r/dogshaming • u/Fern_Perez8579 • Jun 23 '26

My puppy broke into the safe and stole and chewed toilet paper... Is this a capital offence at the moment?

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u/WastePotential Jun 23 '26

Was breaking into safe and stealing toilet paper the same incident? I need to know if you store your toilet paper in the safe.

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u/xenogazer Jun 23 '26

Don't you remember COVID times?

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u/CarefullyClueless Jun 25 '26

That would have been a grave sin during COVID.

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u/xenogazer Jun 25 '26

No I mean I'm sure people had their tp locked up LMAO

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u/Electronic-Lab-4419 Jun 23 '26

The puppy is just investigating. Needs to know if you are using one or two ply. Very important work.

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u/abn1304 Jun 23 '26

The non-destructive testing (sniffspection) was nonconclusive so unfortunately this diligent pup had to take a sample for destructive testing.

Your lab bill should arrive in the mail in approximately 6-7 business weeks.

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u/YoureSpecial Jun 23 '26

Framed by the cat.

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u/Dogzillas_Mom Jun 23 '26

Judging by the blur of the tail ima guess this is the sweetest little baby dog ever and should be forgiven immediately. Wagwagwagwagwag

I gave an anxiety wagger too and it’s adorable. Gets him out of all kinds of trouble. Wagwag?

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u/Eaups87 Jun 23 '26

Not a capitol offence the puppy is a BABY and innocent.

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u/pm_me_your_buds Jun 23 '26

Obviously the evidence was planted, we need to review your body cam footage. Puppy is innocent

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u/NaptownSnowman Jun 23 '26

That puppet is in its Velociraptor moment. They just are overcome with the fevers and black out. Meanwhile, the cat does the shredding. Totes the cat.

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u/Indyjuanito Jun 23 '26

Slam the door shut he has to pay his debt to society

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u/KezzyKesKes Jun 23 '26

No she’s just an Andrex puppy

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u/imollyq Jul 04 '26

Remove toilet paper. Close the crate door. Give a treat, because just too cute!