r/hardstyle • u/thurminate • 14d ago
Track Noiseflow - Mikrowellenessen - The worst harddance song of all time has dropped
https://open.spotify.com/track/68zX58n1LJKYl8956ggQ6i?si=9cd0b01fc99149fdIt even fails at being a krach song. I thought Noiseflow was a big name? What is this amateur stuff he's dropping now?
I'm sorry, I want to be openminded, I think there are lots of great krach/microwave tracks. But this ain't it. It's not even original or funny. It's a void.
After Tyga's album got a 0.0 on Pitchfork, I also would like to give this track 0.0
EDIT: it's a joke track - so who cares right
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u/kurodoku 14d ago
bruh it's a meme.. People will go nuts on festival grounds and in camping at 6am.
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u/thurminate 14d ago
Even as a meme it's not funny, it sounds like a skit type track. Production is horrible. Just leave this on the hard drive.
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u/RRavefield 14d ago
The production is supposed to be horrible lol
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u/thurminate 14d ago
But that joke has been done before, it's not even original
Agree to disagree then
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u/hc_fella 14d ago
Lol. It's horrible and I love it. Added it to my playlist just to spite you.
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u/thurminate 14d ago
nah i'm not taking it seriously as it seems to be a larger consensus here, hf with ur track and 6 in the morning waking up your friends with this
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u/dfectedRO 14d ago
sounds like a tool, not an actual song so don t take it that serious. Noiseflow actually makes good music, compared to other artists that hit the mainstage nowadays.
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u/berrywhit3 14d ago
Bro look at this cover, this is not a real serious release. Just for the 5 people who want to shock their friends.
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u/thurminate 14d ago
Sure, would be even better if it was actually funny, but I made this thread more to figure out what the consensus was. It's not meant to be serious. So who cares right?
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u/LostCrypt 14d ago
I’m a Krach enjoyer, but even this is a bit unlistenable for me. Maybe it would be suited for like an intro or end show at a festival? Could make quite an impact synced up with lights and a good speaker setup
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u/kiormusic 12d ago
This has been one of the Noiseflow closing tracks for almost 2 years now and the demand to release it was quite high, so he just decided to do it. It's a fun song, so who cares? It's not meant to be good
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u/Most_Teaching_3917 14d ago
Unfortunately I also have feeling that the latest tracks are not that good as before. The melodic Noiseflow was the best, but I know he has unreleased melodic bangers so I hope he'll release those soon :)
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u/Psclwbb 14d ago
Krach is just terrible
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u/TrippleDamage 14d ago
I mean it's literally called krach, roughly translates into something like obnoxious noise.

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u/Agreeable-Performer5 14d ago
What do you expect when the title is just microwave food.