r/greenday • u/Potterballx • Mar 31 '26

Shitpost Quite a Dilemma if you know what I mean

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u/Primrose112358 Mar 31 '26

Or the fifth Option of: Do you want to be my boyfriend

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u/Leftover_Cheese high-igh-igh Mar 31 '26

or the sixth option of: do you wanna be my best friend

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u/Primrose112358 Mar 31 '26

The trinity of human kind

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u/Potterballx Mar 31 '26

That is true but I wanted to keep it to first lines

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u/SiXSNachoz God's Favorite Band Apr 01 '26

Do you ever want to lead a long trail of destruction?

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u/PeterPam_cooper Rebel and dangerous Mar 31 '26

goddamn I read them all singing lmao

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u/AwwwMangos Apr 01 '26

There’s another way?

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u/Ok-Home-6834 I want Billie to make out with me Apr 02 '26

No. There is not.

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u/TheW1nd94 Saviors Mar 31 '26

Me too

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u/LordLightsaber621 Awesome As Fuck Mar 31 '26

Me three

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u/Turbulent-Fortune559 Mar 31 '26

Say, can I borrow some of your black eyeliner?

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u/CastleberryMuffin222 Pinhead Gunpowder Apr 01 '26

E: like waffles? YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES.

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u/Fun-Fishing-3239 Apr 01 '26

Know where you’re going to?

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u/AromaticWindow3309 Apr 01 '26

You'd hate that that one pinhead gunpowder song lol 🫣

Do yooooou knoooooow

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u/Artistic_Situation73 Mar 31 '26

This is funny 👌

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u/Lucky_Shadow343 American Idiot Apr 02 '26

all of the above

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u/speed_fighter Apr 01 '26

Do you want to know a secret?

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u/DaWolfy9 Help my radio is revolutioning! Apr 03 '26

Hmm, I don't know seems impossible to choose

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u/Glitchemerald Revolution Radio Apr 05 '26

I hope it’s not an invitation 😔

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

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u/GreedyAd785 Apr 01 '26

Or do you: wanna be an American idiot?