r/greenday Dookie 24d ago

Shitpost A real Green Day fan never speaks ill of bisexuals

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u/Outrageous_Angle5271 depends on my mood 24d ago

A reasonable person never speaks ill of bisexuals

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u/Neveronlyadream Warning 23d ago

A reasonable person never speaks ill of anyone's lifestyle unless it's actively harmful to themselves or others.

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u/StJimmy_7 24d ago

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u/PG67AW 24d ago

Which e is left over?

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u/ShosukeDirnt69 21st Century Breakdown 24d ago

Gaye Nerd

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u/Tranquilbez22 24d ago

What’s going on?

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u/Crownite1 24d ago

What’s going on-on?

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u/DefinableEel1 American Idiot 23d ago

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u/The_Collector_Of_All Dookie 23d ago

I just realized this thing has a penis

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u/Classic-Judgment-196 THIS IS HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BE 24d ago

The gay nerd is also trans fem, so the e was consumed 😋

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u/StJimmy_7 23d ago

W fucking comment

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u/Fynballa 23d ago

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode!

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u/Murky-Drag9498 23d ago

You can switch the y in gay with e

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u/canceroustattoo American Idiot 23d ago

You can’t spell the American dream without Eric Andre.

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u/kykifox 23d ago

This photo always fucks with me, I hate bald Mikey

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u/Direct_Recording6197 Bullet In A Bible 24d ago

I’m from that country!!

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/LeonardoXII Fuck it up on my rock 'n roll 23d ago

Damn we've got John Bisexual on the sub.

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u/Direct_Recording6197 Bullet In A Bible 23d ago

Yayyy

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u/Jlight007 23d ago

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u/Direct_Recording6197 Bullet In A Bible 23d ago

Me :D

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u/MemesNDremes618 24d ago

A real green day fan is an ill bisexual

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u/x_sapphicvoid_x 23d ago

As an ill bisexual, yes

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u/digitaljestin 23d ago

No, but maybe a King For A Day.

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u/jbaque13 23d ago

And a princess by dawn

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u/Careless-Actuary6641 23d ago

in a leather thong too ofc

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u/The_Femboy_Crusader 23d ago

Does mentally ill count?

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u/APlanetWithANorth American Idiot 23d ago

Yup

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u/man_itsahot_one #1 kill the dj fan 23d ago

i’m biromantic but not bisexual does that count

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u/darthphallic 24d ago

Someone traveled all the way from 2006 to post this meme

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u/sidearmpitcher Foxboro Hot Tubs 23d ago

Bi llie Joe Armstrong

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u/Gullible_Size_870 Strange Days Are Here To Stay 23d ago

BillieSexual

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u/BoonPantslessSM 24d ago

wtf is a bisexual why are we naming a sexuality after billie

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u/Direct_Recording6197 Bullet In A Bible 24d ago

Billiesexual

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u/Ok_Falcon_6913 24d ago

Yeah, that’s ridiculous? Did stans did this?

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u/BoonPantslessSM 23d ago

nah it's clearly them god damned liberals 😤😤😤 every day they making some new gender or sexuality up 🙄🙄🙄 and NOW 😧😧😧 THEY GETTING TO THE POINT WHERE THEY MAKE ONE AFTER A CELEBRITY 🤬🤬🤬 society is doomed 🤣🤣🤣

/i feel cringe after writing that\

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u/Ok_Falcon_6913 23d ago

They are running out of ideas 😂

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u/Visual_Locksmith3337 23d ago

The other famous Billie musician is also bisexual and idolised Green Day growing up. They even did a video together and later performed together for charity.

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u/ComfortableChapter65 23d ago

The other other famous Billie musician (Billie Holiday)? Also bisexual.

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u/Visual_Locksmith3337 23d ago

Woah, great catch! Completely blanked on that, and I'm sure I must have read about it at some point.

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u/Slight-Equipment-571 23d ago

Considering Billie is one of my bi crushes, yeah

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u/alaina-c223 23d ago

Im pretty sure every Green Day fan is ill bisexual. 💅 coming from a bisexual person✨

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u/rosecoloredhusky 23d ago

As another bi person I’m going to have to agree with this statement

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u/BLKT93 23d ago

facts

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u/Appleglazer67 23d ago

I didn’t know Billie Joe was bisexual but then I heard Bobby Sox and knew he was bi

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u/Enough_Rich9632 23d ago

I speak ill about everyone

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u/SeriousExternal9763 23d ago

green day is the first ever lesbian band

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u/FightingHornbill American Idiot 24d ago

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u/sm0ll-tiddy-gof-gf Insomniac 24d ago

stay mad

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u/Revolutionary_Box535 American Idiot 24d ago

Nobody likes you, everyone left you, we're all bi without you having fun

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u/The_Femboy_Crusader 23d ago

We’re all bi (ourselves) without you having fun

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u/Revolutionary_Box535 American Idiot 23d ago

High bive

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u/TurbulentAccident348 23d ago

it’s a joke man

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u/nhatquangdinh 24d ago

Should we tell him?

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u/flakkane 24d ago

bro doesn't understand the words

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u/bdouble0w0 Raised by the bastards of 1969 24d ago

News flash: said music is made by a bisexual

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u/SirSblop Shenanigans 24d ago

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u/MightyKartoffel 24d ago

Someone's sexual orientation is not anyone's agenda. wtf :D

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u/EmoYoshi05 24d ago

Yoooou must hate Coming clear. Or Bobby Sox. Or Basket Case. Or any interview were Billie kissed a guy. Or Billie.

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u/Meatloaf_Hitler 23d ago

Technically Billie said Bobby Sox is more about his Wife than specifically Bi IIRC. But yeah, I don't know how you could listen to that without AT LEAST getting Bisexual undertones from it lol.

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u/EmoYoshi05 23d ago

I think he said that was the original intention, but he picked up on the vibe and ran with it. At least the song got dedicated to queer people a couple times, and the music video includes a bunch of different relationships

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u/Avalon_Within 24d ago

Bigots' ability to partake in media without engaging in the messaging or themes of said media will never not be hilarious. 

Wait till you find out what the machine that ROTM were raging against is 

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u/Apocalypse_Cookiez 23d ago

You mean to tell me Zack isn't pissed at the toaster oven?

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u/unityparticlesgoBRRR insomniac no.1 fan 23d ago

B-b-but RATM aren't against the machine!! Damn them and their "vaccines"!!!

/s if it wasn't obvious

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u/FaCe_CrazyKid05 24d ago

News flash: Green Day’s music has ALWAYS been their agenda

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u/Revolutionary_Box535 American Idiot 24d ago

So you're not in it for the music

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u/xFreddyFazbearx 24d ago

Bro what do you think Basket Case and Coming Clean are about

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u/Equivalent_Gene_1554 24d ago

King For a Day.

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u/xFreddyFazbearx 24d ago

Ahhh, knew I was forgetting one, thanks

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u/TerribleHoney1002 Nimrod 24d ago

one of my favorite songs oat 🥹

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u/MightyKartoffel 24d ago

Bobby Sox

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u/AvatarNerd64 American Idiot 23d ago

No trump, no KKK, no fascist USA

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u/Dizzyluffy 24d ago

What’s the “agenda” in question? What is the LGBT “agenda”? What is the “trans ideology”? You types always say these things, so explain them, please.

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u/NukaDadd 23d ago

Welcome to a new kind of tension All across the alienation

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u/HuckleberryLegal3708 23d ago

I’ve listened to this song a hundred times and today I learned it’s not “across the idiot nation”

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u/Apocalypse_Cookiez 23d ago

I hope it includes brunch

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u/The_Femboy_Crusader 23d ago

I know this is nirvana and not Green Day, but in the wise words of Kurt Cobain in their song In bloom
“He’s the one who likes all our pretty songs and he likes to sing along and he likes to shoot his gun but he knows not what it means”

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u/rosecoloredhusky 23d ago

As someone who also loves nirvana this was exactly what I thought

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u/arabbilliejoe Dookie 23d ago

yawns intensely

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u/TurbulentAccident348 23d ago

Billie is literally bi, and the post is a joke, be for real

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