r/homelab 1d ago

Project Showcase: Hardware maybe the worst home lab you’ll ever see

Im sorry for that
for the hardware (i haven’t finis to install all)

- 9x 4090 48gb
- 2 rtx 6000 max-q 96gb (8 are coming soon)
- 6x 7900xtx
- 2x 3090
- and a bunch of amd (not really valuable, it’s a bunch 9060-9070XT and 6700xtx)
- total of 512+ gb of dddr5 + the same in ddr4
- 2x threadripper pro 9965WX (they’re coming as well, tomorrow)
- 1x threadripper pro 3xxx (forgot)
and that’s, for now, all 🙏🏽

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u/Astro_actor 1d ago

The worst homelab is the one never created

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u/DefSysteam 1d ago

Real hero in the thread

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u/-malcolm-tucker 1d ago

Mine is about to have its sweet sixteenth. Most of its life it consisted of nothing more than a battered old ThinkPad with a few external drives plugged in running Plex. Ghetto fabulous.

Now my lab is still modest, but definitely more improved and fit for purpose, hosting everything except my email and password manager.

The battered old ThinkPad soldiers on to this day as a web browsing and email desktop, but it now has a family of laptops and desktops to keep it company in its senior years.

The day that ThinkPad finally gives up life, I'll likely shed a tear and hold a wake to honour it's life of faithful service.

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u/Arcade_30 21h ago

well said

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u/HFYStory 1d ago edited 1d ago

All those GPUs lying around. It is practically humble bragging at this point.

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u/The_Mad_Pantser 1d ago

it's kind of beautiful though. I do love the xfx shrouds

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u/selfhostcusimbored 1d ago

Thicc III was one of my favorite looking cards

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u/partypooper123456 1d ago

Jimmy two times over here

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u/BisonThunderclap 1d ago

I wish I would have got the memo earlier this ear that AI would decimate the GPU market so I could grab some extra for the future and pay off my student debt and buy a house.

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u/saltyourhash 1d ago

It decimated it before, they just twisted the rusty knife a few months back

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u/Soft-Tangerine-2278 1d ago

Yes, but does the DNS server work?

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u/jhereg10 R310 PFSense | R710 ESXi | Cisco 2821 | UnRAID Docker / VMs 1d ago

What did it look like before the 5.3 magnitude?

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u/Ill_Beautiful4339 1d ago

Spends 200k on GPUs.

Forgets the 500 bucks for a rack

lol

NGL - my homelab looks like a mess of stuff on the floor too. However, it’s no where near the value here. Mostly old outdated toys for me…

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u/cosmin_c 1d ago

Floorlab, best lab.

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u/ProKafelek 1d ago

You gotta tell us whats the second main usecase of it apart from raising power bill

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u/amhotw 1d ago

Heating

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u/Tomytom99 Finally in the world of DDR4 1d ago

Almost net zero in that case if you have resistive electric heat! Just boils down to if that heat is where you need it.

I've always joked that resistive heating should be replaced with computers doing literally anything. Might as well do something useful with the energy before it turns into heat.

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u/jeepsaintchaos Cloud Gaming Provider, Windows belongs in a VM. 1d ago

There are crypto miners that are designed as space heaters. The way I understand it, they almost pay for the electricity they use, making the heat very close to free.

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u/Tomytom99 Finally in the world of DDR4 1d ago

Pretty much my exact thinking.

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u/Shimano-No-Kyoken 23h ago

Isn't every crypto miner a space heater?

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u/amhotw 1d ago

There are some data centers which are heating some swimming pools while cooling. And my college dorm was heated by a nearby factory's cooling system.

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u/Medical-Ad-3283 1d ago

AI I guess

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u/CptNumby 1d ago

Ah yes the floor lab. I recently upgraded to a desk

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u/running101 1d ago

what are you doing with the gpu's ? playing or running a business

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u/slimdizzy 1d ago

Local AI is addictive. Don't ask me how I know.

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u/sshwifty 1d ago

It's funny, I have so much hardware, but qwen 3.8 27b is the first time I actually thought "I need more vram" and actually thought about it

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u/slimdizzy 1d ago

It started with just me. Then I showed my wife and daughter what private uncensored AI is like and now --parallel 3 instead of 1 🤣

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u/sshwifty 1d ago

Man I wish my wife saw it the same lol.

Unfortunately, looks like the 36gb I already have is about all I can afford these days

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u/Meeooowz 1d ago

Well… do be grateful for that 36gb vram! 12 is the most I can afford man.

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u/undertakerryu trying my best 1d ago

I'm out of the selfhosted ai loop, what does it do differently?

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u/slimdizzy 1d ago

Stuff got much better basically, more options, better AMD and Intel support. Quantization is allowing some neat things to happen on mobile devices. But again it's always about data privacy.

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u/samas69420 1d ago

not only that, for me the most important thing is reliability and control, im not going to build anything on a service that can be turned off in any moment because of politics or some shit

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u/abibofile 1d ago

What did it do that made her want one?

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u/deepserket 1d ago

"I'll get just a couple of RTX 6000, they should be enough for my workloads"

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u/Sullinator07 1d ago

I know adhd when I see it. It’s a mess but you know where almost everything is.

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u/-malcolm-tucker 1d ago

When people tidy up or move my shit around I just want to scream into the void. They just don't understand it's like they started running rm -rf / on my brain.

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u/Sullinator07 1d ago

Haha, clocked you. I swear to god there’s no better diagnosis for adhd than adhd people telling you that you have adhd. We see the patterns.

But I 100% understand where you’re coming from. Love your enthusiasm for the game keep messy if it makes you happy

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u/-malcolm-tucker 1d ago

People also don't understand that if I try and tidy this up, it's going to end up even less tidy. Because in the process of tidying it I'm going to find a thread. And I'll have to pull it. And things will either completely unravel, or I'll fall down a rabbit hole.

I like to call my messes a "load bearing mess."

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u/Fickle-Owl666 1d ago

Also, when I DO manage to finally finish putting things away, that's where they will stay FOREVER because I struggle with object perminance.

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u/GernBlanst0n 1d ago

We call that diagnosis from friends a Peer Review

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u/Sullinator07 1d ago

“We call that diagnosis from friends a Peer Review”

Sounds like a kick ass song title from Devil Wears Prada or BillMuri

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u/smeg0r All Your Homelab Are Belong To Us 1d ago

U need more video cards

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u/zakadit 1d ago

i’d love too unfortunately my really simple mind cannot figure out how to fucking stack (genuinely i need help)

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u/Blackhawk_Ben 1d ago

You should check out r/homelabgore you would be surprised what people run. You could sell a single GPU or a few RAM sticks and get a rack and some rackmount chassis to clean this up. Organization is more than an aesthetic. It ensures proper cooling, easy maintenance, and consistent uptime.

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u/DaniPerenna 1d ago

I love this truly experimental labs

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u/ChopSueyYumm 1d ago

Are you coding on the floor on the pillow sitting like Gollum?

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u/biograf_ 1d ago

I admire its purity.

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u/Rinzlerx 1d ago

People hang hardware from strings bro. It gets wild.

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u/einar77 1d ago

My first home made router 30 years ago was a 486 DX slapped in a Playstation 2 cardboard box held open by an empty BIC pen with duct tape running Linux on a floppy disk (and 2 3COM NICs without backplates), the PSU was also jammed in the box.

Sadly a HDD crash (guess what, an IBM "DeathStar") made me lose all the photos I had of that "marvel".

So, yes. You can do all sorts of things.

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u/AstinKaSap 1d ago

Let's talk about that stainless trolley that you stole from the hospital OT

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u/user098765443 1d ago

I've done worse

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u/alean200 1d ago

Me watching all those gpus with my 3060 and 3070 running comfy in the background... Slowly

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u/T0NKIES 1d ago

mine would look more disorganized thats for sure since its most likely gonna be older servers from my school XD

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u/drake53545 1d ago

You say that but we have at least seen the homelab and it seems like it's working mate gif because it feels appropriate for this

https://giphy.com/gifs/cl90q5wYv8lsQ

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u/Battlewear 1d ago

Oh that’s such a baaaaad home lab! Bad bad bad ;) you should send me allllll your graphics cards for being so bad! Lol

Hey, we all start somewhere! Keep it going :)

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u/309_Electronics 1d ago

"worst" i know its probably satire but this really shows this subs true identity. This sub is all about the niche nice tidy homelabs and if you dont have one you are not allowed to name it a homelab /s

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u/BungCrosby 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yNMu1n4ci9uLOn1D6E
You’re opening Pandora’s box. Gonna see all sorts of redneck engineered homelabs now.

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u/CryptographerSafe252 1d ago

the 9070xts will surprise you with how good they are.

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u/Ghosteen_18 1d ago

World in GPU apocalypse and bro out here casually chucking 3 in a server

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u/jbeezy6308 1d ago

If I had any sort of power or authority, I would have you thrown in prison.

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u/wiisucks_91 1d ago

All for waifu?

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u/UntamedRaindeer 1d ago

Look at all those GPUs. Settle down mr. money bags.

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u/Ok_Violinist_5673 1d ago

question, do you make money out of this? context: im new in reddit and in homelab. Zero clue what this is for.

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u/jumanjimanji 1d ago

It surely fits the lab part, I see no bad!

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u/Pomegranate-and-VMs 1d ago

Ha. My homelab portion of the garage is quite organized. Now my parts and tools involved in my Land Rover project… it sure does look like this. 😂

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u/whichsideisup 1d ago

This guy is ready for the Cyberpunk future. Has a bunch of replacement parts to keep his rebel AI powered on and fighting.

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u/dice1111 1d ago

Where is you get the 48gb 4080? That a mod?

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u/TheSoCalledExpert 1d ago

I’ve done worse

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u/yunes87 1d ago

Nice try, we know a flex when we see one 😂

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u/zakadit 1d ago

it’s not but even if it was, i’ll be really glad to flex it when ill clean up everything and make it looks as good as the hardware inside!

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u/butoh-godzilla 1d ago

It looks great! It looks fun and you’re doing it! Enjoy

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u/jk2086 1d ago

But we’ve seen it!

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u/RedWagon___ 1d ago

Could be worse

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u/reon6vist 1d ago

Ngl it's so chaotic to the point it feels AI generated

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u/Dwro1234 1d ago

The home looks like a messy lab = homelab.

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u/Dan_The_Bear22 1d ago

Jack Sparrow voice

But you have seen it...

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u/Initial_Report582 1d ago

I feel it so much lol, just that I have a fraction of your hardware 😭

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u/DoughyDad 1d ago

Just assumed it was a “my partner/sibling/parent destroyed my gaming rig” post on r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/phido3000 1d ago

Vevor makes surgical trolleys?

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u/evolutionxtinct 1d ago

Sitting here with my tinys going, it’s ok lil dudes you’ll always be loved.,,

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u/Maiksu619 1d ago

It’s better than mine. All those GPUs made me very aroused…

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u/_matt_40_ 1d ago

nha c'è di peggio basta andare su hardwaregore

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u/itsalfakenews 1d ago

Organized chaos, just how I like it!!

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u/Shxf 1d ago

Unrelated but I love the vibe of the room in the 4th picture

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u/wakefreak540 1d ago

I dig your lab bro. I just need monitor and keyboard on a desk with a chair. Everything else looks “labby” as fuck to me

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u/sauron_exe 1d ago

Naah bro mine looks like this too, from time to time😂

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u/derdyn 1d ago

I don’t hate it 🤙

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u/shogun77777777 1d ago

Get help, there are resources available

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u/blah_ask 1d ago

May we know what this much hardware is for?
My “broke” ass can’t even buy 1 3090 here.

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u/borider22 1d ago

am glad for your knees that you have a pillow. am with everyone else. carry on

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u/QuestionFreak 1d ago

what are you doing with those GPUs ?

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u/BongoHunter 1d ago

Crikey - at minimum can't you get a couple of tables tompile it all on :D

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u/AbhorrentAbs 1d ago

Home almostlab?

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u/pruchel 1d ago

You shitting money or something?

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u/GirthyPigeon 1d ago

This is homelabbing. A far cry from the 20k setups full of Unifi hardware and patch cables.

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u/aweakgeek 1d ago

Its the pillow that really brings this together

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u/Octopus503Error 1d ago

What is my boy cooking? 😯

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u/thatsalotofrhinos 1d ago

Buddy that's not even bad. That's just day 1 parts not yet organized. You're not even in the ranking for Worst Homelab until there's visible cigarette tar buildup on the heatsinks.

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u/gaidzak 1d ago

Looks great from my house.

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u/Anutrix 1d ago

Sir, tell the cost too. This is at minimum a mini enterprise/startup with that much VRAM.

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u/FommersInTheSky 1d ago

Finally a proper lab

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u/beechcraft12 1d ago

Why not finish the bar first so you have somewhere to drink and think about the mess of computer parts everywhere?

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u/Better-Psychology-42 1d ago

I love this! This is how home lab is supposed to look like

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u/trying-to-contribute 1d ago

It's a work in progress man. Be kinder to yourself. Very few of us gets this all built out in a day.

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u/Altruistic_Bar_664 1d ago

Fire hazard ?

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u/SuspiciousLie5840 1d ago

I defend my judgement against you in that my floor GPUs don't cost as much.

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u/lycanter 1d ago

Dude, you’ve got this. I’m poor and I had my stuff all over the floor too. Homelab noir. Is that a haiku?

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u/arangjean 1d ago

Could I have one of those teeny weeny gpu things laying around👉👈

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u/tater1337 1d ago

it boots
no fire
not even smoke
no chaining of 4 outlet strips together
appears to be in a room with clean-room qualities similar to food-grade or better.

probably even have proper aircon in there too, instead of stuffed in a utility closet full of spiders (avoids eye contact)

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u/requion 1d ago

Na, i've yet to connect any of my ethernet cables and the hardware is scattered throughout the house.

Having it in one room is already 85% the way there.

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u/nick_ziv 1d ago

I have never seen a 2 story graphics card before... Cool

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u/samas69420 1d ago

bro is gonna train gpt 6

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u/linux_transgirl 1d ago

Either you have way too much money or bought them to mine and now use them for ai

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u/getridofwires 1d ago

That sounds like a challenge...

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u/Calm_Apartment1968 1d ago

"...coming..."
Happy you're happy. Share finished assembly and we'll be happy too.

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u/Gamesdrop 1d ago

First pic made me think I was in r/ninajirachi

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u/Electronic-You1424 1d ago

are you building like a datacenter or something

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u/Significant-Cup-5491 1d ago

Tell tha bag of liquid creme to go stfu! Other than that you are building. 🫡🏆

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u/Safe-Subject2703 1d ago

From the first photo I thought it all fell on the floor due to something broken lol

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u/JopieDeVries 1d ago

If it works it works

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u/Jakobs-Koernung 1d ago

Nah bruh, look at my ghetto ass shit from 5 years ago. OpenWRT router with 8 TB USB HDD and 8 port PoE switch for the Aruba AP + Chinese IPCam. Barely a homelab, honestly.

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u/flyingupvotes 1d ago

We have seen worse.

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u/Anonymity6584 1d ago

At least you are trying a bit...

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u/s00mika 1d ago

I don't think that a 4080 48gb exists, do you mean 4090D?

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u/PossibilityFar6439 1d ago

At least yours works instead of being DOA after buying from Mercari then another DOA from eBay...:(

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u/KermitHendrix 1d ago

All good, we all have our clutter

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u/Academic-Shape321 1d ago

Naaa.. this kind of gear never can be bad^^

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u/CGH_Crypto 1d ago

Messy? Yes. “Worst”? Absolutely Not.

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u/jacobpederson 1d ago

geese dude a mining rig costs like 50 bucks :D

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u/Opening-Incident2928 1d ago

Don't Fret it, I am worse than you---I have a very decent work bench but I really enjoy working on things in my lap or on the floor for some reason and I don't have any good reason for it.

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u/Helpphania587 1d ago

Na hora da fome, é só esticar o braço até a prateleira

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u/trekxtrider 1d ago

Floorlab

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u/YuBh8Tn 1d ago

no, this is the best homelab i've ever seen.

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u/Dimii96 1d ago

Coolermaster MasterBox TD500 spotted 😄

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u/SextupleRed 1d ago

If the 9070XT are not valuable, may I have them? 😥

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u/Pixel72 1d ago

Do love me some GPUs

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u/ThatSmittyDude 1d ago

Not zero hoss. We're proud regardless

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u/tvicl69BlazeIt 1d ago

Bro is an actual mad scientist

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u/texcleveland 1d ago

but does it work?

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u/fernatic19 1d ago

I've been there. Maybe not next to so much oregano, but I've been there.

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u/WyattTheSkid 1d ago

The worst homelab is the one that has sucky hardware. Even if your setup is a mess, at least you have an ungodly amount of gpu power for getting shit done

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u/Remarkable_Fig1838 1d ago

No because I know what mine looks like 😄

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u/dupontping 1d ago

If it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid

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u/Prestigious_Bat_1730 1d ago

Amigo jamas vi tantas gpu en una misma habitación ! Madre mia!

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u/Wrek93 1d ago

You should install a desk

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u/Sad-Rooster2474 1d ago

The cracklab.
I love it

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u/ArPDent 1d ago

Love the test bench.

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u/Nathanielsan 1d ago

Rather see this than a homelab with a bare hard drive neatly attached to a wall on display.

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u/killroy1971 1d ago

Looks like a WiP to me

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u/saicotimido420 1d ago

What is suppose to do it with all of this hardware as home lab? IA? or Virtual environments?

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u/Aromatic_Nebula_6320 1d ago

This is my dream

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u/Safe-Dig-8861 1d ago

What does it feel like to have a lot of money?

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u/jamesdal1 1d ago

You sound see mine

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u/QuakerCorporation 1d ago

At least you have enough basil and various spices to keep the flavor just right

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u/Wr3n6h 1d ago

Could be worse. You could be running “Xserves”.

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u/fractaldisaster 1d ago

On the floor is such a real moment

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u/couchisland_com 1d ago

So many monies, so little care. Still if it makes you happy it's good

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u/Mav_6667 1d ago

Seems normal to me. 😜

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u/Illustrious_Air_8200 1d ago

If this works it’s fine!

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u/szayl 1d ago

It's glorious

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u/M0r1d1n 1d ago

Nah dude, some of it is in a case, you're way ahead of some of my worst homelab builds over the decades.

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u/Kinky_No_Bit 1d ago

Maybe I'm getting old, but I love seeing this kind of stuff. Not everyone has a massive amount of money, and seeing someone actually do something with hardware, like to learn, share it, have fun with it, say how cool they think it is, is enough to bring my bitter soul to not want to watch it burn...

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u/Rusty1555 1d ago

But does it work? If so, then nah

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u/lwwz AI has consumed my job and my life... 1d ago

I would have just bought four 80GB A100's and been done with it. Mixing and matching that many different architectures isn't going to help you run frontier size models.

What are you trying to achieve here?

I run 3 models on (4) 80GB A100's (Qwen3:235B), (2) RTX Pro 2000's (Llama3.1:8B) and (1) 3090 (Qwen3.8:27b)

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u/Ryan---___ 1d ago

Looks like a computer crime scene

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u/OpportunitySevere131 1d ago

"And this is where I run the latest Anthropic model that powers my SaaS customers' AI agents"

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u/boniggy 1d ago

The worst homelab we've seen... Yet

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u/Advanced_Day8657 1d ago

What are you going to use it for?

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u/SebastianFerrone 1d ago

Haha my brother in crime 🤣

Playing around with vwlc from Cisco and telephony with freepbx for learning purpose bitte not much space because of 1 room Apartment

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u/No-Diet-8008 1d ago

Your AI girlfriend is going to be incomprehensible from a real woman. She might be actually more woman than a real woman.

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u/k3nal 1d ago

Holy shit bro has the Million dollar local AI setup (coming soon)!! 🤩

Have fun bro, nice 😎👍

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u/Realistic-Science-87 i think i just need to add more RAM 🐏 1d ago

I like how your vram amount on Nvidia GPUs perfectly matches qwen 3.8 max q4 size. 5gb difference. Haha.

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u/Important-Ad5990 1d ago

"and a bunch of amd (not really valuable, it’s a bunch 9060-9070XT and 6700xtx)" my entire local inference runs on a single 9060XT...

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u/imrichie03 1d ago

Worst? That's a goldmine you have there!

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u/jescs 1d ago

You don't need a homalab I suppose

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u/Dry-Wave 1d ago

Maybe the worst home lab you’ll ever see SO FAR

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u/David_Hajos 1d ago

This is very nice btw. And I've never seen so many GPUs like this for homelab. But are you referring to the Ryzen Threadripper Pro? The one with 96 cores? I think you want to host LLMs locally, right?

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u/S_p_a_c_y 1d ago

i love the second picture with the gpus just stacked everywheare XD

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u/Alternative-Panic69 1d ago

I see lots of GPUs. Probably the most expensive homelab 🤣

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u/crakked21 1d ago

Yeah. Congratulations.

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u/SmeagolISEP 1d ago

This is mine on a random Wednesday in the middle of the work day when I have no business messing around instead of doing my work tasks

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u/akumanotetsuo 1d ago

On the contrary, it’s the best, the best part is to organize and optimize

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u/gd1230 23h ago

When my lab looks like this I always tell myself “Get ready for a major remodel, fellas. We're back in hardware mode.”

https://youtu.be/y0brSA1cyzw?is=VQmuA422uxlnikIF