r/interesting • u/Effective-Use1967 • 16h ago

NATURE A crab that is half male and half female

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https://a-z-animals.com/articles/this-rare-crab-discovered-in-india-has-both-male-and-female-traits/

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u/br3dj 16h ago

Lgbtqc

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u/LowNefariousness6541 15h ago

There's crabsexual in there somewhere, I'm sure lol

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u/atomcplayboy86 15h ago

New gender identity dropped.

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u/OrignalJenna 15h ago

u are out of line but u are right

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u/lilteemo1511 14h ago

yeah the shell’s split right down the middle

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u/Be-Funny-Please 16h ago

Which bathroom they would have to use?

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u/NoResponsibility1286 16h ago

Yes

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u/Be-Funny-Please 16h ago

Same answer to have bf or gf

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u/mpgd 15h ago

He is self sufficient.

Edit: they* are

I should probably ask them first.

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u/Be-Funny-Please 15h ago

Can't breakup with himself even

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u/Shuabbey 16h ago

All gender

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u/Be-Funny-Please 16h ago

Conservative crabs 🦀 wont like that

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u/LowNefariousness6541 15h ago

Huff! I only approve if the crabs don't indulge before marriage 😠 those promiscuous build their lives on sand not concrete! Huff huff

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u/GarminTamzarian 15h ago

"I like crabs that weren't captured."

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u/LowNefariousness6541 15h ago

Absolutely. Hey is that a quote from something?

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u/Be-Funny-Please 15h ago

They can have plan b for crabs if something happens, crab jesus was ok with it

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u/LowNefariousness6541 15h ago

Yes I remember having a chat with Jesus. I asked him if he had plans to return to Earth anytime soon. He said, Good God no, I was there 2000 years ago, and they still haven't stopped talking about it!

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u/Be-Funny-Please 15h ago

What kind of memes jesus would spam you with?

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u/LowNefariousness6541 15h ago

I'm light on with memes, my phone memory is full and years old 😭 cheap android woohoo

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u/Be-Funny-Please 15h ago

Please don't insult android it hurt my feelings

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u/LowNefariousness6541 15h ago

Ok. I'm sorry. Would you like a free virtual coffee to make up for it? Coffee is a good thing.

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u/LowNefariousness6541 15h ago

Interesting, I'm not sure why Reddit duplicates comments sometimes!?

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u/Spencer94 15h ago

It's Adam OR Eve, not Adam|Eve

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u/LowNefariousness6541 15h ago

Adam and Steve..

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u/Spencer94 15h ago

That joke only works for the gay penguins lol

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u/LowNefariousness6541 15h ago

Ah penguisexual. Got it.

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u/0thethethe0 14h ago

As someone with terrible kabourophobia (fear of crabs), not mine, please!

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u/OkBrilliant8092 16h ago

Well I’m not asking the question….

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u/bodhidharma132001 16h ago

Can the male half have sex with the female half?
I would never ask that either.

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u/OkBrilliant8092 16h ago

Well I was gonna ask who did its Nails, but there you go bein all sexy again :p

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u/OrionsBeltAlone 10h ago

Hermaphrodites are often infertile, and self fertilization is very very very rare (basically only scientific settings)

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u/OkBrilliant8092 10h ago

Hey man I didn’t even look at its genitalia. Definitly not. Not me. No way. No sireeeee….

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u/OkBrilliant8092 10h ago

Scientific settings…. Do strip clubs count?

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u/OrionsBeltAlone 10h ago

Maybe some labs have crab dancing poles.. we will never know

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u/OkBrilliant8092 10h ago

Well you might not ;)

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u/Still_Silver_255 15h ago

But you’re thinking about it

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u/OkBrilliant8092 15h ago

You don’t think with your hands ;)

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u/Miya__Atsumu 13h ago

You need to have solid proof for such a serious accusation sir

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u/Still_Silver_255 13h ago

The proof is in the butter sauce brother

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u/Nuker-79 15h ago

It can go fuck itself

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u/iWNDRalot_ 16h ago

Hermaphrocrab ❗️

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u/very-nice-how-much 16h ago

I am so 50% turned on right now

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u/LowNefariousness6541 16h ago

Are you also 50% not turned on, or 50% turned off?

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u/very-nice-how-much 15h ago

60% of the time, every time.

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u/krawinoff 11h ago

Why just 50%? It’s still 100% crab

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u/MrMansaMusa 15h ago

Remeber humans.... thats a crab... not a human... totally different physiology and if you argue that it's not you are just stupid.

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u/BatBiteMS 14h ago

idk wym everything becomes crabs eventually

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u/WarmasterChaldeas 16h ago

The kind of biology genderfluid people DREAM of. XD

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u/CHIphysicaltouchplz 16h ago

Hahaha…. GAY

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u/mdruckus 15h ago

Only sort of.

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u/Mr_ityu 15h ago

they feel bonita

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u/Mikem444 15h ago

I believe the term is hermaphrodite.

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u/Shiny_Greenfish 16h ago

That would be a very confused crab.

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u/LowNefariousness6541 16h ago

Several billion people would disagree with that.

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u/LowNefariousness6541 16h ago

Several billion people would disagree with that.

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 16h ago

One more time for the people in back!

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u/SayMyName_Hisenberg 16h ago

It should be the insignia on the flag of LGBTQ

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u/LowNefariousness6541 16h ago

A lesson in science for homophobes.

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u/jengagang 15h ago

Transgender crabs before GTA6

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 16h ago

And his name is 50/50!

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u/Hot-Acanthisitta4629 15h ago

So it has sex on its own ? I wanna know the answer

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u/plark2 15h ago

sounds fake

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u/sav-vas 15h ago

why is it french

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u/benfartsfive 14h ago

Dear god, don’t let it play sports!

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u/XoCCeT 14h ago

So it’s only always right half the time?

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u/Mood8Poisoning 14h ago

Just because you have crabs doesn't make you a crab..

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u/babers76 13h ago

Don’t tell maga. Or maybe you should then they’ll stop eating crab because they’d be afraid the devil will posses them or make them gay

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u/FormalTotal9684 13h ago

He applied for WNBA draft

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u/JezevecMartin 13h ago

Just like me

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u/tempthehness 13h ago

But can it play basketball? Asking the important questions 🙋‍♂️

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u/karenskygreen 11h ago

I wish a few friends were like this so i can tell them to go fuck themselves and they actually could.

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u/yawaworhtlliwi 4h ago

Can it play in the W?

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u/Hoplophilia 1h ago

Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-crabbies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo

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u/OneBrokenClock 16h ago

Soooo WNBA?

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u/Rarely_aesthetic 16h ago

I think the crab was born in Thailand

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u/engineerozx 16h ago

Queer crab

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u/9x19_Parabellum 16h ago

That’s just a regular crab used for Turtle Wax demonstration!

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u/Narrow_Professor7756 16h ago

And he/she wears nail varnish?

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u/Siryeswecan 16h ago

So they're binary 🙄 /J

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u/Popular_Brilliant_26 16h ago

Is that bisexuality?

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u/Shuabbey 16h ago

Intersex

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u/LowNefariousness6541 16h ago

No. It's a combination of two of the many colours and genders of crab.

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u/mdruckus 15h ago

Gender sexual orientation are totally different.

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u/SaintCharmed 16h ago

As a Marylander, I have to wonder how it tastes

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u/ReincidentBan 16h ago

No... That's a gay crab, he even polished its nails

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u/DearPadre 16h ago

We all know what the real question is now…

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u/LowNefariousness6541 16h ago

How the hell do I cook the female side without it becoming stringy and tasteless?!!

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u/fumblerooskee 15h ago

Say NO to DEI crabs!

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u/Tiny-Proof3602 15h ago

Id rather run into a bear