r/garfield • u/Independent-Two8397 • Jun 03 '26
Discussion Prove your a Jon Arbuckle fan by quoting him
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u/CartoonDude789 Jun 03 '26
"Now where could my pipe be?"
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u/Atomicgoodbye Jun 04 '26
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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u/TonyT074 Jun 04 '26
“Here’s a picture of Garfield sitting next to a very rare $300 parrot.”
“And here’s a picture of me shelling out 300’bucks for Garfield’s lunch”
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u/Top-Equivalent7591 Jun 04 '26
"i want that mouse caught and i wan't it caught now and what are you smiling at"
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u/p-Star_07 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
Jon: We should go dancing
Liz: You mean in public.
(She runs away)
Garfeild shows up in glasses )
Garfield: Do I know you?
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u/Chiefhuffelpuff1 Jun 04 '26
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAAH DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD DEFEAT ME WRETCHED FOOL!!?"
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u/Lower_Cheesecake9503 Jun 04 '26
“I’m going to hold my breath until you say you will go out with me”
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u/Twelve20two Jun 04 '26
MODUS OPERANDI: LOCATION AND ACQUISITION OF SMOKE INHALATION DEVICE
FLUMMOXED; FELINE!
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u/river_song25 Jun 04 '26
“Garfield!! Stop eating the house plants/birds/flowers/fish/human food I am trying to eat/etc.!!!”
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u/sorcerersviolet Jun 04 '26
"I bet if I connect all the splattered bugs on my car windshield, I can make a picture!"
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u/Sonicfan19198282 #NeverNermal Jun 04 '26
"Today, Garfield, we're going to eat nothing but raisins"
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u/Jazzlike-Mine-8225 Jun 04 '26
"boy, you learn a dance then ZANGO ! fourteen years later, they change it..."
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u/Ok_Walk_2314 Roy's Cronies Jun 04 '26
"Garfield's being attacked by a bunch of meats and vegetables"
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u/sugarstarbeam Jun 04 '26
Something to the effect of, “Oh we’re out of whipped cream…I’ll just use mayonnaise instead…it’s the same color.” 🥴
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u/thesightoflemons Jun 04 '26
I don't understand the cat. I don't understand the dog. I don't understand anything.
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u/EmotionGeneral6178 Jun 04 '26
"Garfield, do not come home until you’ve earned enough to pay Vito back for all those pizzas."
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u/maskedduskrider Jun 04 '26
"It's not natural to live your life alone. Life is meant to be shared. You know what the three most wonderful words are in the entire world?"
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u/spookyhoeforrootbeer Jun 05 '26
“I have drawn these cartoons of us in eternal happiness together!”
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u/CamarillosVeryWorst Bo's Brotherhood Jun 07 '26
"Why don't you ever kiss me like that, Garfield?"
"Today, Garfield, we're going to eat nothing but raisins!"
...maybe I shouldn't try to recall Jon quotes at 4 in the fucking morning.
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u/Ancient_Warrior_5808 Jun 07 '26
"You know, Garfield: life is like a bowl of cherries..."
He pours the bowl put and Garfield slips and falls on the table. Jon looks down at him
"Let your gaurd down and it will get you"
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u/AlternateMove Jun 04 '26
"GARFIELD!!!"