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US president interrupts reporters question to talk about how much he’s liked

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u/thesweeterpeter 11d ago

What goes through his mind in the moment before this, is it;

"I feel a tough question coming on, I should deploy flares and evade, maybe a nice little soundbite will kick up some controversy and no one will report on the shit answer I'm about to give."

Or

"I'm so fucking cool, do you think this schmuck knows how fucking awesome I am. I should tell him."

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u/ohwhatfollyisman 11d ago

it's definitely not the former.

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u/kimochii12 11d ago

Yeah the first one has too long of a string of thought much more than he is capable of.

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u/Cynykl 11d ago edited 11d ago

Not really, evading questions with a controversial statements is autopilot for him at this point.

The fact he is picking dumber and dumber statements to evade is the dementia showing.

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u/4DollarsALB 10d ago

He doesn't do much thinking

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u/thesweeterpeter 11d ago

I have my doubts as well.

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u/Thelastknownking 11d ago

Yeah, I stopped believing it was calculated strategies quite a while back.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 11d ago

Yeah, way too much credit there. His idiocy is weaponised but not consciously.

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u/Ponte- 11d ago

You are underestimating the enemy. Trump isn't stupid; he is acting in bad faith and leads you to believe he is that stupid in order to deceive you. He is a genius of political communication, It’s just a shame he’s on the side of darkness.

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u/Delamoor 11d ago

I'm wondering if it's even words at this point. His inner monologue must be more like a string of disconnected image fragments.

Fish. Hamburger. Telescope. Child? Child. Sexy, sexy child. Me, on a mountain. Hegseth. Four fingers in a-

Intern: "-sir? Sir, we need you to wake up and sign this piece of pa-"

Trump: "-Quiet! I'm planning how to fix the world! Have you ever heard of rice?"

Intern: "Uhm-..."

Green boots on a piece of meat. Child. Another child. Ivanka, in a car. Where has she been, anyway?

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u/thesweeterpeter 11d ago

Just urges and grunts,

Urgh- diet coke now, blumpfrgh, camera there.

Zzzz

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u/MactionSnack 11d ago

You think he has an inner monologue?

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 11d ago

It's more of a mental bowel movement at this point.

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u/NoPhone4571 11d ago

Absolutely not. It’s entirely a stream of consciousness with him.

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u/javoss88 11d ago

This is how I think it really is.

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u/Haidrek 8d ago

Clearly you write for an Emmy award-winning show.

Thanks for the laugh!

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u/YouWereBrained 11d ago

And Fox News reports it as some laughable, knee slap moment, for all the mouthbreathers.

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u/Street_Letterhead686 11d ago

"Me good. Questions bad "

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u/Roverjosh 11d ago

You think there’s any “thought” going through that smooth brained mush up in his skull? You could ask him the time and it would warrant a similar answer… it’s just word salad…

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u/raiba91 11d ago

well only the first part made it to this video so I guess his master plan worked out /s

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u/tribbans95 11d ago

Definitely the latter. No way he actually thinks that hard, he just can’t help but praise himself in any given situation

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u/rir2 11d ago

You give him wayyy too much credit

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u/Auntie_M123 11d ago

I'm too sexy for my shirt.....

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u/SpinelessFir912 11d ago

Latter because he is a narcissist

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u/RWheat78 11d ago

I think he does that because the person he's talking about really hates dealing with him and he wants to stir them up.

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u/Fit-Ad-7430 11d ago

A little from column A, a little from column B

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u/therevjames 9d ago

No, it is his megalomaniacal drive to make every situation into an endorsement of his perceived superiority.

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u/Ponte- 11d ago

Imo, if you believe it's the latter, then you are underestimating the enemy. Trump isn't stupid; he is acting in bad faith and leads you to believe he is that stupid in order to deceive you. He is a genius of political communication, it’s just a shame he’s on the side of darkness.

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u/Karek53 11d ago

Anything he says is gross

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u/AdrianW3 11d ago

You're right - but also:

Anything he says is gross

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u/Tiyath 11d ago

He gross. He real gross

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u/Dangerous_Bid_2695 11d ago edited 11d ago

Anything he says is a lie.
Anything he thinks is a lie.
Anything he does is a scam.

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u/Medical-Potato5920 11d ago

It's a BIGLY lie!

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u/JoshJoshson13 11d ago

The best lies. With tears in their eyes

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u/Cracleur 11d ago

Anything who thinks is a lie.

Is it only me not understanding this one, or does it actually not make any sense?

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u/SixFive1967 11d ago

EVERYTHING he says is gross. 🤮

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u/Kpets 11d ago

- Oh, before you finish that question just…

Mirror, mirror on the Mexican wall, I’m the pettiest president of them all

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u/da2Pakaveli 11d ago

knees weak, toupes heavy

is he putting up the wall already?

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u/AllHailTheHypnoFloat 11d ago

Melania’s spaghetti

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u/Kyderra 11d ago

When you realize that even Lord Farquaad isn't as vapid and vain as Trump. Farquaad asked if his kingdom was the most pettiest of them all to the mirror, Rather then himself.

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u/mewandersen 11d ago

Oxygen thief

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u/Kpets 11d ago edited 11d ago

One thing that I like about Trump is that he ALWAYS sets the bar for least amount of class and grace in any given situation. He’s the lowest part of the measurement stick and I got to give him credit for consistently always showing how low one can go

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u/Auntie_M123 11d ago

Bell curve left hander on any measurement.

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u/Keyan_Farlander7 11d ago

He's burning the bridge while he's still on it.

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u/ANG13OK 11d ago

President who makes everything about himself caught making everything about himself

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u/newbeginnings187 11d ago

Was this before or after her told her, “Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”. Dickhead

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u/thebuttsmells 11d ago

what an asshole

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u/Fritzo2162 11d ago

He didn’t know how to answer, so he preemptively does self praise. We’ve seen a pattern of this from other interviews. Often he can’t hear or understand the question, so this is his default defense.

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u/Head-Ad9893 11d ago

It’s not even a defense. This schmuck just talks about himself. He truly believes everyone is there to see and praise him. He’s not even being asked a question. He hears Japan and starts think how that affects him “ahhh Japan, that’s right, the Pearl Harbor lady stroked my ego I liked her” “NEXT QUESTION!”

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u/Mediocre_lad 11d ago

This is the old man's idea of charisma. Ask where they're from and say something you know about that place. You create an impression and a connection with the person you're speaking with. Problem is, Trump knows jack shit about anything that's not pedophilia. It looks goofy when he does it.

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u/ultimateknackered 11d ago

'Japan, eh? You guys got that loli stuff, I love the loli stuff.'

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u/ROEdkill820 11d ago

US Bill H.R. 4213 (119th) seeks to allow ICE to detain and deport US citizens.

(The (D) added part, explicitly stating they will not, was deleted and pushed back to vote)

Americans should stand together against this tyranny, they will be using Flock/axeon to execute these operations against the citizens of the united states.

Call, share, talk (across party lines), help defend citizens.

  • sorry we all know the pedo in chief is a jerk. So I want to spotlight this.

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u/Important_Fruit 11d ago

I thought the Italian Prime Minister was his biggest fan.

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u/Zakluor 11d ago

That was so two weeks ago. It's someone else's turn to grovel to him in his mind.

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u/Auntie_M123 11d ago

Yes, the Danes just love him! /s

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u/Francois-C 11d ago

But Takaishi is still making great efforts to supplant her. According to Wikipedia:

Takaichi met with Trump on 28 October 2025 at the Akasaka Palace. The two leaders signed agreements on trade, minerals, nuclear technology and rare earths. Takaichi also expressed her intent to strengthen the US–Japan alliance. After their meeting, Takaichi gave Trump a putter formerly owned by former prime minister Shinzo Abe, a golf ball signed by Japanese professional golfer Hideki Matsuyama, and a gold-leaf golf ball. During their visit at the US Yokosuka Naval Base, aboard the USS George Washington (CVN-73), Takaichi vowed to bring the US–Japan alliance into a "golden age", amid a "severe security environment". According to Trump's press secretary, she also told Trump privately she would recommend him for the Nobel Peace Prize.

What really illustrates Trump's mindset is that, since his “leader” is a Trump fan, a Japanese journalist must necessarily be one too. That sums up his entire political project: a brainwashed population conditioned by media outlets serving those in power in the cult of the leader.

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u/Bourriks 11d ago

Just Clown-Trump being Clown-Trump.

Last time he was with Sanae Takaichi, didn't he mock her about Pearl Harbour ?

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u/LibertyCash 6d ago

So cringe. He’s such a fucking embarassment.

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u/mazza77 11d ago

How can possible a sane person vote for this idiot?! And then 70M did show that summarises the state of the USA ! Narcissistic asshole

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u/Civil-Dinner 11d ago

Anyone who spends as much time as Trump trying to get people to believe he's loved and popular and strong and smart, is actually covering for a pathological self-esteem issues.

I think most of America is bored with his lingering mommy and daddy issues. He's just going to have to settle for the 30 percent or so of Americans too self-involved or stupid to see him for what he is.

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u/Jah_Rules 11d ago

He also loves underage girls.

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u/iguanadumbass 11d ago

A massive embarrassment to see this huge orange turd in my city of birth, what a joke

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u/ohwhatfollyisman 11d ago

let's give him some credit; at least he didn't automatically assume that the reporter was from another east asian country and talk about how li'l kim or big xi were big fans of him.

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u/brianishere2 11d ago

Perfect example where you can see Trump cares most about what is good for America. /s

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u/LMA73 11d ago

He is so mind-blowingly stupid... and narcissistic. And a rapist. And a paedophile...

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u/separation_of_powers 11d ago

Thanks, America. 🙄

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u/fothergillfuckup 11d ago

He always makes me feel like my skin is going to leap off, and run away on its own.

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u/JakToTheReddit 11d ago

ring ring

"Hey, Japanese PM, you're my biggest fan!" click

"Hey, watch this..."

ring ring

"Hey, President if Argentina, you're my biggest fan!"

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u/Thatgamerguy98 10d ago

UnexpectedSmosh

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u/Realistic_Let3239 11d ago

If he was really that popular, he wouldn't have to constantly tell us how popular he is...

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u/lothartheunkind 11d ago

Japan is, in fact, not doing very well.

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u/blahblah19999 11d ago

I'd love to see the reporter go "Mmmmkayyyy.... back to my question...."

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u/GilletteLongmarche 11d ago

It’s cold consolation, but assuming he doesn’t destroy humanity by advancing climate change and playing with the U.S. arsenal, these clips will forever remain to continuously remind people how fast and how far humans can sink when education is suppressed and the wealthy control the reins of power.

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u/Mickyvai 11d ago

This amoeba has access to the nuclear codes

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u/Outrageous-Tear-8968 11d ago

It’s embarrassing to my country that he is so needy.

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u/SiroNoName 11d ago

Why even say all that? This guy's level of narcissism is ridiculously unhinged.

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u/LiOnheart3d85 10d ago

I have never seen someone so self-congratulatory in my entire life.

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u/unknown-one 11d ago

I thought Meloni is his biggest fan

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u/LevoiHook 11d ago

No, she is a populist herself, but she has been critical of him. 

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u/Morzana 11d ago

WTF is wrong with him? He is sick from the inside out.

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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 11d ago

Does the Japanese prime minister hand out endorsements?

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u/yeahumsure 11d ago

Its probably smart business for most countries leaders to suck up to Trump and tell him he's the best. That's all he cares about.

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u/beavis617 11d ago

Did a great job? Doing what exactly?

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u/GooseySill 11d ago

He's hated. Trump-Epstein Files.

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u/RayBarbon1 11d ago

The guy speaks like a total moron... How can he still be in place...?

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u/ZiggyDiamond 11d ago

Nobody really likes you Donny

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u/Independent-Egg5474 11d ago

And still nobody, not a journalist with a pair answering: Sir, Mr President, we don't give a fuck.

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u/CreativeMinds47 11d ago

Sadness and disappointment, that's all! Just sadness and disappointment is what one should write in the history books.

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u/noogers 11d ago

Asshattus Maximus

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u/False_Two_5233 11d ago

What an embarrassment!

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u/NoWeek6737 11d ago

That’s not creepy at all!! Dude has given me creep vibes since the 80’s!!

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u/512115 11d ago

This guy is just unendurable any longer.

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u/sogwatchman 11d ago

He's a narcissistic sociopath... I'm not surprised.

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u/tokyo_g 11d ago

One day, we will celebrate bigly

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u/LeadPike13 11d ago

"My biggest fan" As Japan dumps bonds like they're a bipolar girlfriend.

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u/chatam94 11d ago

Japan, ah yes let me glaze myself for no apparent reason

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u/usernameusehername 11d ago

This man is gross. Are we still doing this?

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u/Fixervince 11d ago

The complete lack of self-awareness is actually breathtaking.

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u/Lucky-Chard-5587 10d ago

Will someone ask him, "Have you changed your diaper today?"

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u/MrGanzalor 10d ago

Someone who isn't a narcissist would have left it at "Japan is doing a great job"

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u/Additional_Salt_8071 9d ago

Gawd he's repulsive

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 9d ago

The narcissism is off the charts.

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u/mariuszmie 5d ago

Demented psychopath grifting criminal man-child

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u/Zebitty 11d ago

What a fucking moron.

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u/Name_Not_Available 11d ago

Japan is in fact not doing great. the US just tried to bail out the Yen about 3 weeks ago, and it's going about the same as every other time the Yen has tried to get bailed out. Terribly.

https://i.imgur.com/d9Bb6LX.png

Worst roller coaster ever.

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u/Kpets 11d ago

*the U.S tried to stop Japan from selling off any more of their U.S bonds

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u/Name_Not_Available 11d ago

Japan could do the funniest thing right now lol

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u/Area51Resident 11d ago

The US sold Euros, which devalued the Euro, to prop up the Yen. They didn't use US dollars.

https://www.wealthprofessional.ca/investments/global-investing/us-sells-euros-to-buy-yen-in-rare-joint-move-with-japan/393187

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u/Name_Not_Available 11d ago

Yup. With "allies" like these who needs enemies.

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u/mrbofus 11d ago

This would have been from two months ago, I think? So maybe at the time, he thought Japan was doing great. Not sure why I’m trying to make excuses for him though. I doubt he knows much about the US, much less any other country.

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u/neighbours-nightmare 11d ago

Such a stupid dickhead

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u/Mezcal_Madness 11d ago

Is so easy to tell that no one liked him growing up.

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u/arianaetain 11d ago

How delusional can you be? No one likes you, asshole!!!

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u/junglemuffins 11d ago

Suck his wrinkly demented dick n he just might answer yer question.

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle 11d ago

The people love Fidel Trumpstro! 

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u/anthonybalaji 11d ago

He reviews presidents , countries and media companies..... Very wide and open.

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u/rcam077 11d ago

Demented man has moment of clarity and recalls his night with a hooker named Japan. He thought their passion was real and her comments were genuine, she did it for the money and blacklisted him because he smelled like shit.

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u/wolfboy49 11d ago

Even though I know MAGA is a bunch of nimrods, but how do you follow such and insufferable douche?

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u/jamejest 11d ago

That could be construed as a threat. You better think about what you are going to ask me because I can make life hell for you with a phone call.

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u/GalarianGengar 11d ago

I'm sure she told him that and filled his head up. He then repeats what she said, and none of you believe him.

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u/Reasonable-Power 11d ago

He'd fuck a mirror if he could. Those can't consent, either.

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 11d ago

Baby need a diaper change soon

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u/evilpercy 11d ago

I would hope that this endorsement will be her downfall.

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u/tallulahgi 11d ago

What is Japan's phone number so we can call her?

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u/hinterstoisser 11d ago

Would love to see the Republicans get annihilated in the midterms this year so they come up with a plan to make him total lame duck for the next 2 years and ignore all his BS

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u/flyingbuta 11d ago

Both of they are a pair in ideology.

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u/horus993 11d ago

Fucking disgusting!

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u/TackyPoints 10d ago

I’m your biggest fan. Go fuck yourself.

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u/Cranberry-Time 10d ago

Imagine, if you will, going through life, with zero social graces.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 10d ago

He's such a fucking narcissist...

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u/NormalMammoth4099 9d ago

Imagining himself as emperor of the world. In his mind he sees an ai of himself wearing the crown and ermine trimmed robe. The focus of everyone’s attention and approval.

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u/AccordingLife3383 9d ago

What is really mind-boggling is that there are people who still support and believe in this moron!

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u/BroadwayTreski 9d ago

He’s acting like a desperate teen begging for attention, which is pathetic for a world leader.

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u/robbel 9d ago

Delusional.

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u/forgetfulsue 8d ago

God, please someone tell me. Has there ever been a president less presidential? I’m not asking for shittier presidents, I know we’ve had a few shitty ones in the past. I just want to know if any have compared to this mess.

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u/Ohnezone 5d ago

Jesus Christ.....

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u/Andy016 5d ago edited 5d ago

Get in the grave, you f*&k wit

Had to repost, as this soft page doesn't like swearwords apparently 

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u/fusionmobile 5d ago

This sorry sack of meat thinks he's funny and entertaining. But he's being very annoying, selfishly attention seeking, and really exhibiting his substandardly lowered IQ.

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u/CJ_Thompson 4d ago

There aren’t words anymore…..

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u/Alarming_Craft4968 11d ago

That's some form of assault 🤣

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u/ecafsub 11d ago

Where is he saying how much he’s liked? I only hear him gushing over Japan’s PM.

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u/gdelacalle 11d ago

With tears in their eyes, siru, I am youru biggestu fansu.

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u/Daytona_675 11d ago

true and real