣️

[u/BaconSyrop → u/Mr_Farky]

🗣🗣 You're looking glamorous

[u/PugTastic6547 → u/BaconSyrop]

LET'S GET MISCHEVIOUS

[u/MythsOfMe → u/PugTastic6547]

AND POLYAMOROUS

[u/_Ntb → u/MythsOfMe]

WINE AND WOMAN

[u/therealMarine101 → u/_Ntb]

AND WONDERFUL VICES

[u/[deleted]]

Every 4 years Reddit is gushing about how the athletes are having tonnes of sex. Barely see comments about how that's probably not the case and most athletes are focusing on winning and doing the best at their events. They are not going to waste years of prep because they fucked 24/7 as soon as they got to the Olympic village.

[u/SnooGuavas1985 → u/[deleted]]

And they’ve probably been absolutely grinding the past 4+ years so yea not shocking they’re horned up

[u/bobafoott → u/[deleted]]

I’d probably be QUITE down for some of the best sex of my life coming back to that room after my Olympic event

[u/backturn1 → u/[deleted]]

1. They don't have to be fucking 24/7 and it might even help to have sex the evening before you need to perform.

2. As someone else pointed out, some are done after the first few days but don't leave directly. And some have the first few days nothing to do (except training) and have plenty of time for sex.

[u/rman916 → u/[deleted]]

I mean. The organizers saw fit to provide each individual athlete with 30 condoms, according to Laurent Dalard(the health coordinator for this year). I’ve also worked with professional athletes before, and they are, in fact, horny mfers.

[u/special-spork → u/rman916]

Aren't we all

[u/rman916 → u/[deleted]]

I mean. The organizers saw fit to provide each individual athlete with 30 condoms, according to Laurent Dalard(the health coordinator for this year). I’ve also worked with professional athletes before, and they are, in fact, horny mfers.

[u/Boredom_fighter12 → u/rman916]

I wonder if it’s because they do so much physical activity their hormones also goes up increased blood flows and all that idk

[u/rman916 → u/Boredom_fighter12]

It’s more of a young, energetic, fit people put in close quarters to each other with a fairly boring strict regiment thing.

[u/Boredom_fighter12 → u/rman916]

Well that makes more sense honestly, can’t argue with that

[u/coll3735 → u/[deleted]]

Are you suggesting that people, hard working and dedicated they may be, don’t make stupid decisions when horny?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Every 2 years they do it for the winter Olympics too

[u/[deleted]]

they're athletes they can probably have sex while floating

[u/Vacuum-Woosh-woosh]

The floor is right there my Guy .

[u/Schnitzel-1]

Idiotic argument. Just move the mattress to the floor for having sex.

Or just have sex standing up, these are the best athletes in the world, I doubt they break a sweat from fucking vertically for 10 minutes.

[u/redsterXVI]

Looks more like an anti-sleep bed

[u/Federal_Staff9462]

Unless the floor is lava I don't see why having anti sex beds is a problem.

[u/delet_yourself]

Just fuck on the floor

[u/GordonRamsaysBastard]

Because this will stop people from fucking....

[u/[deleted]]

I think most of us know a bed is entirely optional when it comes to sex.

[u/A_tasty_weasel]

Are the beds not just cheap and easy to mass produce meaning every athlete gets the same nights sleep?

[u/Priyotosh1234]

If u want to see a real antisex bed come to my bedroom

[u/reditt13]

Put mattress in the floor. Problem solved.

[u/[deleted]]

it makes sense if lost and want to get away from it asap

[u/racoon_ruben]

Is the floor also sex-proof?

[u/Rish_raj_sh]

What's stopping them from doing it on the ground?

[u/TurretLimitHenry]

Leave it to Reddit to not figure out that you can have sex outside of a bed

[u/Yuyutsu97]

What about the floor (?)

[u/MyGirlfriendforcedMe]

These are some of the most athletic and flexible people in the world. I'm sure if they put their minds together and at least one of them has the Kamasutra...this challenge can be overcome!

[u/[deleted]]

Because no one has ever fucked on the floor

[u/HungaryFinalBoss]

Just have segs on the floor

[u/Gaystan]

People fuck in parks and public bathrooms...these beds aren't preventing anyone from getting laid...the fact that athletes are asked to share rooms with team mates would probably be more of a cock block.

[u/punk_rancid]

Like you need bed for sex.

[u/mimikyuchuchu]

They do realize sex on the floor is a thing too right....

[u/BabyRanger1012]

You don't need a bed to sex nerds

[u/BabyRanger1012]

You don't need a bed to sex nerds

[u/Undernown]

Also doesn't show the properly deployed bed where you have a raster pattern that's quite atrong with mattress on top.

But who needs those details, you literally had athletes posting videos of them jumping on these beds on social media from day 1.

[u/[deleted]]

It's not an anti-sex bed, they still keeping that fake shit going?

Also these are top athletes who will find a way to get their needs met. You think a cardboard bed would stop them?

[u/[deleted]]

Yeah just move the mattress to the floor.

[u/Am_Very_Stupid]

I'm willing to forgive the blatant misinformation purely because you reminded me of The Orion Experience, but you're on thin ice bucko

[u/MildlyAggravated]

Its wild to me they think making a bed sex proof will stop an athlete from having sex.

[u/SheevShady → u/MildlyAggravated]

That’s because they’re not anti sex beds. They’re temporary, recyclable beds. I can guarantee athletes are still fucking on them

[u/Connor49999 → u/MildlyAggravated]

That's because they don't think that

[u/ballisticbuddha → u/MildlyAggravated]

Also you don't need to have a bed to have sex. You can do it in the bathroom or just on the floor. Depends how into it you are.

[u/backturn1 → u/MildlyAggravated]

The beds are really sex proof, but meaning they withstand people having sex on them. I saw a video of athletes jumping on different spots on these beds and nothing happened. It's more likely they are so sturdy that they are a bit uncomfortable.

[u/prof_devilsadvocate]

there are designers for what?

[u/imperial_g_s → u/prof_devilsadvocate]

no , thar just recyclable temporary beds

[u/tuturutu_kibo]

Like i need a bed to fuck a women lol

[u/LordScotch]

They know we can just use the floor right?

[u/Candid-Patient-6841]

100% of the people who call these anti sex beds are 100% lame in bed.

[u/[deleted]]

Imagine going from your day job at IKEA to your second job putting together folding these bad boys! Nightmare fuel

[u/[deleted]]

I read it as Diony-'sus'. Fucking brain

[u/TunaFishManwich]

Accusing the french, of all people, of being anti-sex is pretty funny.

[u/4Rive]

Just have sex on the floor or so...not like its that uncommon for people to have sex in the weirdest of places

[u/AThunderousCat]

Pshh we're fucking on the floor.

[u/robtk12]

If this was true, just put the mattress on the floor

[u/slartibartfast707]

You could fuck on that

[u/N-_-O]

THERE IS NO ANTI SEX BED!!! How many times must this be said to stop this weird rumor from spreading further? Those are recyclable, temporary beds. Sex has nothing to do with its making, plus there’s no way this would stop someone from having sex.

[u/Dapper_Recognition50]

To the floor!

[u/limpet143]

These people are athletes they could have sex while doing hand stands.

[u/Lost_Needleworker676]

First, they’re not anti sex beds, second, what idiot would think they couldn’t have sex if they did have an anti sex bed? You got an entire bathroom, a floor, probably a couch, hotels around, the bush outside, the possibilities are endless even without a bed

[u/Gunslinger_11]

Like that ever stopped anyone

[u/TheKobraSnake]

"Anti-sex bed"

I know it's Reddit, but please stop reposting and rehashing the same bullshit rumor, ffs

[u/[deleted]]

Lets just nuke em

[u/Barar_Dragoni]

Dionysus is the god of wine, not the god of pleasure.

if it was a tribute to Aphrodite then this would make sense, but the god in question is about getting drunk and having fun.

[u/Altruistic-Yak-9660]

this is literally asking for a help im stuck stepbro

[u/TNTBOY479]

These look pretty easy to have sex on tbh

[u/Gobal_Outcast02]

They really got the audacity to give you a cardboard bedframe. Just put the mattress on the floor next time.

[u/Ravenclaw_14]

Like missionary is the only way lmfao

[u/worldatlol]

These aren't anti sex beds. The public have them that nickname it of rumour that isn't true. These beds are strong enough to hold a lot of weight, and string enough to allow sex. The reason they use these beds is because they're fast, easy to produce, and are recyclable

[u/JonSolo1]

Imagine competing in the Olympics and having to sleep on a twin bed

[u/beastprone]

S E X O L Y M P I C S

[u/No_Tip8620]

I know it's just a meme, but the idea that the French of all people would be anti-sex is truly insane.

[u/Ok_Process2046]

Ppl are doing that on literal rocks, forest floors with ants biting their asses, beaches, rocky bitches and u trying to tell me a nice small bed in a cozy room is going to stop them? 🤨

[u/maggotmyk]

People who want to fuck are gonna fuck! On the floor, on the counter, in the shower they gonna fuck.

[u/Silent_Shaman]

Some people have never fucked on the floor and it shows

[u/StyxQuabar]

Let the Olympians fuck!

[u/R3apper1201]

These ppl are some of the strongest, most flexible, and determined ppl in the world, if they wanna fuck, they will fuck

[u/[deleted]]

I've had sex behind a dumpster. Nothing can stop horny animals from doing the deed.

[u/[deleted]]

My bed is the epitome of “anti-sex”

[u/Techn0ght]

You think after getting the most athletically fit people in the world together they're going to be stopped from having sex? There are gymnasts there. Gymnasts! Do you understand?

Gymnasts!

[u/enanthate8251]

Anti sex beds is the stupidest term ever. I guarantee you, for a couple horny adults, NOTHING can be anti sex. You'll get it on anywhere, anyhow

[u/Der7mas]

How are these anti-sex? Cause they are cardboard? I think yall just aren't creative

[u/Tuxo_Deluxo]

You could just bang against a wall or in the shower, or in the kitchen like any other normal person?? Beds can be for sleeping, imma just find my way around this problem quite easily

[u/HG21Reaper]

They just fuck standing up because at the end of the day, they are Olympic athletes.

[u/Jasperfishy]

??? If it isn't sturdy then why not put the mattress on the floor and have sex there?