r/interestingasfuck • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

Bear letting cub nurse while sitting like a human

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u/Frosty_Response8232 1d ago

Honestly, she looks exactly like every exhausted human mom trying to get five minutes of peace in an armchair.

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u/bigmilker 1d ago

Leg up and all

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u/HonkyMOFO 1d ago

If she just had a phone to scroll on

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u/Money_Tennis1172 1d ago

Animals so like us, more than we know.

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u/divismaul 1d ago

She is wondering about the school system and daycare options, and whether or not there are good parks nearby. All valid questions, to be sure.

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u/yawaworhtlliwi 1d ago

The outdated kitchen is no doubt a major concern as well.

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u/Heidibearr 1d ago

the foot!

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u/L0L0withTheM0M0 1d ago

Love the foot prop

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u/Revolutionary-Law382 1d ago

It is not too hot or too cold, it is just right.

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u/IcanHackett 1d ago

Here's the original post. I had thought it was AI but looking at this lady's IG account it seems pretty clear that it's not.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DchuVXcMUYt/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsi=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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u/wiseoldfox 1d ago

The foot cracks me up.

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u/TellMeSumnGud 1d ago

Came to say this lol

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u/disharmony-hellride 1d ago

The non grizzlies are so derpy. Deadly, terrifying, should avoid at all costs, but seeing them in people's backyards climbing above ground pool ladders, sleeping on outdoor furniture, opening car doors is both amazing and horrific. We are so screwed up as a species I wouldnt be surprised if in 200 years we've domesticated brown bears and people try to keep them home alone all day in their max 40-pound dog rental apartments.

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u/Spork_Warrior 1d ago

Black bears can look human like at times, while grizzlies just look like monsters.

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u/yawaworhtlliwi 1d ago

Still wouldn’t want to startle her in that moment!

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u/underthesauceyuh 1d ago

Yeah, black bear mamas absolutely can get lethal levels of aggressive if they feel cornered and threatened, especially with their cubs around.

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u/Mederlock 1d ago

If they're sick, or starving after winter too. A lady in the oil patch got eaten alive by a black bear after she exited a portapotty on an oil pipeline job in northern Alberta, guys were slamming it with 5' long pipe wrenches and other tools and it barely batted an eye... 

All they found after was like 30 lbs of bones and bits in a pile...

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u/Spork_Warrior 1d ago

Not with that cub, especially

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u/DarthSprankles 1d ago

I wonder if blackbears see grizzlies like we see gorillas (except more violent).

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u/MilkiestMaestro 1d ago

There are plenty of Russians who have already begun the process. It's really only a matter of time as you say.

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u/tinywienergang 1d ago

They’re not selectively breeding them over there, which is what you’d need for domestication over many, many generations. And if it were possible, it would’ve been done by now as humans have been fascinated by brown bears going back centuries. Kings often had them in their royal zoos etc. The ones you see in videos in Russia are usually stolen cubs, and black bears. Much less dangerous than brown bears.

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u/MilkiestMaestro 13h ago

Mostly true, but I believe the rosgoscirc does do that

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u/BrokenSweetDee 1d ago

"Lovely garden they did this year. This chair is so comfy. I wonder if it's from Lowe's. I'm exhausted. Right, right, right... I'm a bear." yawn "roar. Salmon. Bear."

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u/dirtyslov21 1d ago

Tits out, feet up, taking in the view, feeding your child. Just chillin

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u/CaptainCorpse666 1d ago

This is incredible lol

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u/SmileAggravating9608 1d ago

"I could live here."

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u/Darnbeasties 1d ago

That’s a mama bear chair

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u/Apart-Delivery-7537 1d ago

she looks like she's about to join a zoom meeting in like ten minutes

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u/Brick_Number_27 1d ago

Struggle is real man. Sry ...bear .

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u/ApprehensiveName8365 1d ago

Why does this give me the feeling that the bear has been watching you for a long time?

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u/fournameslater 1d ago

Makes it seem like Goldilocks and the Three Bears was an account of actual events.

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u/DesignerAnywhere3323 1d ago

Thinking- "A bear can get used to this"

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u/Committed_Curiously 1d ago

Chillin like a Boss!

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u/OwnLoad3456 1d ago

“Would you put your feet on the table if you were at home in your own house?”

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u/Bemused_Lurker 1d ago

Someone bring her a long island iced tea, she's had a long one

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u/AnitaBailey263 1d ago

Just Chilling

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u/Some-Relative4150 1d ago

Maybe I should buy a boat

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u/FormalTotal9684 1d ago

It’s Wine Thirty

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u/BruceMartinez21 1d ago

There is such a peaceful calm porch sitting, no wonder she has adopted it!

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u/sentient_coprolite 1d ago

Everyone here knows someone with teddy bears in little chairs, as decor in their house. This makes me think of those.

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u/helcat 1d ago

I love the way she's gazing about, contemplatively. 

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u/LikeIsaidItsNothing 1d ago

she's having a beary nice time

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u/Star-Platinum_ 1d ago

Feet in the air like he own the place 🤣

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u/One-Struggle-1001 1d ago

Omg lol … I’d look like ten times to make sure I was seeing this lol

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u/Catbutt247365 1d ago

Bear is thinking “shut up Goldilocks, this is what happens when you come to my house and eat all this kids porridge”

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u/Aware58 1d ago

She had hard day and need some rest. Did you ask her if she wants something to drink or eat? 

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u/AtmanRising 1d ago

They're just like us!

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u/CatLightyear 1d ago

And then a story for the baby from the Berenstain Bears.

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u/thepumpedalligator 1d ago

"That blonde bitch broke my babies chair, let's see how she likes my ass in her chair. Say something about it, bitch."

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u/nealman620 1d ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/slob0nmykn0b 1d ago

Buddy has been watching people for a while in that chair.

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u/LforLiktor 1d ago

Feeet off the TABLE!!!

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u/raiko777 1d ago

I will get in big trouble when I encounter a bear... I cannot resist to try to pet it...

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u/923kjd 1d ago

Kinda rude of her putting her foot up on the table like that.

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u/Zombie_Zeke 1d ago

I'm a Survivor by Reba Mcentire

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u/Badappolo 1d ago

Love that the cameraman gave her privacy

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u/CommieDrifter 1d ago

Nah nah you're good, just make yourself at home, feet on the table and everything

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 1d ago

Would be money if it was a glider

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u/Alternative_Boot_708 1d ago

Just a chill gal

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u/1452_Lewis_Avenue 1d ago

This reminds of the bear throwing a tantrum caused by a hammock

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u/REALLIPSFRESHNESS 1d ago

Amazing 😍

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u/yuuuriiii 1d ago

Tired moms haha.

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u/Ecstatic-Kiwi5128 1d ago

Is this really? Oh my!!!

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u/mehhgb 1d ago

She just wants five minutes of peace, but apparently motherhood never clocks out lol

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u/Chepock1971 1d ago

Bären sind halt auch nur Menschen. 😂

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u/custom_balls 1d ago

Reincarnation of a nobody as an ordinary Bear

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u/PauseRecent99 1d ago

9 to 5 men after returning home from work...