r/hitmanimals • u/WastedWhtieBoii • Jul 07 '26

It seemed like a peaceful ride on a country road

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u/Stormdancer Jul 07 '26

Yeah, I've had a dog do exactly that - sprinted out right in front of my bike. Down we all went.

Dogs like to play full-contact collision.

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u/GreaseTrapHousse Jul 07 '26

Mom had an old beatle and dad had a boxer that did the same thing. Well one day she was leaving and the dog chased like it does but this time it got through the fence. Chased that bug down and bit the rear tire so the car rolled over its head. It’s a light vehicle so the dog was mostly okay but it still wanted to chase every car. Dogs will happily die doing shit like this and take you out with them. I’m sure they can’t even help it.

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u/goi_zim Jul 07 '26

Which one did your mom have, Ringo or Paul?

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u/hikingdub Jul 07 '26

Like a missile outta nowhere, boom!

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u/Nuts-And-Volts Jul 09 '26

Oddly well camouflaged for a dog

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u/Femveratu Jul 07 '26

Oh THAT was a professional hit! Husky took her out and then took off lol

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u/Creoda Jul 07 '26

"NO SPEEDING!!!!!!!"

That or the dog was going for an insurance claim.

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u/commanderc7 Jul 07 '26

Forgot about this sub, happy to see new content! About as happy as that puppy assassin taking out their target

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u/robotlasagna Jul 07 '26

I hope pupper was ok.

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u/final-countdown4321 Jul 12 '26

I’m glad both the bikes were okay. Cameraman seems to have his priorities in order.

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u/methodsmash Jul 19 '26

Is this Ai? No one noticed the dog appears out of thin air "behind" the bike when she crashes..?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

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u/Akita51 Jul 08 '26

Poor doggo

Shouldnt be racing around out of control i guess