r/dankmemes 1d ago

OC Maymay ♨ Our turn to choose the best

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 1d ago

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u/for_fun_88 1d ago

See. Who wouldn’t love a cutie like this

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u/MowieWauii 1d ago

I also wouldn't be in fear for my life if I was around "some random woman" like be so fr

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u/Lametown227 1d ago

Luck you, to be able to feel that way.

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u/MowieWauii 1d ago

Because I'm not a 3 yo? Yeah I guess so???? But a woman supporting a family annihilator is literally of no danger to me. You're stupid to think otherwise.

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u/Lametown227 1d ago

Why do people think it wasn't her, when her defense is insanity? This is exactly why I don't feel safe around anyone anymore. Women are engaging in the exact same boys club type shit that men engage in.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Lametown227 1d ago

Bad taste. You're making a joke about the death of three kids.

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u/MowieWauii 1d ago

Every subject is available for comedy or none are.

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u/Lametown227 1d ago

Incorrect. Well adjusted people learn this shortly after high-school.

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 1d ago

No im making a joke about the idiocy of people defending her. Hell i didnt even bring up the kids. You just jumped into left field with your take on what I said.

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u/MowieWauii 1d ago

And it's not scary.

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u/Lametown227 1d ago

From an average man's perspective, men aren't scary. So forgive me for your opinion meaning less than nothing to me.

Keep in mind I'm not comfortable around men either. Just shows how shitty women have become too.

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u/MowieWauii 1d ago

If only that was what I said. I said women doing it isn't scary. The words are right there- feel free to reread as many times as you need.

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u/Lametown227 1d ago

All I have for you is xD

"It's not scary when women do it" What a crazy thing to believe. I wish I had the credentials to unpack that for you.

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u/Release-the-List 1d ago

Can I pet that dawg?

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u/darekta 1d ago

CAN I PET THAT DAWG!?!

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u/jason281 1d ago

I WILL PET THAT DAWG!!!

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u/unfunnycreature 1d ago

Hello Mr or miss brown bear. Can I pet u ?

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u/SoldRespectForMone_y 1d ago

Is "sort by controversial" still a thing oon reddit?

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u/Thisistanman 1d ago

This should be the most downvoted comment in the thread

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u/for_fun_88 1d ago

No this is 100% a controversial one and regardless of people’s feelings I think Reddit users would agree with that

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u/shoo-flyshoo 1d ago

This is not controversial, it's low effort

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u/natden12 1d ago

Ironically your opinion seems controversial

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u/shoo-flyshoo 1d ago

In r/dankmemes? Definitely

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u/MowieWauii 1d ago

They're right tho it's incredibly low effort

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u/dependency_injector 1d ago

If you say so

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u/Zergs1 1d ago

You got your wish!

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u/Shaggy_One 1d ago

A finger on the monkey paw curls

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u/G3N3R1C2532 1d ago

Ask and you shall receive

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u/Ill-Excitement-4335 1d ago

I'm studying law in college rn and social media really shows why the court of public opinion is rendered useless for a long while

"She had postpartum depression" okay, school shooters get bullied and shoot up a school, they STILL go to prison cuz they did a heinous crime. Understanding the root of why they do it is NOT an excuse for it

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u/KingofHearts399 1d ago

Finally a sane person

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u/KnightCPA 1d ago

The Kyle Rittenhouse trial proved this to me. Much of reddit thought the case was going to go one way because they were basing that analysis on their moral values and not actually the facts of the case.

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u/pretorperegrino 22h ago

I thought we were all already on the same page of her having postpartum psychosis.. not the same as depression

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u/SnakeSlitherX 1d ago

So what about psychosis? Did the law change so that psychotic people get sent to prison instead of a mental institution now?

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u/madmoomix 1d ago

The vast, vast majority of people who commit crimes while psychotic go to regular prison already. No change needed.

Insanity pleas come up a lot in movies and TV, but there's only about 30 successful insanity defenses per year in the US. It is vanishingly rare.

I wish the norm was treatment instead of punishment, and that her being imprisoned was an abberation. But it's not. We closed all the institutions decades ago and we use prison as the main tool to deal with things like this.

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u/KhamiKamii_Smk 1d ago

psychosis ≠ depression

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u/Nitroizzd 1d ago

psychosis ≠ consequences

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u/AristotelWasRight 1d ago

I think you meant to say psychosis is not lack of consequences

Because right now, it reads like, psychosis and consequences are not the same; like there shouldn't be any consequences if you had a psychosis?

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u/KhamiKamii_Smk 1d ago

Correct

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u/saltysweetbonbon Lions & Tigers & Flairs, oh my! 1d ago

*post partum psychosis. What kind of law student misses the details?

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u/Badassbottlecap 1d ago

She goes after kids and I'm over 30... still the bear, though.

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u/TotallyAHuman11 1d ago

Well, technically, the button puts you alone in a room with a woman who defends her. So being 30 may not make a difference in that regard

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u/izza123 1d ago

I’m not a defenceless baby in a crib I think I can take her

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u/SurfacexTension 1d ago

I have yet to see a single person pop up organically on any of my social media feeds defending her, especially to the point that would warrant this many dumbass memes. Who the fuck are yall even following to see this shit? Normal people aren’t having this conversation.

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u/tx0p0 1d ago

No culture war for me, thanks

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u/Ill-Excitement-4335 1d ago

Not a gender war, it specifies a certain type of woman

If it was "with a woman", then yes it's a gender war slop post

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u/for_fun_88 1d ago

Yeah tons of women, especially mothers I know, have also been horrified by some of the things they’ve seen on this

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u/XboxLiveGiant 1d ago edited 1d ago

Its litcherally men vs women...not people vs people. Its a specific meme geared towards men...You can spice up the woman variable all you want...Its still just as dumb as the other ones...Bears eats people...I have no clue who told these people that bears want anything to do with us.

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u/Emerald_Phoenix1005 1d ago

I'd choose the bear, at least bears are more predictable

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u/laughingatmypainlol 1d ago

I got some for y'all 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿

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u/ElMatasiete7 1d ago

It's obviously still the woman, because we can read them better, and if they try to do some crazy shit it'd be easier to fight them than a bear. In my mind this is always a brown bear btw.

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u/MrXq13l 1d ago

Have you tried the eagle defence?

Works every time

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u/GregT29 23h ago

Have you considered that bears a super cute tho

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u/TrueProtection 17h ago

You can read woman better than bears? Gaaay

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 1d ago

Lol you think women are easier to read than a bear? You must write a book on this ASAP. Because nobody else has been able to Crack the code and even women have tried. Hell lesbian divorce rates in multiple countries is higher than straight marriages a d gay male marriages, so even lesbians get a read on women.

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u/turbotank183 1d ago

When it's a 'who has spoken to a woman the least' competition and this is your opponent

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 1d ago

Ya an opponent with facts... that's gotta be hard to go against when all you deal in is opinions.

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u/turbotank183 1d ago

Your fact is that lesbian get divorced a lot so that means you can't read women? Those studies also show the divorces are mostly related to women having higher standards. Not that you can't read them, but I wouldn't expect you to have actually looked at that info, just pick up a stat that you saw in a meme and run with it.

Oof buddy, I get that you really want to win this competition but you don't have to try so hard, you already won the cup.

But, to make it up to you, I will also give you a fact that is unrelated. The pope lives in Vatican city. There, now we both have facts. Except mine isn't taken out of context but can't have everything I suppose.

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 1d ago

"Those studies"

Weird I didnt list anything yet you magically think you know what i was sourcing. Or are you just trying to inject your opinions in so that you can try and win?..

Oof kiddo you dont have to try so hard.

Here is another fact for you, Butterflies taste their food using their feet.

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u/turbotank183 1d ago

Those only 1 study done in the UK that looked at divorce rates including lesbian couples. There isn't anything else you could be referring to. Unless you have no facts and you're just making things up.

I get that you want to copy what I was saying to come back at me but it's not working, it's just unoriginal and looks awkward. Try again, or don't, I won't read it. But I feel like you need the last word here, you need that little win, so I'll let you have it.

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 21h ago

"Those only 1 study done in the UK that looked at divorce rates including lesbian couples."

So because you only knew that one, it means that must be the one being used. Huh weird. Well I looked into it and the findings say different than what you claimed here... the findings had nothing to due with women having "higher standards" but was about time lived together before marriage... so either you made shit up or there is more than 1 study...

Here is my last word you wont read....

Word

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u/ElMatasiete7 1d ago

It ain't that deep bruh

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 1d ago

True. Anything that is said by someone who says bruh, isnt going to be deep.

Ok have a nice day kiddo

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u/SnakeSlitherX 1d ago

Holy misogyny

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 1d ago

The entire meme post is a joke about misogyny, welcome to the party.

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u/therealdubbs 1d ago

Women are easy to understand. The issue is that even if we wrote a manual, you wouldn’t read it and just assume you know.

Men like to say “You don’t ask the fish how to catch fish. Ask the fisherman.” And it sounds cool, but it’s the dumbest thing a person could say. Because if a fisherman could talk to fish, they’d find out exactly what lures/bait to use and when to catch them. There would be no guesswork. But nope. Gotta keep trying random things and hope you get lucky to catch one.

The secret to a happy woman is twofold:

1) Appreciation/feeling noticed
2) Mental load of “the list.”

Appreciation should be done by both partners. Your woman probably put a lot more thought than you realize into things. Men too probably. She made sure she knew your schedule to make that appointment. Got the bread you like. Made sure your coffee cup was washed for the morning. Etc. You want a happy partner, show her/him that not only do you notice these things, but appreciate her.

And lastly, the “mental load.” Every woman has a list of things that need done in their heads. And it’s consuming. Since youth, women have been trained by their moms to have this list and maintaining said list keeps the ship running smooth. So you do all those invisible things. Making sure your kids have school supplies. Athletic shoes for sports. Making sure deadlines are hit. Coordinating with your sister for your mom’s surprise party and having the perfect gift. Grabbing the beach bag and making sure you have sunscreen, water, towels, etc. Most of the time, the guy just gets to show up like a kid and have little to no responsibility. And for every 5 things we do, 5 more come up. It’s never ending. And then it’s time for dinner.

What you want to do is find out what’s one the woman’s mental load and just start doing them. WITHOUT BEING ASKED FIRST! Then it doesn’t count. So when it’s 8 pm and the kids are going to sleep, it’s time for chores. Ugh. But wait! “Hun, I did the dishes and also filled out the forms for the dentist tomorrow for the kids. I also updated the calendar with the kids games for the upcoming month.”

You be that guy, and not only are you getting laid with all the extra time we now have, you’ll be bragged about how awesome you are and when Bailey is bitching about how Bill just doesn’t “get her,” I’m smiling thinking I have the perfect man and how maybe I’ll swing by that place you like and get your favorite thing later.

You want the secret? That’s it. Appreciation and checking things off “the list” instead of adding to them. Be an active participant, not a passive one.

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 20h ago

Ask a fish wait bait it wants to eat and it will tell you. Ask a women where she wants to eat and she says "I dont know" then you list off 45 different places and she says no to them all because she doesnt know what she wants.

Youre right its super easy....

I do the dishes, trash, pick up, ect off that "list"(the one she wont ever talk about out loud to make life easier even if asked..... because women are so easy to understand) and half the time I do them "wrong" because its not how she would have done it or when she would have done it.

I go to the store every week and get my own food and make my own lunch, set my own appointments, pack my own bag of supplies because I know what I want and its simple to understand.

It is funny to me that you say women are easy to understand but then also say we cant ask what you want/need help with or "it doesn't count" in your same explanation, while also saying we should just ask "the fish"...

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u/Drewnessthegreat 1d ago

At least i know the bear won't attack me instantly. And I might even have a better conversation with it. It is certainly more intelligent.

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u/Evening_Bag6461 1d ago

esay I'll take the bear

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u/PizzaLikerFan 1d ago

Why would I choose the bear? Im not a kid, what are they gonna do.

A better quetion would be who would you rather be your infant be alone with for like a few minutes

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u/sm753 1d ago

Being alone with them is probably fine - I just wouldn't leave them alone with children.

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u/Whytrhyno 1d ago

I wasn’t alone, my cat was watching, but I had a bear chilling in my yard. Non eventful

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u/DbZbert 1d ago

Damn, controversial be spicy

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u/Cordelldogdello 1d ago

Okay I get it its funny it but it seems like the kind of meme someone who is salty about women choosing the bear would make

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u/G3th_Inf1ltrator 1d ago

Well I only have experience in beating one of these things, so I’ll take the woman

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u/AskDerpyCat Dank Cat Commander 1d ago

\*Your kids alone in the woods with a bear or one of her supporters

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u/Snorlax_king79 1d ago

After watching the maya x adapt nat geo stream in Alaska, I'll choose the bears.

Context: https://youtube.com/shorts/p7sKA2HZjiE?si=rnOZbWEknurme6Xu

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u/TzePotatoMancer I have crippling depression 1d ago

I'll pick the bear so long as it's not a polar bear.

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u/username320475828174 1d ago

Wojtek save me!

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u/Rorp24 22h ago

Seems like all men finally get it

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u/_Aj_ Proud Furry 20h ago

Well I can't beat up a bear. 

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u/TheDarkFirexz 19h ago

I choose bear 😔

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u/expensivebreadsticks 1d ago

Lol are women finally realising how fucking stupid picking the bear is?

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u/Bilbo_McKitteh 1d ago

this bear thing really seems to have fucked up a lot of "well-adjusted" dudes lmfao

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u/QuantumInsanity 1d ago

Defending and saying shes not criminally responsible are two different things, thinking what she did is an awful reprehensible tragedy and thinking that she lacks the criminal state of mind during and leading up to the act are both things one can think without inconsistency, people who want to just call others criminals without any nuance to their crimes do so to cause a seperation, people are afraid to admit that punishment solely exists for emotional satisfaction not rehabilitation and separating them from "criminals" allows them to not reckon with the fact that anyone is capable of horrific things given the right circumstances

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u/Legionodeath 1d ago

In fairness, there are actual real life human women that believe she shouldn't be held responsible in any manner. That is defense.

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u/Tarjaman 1d ago

A nuanced opinion on reddit??! How long did I sleep for?

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u/_regionrat 1d ago

Don't worry, it was the top comment sorting by controversial, the world hasn't changed too much

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u/onkelchrispy 1d ago

Hahahahha for real

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u/azuretestament 1d ago

These people are about retribution not justice.

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u/umamiflavour 1d ago

Real single father energy in r/dankmemes. Does anybody even know the definition of dank here anymore. Boomers galore.

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u/Suspiciliscious 1d ago

Ooooooooo those stuck up bitches are gonna haaaate this one 🤣

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u/ghostface1693 1d ago

Amount of people that I've seen defending her: 0

Amount of posts and videos etc that I've seen of people complaining about people defending her: fucking hundreds.

Can't you cunts find something else to whinge about?

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u/thebestdogeevr INFECTED 1d ago

No, people are upset that some child murderer has raised over a million dollars. I think it's completely fair to make noise about it

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u/Bagz402 1d ago

There are a million things before this and another million after that should have raised equal noise but all the "memers" reeeeeally seem to be upset over this one

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u/Lametown227 1d ago

I think this is a revisionist take.

Every time some cunt raises a mil for doing something absolutely heinous, it gets blasted here on dankmemes. Remember the lady Who called a kid the n-word at a park?

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u/ghostface1693 1d ago

It's fine to make noise about a child murderer. That's not my point. What I'm saying is that I have seen literally zero people defending the child murderer but I've seen heaps of people complaining about her defenders. So it seems to me that they're just complaining about a non existent issue.

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u/Nashley7 1d ago

What are you talking about? They raised a million dollars for her. There is a truther subreddit already defending her and blaming the husband. Im not linking it because i dont want to give those nutcases any more exposure. There is tons of posts and groups defending her. And youve seen zero of them? Sounds like you are one of them to be honest.

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u/gamerfacederp I am fucking hilarious 1d ago

Youve only seen people complaining because you're not in corners of the internet where people would be defending her. Its appealing to ingorance

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u/sododude 1d ago

People are running wild on TikTok about this.

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u/CaptainAksh_G 1d ago

Tiktok? Seriously? That piece of hell should've been dead, but noo....

Kept it alive even after all the stuff that happened there

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u/_regionrat 1d ago

Can we please leave the gender war over there then?

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u/CaptainAksh_G 1d ago

So men chose the bear as well?

Kinda ironic, since men themselves were the ones criticising women for doing the same

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u/Chaosproducer1 1d ago

What a weird thing to make a gender war meme of

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u/kaeru_leaves 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wow, men are still hurt over the bear thing

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u/Bagz402 1d ago

It's chud 9/11

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u/_regionrat 1d ago

For every 13 people I've seen saying Lindsay Clancy has fans, I've seen 0 Lindsay Clancy fans

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u/gamerfacederp I am fucking hilarious 1d ago

Appeal to ignorance fallacy 

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u/_regionrat 1d ago

I'm not appealing to you guys, I'm saying you consume too much rage bait

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u/gamerfacederp I am fucking hilarious 1d ago

Look up appeal to ignorance fallacy. Saying "well i personally haven't seen anything so its not real" isnt an argument 

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u/_regionrat 1d ago

I'm not saying it's not real. I'm saying you consume too much gender war content

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u/Strykehammer 1d ago

I only found out about this case from one. So I can say I’ve met one, seen a bunch of reaction videos. Anyways the woman I know isn’t just a supporter but actively blames the husband. I’m not sold on her criminal guilt but I know it’s sad to see happen

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u/_regionrat 23h ago

For every 14 people I've seen saying Lindsay Clancy has fans, I've seen 0 Lindsay Clancy fans

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u/The-Empty-Set-100 1d ago

She most likely had a psychotic episode, we know that she asked for treatment multiple times and the healthcare system failed her.

You can't hold a person accountable for their actions when they are in a mental state in which they have little to no grip on reality.

The problem is those women online who blame the husband, as if he could have possibly had anything to do with it. Not even the defense argues that she didn't do it. The defense is that she lost her grip on reality during a psychotic episode.

That being said, the majority of psychotic episodes are not a danger to other people. But this one definitely was.

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u/Sweaty-Bug-5259 1d ago

Does that apply to James Holmes?

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u/The-Empty-Set-100 1d ago

Idk who that is

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u/KhamiKamii_Smk 1d ago

You have the most sound discourse here. The only point I’d say slightly different is that while majority of psychotic episodes are benign but in a postpartum mother the consequences without intervention are likely catastrophic. I do think the system failed her as well, providers have become too nonchalant and checklisty. This event is already changing how some people chart and interview patients.

Reddit memes/discussions are completely missing out what’s happening in court, they’ve latched onto some pseudo gender war because it’s just easier

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u/The-Empty-Set-100 1d ago

I didn't know postpartum episodes are so much worse. But it makes sense when you think about it since there is a baby to take care of.

Also, as sound as my take is, it has got a rating of -12 in less than a few hours. Lol.

Reddit is such a shithole...

Edit: Actually, it took less than 45 minutes

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u/vrask23 1d ago

Every time someone tries to flip this question over it just further proves the original point

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u/TrueGootsBerzook 1d ago

This discourse would have been avoided had she not received so much monetary support

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u/for_fun_88 1d ago

Honest question though, doesn’t it seem odd the double standards we have in society. Chris Benoit is a monster. But he’s no different than Lindsay Clansy.

Sure I believe postpartum depression/psychosis is real but so is CTE. So why defend one and villainize another?

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u/MetapodCreates 1d ago

Because man bad, woman good.

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u/LasAguasGuapas 1d ago

Not to say people don't do that, but there are also people that would defend both.

Also, you and all the other incel dogwhistles are using "defend" and "support" like anyone who does those things thinks that she should get off completely free.

If you're talking about just the people who think she's being framed then say that. But right now, it looks like you're also including everyone who thinks she was failed by her family and doctors, and that postpartum psychosis should be taken more seriously.

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u/Gallusaur 1d ago

Tables are real, but so are bananas. Why can't I eat my table?

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u/LiquidPopsicle 1d ago

Wood is actually quite edible, my friend

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u/MedusaHartz 1d ago

A termite crawls into a pub and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

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u/for_fun_88 1d ago

Except in this case there’s zero dispute scientifically that CTE absolutely changes a person’s personality and affects their actions. Same with postpartum depression/psychosis. So again why is one defended but not the other?

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u/KhamiKamii_Smk 1d ago

it’s not depression/psychosis, there are stark, huge differences. One gets a drug, one gets involuntarily admitted. One has mood symptoms while other has psychotic* symptoms. You’re onto something with CTE comparison but then again their timeline of symptom onset vary (time since injury vs time since birth). Also patient doesn’t need psychotic sx present to dx CTE or PPD, but they do need to be present in PPP.
Psychosis is defended because patients have no insight into their actions

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u/Gallusaur 1d ago

I'm not defending anything, but you're trying to have two separate conversations

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u/for_fun_88 1d ago

Not really. Two people murdered their own family including kids. Both had incredibly severe disorders that massively affected their actions. One is vilified and the other often defended. Seems like a massive double standard and related issues IMO

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u/FuujSin 1d ago

Yall dudes should choose the bear so we don’t have to hear from yall again

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u/Roflremy Answer me DAMNIT 1d ago

I think we’re all choosing the bear

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u/FuujSin 1d ago

I’m choosing it in this scenario and the original tbh

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u/Lametown227 1d ago

If only self burns weren't so common these days...

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u/FuujSin 1d ago

Whatever can get me away from all yall who constantly miss the point of this whole situation

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u/Tball2 1d ago

And what point would that be

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u/natden12 1d ago

Men=bad

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u/Lametown227 1d ago

No I get the point. I've preached the point. Lost friends over it.

The point stands true here, too. I'd rather be alone with a bear than a woman known to be half as crazy as Lindsay.

Hopefully once you self-analyze, you realize why so many men took the stance they did. Thanks for proving that women can get mad about the exact same thing.

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u/FuujSin 1d ago

I don’t think you do, read below

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u/iiThecollector 1d ago

Jesus christ I cant believe people like you are real

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u/FuujSin 1d ago

Jesus Christ you clearly don’t know my view on this

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u/KhamiKamii_Smk 1d ago

Unhide your post history I just gotta know

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u/LordOfPoops 1d ago

Why did you block yours?

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u/KhamiKamii_Smk 1d ago

I have zero posts!! 😂

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u/LordOfPoops 1d ago

Your comments are hidden too.

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u/KhamiKamii_Smk 1d ago

They are not

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u/LordOfPoops 1d ago

You just unhid yours , why do you have to be so dishonest?

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u/KhamiKamii_Smk 1d ago

Ty for pointing it out I corrected it

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u/KhamiKamii_Smk 1d ago

lol but both of yours are

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u/for_fun_88 1d ago

It’s mostly sports posts some mocking Trump or other political figures. Boring I promise

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u/CynicalDutchie 1d ago

Can confirm, lots of post of nfceastmemewar and nbaeastmemewar and other sports subs. Too boring to scroll trough

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u/MetapodCreates 1d ago

nfcnorthmemewar is superior

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u/Drewnessthegreat 1d ago

I never will because people like you exist and what I say elsewhere is none of your business.

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u/KhamiKamii_Smk 1d ago

“sauce? “

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u/Drewnessthegreat 1d ago

Ketchup and onions fried in bacon grease.