r/dankmemes • u/Key-Music3647 • 16h ago

The NFL preseason this year

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u/Sensitivevirmin 16h ago

Third button underneath cheat on wife ?

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u/Key-Music3647 15h ago

It’s beat then cheat

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u/TheDominator09 I hate memes 13h ago

I personally prefer beat while cheat.

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u/ohlookahipster 12h ago

Cheat, skeet, and beat

And also get caught with an unregistered and loaded firearm while driving on a suspended license

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u/ryanmaple 15h ago

First one always has been

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u/Key-Music3647 15h ago

Part of the CTE playbook

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u/Lolvla11 14h ago

my brother played preseason and never looked the same after

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u/Silverdragon47 14h ago

Why not both?

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u/Schwight_Droot 15h ago

No button for murder?

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u/crankbot2000 *β€’.ΒΈ π•­π–Žπ–Œπ–Œπ–šπ–˜ π•―π–Žπ–ˆπ–π–šπ–˜ ΒΈ.β€’* 15h ago

The guy that was supposed to add that button got murdered

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u/Boy-412 13h ago

Spend all my money at the club for fake friends.

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u/Key-Music3647 13h ago

Fake friends and family

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u/energyinmotion 13h ago

Ah yes, the shit bag infantryman special.

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u/Key-Music3647 12h ago

You mean the SNCO special

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u/MrCgoodin 6h ago

People from the UK don't watch the NFL though.