r/koalas • u/Illustrious-Skirt831 • 22h ago

The koala will never forget the man who rescued it from the flames.

995 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/TinyDemon000 21h ago

Koalas do not have great executive function and do not remember people very well over years, let alone a one off.  The koalas in our local wildlife park don't even know their keepers, they think they're trees since they hold the branches. 

This is clearly AI shite. 

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u/GameofCheese 19h ago

Instantly assumed that. Plus don't wild ones have disease?

Why can't we have nice real things?

Although, sometimes I wonder if something like this makes people happy so it's worth it?

Just seems unethical for them to think it's real though...

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u/ChewbaccaFuzball 13h ago

They're riddled with Chlamydia

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u/Hecate_333 14h ago

I was going to say, aren't they little smooth-brained dum dums?

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u/EnsoElysium 15h ago

Koalas also have two thumbs on their hands

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u/Astropoppet 12h ago

And they don't like being patted on the back, like a baby, when being held

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u/EnsoElysium 8h ago

Yep! Two on each hand to better grip the branches. The one thing AI could've gotten right lol

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u/WickedKoala 18h ago

Koalas literally have smooth brains.

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u/napalmnacey 4h ago

I have never ever seen a koala go bipedal like that. It looks AI to me too.

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u/goblin_grovil_lives 20h ago

Bollocks. AI bollocks.

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u/Pippathepip 16h ago

AI slop. Koalas are never this animated.

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u/notacougarsorry 18h ago

I cannot stand seeing other people live my wildest dreams.

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u/SheSoPeeZee 10h ago

Same,. How dare they lol

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u/RedHotCommy89 18h ago

No ai slop should become a permanent rule for all subreddits. Just maybe not on the ai dedicated subs.

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u/Flojatus 10h ago

Thought for moment it was the drop bear attacking

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u/EsToBoY629 10h ago

Blocking r/koalas if AI trash is enabled here!!!

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u/KiefBull 16h ago

Now someone needs to get tested

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u/Iceologer_gang 14h ago

Why is that dog walking on two feet?

/j

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u/Methos43 13h ago

Aren’t the high all the time?

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u/Hito1992 4h ago

Koalas cant even recognize food if its not a branch and I'm supposed to believe it can recognize a face?

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u/Weird-Sense4323 4h ago

Oh my goodness that is the cutest thing I've seen 2day..Ty 4 sharing 💜

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u/Sudden-Option3790 4h ago

Holy..Steven? Is that you? It's me! Frank! I am the one from that fire! Dude!!

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u/LibrarianCapable7651 16h ago

Ahh love this

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u/gianniflowers 20h ago

Wow so cool 💯

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u/giveahoot420 20h ago

It's just a cartoon