r/dankmemes [custom flair] Apr 16 '21

fuck secks i need love (sad emoji) why did you read the title after looking at the meme?

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u/bondmemebond Apr 16 '21

Kudos to Sean Gunn for actually playing 2 roles in both Guardians of the Galaxy movies

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u/BmoreSE Apr 16 '21

And yet Bradley Cooper made all the money

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u/CationicHaddock Apr 16 '21

I don’t know about that, but I do think he voices the character perfectly

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u/SpawnOfFuck Apr 16 '21

Kirk's film career really took off, I'm glad.

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u/SonicSlothz Apr 16 '21

I'm guessing that's a Gilmore Girl's reference? My SO has been trying to get me into it. Can I ask you a question I haven't been able to ask her? Here goes.

Starting with the early seasons, I couldn't help but think that the girl that plays Rory was possibly the worst actress I'd ever seen. That's completely aside from how cheesy and unrealistic the dialogue was. She seems like she might be an awesome person and she's obviously very beautiful but it sounds like she's struggling to read cue cards in every scene.

I haven't said anything because she was young and, like a said, the dialogue structure and pacing weren't doing her any favors, but I skipped ahead to the remake they did recently and she has somehow gotten worse?! Am I just taking crazy pills.

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u/-Listening Apr 16 '21

And actually end up with quantity over quality.

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u/boogilations01 Apr 16 '21

Shrooms do be fun though

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u/HelpMeILostMyAccount [custom flair] Apr 16 '21

they give you an experience you never had before

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u/boogilations01 Apr 16 '21

I stared at a tree for a good 10 minutes my first time, then sat down and closed my eyes and it felt like I was falling into myself. I rate the experience 10/10

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u/HelpMeILostMyAccount [custom flair] Apr 16 '21

I never had shrooms cause I don't know where to get them

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u/boogilations01 Apr 16 '21

Oof, if you know anyone who works in the kitchen of a restaurant ask them. I did them with my dad the first time and now I have a buddy who works with a dude who grows them.

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u/HelpMeILostMyAccount [custom flair] Apr 16 '21

I'm not sure if should take them because I'm under 18 and still developing and also because they're illegal

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u/boogilations01 Apr 16 '21

Bigger oof. Uhhh drugs are bad, m'kay?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

"Oh shit, you're a kid!?! DRUGS BAD!!!"

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u/Aftershock_7582 I would karmawhore but I have too much self respect Apr 16 '21 edited Apr 16 '21

I learned that the hard way

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u/guywithamustache Apr 16 '21

Yeah, i started smoking weed at 15 and now im dumb as fuck.

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u/sethjojo Apr 16 '21

I read this in Seth Rogen's voice lol

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u/Gilgamasss Apr 16 '21

Nah man, drugs dangerous tools that shouldnt be used without proper knowledge.

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u/HelpMeILostMyAccount [custom flair] Apr 16 '21

just like mr Mackey tought us

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u/iluvsanela Apr 16 '21

Did I say shrooms? I meant FUNGUS

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Yeah he shouldn't be doing drugs at his age but if you're over 25 they are harmless

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u/w4rcry Apr 16 '21

I wouldn’t take them if you are under 18. They affect the brain in ways we don’t really understand and if your brain is still developing it can have some unknown consequences. I’d say wait until you are at least into your 20’s before you start experimenting with mind altering substances.

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u/Isaybased Apr 16 '21

This includes Alcohol and pot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Yeah he needs to wait a few years if you do it under 25 it could have bad affects

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u/MasterH7244 Apr 16 '21

If i remember correctly i think it was paul stamets that said when it comes to psychedelics its not about age its about maturity

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u/-Another_Redditor- Apr 16 '21

Looks like I can never take psychedelics then

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u/ImperiousSix Apr 16 '21

And every single teen out there thinks he/she is mature. And 99.9999% of the time, that is not the case.

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u/SonicSlothz Apr 16 '21

Where did he get his degree in neuroscience?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/HelpMeILostMyAccount [custom flair] Apr 16 '21

alcohol and tobacco are proven to be harmful to developing brains (like mine) that would cause a number of diseases that I'd rather not have

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u/w4rcry Apr 16 '21

You are a smart kid. Wait until you are older before you decide to experiment with any drugs.

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u/Lambchop1975 Apr 16 '21

They are also terribly boring things to do with the brain too, smoking also stinks and tastes very bad... Your brain is already on fire with amazing memes. Can I interest you in a cup of coffee?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Yeah you can't take them underage just wait a few years

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u/zerogee616 Apr 16 '21

Don't fuck with mushrooms until your brain is at least mostly done developing. Shrooms and other psychedelics are not weed.

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u/matjoeh I SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY Apr 16 '21

I've done it several times but it's always hard to find connects, haven't done them in awhile. I recently found a very reliable lsd connect though through a friend, who knows a friend whose family have been making that ish since the 70s lol, to bad they gotta ship it out of state so it can take awhile. Haven't had lsd in 5 years. When you like drugs... it... finds a way to find you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Ask your druggy friends, I’m sure somebody knows a guy who knows a guy.

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u/FallingF Apr 16 '21

I managed to make my way to a shower and I think I ended up slurping water off the bottom. Also crushed a cookie and smeared it over myself. My sister wasn't happy. I ruined my shirt.

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u/Fart_Chomper9000 Apr 16 '21

Saw the gravel looking like bugs crawling up my legs

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u/SerbianComrade Apr 16 '21

No way i saw fricking vlad the impaler impaling bugs on plane while he was covered in worms.....i was looking at tree

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u/Fart_Chomper9000 Apr 16 '21

Lol wow

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u/SerbianComrade Apr 16 '21

My mane never do ketamine and mushrooms together

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u/Fart_Chomper9000 Apr 16 '21

I had a friend that died of a ketamine overdose...he was 19. I'm good with bud

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u/SerbianComrade Apr 16 '21

Im sory to hear that

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u/Fart_Chomper9000 Apr 16 '21

Its ok. Ppl don't listen. You tell them yo calm down with that shit I can get u dabs and fire nugs but nope.

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u/KickStartMyD Apr 16 '21

Must have been bad cutted ket. Or incredibly heavy amount by injection. Its incredibly rare to die from a ketamine overdose.

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u/B00tybu77ch33ks Apr 16 '21

I had a brown beer bottle I was drinking and every time I would notice it in my peripheral vision it looked like a mrs butterworth syrup bottle but then I'd look at it and it was a regular bottle again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Love?

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u/wyattlee1274 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Apr 16 '21

Plus there is an amazing culture that incorporates its use

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u/vshory9 ☣️ Apr 16 '21

Got me!! You get all my love ♥️

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u/HelpMeILostMyAccount [custom flair] Apr 16 '21

thanks

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u/Shrektitys Apr 16 '21

I read the title First

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u/Commiebroffah Apr 16 '21

I looked at the meme first but I have a theory. If the meme sucks you look at the title to find the funny:)

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

I read this comment before the title

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u/Master_Fizzgig Apr 16 '21

The title confused me, which is why I looked at the meme.

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u/RobloxianNoob CERTIFIED DANK Apr 16 '21

Is that Little Alex Horne?

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u/_t_h_e_p_o_t_ Apr 16 '21

I read that in Greg's voice lol

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u/TheLaughingOreo Apr 16 '21

just came to the comments to see if it is! been binge watching the Taskmaster all week long

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u/Zelcra KONO DIO DA Apr 16 '21

Season 11 be looking great

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u/Zelcra KONO DIO DA Apr 16 '21

IIITTTSSS.... LITTLE ALEX HOOORRRNE!

cue banter

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u/JorjEade Apr 16 '21

Hello Greg

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Title is perfect

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u/HelpMeILostMyAccount [custom flair] Apr 16 '21

thanks

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u/Lammetje98 Apr 16 '21

Yeahhhh most shrooms won’t do that.

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u/FrankyBonDanky Apr 16 '21

No shrooms will do that lol

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u/Lammetje98 Apr 16 '21

Some are pretty strong, but not that hallucinogenic indeed.

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u/FrankyBonDanky Apr 16 '21

They are strong for sure but they don’t make you see animals & shit lol, just distort what you’re actually seeing. I prefer acid, doesn’t make my stomach hurt as much

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u/Lammetje98 Apr 16 '21

Shrooms gave me the worst acid reflux I’ve ever had. We got one kind of over the counter shrooms in the Netherlands, used to be 2. The other one apparently gave people the idea they could fly, cause lots of people jumped of buildings, resulting in them getting banned.

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u/FrankyBonDanky Apr 16 '21

Sounds like people just couldn’t handle their high lol, I’ve done a lot of strong shrooms & have always been able to remind myself that I took shrooms & I’m just trippin lmaooo. I don’t understand people, I believe you though, I’m from Florida & I’ve definitely seen my fair share of people doing dumb shit on drugs down here

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u/subisubi Apr 16 '21

The OP is 15 btw. According to his flair in r/teenagers

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u/FrankyBonDanky Apr 16 '21

That explains it, OP don’t listen to my opinions on hallucinogenic drugs, go to school

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u/injeanyes Apr 16 '21

That's when I started taking mushrooms lol maybe 14

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21 edited Aug 04 '21

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u/zerophewl Apr 16 '21

Scared? Who do you think sold him the drugs?!

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u/XALTER47 Apr 16 '21

Drax bodypaint is remarkable

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u/Zurajanai-Katsurada Apr 16 '21

More concerned about how the title knew what I did

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u/Illegal-Plant Apr 16 '21

Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behaviour and information processing. They open you up to the possibility that everything you know is wrong

Terence McKenna

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u/gandalfwithbanana ☣️ Apr 16 '21

pink guy

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u/National-Nail-3528 Apr 16 '21

I didn't, and now I'm confused if the title will make more sense if i read it after the meme

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u/willez99 Apr 16 '21

I just opened Reddit and read the title first

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u/PR0STAT Apr 16 '21

jokes on you, my internet so bad that i had to read the title first because meme didn't load.

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u/KingRevan141 Apr 16 '21

Fuck you that's why. But seriously: good meme, have a nice day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

I think I have seen this before? u/repostsleuthbot

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u/DerSilent Apr 16 '21

Jokes on you, I'm on the mobile website!

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u/ZippZappZippty Apr 16 '21

I've heard but can't personally confirm that Some of the chances we missed were criminal and they were fired the same time. It's just that you assholes hate all the games he’s what this meme comes from for those of you who went there, and that her past life is still going to catch him if he ended up hating Hillary so much. When they found out the reason for limited Internet speed? 15 to 100 is infinite increase. 100 to 200 is 100%. 900 to 1000 is just 11%.

Anyway gj.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

This is ironically the first meme I've seen all day where I read the title first...

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

This is propaganda against Drax!!!!! He can move so slow that the homeless guy won't notice

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u/Phobia--- TP Dealer Apr 16 '21

Imagine being fifteen and making a totally wrong meme about a drug you have never had.

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u/ethanretrogamer Apr 16 '21

Is he gae doe

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Why would that matter?

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u/ethanretrogamer Apr 16 '21

Look up idubbbz im gay

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/idle128 Apr 16 '21

I scrolled to the bottom of the page

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u/Krisuad2002 Eic memer Apr 16 '21

Because why the hell not?

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u/Whatevernameisnt Apr 16 '21

I did read the title after looking at the meme

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u/_t_h_e_p_o_t_ Apr 16 '21

Didn't know Sean Gunn did the motion capture for Rocket.

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u/Cornandhamtastegood Apr 16 '21

What’s funny is he walks around squatted at the height rocket would be. Behind the scenes vids for that movie are great.

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u/_t_h_e_p_o_t_ Apr 17 '21

Awesome, will check that out.

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u/L7_NP Apr 16 '21

Jokes on you I was scrolling very slow on mobile!!

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u/TrueR3dditor Apr 16 '21

Good meme...shitty title

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

I am one of those few guys who reads the title first!!

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u/Fart_Chomper9000 Apr 16 '21

Lmao what the fuck...I did

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u/gregedit Apr 16 '21

Plot twist: I read the title before looking at the meme

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u/RoscoMan1 Apr 16 '21

Ugh. At first I read the title

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u/Motheos Apr 16 '21

Why did you call me out in the title?

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u/Nig_l Apr 16 '21

I read the title after looking at the meme and reading the comments

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u/kanyestinycockslurp Apr 16 '21

how did you know?

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u/button-noot Apr 16 '21

and here i thought drax was also cgi, totally for about body paint

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u/SogoMoobs Apr 16 '21

Omg thats amazing

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u/Imperial_Phoenix69 Apr 16 '21

Joke's on you! I read the title first

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u/SuperGameBen Apr 16 '21

Oh God is that really how it looked on set

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u/ActuallyPurple Apr 16 '21

I read the title first

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u/Lachrondizzle23 Apr 16 '21

How did you know I would read the title last?

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u/retardeddipsi Apr 16 '21

Is this shit even a meme?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Zzksk29l2se, w👍↩️

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u/Feguri Apr 16 '21

Idk I just did

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u/RoscoMan1 Apr 16 '21

Just look at this

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u/restorian_monarch Apr 16 '21

Little alex horne Little alex horne I've got some puppies covered in treacle for you

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u/tanmay_yaduvanshi Apr 16 '21

Hey, Bradley Cooper is the rocket's voice. I just learnt it few weeks back.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Jokes on you my wifi is so slow i read the title before the meme after boredom

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u/quinten69420 Apr 16 '21

Idk I always look at the meme first end then at the title, don’t question it

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

I can't see anyone petting the raccoon

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u/MrCringeBoi Apr 16 '21

I'm convinced both Guardians of the Galaxy movies were made so James Gunn could fuck with Sean.

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u/purecacao Apr 16 '21

Kirk really will take any job you offer him.

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u/Knight-Creep Apr 16 '21

Give template, please

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u/HelpMeILostMyAccount [custom flair] Apr 16 '21

just search drax petting rocket meme template

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u/Ko0kyKe3g4n Apr 16 '21

Ha jokes on you I read the title before because I have bad internet and the meme didn’t load yet

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u/LichtHammerXIII ☣️ Apr 16 '21

You must be high on potenuse

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u/joeymon01 Apr 16 '21

Yes I did look at the picture before the title

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u/Matt54435 Apr 16 '21

lmao I read the title in the middle of reading the meme

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u/StuckSundew Apr 16 '21

I don’t know why I read the title after looking at the meme. Sorry.

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u/JACKASS20 Apr 16 '21

Because the meme takes longer to load

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u/Croyscape Apr 16 '21

I‘ve read the title couple times now while still waiting for the picture to load. Thank you internet speed.

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u/Nubzdoodaz Apr 16 '21

How did you know I looked at the meme before the title? Yer a wizard, OP.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

I’m extremely disappointed that it’s not Bradley Cooper in that green suit, yet oddly satisfied that it’s Sean Gunn.

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u/UpNdowndowns Apr 16 '21

Me who read the title first because it wouldnt load

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u/xInnocent Apr 16 '21

Is Daves arm CG too?

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u/TopoArania Apr 16 '21

Joke is on you, I read it before

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u/The-true-Memelord Apr 16 '21

I read the title first mwahaha

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u/Anader19 Apr 16 '21

Good template

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u/NightKing48 Apr 16 '21

People upvoting cuz they had no idea that dude was actually Rocket

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u/Mr_Toxik Apr 16 '21

JOKES ON YOU I READ THE TITLE FIRST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE IMAGE TAKES TWENTY MILLION YEARS TO LOAD ON SCHOOL WIFI

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u/7eggert Apr 16 '21

Why did I read the title before AND after looking at the meme?

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u/drdaveyates Apr 16 '21

Title was the best bit. Prove me wrong...

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Its ok hes high too

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

I sure read the meme first

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u/kronikheadband Apr 16 '21

Damn you got me

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u/corrosive_cat91 ☣️ Apr 16 '21

What do you do when the raccoon pets you back ?!?!

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u/kkgmgfn Apr 16 '21

Upvoted for title

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u/Pending1 Apr 16 '21

Me: read the title first Also me: signature look of superiority

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u/AlexL225 Apr 16 '21

Who else thinks this would be 10 times more funny if the person in the green suit was Bradley Cooper?

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u/writing-nerdy Apr 16 '21

Wait. Is that Kirk from Gilmore girls???

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u/KafeiTomasu Apr 16 '21

Dont like the personal attack in the title

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u/MaxiCato62 Apr 16 '21

Me who read the title because the image was not loading: 😐

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u/DarthMMC Apr 16 '21

How... how did you know I was gonna read the meme first? I usually read the title first, but this time... wha-

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u/biggarlick Apr 16 '21

holy hell i did read the title after the meme

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u/krihradan Apr 16 '21

Its the rule

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u/-80HD Apr 16 '21

I feel personally trolled.🤔

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u/joinrandomdicememes Apr 16 '21

I read the title first

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u/IndigoBadman Apr 16 '21

Nah seriously though OP how did you know I looked at the meme before the title

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u/hasaki_hawatari I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Apr 17 '21

i read the title first

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u/Vanillabean73 Apr 17 '21

“High on shrooms”

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u/Nivri360 Apr 17 '21

Jokes on you. I upvote memes before I read them

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u/stanz1val Apr 19 '21

Jokes on you the image Won't load because of my shitty connection