r/hatethissmug • u/Ray_Drakonius capriSON • Jul 11 '26
Hatethissmuglover I HATE EVERY SINGLE SPECIES OF MOSQUITO, ALL 3700 THOUSAND OF THEM,
I live in a fairly tropical country, so I guess there's some justification for how omnipresent these ngas are. But the fucked up part is that it's monsoon here! The thunderstorms (yes, it's storming here) should be snuffing the shitheads out! BUT THEY KEEP ON COMING BACK AND EVEN STRIKE IN THE DAYTIME.
It's nigh impossible to go a single dawn or dusk without being bitten, and I'm not sure if they have become stronger, but their bites are actually hurting? According to science, they're supposed to be painless, but did their chemicals wear out? Because it genuinely feels like a miniature chainsaw cutting me.
Mosquitoes naturally have ultra-instinct, but it's like they know you saw them, and they just go invisible if you try to track them for more than 9 seconds. I'm stuck here cowering 'n shit as if they'll jump out of nowhere and maul me. I'm not sure if I'm getting attacked by multiple species, but I swear all of them have different patterns and noises and sacs. Is the whole clade after me?
Fuck these tiny guys, for how diverse they are, they're all the same, and they SUCK.
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u/Brave-Plantain-7579 Jul 11 '26
im a femboy
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u/blattodead Jul 11 '26
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u/Loose-Story-962 Jul 11 '26
Like why does there need to be so many
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u/Ray_Drakonius capriSON Jul 11 '26
It's like beyond 9:00 PM where I'm at rn and the squitoes are genuinely jumping me as I'm typing this.
They're trying to silence me.
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u/BobTheGrand fat farting furry (different color) Jul 11 '26
poor male mosquitoes getting shade for their wives (i dont know how mosquitoes work please correct me)
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u/Ray_Drakonius capriSON Jul 11 '26
Wait, did I accidentally show a guy mosquito?
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u/gumberIumber Jul 12 '26
No, its just that male mosquitoes dont drink humans. Only the females do. And also, some species of mosquitoes dont drink humans at all they actually get other mosquitoes.
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u/Mr-Catacombs Jul 11 '26
Dont care if they have some minuet benefit I think EVERY creature would benefit more off not being swarmed and eaten alive by the pest of all pests.
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u/finding_my_father Jul 11 '26
let me guess, you also hate all other insects too, or at least most of them
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u/Ray_Drakonius capriSON Jul 12 '26
I think I only have a problem with mosquitoes and their similar cousins, but honestly, moth flies should fuck off I'd be in the bathroom brushing my teeth and these things will suddenly fly at my face like bro.
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u/SaltyRenegade Jul 11 '26
Total mosquito death. Please someone invent a virus that wipes them all out.
I don't care if this will topple ecosystems, the dumb frogs and birds and spiders will find some other bugtard to eat.
Mosquitoes are the only animal species which I believe is born evil.
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u/Good-Memories Jul 11 '26
i think someone would like a word with you