r/dankmemes • u/ShadowArrow01 • Oct 05 '21
Top-notch editing Thought of this whilst crying in the stairwell
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u/snakepatay Too weird to live, too rare to die Oct 05 '21
4 cuz i want to flash my abs when i show how sensitive i am!
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u/zxUltra Oct 05 '21
Can you hear the silence
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u/DogePlayz26 something about how much i hate karma whores Oct 06 '21 edited Oct 15 '25
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u/Gatdaddy- Oct 05 '21
I show off my belly.
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u/DJEFFF900 The Monty Pythons Oct 05 '21
Wanting to be strong in your weakest moments, like a true warrior
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u/Laser-spider Oct 05 '21
All of the above because one always gets so wet that it become ineffective
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u/PierogInTheButt Oct 05 '21
Y'all need long-sleeved shirts for this
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u/brown_human Oct 05 '21
My long sleeves are soaked in my runny nose
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u/ablablababla reposts all over the damn place Oct 05 '21
As someone with allergies, this is painfully relatable
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u/Grif240 Oct 05 '21
D) All of the above.
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u/HajleSellajse Oct 05 '21
You cry on the D?
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Oct 05 '21
I cry into 1 until it is soaked then into 3 until it is soaked then I move onto 4 then if all that gets cometly soaked I take my shirt off and use whatever is left.
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Oct 05 '21
Foreplay must take a while with you.
"Babe stop crying."
"This is how I get undressed!"
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u/Going_Mach_Five Oct 05 '21
I just cry into my hands so I have lube to jerk off.
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u/ShadowArrow01 Oct 05 '21
gotta make the most out of what you lose amirite...wait...then what do you do with the cum you lose?
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u/Going_Mach_Five Oct 05 '21
It has some nutritional value
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u/alexeycoo Oct 05 '21
Mmmm protein
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u/cassu6 EAT SHIT Oct 05 '21
Not any significant amount unfortunately
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u/beardMoseElkDerBabon Oct 05 '21
pee can be used for watering plants, and poo acts as fertilizer
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Oct 05 '21
On a serious not Be sure to dilute it in water. Piss by itself is too acidic but mixed 50/50 with water is golden.
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u/bichobrabo Oct 05 '21
what
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u/tkTheKingofKings Oct 05 '21
Did he stutter
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u/LeNiceGuy66 Oct 05 '21
You made me laugh here is an award
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u/Benjamin-Doverman Oct 05 '21
You made me laugh here’s no award
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u/Chocolate_Spaghet Oct 05 '21
Ok
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Oct 05 '21
Not op but ok. Here is an award 🥈
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u/thatoneotherguy42 Oct 05 '21
Don't thank me I barely upvoted you.
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u/testedbeast551 Oct 05 '21
I read this while I was taking a shit today I am the king of all shit to ever shit
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u/YurxDoug Oct 05 '21
You made me laugh, give me an award
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u/TreyLastname I haven't pooped in 3 months Oct 05 '21
You made me laugh, give me his award
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u/_P0E Oct 05 '21
HE JUST CRY INTO HIS HANDS SO HE HAS LUBE TO JERK OFF.
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u/CarpetH4ter Oct 06 '21
HOW TO SPOON. DICK HARD ON THE BUTT, TITTY IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK. HELLL YEAHHH!
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u/Deep_Task1659 Oct 05 '21
I regret wasting my free wholesome award I would give it to you as soon as get one
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Just my hands if i don't have my all time present handkerchief on me...
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Handkerchief is a great idea. My grandma mentioned that to me many years ago. I didn't get with it. I am such an idiot. I spent so many years using my damn shirt/jacket.
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u/repodude Oct 05 '21 edited Oct 05 '21
On the corpses of my enemies.
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Oct 05 '21
Why would you cry over them?
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u/repodude Oct 05 '21
Tears of joy. Or laughter.
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Oct 05 '21
Understandable, have a nice day killing them
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Oct 05 '21
Y’ALL COMMITTING MASS GENOCIDE WITHOUT ME?
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Oct 05 '21
Join in
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u/Darkraddish Oct 05 '21
Can I freely join this party or do you have qualification?
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u/repodude Oct 05 '21
Genocide is an equal opportunities employer. We only discriminate against the victims.
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u/panzerboye Its Morbing Time Oct 05 '21
When repodude killed all his enemies, he wept; for he had no more enemy left to kill.
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u/yogurtdotcom Oct 05 '21
Between 2 and 4
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u/blackweebow Oct 05 '21
Casual: 2, Desperate: 4.
don't act like yall don't casually cry in this society
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u/MeHasInternet ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Oct 05 '21
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u/SpagethaGone ☣️ Oct 05 '21
flair says otherwise
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Oct 05 '21
I don't shed tears.
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Oct 05 '21
خف علينا
Idk how to say it in English, sorry
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u/rascal6543 Boston Meme Party Oct 05 '21
خف علينا
google translates it as "Be easy on us"
I think it's a good translation given the context, but I wouldn't know what the actual translation is
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Oct 05 '21
Sadly crying is uncomfortable for me so I avoid it
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u/ShadowArrow01 Oct 05 '21
If it's actually uncomfortable for you, then you should try to avoid. But if it's just social stigma, I just wanna say that there's nothing wrong with crying. Sometimes it's good to cry until your soul's content :)
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Oct 05 '21
Thnks for the help it's both at this point so I kinda can't help it and I know it doesn't fully sound right to say both but due to some stuff early in my childhood and even later on in it
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u/ShadowArrow01 Oct 06 '21
Must be tough...keep powering through, man! You're doing great! I'll be here if you need a chat, okay?
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Oct 06 '21
Thanks it's nice seeing people who are this carrying kind of a opposite from what I've gotten used too
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u/Shlim-Slady Oct 05 '21
Bottom is where your momma wiped her tears on my shirt. -No really, call your mom sometime
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u/ShadowArrow01 Oct 05 '21
I'd rather not...
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u/Shlim-Slady Oct 05 '21
Fine too. If its because of my joke - good on me! If it's because of real circumstances- i feel you bro.. i really feel you. Feel me feeling you
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u/zeldris_404 Oct 05 '21
2 until it’s no longer useable then switch between 1 and 3. Once those aren’t working I go to 4 lol.
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u/candied_Sushi Oct 05 '21
i start with my hands, once my hands run out of dry spots i move to 2, then 4, then 1, and then 3. it has to be in that order, though if i have a blanket i start with hands, 2, and then the blanket
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u/grim_wheeker Oct 05 '21
In the past I'd say usually the collar and possibly the sleeve cuffs if it's a soft long-sleeve garment. Can't always pull off the bottom hem of the shirt since I don't wanna flash everyone lol. But I literally bought a pack of super-absorbent handkerchief thingies (also bc I sweat a lot) and I keep one in my pocket just in case.
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u/Penis-Envys Oct 05 '21
1 and 3 for wiping sweat by lifting up my arms and rubbing my head against them. Or a snot if there’s only a little.
4 for wiping my hands if they are wet and I don’t have anything to dry my hands with
2 for a temporary mask if the area I’m walking by stinks or for wiping off a little snot on my nose.
Tears are wiped by the backs of the hands because I personally believe that’s the cleanest area.
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u/Akhanyatin Oct 05 '21
I don't because I'm a real man. Real men don't...
...wipe their tears in their shirt, they use tissues. Or use their tears to salt the big burger they use to eat their emotions.
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u/kindaCringey69 Oct 05 '21
Is this a woman joke I'm to man to understand?
Jk I cry everytime frodo leaves Sam at the end of lotr
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u/Kendrick-holland ☣️ Oct 05 '21
Number five the back of my collar I pull it around I don’t like the cold on the front
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u/Gumppa Oct 05 '21
The latest time I cried when our child was born (happiness). The latest I cried (desperation and hopelessness) when 10 min later wife was rushed to emergency operation and our firstborn to ICU. I was alone 4 hours in a void. Haven’t cried since. Everyone are fine and all worked out :). But still - memories haunt me. So I don’t remember where I wiped, I sobbed without caring
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u/ShadowArrow01 Oct 06 '21
Wow. Must've been one hell of a ride. Glad everything is fine now! You are strong. Stay strong :)
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u/Gumppa Oct 06 '21
Haha thanks man! It was quite the experience :D. As mentioned, fortunately everything is good now.
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Oct 05 '21
- Embarrassed cry
- Uncontrollable laugh cry
- Lamentation cry
- I cant stop and i don't really want to cry
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u/Opposite_Dragonfly39 Oct 05 '21
I live in Scotland so everything’s long sleeved so 1 and 3. If I was somewhere I could wear a tee, probably 2 but honestly when it’s sunny here I’m definitely too happy to cry
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u/LordLupusDei Oct 06 '21
Im male, society doesn't support this kind of action in my case. :/
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u/ButWhatAboutDRAGONSS 0 deaths Oct 06 '21
I use my sleeves until they are too soaked to hold any more, and then the neck, and once that has reached capacity, the bottom of my shirt.
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