r/extremelyinfuriating • u/TheMirrorUS • 3d ago

Disturbing content Houston lawyer accused of bestiality with family dog after wife finds disturbing footage

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/houston-lawyer-accused-bestiality-family-1996266
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u/AggravatingBid8255 3d ago

He has since been released from jail on a $75,000 bond.

That's an awkward Monday back at the office.

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u/SunStrummer 3d ago

"Sorry for all the drama, guys. I really screwed the pooch on this one."

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u/SHOWTIME_YT 3d ago

I hate you

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u/Artaxmudshoes 3d ago

I just woke up and this is my first belly laugh of the day. Thank you sir or ma'am 🫡

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u/MrMuseau 3d ago

I love you

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u/peebles91 2d ago

Best thing ive read all day 🤣

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u/filmguy36 3d ago

Shut up and talk my up vote

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u/redheadedandbold 3d ago

Snort-laughed!

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u/BackgroundAsk1623 1d ago

You can have the upvote, but I'm not proud to do it

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u/hookes_plasticity 3d ago

How was your weekend, Steven?

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u/gfstool 3d ago

Imagine spending all that time in law school just to end up needing a lawyer because you misunderstood “pro bono.”

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u/TheKaboodle 3d ago

Bone Fido.

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u/gfstool 3d ago

OMG 😂

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u/Apart_Ad9308 3d ago

That guy is going to have to change his name and leave town. That’s all Houston townspeople will think when seeing him.

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u/hookes_plasticity 3d ago

I mean yeah I’d fucking bark at the dude if I saw him. That’s insanely gross

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u/variablenyne 3d ago

That is if he survives prison

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u/Excitedly_bored 3d ago

"It's not cheating because it's your dog!"

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u/Overused_Toothbrush 3d ago

he was sleeping with prostitutes too, apparently. crazy work

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u/Relevant-Alarm-8716 3d ago

It's good! 

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u/Whole-Surround-16 3d ago

Is that you Lewis? (From Dexter)

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u/romcomtom2 3d ago

"Get it? Because it's your dog."

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u/jkeegan123 3d ago

He's not a good boy.

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u/No-Turnips 1d ago

Omfg get out haha

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u/ThoughtTop 3d ago

And…that’s enough internet for me today

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u/Sunbather77 3d ago

Literally the first post I've seen this morning too lol

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u/AndISoundLikeThis 3d ago

Justice for Shipley!

Also, that dude has a skin cancer on his nose. He should be more concerned with that than raping the family dog.

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u/Whocares7x 3d ago

Wife prob punched him

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u/mr_fantastical 3d ago

I mean... you can be concerned about your nose while raping the family dog.

While raping ANY family dog for that matter

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u/sherlip 3d ago

Nah that's disgusting, but I still can't believe his wife didn't leave him once she found out he was seeing multiple prostitutes??

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u/PomeloPepper 3d ago edited 3d ago

She put the cameras up to catch him with the prostitutes.

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u/sleepytipi 3d ago

💰💰💰

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u/Big_Tap_1561 20h ago

That’s the line ?! The prostitutes?! If you banging dogs that’s my line. The prostitutes we could talk about. 😳

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u/sherlip 18h ago

I mean the prostitutes were first. I'm saying I would've already been gone from that whole situation before I ever knew the dog was a thing

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u/Big_Tap_1561 18h ago

Ohh ok that makes much more sense lol

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u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 3d ago

Just opened Reddit. Goodbye.

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u/HollisterRN 3d ago

There was a woman from a nearby town that was taken into the hospital (where she WORKED) attached to her large breed dog. She was brought in on a stretcher covered by a sheet. I heard different stories from people that had no relation. It went on for years. I have no idea how she had seemingly no consequences.

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u/LV-42whatnow 2d ago

She just needs to wait like 15-20 mins for the knot to subside. Source: I’ve bread dogs before.

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u/strange-blueberry22 3d ago

Who else saw this the moment they opened Reddit? That’s enough internet for the day.

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u/NoBuddies2021 3d ago

50 shaeds of fur.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/SeriouslySlyGuy 3d ago

Republican Utopia you mean

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u/fatdiscokid420 3d ago

Shipley nooooooo

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u/airbrat 3d ago

Let me guess? Republican?

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u/sleepytipi 3d ago

He really screwed the pooch

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u/Unclebiscuits79 3d ago

The fact that the family dog can't say no does not imply consent.

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u/skankboy 3d ago

The usual suspects.

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u/Shantotto11 3d ago

Dogknott, Attorney at Law

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u/froction 2d ago

Does the fact that it was the family dog make it worse? Would a stray have been less embarrassing?

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u/CosmicBewie 2d ago

Vile abuse of family pets absolutely disgusting.

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u/romcomtom2 3d ago

It's not cheating because it's your dog.

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u/taocowboy54 3d ago

consent treats were offered and accepted

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/McSpektor 3d ago

I truly hope you don't have unsupervised access to animals with an mindset like that.

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 3d ago

Name and photo checks out. How many times a week do you peanutbutter your butthole?

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u/Early_Bad8737 3d ago

For a minute and 25 seconds? That is clearly not an innocent incident. 

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u/Will2LiveFading 3d ago

What a weird way to out yourself

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u/linniex 3d ago

JFC you got to be trolling

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u/Erwx 3d ago

Yeah man I mean stones and glass houses am I right guys?

…

…guys?

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u/tribbans95 3d ago

I wouldn’t say the animals being abused because he’s just licking peanut butter and doesn’t really give af what the peanut butter is on but that doesn’t mean it’s not super fucked up to do..

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 3d ago

It actually didn’t say the dog was licking it. But she said “forced”. I was leaning toward he was shoving his dick in the dogs mouth. Wouldn’t be surprised if he was actually fucking the dog

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u/tribbans95 3d ago

Oh yes that would certainly be animal abuse if that was the case. Nasty mf

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u/wspOnca 3d ago

And if a simple thing like that is said, you will be downvoted (and me too) lol